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Autos › Re: Beware!! My 2014 GX460 Cleared By Adexfem Was Impounded By Custom Officers Today by izzou(m): 9:09pm On Nov 22, 2019
omonla10:
do u know if u pay low duty, custom do alert them and raise additional invoice duty for u to pay.. Who no like beta tin.. If custom didn't allow it, he wouldn't have flown d car out of the terminal
Good

What did his customer request for? And what did he charge him for?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 8:26pm On Nov 22, 2019
chucsmoore:
grin. Nah dat song dey reign now. Can't even hear what d dude is saying. "Bad day after bad day" lol
Lol

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 8:11pm On Nov 22, 2019
Unlimited22:
Uncle Jehovah Jireh, that post is dated 20 Nov. Lamps confirmed in his press conference TODAY that Pulisic is fit. Only Rudiger, CHO and RLC miss out.
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 7:45pm On Nov 22, 2019
fasa199:
I must get the bonus and work half day tomorrow. CHEMCH on my mind cool
PARTEE AFTER PARTEE
PARTEE AFTER PARTEE

PARTEE AFTER PARTEE

AFTER PARTEE AFTER PARTEE

grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 6:54pm On Nov 22, 2019
skillip:
Are you guys sure Opay is not bugging this bolt App? Did a trip from Ikoyi to 2 different places on the mainland, trip ended at 2k4. #cardtrip. When the lady asked if I could take her back , I told her to change it to cash, at the end it came to N900. I check app, it was even lesser #400, the lady was surprised and gave me 2k5. they can collect their percentage from my #900.
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Autos › Re: Beware!! My 2014 GX460 Cleared By Adexfem Was Impounded By Custom Officers Today by izzou(m): 6:51pm On Nov 22, 2019
I like the way car dealers and clearing agents always have each other's back

The unity is similar to that of the Tower of Babel

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Celebrities › Re: Chioma Feeds Her Son, David Ifeanyi Adeleke While Listening To Davido's Song by izzou(m): 1:42pm On Nov 22, 2019
grin

So much inspiration from this thread

Thanks Lala
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 1:40pm On Nov 22, 2019
deedee44
Why are you viewing our thread? angry














How far oga? grin
Education › Re: What I Would Do To Babcock Female Student, If She Were My Daughter! by izzou(m): 12:57pm On Nov 22, 2019
pocohantas:
Nairalanders have started abusing the word hypocrite again...

Now we all have to think in one direction and support everything, to avoid being tagged hypocrites.

I doubt some of the people commenting have seen the video. I agree she needs all the love, if she were my sister, daughter, friend...etc, I will definitely stand by her. But I would also need her to understand she didn't do well at all.

Any parent heart would sink watching that video. Such parent would even need sometime to put themselves together, they might even be needing therapy alongsides her.
He obviously isn't a parent, or her parent, so it's easy to type without stress

The op didn't consider that the parents have feelings too. If the girl needs all the love on earth right now, what about her father? What will his friends think of him? Or the mother? She will be the "topic of the week" in the home of her friends

The op isn't her parents, so it's easy to type that and call the world hypocrites
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 12:53pm On Nov 22, 2019
eherbal:
peacemaker?undecided
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Car Talk › Re: New Innoson Automated Vehicle Plant In Pictures by izzou(m): 12:49pm On Nov 22, 2019
God bless this man abeg

But they should consider safety seriously. That guy is supposed to be putting on a helmet
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 12:06pm On Nov 22, 2019
drmikeadams:
grin grin. Is it not better to just do d hackney permit and lasdri for peace of mind grin Lagos and extortion sha
LASDRI? Maybe

But Hackney? I don't think so

That document is for red plated. Why force it on a blue plate?
Autos › Re: Beware!! My 2014 GX460 Cleared By Adexfem Was Impounded By Custom Officers Today by izzou(m): 11:23am On Nov 22, 2019
foolbuster:
Oga Who issued the clearance papers and released the car after checking it and ascertaining it has met all requirements? The Agent?

Ok. Lets say the agent bribed the customs. (Which by the way is unfortunately the norm in Nigeria and what almost every agent does.) And customs accept the bribe and go ahead to clear the vehicle and issue papers.
What moral obligation does the same customs now have to impound that same vehicle that they cleared.

