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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by izzou(m): 5:00pm On Jan 18, 2020
odizeey:
One mumu for Twitter dey talk say he might not be worth it for the money, saying we should go for van de beek, grealish or Madison.

Vdb Wen dey go Madrid, Madison that we are hear he's worth 100 million. I don't know of grealish.

I just tire for this club. Mk dem carry their wahala go.
[color=royalblue]I really don't know United's plans, but that Fernandez is an average player

Apart from having more options, and to increase competition, I no see wetin that guy wan do for United

But make we dey watch una sha[/color]
Family › Re: Advise: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant by izzou(m):
grin

[color=royalblue]I suggest you do nothing bro. You're expecting a baby, so I'll say congratulations. Like a lady up there advised, visit the thread on the Health section. This is the link sef grin[/color]

https://www.nairaland.com/889053/pregnancy-pregnant-going-through-high

[color=royalblue]Make sure you ask any questions you need. Those mothers there are awesome. They will help you out. And when she eventually delivers the baby, make sure you post it. They will shower you with likes, which you can exchange for diapers and other baby stuffs










I really do not pity you bro. I pity your friends. It's pathetic they'll have to be close to someone as unintelligent as you.

You are having sex with a 200 level student without protection? Do you know the damage you'll do to her life if she is truly pregnant? And here you are thinking about your Offshore job. What about her life?

Like I earlier advised, do nothing.

May the peace of the Lord be with you cool[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 4:28pm On Jan 18, 2020
donfortune48:
Greetings comrades.
I just had my first trip on Uber after giving them 2months suspension, and I noticed that they only took 3% commission from the trip.

Please what could be responsible for this?
[color=royalblue]Are you scared?

grin[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 4:13pm On Jan 18, 2020
[color=royalblue]Its a privilege to have KingAzubuike on this thread

So much exclusive info for free grin[/color]
Business › Re: 'Stop Calling Us NEPA' - Discos Spokesperson, Oduntan by izzou(m): 11:36am On Jan 18, 2020
[color=royalblue]I know NwaAmaikpe is not naptu2, and will never be

But they have something in common. They know so much.

While I respect one for his experience and vast knowledge, I respect the other for his humour grin[/color]
Family › Re: My Marriage Is On The Verge Of Collapsing Due To My Wife Unfaithfulness by izzou(m): 11:28am On Jan 18, 2020
[color=royalblue]I asked you this[/color]

izzou:
[color=royalblue]
Your wife saved his number with SUGAR DADDY?
And your wife still is on 2go? grin
[/color]
[color=royalblue]You replied with this[/color]

iamballo:
8Actually I am d one that saved d number with sugar daddy & she is not on 2go I am
[color=royalblue]And then say this again[/color]

iamballo:
I have to save d man number with something b4 I post it here so that his number will not be shown here cuz my wife did not save d number with anything & I am even using her phone to post this thing. Get it or get lost
[color=royalblue]So if I may understand, you saved the number as SUGAR DADDY on her phone, took a screenshot and sent to your phone, and............. I don't understand how the 2go is on your phone, but you're using her phone to post this huh[/color]
Celebrities › Re: Davido And Chioma Unfollow Each Other On Instagram by izzou(m): 11:11am On Jan 18, 2020
grin

[color=royalblue]Davido and Chioma sitting on a couch

Davido: Baby, let's do something for attention today

Chioma: You have anything in mind

Davido: Let's unfollow each other on instagram

They unfollow each other, and that was how this thread was created grin[/color]
Romance › Re: Some Bitter Truths Every Man Must Make Peace With by izzou(m): 9:47am On Jan 18, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
so much rubbish in ONE post... OP must be high on that "colorado".

[img]https://media./images/261ee25ebf4c2bd418714e6bc440edb9/tenor.gif[/img]
[color=royalblue]Happy birthday sire[/color]
Family › Re: My Marriage Is On The Verge Of Collapsing Due To My Wife Unfaithfulness by izzou(m): 9:44am On Jan 18, 2020
grin

[color=royalblue]Wait Wait Wait

Your wife saved his number with SUGAR DADDY?

And your wife still is on 2go? grin

Ogaa.....I hail your story abeg cool[/color]

Family › Re: I Need Advice..6 Month Marriage by izzou(m): 9:01am On Jan 18, 2020
[color=royalblue]According to you, this was the primary reason you decided to go into a relationship with him[/color]

This is the number one factor that makes me fall inlove with this man because I knw I'm weak when it's comes to religion, and I need someone who will enhance my family and children in future.
[color=royalblue]You were deceived sister.

