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good one sammy

Olulu,

I wonder how many hours and websites u musta checked just to post that

Olulu just start extra-mural lessons for lying

Clemcy,

e be like say u wan trouble too. Wen e come to my wives, i no dey carry dem play oh. I dey shoot anybody eveen Sam Milla if tresspassing dey

Sammy Leg?

The guy dey use eim heel dey break palm kernels

Na who dey find SAMMY MILLAR?

The person must pay consultancy fee

as for him, na monkey u go see

swan

The person will be stupid to pick the call a second time

Nooooooo

na call you send us

make eim use im legs clap

all we want na clap

thank you

Dupe said that she needed an ugly man.

I don volunteer myself and she no wan talk again

Abi am i handsome enough to get disqualified

Clemcy,

I no knowwhy u wan put katakata for my family issue

. . . . as if u sabi swahili

see ya laff life suffer man own

Do i smell jealousy?

Dont fear Clemcy, Lola na my wife-in-law

Na so my wives hungry you reach?

gilgee (the prince), or segun (bellboy) can be of help

nope

4 my bedroom

na so naija be na

I told u not to try it on ur twin na

chai, . . . .

this my wife too sabi something

that guy no go focus now his life never reach terminal stage

u don come again oh

NA WHERE UNA CARRY THIS ONE COME FROM

ADEMILLER, HW U DEY?

At the end of their first date, a young man takes his favorite girl home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss.

With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, how 'bout a goodnight kiss?"

Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

"Oh come on! Who's going to see us at this hour?"

"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

"Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"

"No way. It's just too risky!"

"Oh please, please, I like you so much!!"

"No, no, and no. I like you too, but I just can't!"

"Oh yes you can. Please?"

"NO, no. I just can't."

"Pleeeeease?, "

Out of the blue, the porch light goes on, and the girl's elder sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled. In a sleepy voice the sister says: "Dad says you should go ahead and give him a kiss, Or I can do it for you Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for crying out loud tell him to take his hand off the INTERCOM button it is waking up everyone in the house!"

robin

e be like say dem no know say na oga now