What they should rather do is mark the vehicle and give the owner some time to complete the payment since it was them that cleared the vehicle and issued clearance documents, rather than impound the car on the spot as if the owner comitted some serious crime. Meanwhile the mixup is from them.

But as a typical Nigerian you wont reason that way. Thats why Nigerians get trampled over by anything with any semblance of authourity including a receptionist.
Okay
Autos › Re: Beware!! My 2014 GX460 Cleared By Adexfem Was Impounded By Custom Officers Today by izzou(m): 11:17am On Nov 22, 2019
legalwealth:
LMAO! !!

Foter, the always wise boy don hear am.
The whole business went sour between the op and the agent.. I understand

But how people still come here to exonerate the agent after reading the thread tells is shocking

A simple "Oga, the duty go plenty oh. You get xxxx amount for am? "

But no. He lied to him, underpaid for it and then someone decides to blame a custom officer along Ore for this

Let's wait for the Agent's story Abi?
Autos › Re: Beware!! My 2014 GX460 Cleared By Adexfem Was Impounded By Custom Officers Today by izzou(m): 10:38am On Nov 22, 2019
tempex88:
You assume too much. What proof do you have that he tipped?

My understanding is that he made payment based on valauation issued by Customs.

Dont forget the process;
- agent does declaration;
- customs issues assessment,
- Custom does examination;
and final check at the gate.
I'm so sorry. I did assume much

He probably collected 2.750, paid 1.9 and kept about 800k as his charges

I apologize for assuming

Autos › Re: Beware!! My 2014 GX460 Cleared By Adexfem Was Impounded By Custom Officers Today by izzou(m): 10:12am On Nov 22, 2019
tempex88:
The only person to blame is buyer who failed to do due diligence on the car. Before now, buyers focus is always engine and transmission. No one really checks safety.

error could be from manufacturer or any other person in the chain. That's why people advice you buy car history report to know if vehicle had some manufacturers defect or has had a serious incident.
The bolded part of your comment tells a lot about who you are in real life

But then, your comment has been noted

Thanks for the advice
Autos › Re: Beware!! My 2014 GX460 Cleared By Adexfem Was Impounded By Custom Officers Today by izzou(m): 10:07am On Nov 22, 2019
foolbuster:
Oga is the customs papers original or fake?

Fact remains that the agent went through customs to obtain the original customs clearance papers.
So why will the same custom impound a car they have cleared and turn around to say they have not cleared.
The car was impounded for UNDERPAID DUTY. You should learn to comprehend before typing, you know

According to the story, The "Holy, honest and diigent" agent(who should not be blamed according to you) told the op the full duty of the car was 2.750 when he knew it was more than that.

He paid 1.9, tipped the customs(those that should actually be blamed, according to you) and assured the op that the full duty has been paid.

Even when the car was about to be transported, the innocent agent assured him that the duty was paid in full

Like I agreed with you, the agent is not to be blamed. The op should be blamed for buying a white Lexus
Autos › Re: Beware!! My 2014 GX460 Cleared By Adexfem Was Impounded By Custom Officers Today by izzou(m): 9:35am On Nov 22, 2019
foolbuster:
Honestly i dont blame the agent or the Op. I might not know the process of clearing a vehicle or obtaining customs duty but i cant seem to understand why no one is blaming customs.

The customs papers are not fake, they are genuine.
It was customs themselves that issued those papers and released the vehicle, irrespective of how the papers was obtained fact remains it was customs that issued those papers, it is not fake.
If the conditions were not met, why did they release the vehicle along with genuine custom papers? Why is nobody talking about arresting the custom officials involved in the processing of the documents and release of the vehicles knowing that the conditions have not been met.

Is it not criminal for customs to issue clearance and papers for a vehicle knowing that the vehicle should not be cleared so that they can turn around and impound same vehicle for more money.
Of course, the agent should not be blamed..

When you give your mechanic money to buy original parts for you after he charges you for it, and he buys fake parts, don't blame the mechanic. Blame the importer and customs.

According to the story, who did the op meet to clear his car? The custom officer

Who gave him a bill of 2.750? The custom officer

This is Nigeria, and you are correct sir. The Customs should be blamed for this
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Social Media Bill: The Dangerous Implications By Techcabal by izzou(m): 9:23am On Nov 22, 2019
ornicus:
Nothing a billon Dollars can’t fix. If we can get it, and if our fellow Nigerians will not steal it.