Take care of your health and your unborn baby. That should be most important for now[/color]
Family › Re: My Wife's 22yrs Old Niece Is Seriously Tempting Me . (she Like's Being Nude) by izzou(m): 7:08am On Jan 18, 2020
[color=royalblue]Lactite

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

You are a clown, sir. If you eventually kick-start a career in Comedy, you'll soar higher than Basketmouth and Alibaba

So na girl wey don born, your wife's niece, na him make your sausage dey rise?

Kuku carry cup make she press small milk put inside for you naa. Mr Lactite grin

[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 9:12pm On Jan 17, 2020
topsydee007:
Make I share my little experience today.

I drive in Abuja.

Got a request. ..call came in...sweet voice.

Rider: I'm in jabi park where they enter ado ekiti bus.
Me : ok on my way.

Few minutes later

Rider : do u speak Yoruba
Me : yes
Rider : I will call u back soon, pretend to be my dad and tell the garage guys that I'm not going again today ..please be strict on the phone
Me : hmmmm... Ok ..

A minute later someone called me from the garage

Unknown person: ( speaking Yoruba now) are u the one that just dropped her off at the park and paid for the fare?

Me: yes. She's not going today again, forget the money ..let her leave there ( in harsh tone)

Unknown person: we cannot allow her to go until u have come in person to pick her up cos we have a similar case in the police station.

Unknown person narrating now: ...he said ..last week, a father dropped her daughter in the garage and paid for the fair, after the father left the daughter claimed she wasn't going again and left ... following day the father came claiming his daughter is no where to be found both at the destination and at home, the father then claimed they kidnapped the girl cos the girl is still missing.

Me : at this point ...I couldn't say a word..

I just kukuma cancel trip before they will say I be kidnapper.

Things dey happen.

My thought.

Maybe the girl want to go for dic.k baptism and didn't know how to leave home cos if she was truly going back home why didn't she call her father.
[color=royalblue]Thanks for sharing

God go continue to save us sha[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by izzou(m): 6:18pm On Jan 17, 2020
patrickmuf:
Now that Bruno almost seems certain, Lingard should be relegated to the reserve team squad.
[color=royalblue]You are joking, right? grin[/color]

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 6:11pm On Jan 17, 2020
pope191:
Fear Uche nd d gang... See as e frosh unpon hot sun, no sleep grin
[color=royalblue]Sometimes, I feel these stories are cooked

How can someone be doing 15 trips consecutively for 31 days.

Dem no service car?
Him no dey sleep?
Him no get life outside him steering?

But then, we live in an Audio world grin[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 6:08pm On Jan 17, 2020
Gentlelife50:
And the worst part is they will still not pay the owner promptly, maybe after seeing wniiii in the hands of the drivers the owner puts it up for sale.
Few months old corolla for sale, buy and drive everything working fine. While the car is gone
undecided
grin grin grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 6:05pm On Jan 17, 2020
Tyche:
After them kill the car, it will be advertised for sale as used by a woman or pastor grin
[color=royalblue]When I see a car ad

Toyota Corolla 06 for sale. Owner is a pastor that drives from his house to church only on Sundays

Me: undecided[/color]

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 4:41pm On Jan 17, 2020
tojahh:
Sometimes.... 3 persons

if you know....
[color=royalblue]First driver, after driving for 8 hours

First driver: Calls second driver...... Where you dey
Second driver: I dey come

Second driver shows up and drives for another 8 hours, and then calls the third driver

Third driver: I dey close by...

He drives for an additional 8 hours, totalling 24 hours


Toyota corolla: cry[/color]

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 3:58pm On Jan 17, 2020
okorotalkative:
Bros I've been getting such emails from Bolt monthly, I'd be like really?

Another thing i can think of na maybe na two people dey drive the car, one for morning, other for night till morning.
[color=royalblue]Its definitely two people that are driving the car. [/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 3:51pm On Jan 17, 2020
okorotalkative:
How these ones dey do am?
[color=royalblue]He did 466 trips in December

Which means he did 15 trips every single day. Despite the traffic wey full everywhere for December

Issorait grin[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 2:34pm On Jan 17, 2020
BlueRayDick:
I don't have the strength for that back and forth argument now. Maybe later in the night or weekend when I dey drink better cold Heineken sha.
[color=royalblue]Ohh Okay

I suspected you wont have that strength grin[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 2:16pm On Jan 17, 2020
BlueRayDick:
Oga goan siddon jare. Nobody denies the fact Van Djik is a good defender....but we've seen better defenders around.....we've seen defenders who go into challenges and get the ball when need be....

