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.... there is no virgin on nairaland.

Another one


LILIAN
Feb 24

Dear Sir/Madam.

We are inviting you to participate in the forthcoming international congress meeting on How to help the Youth stop the violence in world,and Global economic crisis eradication.The international congress meeting will commence from 6th to 10th April 2015,here in United States of America and from 13 to 17th April 2015 in Africa.It is a great privilege for us to invite you to this meeting.

This meeting will contain various discussions issue of political problems in Africa.Including the Boko Haram militants, terrorist issue and the children being affected by terrorist,issues of Violence in Africans and how we can build a platform of knowledge at an international level to find solutions to Unemployment as it affects our society and globally.For more information’s regarding the congress meeting, please contact the conference secretary via email that is indicated below.

Head of secretariat,
Email:youthinternationalprevention@gmail.com

Note that The organization will process the Visa and flight tickets for all the invited participants free who require entry Visa to the United States and Dakar Senegal.Participants will only book for their accommodation in one of the chosen hotel in Dakar Senegal by the organization during the other issues on How stop the Violence in Africans,

Once again we thank you for taking out your time in your busy scheduled to attend this meeting with us.

Yours faithfully,
Ms.LILIAN.
National congress coordinator,
United States of America.

I receive all sorts these days. Sometimes I just wonder if they are sent at random or I am the only one on the mail list or perhaps someone close to me. Please post scam mails you have received recently here too.

Here is a recent email I received.


Invitation - Conference on HIV/AIDS and Malaria Prevention! Feb 20

Precious Brown Precious Brown
conference2014@usa.com

Dear Sir/Madame,

You are invited to participate in the up-coming Global Conference on HIV/AIDS and Malaria Prevention from the 17th - 20th of MARCH 2015 at (Anaheim, California the United States of America) and from 23rd - 26th of MARCH 2015 in Dakar-Senegal,West Africa).

The conference will be organized by the American Youth Organization ( A.Y.O ). For Registration contact the American Youth Organization Secretariat via Email ( ayo.conference@usa.com ) or ( ayo.conference@outlook.com )

All registered participants or delegates are entitled to a free round trip Air tickets to both events and United States Visa arrangements, this will include your transportation, feeding during your stay in the United States. Delegates will only be responsible for his/her own hotel accommodation in Dakar,Senegal were the second phase of the event will take place.

Do inform our Secretariat that Precious BROWN a Staff member of the American Youth Organization (A.Y.O) recommended you.

For any assistance do not hesitate to contact me at Email: (p.brown@globomail.com).

Respectfully Yours,

Precious Brown
American Youth Organization ( A.Y.O )
+1.508-425-432

Did anyone get this too?

gentlesJ:
As a graduate of mass comm, we were taught in advertising class that correctness of grammar doesnt matter in advertising, the important an ad should do is to arrest ur attention, sustain it and 'lure' u to take postive action(in form of purchase and patronage of the advertised goods or service). I think that ad fulfil that. Please leave grammar alone and give more sales, that is what advertising preaches. In my estimation that ad is on point.

I am loving it. - McDonalds

I see a Volkswagen Passat. The only one that thinks like a Bugatti.

Its amazing how nairalanders always curse each other.

It's not a Police Station, it's a Police Out Station.

Monday
Thursday
Friday
Sunday or what ever.
Calistus
Linus
Perpetual
innocent
Boniface
Godspower

Why don't we ever see ambulances in photos taken at Nigeria accident or incident scenes?

Every investor or starter has a dream of what outcome they expect of their investment. But depending on the size of your business, how do you actualize this dream?

itsdumebi:
The music star posted a shocking message today on Ig stating that a teacher of his in high school said he was the most unlikely to suceed with a picture with two of his cars visible behind him.

He captioned the picture, ‘My French teacher in high school told me me I was the MOST UNLIKELY TO SUCCEED. JOKES ON HER!!’
http://itsdumebi.com/davidos-shocking-confession/

Teacher was talking about succeeding in french language studies. So, assess your french.

wirinet:
When National SECURITY advicer is more concerned about indecency sites and election postponements than Boko Haram, when the army finds it more important to call a press conference on Buhari's certificate than Boko Haram, then we are in serious trouble.