Also the same problem with deregulation. If I have he money to invest and I come into Nigerian and invest, I will not make my money back at the current energy rates. And Nigerians will resist raising energy cost ( chicken and egg issue - which comes first)

Also Nigerians have this weird idea that good service should be almost free. I am sure you saw all those absurd arguments on forcing down price of data. Some people are almost ready for us to go back to the days of nitel. That Barbary expressway already has its toll gates because it is a loan that has to be repaid. Let them complete it, start rolling and Nigerians will start screaming .

We need to raise prices to bring in serious investors. We also may need to re sell some of the discos, which were sold more on paddy paddy than on capacity
I remember I went for Power Nigeria exhibition at Landmark last year

When the IBEDC guy spoke about the power sectors, I started to realize we can't get steady power in donkey decades

grin
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Social Media Bill: The Dangerous Implications By Techcabal by izzou(m): 9:12am On Nov 22, 2019
ornicus:
Power is really three parts
You have a generator that's power generation
The cable from generator to changeover that's transmission
From your distribution board through your house, that's distribution

Imagine your cable to the changeover is old and patched in multiple places. It rains you have to go out and fix, rat crosses cable, you have to go out and fix.

Our transmission network requires significant overhauling, but this is capital intensive. We are not using our full generation capacity because of the transmission issues. It is not about oil companies, who can actually make money selling lpfo so some power generating companies.

It is about large, long term investment in an unstable country.

Mtn and Co started making their money immediately.your returns on power investment can take decades.

Obj also effed up. His administration brought in billions in equipment that was left to rot at our ports.by now a lot of that stuff may be obsolete


Just a primer on our energy issues
Countries with worse economies than us have steady electricity

Is there nothing that can be done about it?
Sports › Re: Yakubu Aiyegbeni Celebrates His 37th Birthday Today by izzou(m): 8:43am On Nov 22, 2019
pocohantas:
Wow, 37?

He has been playing since I was a kid.

I am 35. He is 37?

Wow wow wow!

Happy Birthday to him.
Something is wrong with you

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Crime › Re: Pastor Slumps, Dies Shortly After Defecting To APC by izzou(m): 8:37am On Nov 22, 2019
grin

Edo state and pastors in politics sef

Pastor Ize-Iyamu
Pastor John

And funny enough, they preach loyalty in church, but decamp from here to there

Sports › Re: Yakubu Aiyegbeni Celebrates His 37th Birthday Today by izzou(m): 8:34am On Nov 22, 2019
Bambarino:
I know some people go still yab this guy for that anyhow miss....keep scrolling you would see it grin
anonymuz:
Yakubu had an history that Nigerians will never forget. If you know you know
noisy45:
Stupid idiot that missed that goal a cripple or a pregnant woman in labour will score against south korea
newguy1:
If no will say it I will how can he miss that empty post goal !!! His children better play football to come n redeem their fathers important,life changing miss����
mechanics:
I can't forget the goal he missed.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 8:31am On Nov 22, 2019
pope191:
I was at dia office to renew papers on Wednesday, one of dem ask me, if the papers r for uber? I just look at her, smile and said no. Bolt/Uber generate income like any other commercial vehicle, so they are supposed to use the red plate number which is meant for commercial purpose that uses the LASDRI & Hackney permit. When next you sight them, put your phone out of reach any other questions outside your papers r irrelevant and you should treat it as such, irrespective of riders sitting position.
God bless the pope

I remember when I said I don't use phone holders. Some said it was pride, but I had a feeling then that uber work go soon turn goldmine

As you get familiar with routes, don't hang phones. When you start a trip, scroll through the map to know the suggested route, and keep your phone. If anyone stops you, tell them that you aren't an uber driver. Simple.

Na corolla people dey at risk sha. Every corolla is a potential suspect grin
Education › Re: Queen's College Student Fixed Eyelashes "For School Play" by izzou(m): 8:25am On Nov 22, 2019
grin

The school lost their defensive stance when they started dragging her and forced her face into a camera. They could have sent her home peacefully

And if her Mile 12 mother decides to fight, they expel her. Period

We too like gra gra for this country
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Social Media Bill: The Dangerous Implications By Techcabal by izzou(m): 8:15am On Nov 22, 2019
hopefulLandlord:
They can't because there's conflict of interest. filling stations and oil companies would have their profits hit bad. these leaders are only there to protect the big corporations and maintain status quo
So no hope at all sad
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija Star, Marvis Lands Her First Endorsement Deal Ever With An Oil Firm by izzou(m): 7:49am On Nov 22, 2019
grin

No name of the "oyel" firm

See as someone dress go sign endorsement deal.