[s]When a defender decides to switch jobs in the middle of a game from a pro footballer to a traffic warden, we go talk am as we see am.[/s]

By the way, if he was doing more of that Dele Alli tackle, we wouldn't be having this discussion.
[color=royalblue]I'll appreciate if this argument is more engaging

Kindly list the "Better defenders" in your team, or other teams that will do what Dijk cannot do, or hasn't done [/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by izzou(m): 1:08pm On Jan 17, 2020
odizeey:
Wetyn funny?
[color=royalblue]Nothing oh

I just marvel at your wisdom of making McTom or Rashford captain, ahead of DeGea or Maguire grin[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by izzou(m): 12:55pm On Jan 17, 2020
odizeey:
No mind that guy.

Them for give mctomminay, Rashford, instead of McGuire, even if you get issues with de gea.

You might say they are small, forget it.
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 10:12am On Jan 17, 2020
[color=royalblue]Uche would be in his office shouting "Let's move Lagos" Upandan[/color]

grin grin grin grin grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 7:33pm On Jan 16, 2020
ajoks533:
All she sent was the guy's name and international phone number and village.
huh

[color=royalblue]You can report to the police first, just in case

This is no info, to be sincere [/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 7:32pm On Jan 16, 2020
deedee44:
Ofcourse his salary will take a hit grin
Remember he will still be making money on weekdays from destination trips. Risks are meant to be taken, if I were him I would take this risk with both hands
undecided

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 7:04pm On Jan 16, 2020
deedee44:
Plans and strategies are overrated in this job. Weekends you don't need to wake up early or position anywhere. Just go online wherever you are, people are moving upandan everywhere. It's good to plan though but you can still survive without it wink
[color=royalblue]Not really talking about a plan to get trips.

If he loses a tyre on a weekend, how does he recover? Two days is to small to save up for this job.

The car is a machine, remember?[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 7:01pm On Jan 16, 2020
ajoks533:
Please I have an urgent and emergency situation.

My sister said her boss wants to help her travel abroad (Kazakhstan), was hoping to meet them here in Abuja to check on her documents myself and also verify things, but she told me at the last minute on my way to airport that they were not able to get a flight to Abuja, so they will travel from Lagos.

Now I smell something fishy and wish to either stop her from travelling or get a tangible information of her flight itinerary and information of the person travelling with her.

Have placed calls to contacts I have at Lagos, no one is close to both local and international airport.

Please I cry out to you guys, how can you help me out. Who has any contact at International airport who can help me ascertain some vital information from her and her boss who is traveling with her. My head is going bonkers right now.

Please it's urgent as their flight to Kazakhstan is ur within 7 and 8, emirates. She doesn't even know all the information but is keen on going, even after I told her on phone not to go.
[color=royalblue]Kazkhstan?

Dont panic just yet. Try and get more information on her boss[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 6:53pm On Jan 16, 2020
deedee44:
We don't know how stressful his work is, what if he doesn't get exhausted from office work grin
I know a guy on HP on a telegram group I belong, he can go for weeks without coming to sleep at home. I think he has few weeks left to clear the debt now. All you need is the right amount of motivation to push you day in day out
[color=royalblue]Lol

You know a HP driver that will stay away for weeks (Monday to Sunday) driving just to pay his installment and save for his family and vehicle expenses, and you are saying a newbie can achieve that in 2 days?

The right amount of motivation and a clear plan is needed. The plan here, is not clear grin[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by izzou(m): 6:42pm On Jan 16, 2020
PapalsBull:
This is to confirm that loserpool midfielders do nothing extra ordinary as elpiro has opined here severally.

Below UEFA team of the year with the exception of Ronaldo that was smuggled in
[color=royalblue]Some of una an senseless logic

Liverpool have 3 featured defenders. Obviously all the defenders in Europe do nothing extra ordinary, except for Juventus

undecided[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 6:37pm On Jan 16, 2020
deedee44:
Remittance is 25k
He can use his salary to settle the debt monthly and run his family from whatever he makes from ehailing every weekend, then fuel the car from destination trips to and fro his office on weekdays. It will only take 10 months to settle the loan. Sometimes it's good to take calculated risks
[color=royalblue]He should work every single day for 10 months? undecided

Deedee, do you now run a private clinic? You may need to register him undecided[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 6:35pm On Jan 16, 2020
Epphy:
;DNo be for me jare kiss
[color=royalblue]Am i supposed to believe this? huh

Better call us to epp you "wash eeeett" when it arrives cool[/color]

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