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Jokes Etc › Re: What A Wife by ituen(m): 12:56am On Apr 11, 2008
See how the shape of ur head dey affect ur thinking.

Cos u get spherical head, na so so UFO u dey imagine
Jokes Etc › Re: Tell Me by ituen(m): 12:52am On Apr 11, 2008
How u go ask such question?

If the tongue slap each cheek, no be clap be that
Jokes Etc › Re: One Week To Live. by ituen(m): 12:51am On Apr 11, 2008
As for me,

I go call all my wives and have a nice family conference with correct uninterrupted bla bla to crown it up.

On the last day b4 i go, i will put MAGUN for their body.

ANY1 HAS QUALMS WITH THAThuhhuhhuh?
Jokes Etc › Re: The Perfect Male by ituen(m): 12:44am On Apr 11, 2008
This is kronky

Jokes Etc › Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by ituen(m): 12:40am On Apr 11, 2008
una know say me no dey lie
Jokes Etc › Re: Men Are Too Clever by ituen(op): 12:37am On Apr 11, 2008
Na where una go jerk this thread from cool cool cool cool


Una be archivists?
Jokes Etc › Re: Kuvuki Land by ituen(m): 12:36am On Apr 11, 2008
*shoots whoever is the messenger of that message and orders Sam milla to my palace to answer questions in front of I and saucekid (he must be kneeling down or else . . . . )*
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Knows by ituen(m): 12:33am On Apr 11, 2008
make u use horsewhip mixed with koboko.

make we see where that demon go run enter
Jokes Etc › Re: How We Toast Them/how They Toast Us by ituen(m): 12:30am On Apr 11, 2008
jaymobb,

wetin u dey carry ur time do?

remeber that ur just 6yrs old and dont have responsibilities at all except sleep, eat, play and go to school
Jokes Etc › Re: Lmao by ituen(m): 12:29am On Apr 11, 2008
It is really not ok with her oh shocked shocked
Crime › Re: Who No Be Thief? by ituen(m): 12:28am On Apr 11, 2008
Jokes Etc › Re: Men Again by ituen(m): 12:23am On Apr 11, 2008
and that tripping was purposely done by clem
Jokes Etc › Re: Am Back by ituen(m): 12:22am On Apr 11, 2008
If i can undestand sacuekid's subtraction, it means that instead of "shooting in" he decides to "throw it" away

any dirty minds in da house smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: Wanted by ituen(m): 12:19am On Apr 11, 2008
Ok,

but you for give her some Mary Kay so that she for leave ur bag
Jokes Etc › Re: If You See Anything Dirty, It's Just Your Mind by ituen(m): 12:18am On Apr 11, 2008
Clem eyesight dey like the under of Coca-cola bottle
Crime › Re: Who No Be Thief? by ituen(m): 12:17am On Apr 11, 2008
was posted under nairaland general topic

well its still nice to me
Jokes Etc › Re: My Third Term by ituen(m): 12:15am On Apr 11, 2008
hehehehehehehehe grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Crack Ur Rib by ituen(m): 12:14am On Apr 11, 2008
stanP, u dey try well well
Jokes Etc › Re: Dime by ituen(m): 12:13am On Apr 11, 2008
wat a silly way to propose. is she dat cheap?
Jokes Etc › Re: possession of good looks by ituen(m): 12:12am On Apr 11, 2008
that pant wey u dey dey affect u
Jokes Etc › Re: Guinea Brocade by ituen(m): 12:11am On Apr 11, 2008
aristole,

dis-include me oh
Jokes Etc › Re: Family Affair by ituen(m): 12:10am On Apr 11, 2008
do u really want me to do dat?
Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by ituen(m): 12:10am On Apr 11, 2008
na so th boy go dey hurry to post eim ugly pix
Jokes Etc › Re: Weird Optical by ituen(m): 12:07am On Apr 11, 2008
this nite school wey u go affect you bad bad
Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by ituen(op): 12:07am On Apr 11, 2008
my broda, we dey go back to the thread

Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Leave Letters And Applications Written By Some Indians by ituen(m): 12:01am On Apr 11, 2008
Origin,

as dem sack u as gatewoman, na which other job u want?
Jokes Etc › Re: I Want Nightnurse by ituen(m): 6:10pm On Apr 10, 2008
baba saucy
Jokes Etc › Re: Love Letter To Nightnurse by ituen(m): 6:10pm On Apr 10, 2008
nightnurse reads the message from ituen's laptop

Shouts: ituen come and see this mugu

Baby,

E be like say some people don dey see vision.
Jokes Etc › Re: What A Wife by ituen(m): 6:02pm On Apr 10, 2008
Na which award u wan give me?

U go formulate ne one?
Jokes Etc › Re: Wanted by ituen(m): 5:58pm On Apr 10, 2008
FMK,

U must be silly enof to fall mugu for that kain girl.

abi na for night she razzle you?

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