See the guy table sef: Ruler, handbag(Must be Marvis' own), Dstv remote....

I happy for her sha
Autos › Re: Beware!! My 2014 GX460 Cleared By Adexfem Was Impounded By Custom Officers Today by izzou(m): 6:54am On Nov 22, 2019
EasyPeazy:
Izzou you couldn't have said it any better. The picture below is a picture of a comment I made way back. A lot of Nigerians are very cynical and heartless to a large extent as long as money is involved. They don't mind cutting corners to the last as long as Mula is made. We are that wicked!

Just imagine how so many agents are already here using subtle means to try to defend the situation!

If what many of them are saying is the truth, why did the clearing agent not inform the buyer that duty is being underpaid and that he has a work around.... so that buyer will be pre informed and be ready for customs Brouhaha?

I repeat my mantra "I fear who doesn't fear Nigerians. The name of God is always on there lips but there hearts are full of evil and wickedness."
angry

It's terrible. I know someone who died in an accident. When pictures of the car was shared, we noticed that despite the impact, no airbag deployed

The answer was simple: They thought they bought a Tokunboh with "full option", "non accidented" and blah blah blah... But the car had no airbag

A lot of Nigerians drive cars without airbags just because one person wants to be greedy.

We are very wicked here oh.
Autos › Re: Beware!! My 2014 GX460 Cleared By Adexfem Was Impounded By Custom Officers Today by izzou(m): 6:50am On Nov 22, 2019
pocohantas:
Someone did this same thing to a senior colleague- a 2016 car. Till now, 7mths later, they are still dragging that issue.

Another person I know was told where not to go with her car. I simply told her that car wasn't cleared by customs. Of course the man denied, said it needs time to show on their database...smh undecided
And yet they'll assure you that it was paid in full.

Satan must be amazed at how Nigerians have become more wicked and evil than him.
Autos › Re: Beware!! My 2014 GX460 Cleared By Adexfem Was Impounded By Custom Officers Today by izzou(m): 6:07am On Nov 22, 2019
Someone came to you to clear a vehicle and you billed him. You didn't say "Oga, the bill is almost %90 of the cost price, but I can tip my way to make it lesser". You assured him he was paying the correct fee

He still called you while the car was to be transported. You still assured him that what he paid was correct.

And then they impound the car, and some of you come here to explain how it is impossible to pay custom duty and how the government is wicked

Being a Nigerian is a curse. An average Nigerian is wicked, dubious and deceitful. I don't think God listens to prayers about helping Nigeria. We are very good liars, and heartless

Imagine what people come here to explain
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 8:54pm On Nov 21, 2019
chillex8:
After 3 days fire-brigade with my mondeo, the clutch hydraulic hose decided to leak fluid and Am clutchless.

Was wearing my usual white and couldn't work on it myself.

After struggling to park it somewhere in lekki 1, I engaged a kazeem to loosen the hose.

While he was at it, I was repeatedly dialing my contact at ojuelegba to send the replacement to no avail.

Kazeem loosened it and suggested we weld it. Ok. No problem. Take money and proceed.

1hour later, he's back.
Fixes the hose, refill with DOT4 , and am pumping the clutch for the bleeding process.
It's still leaking somewhere.

Lo and behold, the rubber clip at one end of the hose is missing, so it doesn't fit into the connector.

Am getting angry.

Kazeem where is this rubber clip na ?

We start searching and searching perhaps it fell off somewhere

Am still calling ojuelegba, no response.

After almost 2hours no rubber found.

It's now clear in my eyes that my beloved mondeo will sleep outside.

Am in an uber heading home now. Thanks to 3900 uber promo.


Thursday- net income= #1800

I hope I can still net 100k this week.

P.S this uber 3% sweet ooo. cheesy
Net income of #1800?

Why? angry

Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Social Media Bill: The Dangerous Implications By Techcabal by izzou(m): 8:47pm On Nov 21, 2019
grin

Can't these guys spend months discussing how to increase power generation in this country?

Just power

POWER angry

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