This got me thinking my brother.

Factors making this possible.
1. Money
2. Clean Clear water
3. Security, no militants sailing yards away.
4. ...................................

How does a decent photo of mother and daughter depict what the topic title insinuates?

brobdingnagian

Why are those two men pissing from the roof top?

@change2015, I think you have a point there. I have never been involved in politics in my ward partly because I have spent all of my lifetime living outside my home state. I recently got a bit drawn into thoughts of it when a close friend contested for reps in the last election. This must be the case for several other elite and well meaning people in our society who probably feel the game is too dirty for them. I must admit I feel that way too considering when I see the people who crowd the venues of political events. We need to change our attitude towards politics for real.

Just curious but positive change brings about or is a sign of progress. This trend of having either OBJ, GEJ, OR GMB or any other big wigs only showing ambition for ruling our nation does make things boring and makes our politics stale. Only persons who have ruled before have the ambition or nerve to rule again. Why cant we just have a change?

@ odikomo1, its called "tablet"

If you used 5 kobo and 50 kobo stamps nko?

Since my experience (last post) I have developed an employee guarantors form which is issued as part of the interview and employment process. Prospective employees are required to fill this form and return it to the office before they may be considered for employment. I got the format online anyway but will send you a copy via email if you leave your email address. Regards bro and good luck in 2015.

My employee scam experience.

https://www.nairaland.com/2011268/share-employee-scam-experience#28274509

My employee scam experience in 2014

https://www.nairaland.com/2011268/share-employee-scam-experience#28274509

Its important from the start to be sure that your small business will survive and hence grow.

Mr Uket Eno Eno was employed as Barman trainee at a bar, with a salary of N20000 on 17th April 2014.
On the 29th May 2014 he vanished from the bar leaving the customers and exchanged the following message to his director's mobile.

Employee: Sir,its Eno Eno...I hav made sales dat worths my mnthly pay d sum of #30,000... I dnt wnt 2work again... No need calling my quarantor,I faked d number and every oda details. I am on my way 2 wer i com 4rm... Ugep! C.R.S... Case of nxt tym,treat ur workers wel!
goodluck to you

Employer : 30mins to reverse your action or be branded for life as a thief that you are. Goodluck

Employee: Dis is nt a act for 4 publishin,i only tuk wht i knw wud nt afct ur busnes,i hav already spokn wt ur mopol dat... 2morw i wl pay bk d additional 10k to any acct no.snt 2me... Its wht i've wrkd 4!

Employee: Note that records show you have over N42000 with you.

Employee: Check it wel,mayb d nxt person wnts his or hr own share 4rm it... I wud hav takn 20k dat is my salary bt, i considerd my sailin back robas as a NORSEMAN dat i am,disembackin is allowd! I left wt 30k... My transprt.

@blackprowler
Sounds great. I think a bit more specifications on your car CCTV system will be right here.

I am witnessing at 1400hrs today sunday 28 sept 2014 a fatal accident along Akwa Ibom PH expressway by Banana plantation involving a toyota sienna car reg no BAYELSA NEM 629 EC with 4 occupants. I can see 1 person already dead. Someone who knows the vehicle number please further the report. Network is bad here foind ID card with this number 0802 767 2292 and the name Sunday.

What are they fighting for? what is in the leadership of such a sect? The whole world is seeking to destroy them now and instead of disowning the group they kill them selves over leadership. Maybe money is involved to disclose whereabouts of our girls, leading to the fight, Or its the fame of making the next video. Perhaps the leader get virgins whether he dies or not. Poor Chibok girls.

I did this for mumsie years ago about late 70s to 80s. But u need to know where your hands go thereafter.

Buy a parachute, make it one of your hand carry bags at check-in. Very Important:- Don't forget to wear it on your back just after take off as soon as seat belt lights go off.