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mumu love

No wonder cos na N5 cigar dem dey always smoke

. . . and the guy still dey owe rent for there

1) If call forwarding is available at your company, forward the
victims calls to an "appropriate" number (Highly moral people get
dial-a-sex, bosses get dial-a-joke, boring people get time/weather,
flamboyant ones get dial-a-prayer, etc). Victim may go days without
figuring it out. Spouse may get interested in what's going o at office as
well. Forwarding to a VP makes for interesting reactions as well.

2) Variation on above is to get an answering machine, record an
imitation of victim's with outragous comments (busy right now with X-rated
move sound track going in background, inviting all callers out on dates,
denouncing whatever private beliefs they have, etc). Forward calls OR
splice into phone line so only happens on occasion.

3) If someone is silly enough to put call waiting onto a line used
for modems, call it EVERY time they use it. Vicitm will complain to phone
compnay about "line noise".

4) Reprogram all their speed calling to dial-a-sex, etc numbers
(as appropriate for victim). Love to watch the face of someone who thinks
he is calling his wife and a sexy girl comes on the line demanding a credit
card so she can "talk dirty" to him,

5) If victim is out of office for an extend period (week+), answer
his phone and say "Oh, Mark doesn't work here anymore. I think that the
company caught him stealing equipment/supplies/money; using drugs; sleeping
on the job; sexually harrassing the boss; etc."

6) If the phone system depends on star or \# pound keys, reverse them.
Most confusing. Even better, rewire 0-9 as well! Interchange only 2 keys
for continuing wrong numbers.

7) Replace answering tape messages with something "more exiting".
Effects records make good backgrounds. Barmaids and dancers will often
help you out on this one as well.

Call victim's answering machine. Leave what sounds to be an
important message and, 3 digits into the phone number, end the message.

9) If the company tracks every phone call, have everyone in the
office make long distance calls from the victims phone whenever victim
leaves the room. You need a spotter to keep from getting caught at this
one. 900 numbers that charge 0.50 per call are good for this.

10) One of my favorites works best in large office buildings:
Stay late one night. Go through the building and forward EVERY phone to
victim's line. Be sure to do yours also to avoid being suspected.

11) If victim keeps phone numbers online and you have write access
to database, scramble the numbers (Be sure not to mess with medical or other
emergency numbers. You can't play as many pranks on dead/maimed victims).

12) Turn off bell on victims phone. On AT\&T phones this requires
a bit of disassembly to implement but may be corrected by just adjusting
the volume (there is a stop to keep bell from going off but lifting a lever
permits the dial to rotate past the stop. Rotate back and no-one can tell
that it was done. This is a design feature of the phones).

When u try am, let me know the results

Na awareness i dey do these days

No be me talk am oh

Sammy village never use that kain technology b4

Sammy leg na dunlop oh

eim no need bata

i wont oh. The guy na time wasted

Na bla bla just dey ur mind

My favorite telephone gag is to call someone at random, and with an official tone rattle off this warning before they can interrupt:

"This is the telephone company calling. There is some trouble with
your line. Please do not answer any calls for the next five minutes
or the person on the other end may be electrocuted. Thank you."

Hang up, and wait about two minutes.

Call them back. When they answer, just scream "AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!" and hang up.

Get a few copies of your friends business card. Hopefully, it has his home phone number on it.

Go to your local red-light district and pass them out to the girls (or guys) saying "Call me some time."

This is most effective if he has a family. If he is single, he may want to thank you.

Switch the "MEN" and "WOMEN" signs on a pair of public bathrooms while they're occupied.

Great at airports, hotels, and bars.

Use a clip lead to connect the brake light switch to the horn relay on the targets car. Every time they step on the brake the horn blows.

It's amazing how many people can't associate the horn blowing with using the brake.

They just report that the horn blows at random times. This is especially useful joke to watch in parking lots when work lets out.

Olulu,

Na only me u dey dash these kain compliments?

Dump a whole bottle of detergent into the toilet tank.

This produces great billowing suds out of the bowl on first flush. Especially great if first flusher is sitting at the time.

_{(I'm surprised nobody mentioned this one yet.)}

Go to a pet shop and buy a fancy looking pet collar and leash. Then, the next time you see a dead animal in the road, attach the leash and collar setup to its neck. Attach the whole thing to person's rear bumper, making sure to toss dead animal under the car so it won't be seen.

When person drives away, chances are he/she will be stopped by either a cop or a member of some animal lovers group for draggin some poor defenseless pet down the road.

Either way, they are gonna have some awful quick explaining to do!

superman

Why BAT nevergive una award?

You are on your own oh

I believe all these bombings dey happen for kuvuki extension

See Sam milla oh,

When he says "dashes off to another thread", people go think say na speed eim dey use.

Menawhile na trekking my man dey try expantiate


Sammy, u don reach the next thread?

the crowd na real otondo

Boys get liver for NLD oh,

See fineyabber of yesterday. Na my wife you create new thread make she come do wetin?

Now she no come and na Tessy you wan dey look?

Well we still dey take breakfast, so make i go back to dining room

Olulu,

Na where i go fit get deat certificated from?

Sammy,

Na wetin u dey use hunt am?

I hope not broomstick and matches oh

Generally,

We all have the wrong concept to the meaning of April Fool's Day.

It originated far back in the 16th Century where on the 1st of April, the King is allowed to serve the queen (until its 12 noon)

Furthermore, Leaders in turn serve followers, Masters serve Slaves and thats wat goes on until 12noon when it reverses back to normal (cos u know its only shortlived and foolish).


Na we for Nigeria don turn am to Lies and tribulations.

Imagine Rhythm 93.7 PH started the headlines with this caption "The nigerian team on their way to Abuja, crashed in a plane". The when they wanted to expantiate, they said it was April Fools day. YOu can imagine the shock any family member related to Super eagles must felt.

Its too bad. Lets try and stop it.

hw do i register for such games?

This pix reminds me of gilgee whn he first came into NLD and was chasing women carelessly

TYTY

heard the last post b4 but sure makes me laff anytime i see it