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Politics › Re: Killings: Gov. Matawalle Sends Message To Zamfara People by izzou(m): 7:31am On Oct 06, 2019
grin

I really feel for the people of Zamfara

I thought the exit of Yari will usher in an era of hope, but I got it all wrong

"Worse" is an understatement to describe Shatta Wale Matawelle.

The moment this man offered 2 million to anyone that can apprehend who tore a Quran, I knew this was another "one chance bus"
Politics › Re: Toll Gates Reintroduction: No Policy Statement Yet – FG by izzou(m): 6:47am On Oct 06, 2019
grin

Ti o ba Sanwo olu

Ma sha Sanwo tollgate tongue
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 3:17pm On Oct 05, 2019
Mafik:
This is wickedness on the part of whoever did it.
Anyway pls I need a drivers license urgently, who can recommend someone that can do it urgently
Pattybf
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by izzou(m): 3:01pm On Oct 05, 2019
Zidane gave Real Madrid 9 trophies in two years

Simeone gave Athletico 7 trophies since 2011

Therefore, Zidane is far better than Simeone
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by izzou(m): 2:34pm On Oct 05, 2019
Oasis007:
grin

LMAO!

This one don tired!
Okay
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by izzou(m): 2:29pm On Oct 05, 2019
Oasis007:
How many Years has he been coaching and what are his Achievements?!
Okay, Poch is as average as OGS, if it makes you feel better
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by izzou(m): 2:05pm On Oct 05, 2019
Oasis007:
Poch's first Season with a Club with little or no Pressure...... He finished 5th. This is OGS first full Season, so we can't tell where he's gonna end up on the Table yet.

To confirm to you how average Poch is..... Can you name his new Signings and as well rate their influence on the Team?!
How about we list all his signings and their influence on the team?

Coaches have bad days, and even seasons.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by izzou(m): 1:27pm On Oct 05, 2019
Oasis007:
undecided

In term of Trophies won or what pls?!
Considering how well he has built the team from his arrival in 2014. You can't call all that average.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by izzou(m): 1:14pm On Oct 05, 2019
Oasis007:
undecided


B & H is leading Spurs by 2 Goals to Nil. I never believe in Poch, and I am right on this One. He's as average as OGS!
He's far far better than OGS.
Travel › Re: If Nigerians Are So Smart, Why Isnt Nigeria Developed? by izzou(m): 12:51pm On Oct 05, 2019
pocohantas:
What Nigerians call smartness, would most times turn out to be total disresgard for the next person, basic etiquette, moral values, laws or rules and regulations.

A Nigerian will drive one way, get to the front- return to the correct lane and feel like a sharp guy.

A Nigerian will jump the queue, luckily they get attended to by whoever after dropping N200. They come back to you that is standing on the queue like a sane human being and tell you that you are not STREET SMART. So, you fit sleep here today o...Truly you might sleep there.


Na this kind smartness we dey exhibit most times. Majority of us are guilty of one or more. Not our fault sha, it is the kind of smartness you need to survive in a third world country, where everything-including the government is working against you.

The people that are BOOK SMART (we call them efiko and even demonise them), we stereotype them as clumsy and timid- NOT STREET SMART. The ones going about their businesses jejely are not left out from the above stereotype.

That is why when we go to countries where normal humans are, we complain it is slow, boring...etc. We have to relearn to live, because we have only been existing/surviving in the jungle we hopped on the plane from.
grin grin grin

Who are you? grin
Travel › Re: My France Picture Gallery by izzou(m): 8:36pm On Oct 04, 2019
mrphysics:
Thanks and welcome bro
Bro, thanks for the mention in the last picture crusade. I was amazed by such structural designs

But I get small question oh cool

Why do they have graves in the church? huh As an African, I haven't seen that before, and e get as e be

lipsrsealed

Travel › Re: Outlived! by izzou(m): 7:27am On Oct 04, 2019
[quote author= post=82821650]Sen, Mynd4 OA4J Domque.
Take note.
Rule 1.

Will you shut up and let reasonable people that live abroad and that we can learn from comment please!
Stop being an irritant.[/quote]I'm here to learn naa grin

At least, share tips on how one can successfully spend 14 years in America and run a barbeque business in Nigeria

Travel › Re: Outlived! by izzou(m): 7:02am On Oct 04, 2019
grin

Wow

You have 14 years living experience in the States? Cool

The way you are campaigning for Buhari, one would have thought you lived here... But it's all good

Nice piece though
Travel › Re: More Photos Of Mooro Bridge In Kwara State Where Many Crawl To Pass by izzou(m): 1:27pm On Oct 02, 2019
grin

I wonder how they pass there at night.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 12:47pm On Oct 02, 2019
tojahh:
@Izzo

The burial na 1st of November o... I know say you go do fundraising for me grin

@Pop91
So sorry bro

We will see what we can fundraise before then grin

Make mama rest in peace
Car Talk › Re: The Honda Place Abuja Bills Man N15million To Fix A N4million Honda Civic Coupe by izzou(m): 12:40pm On Oct 02, 2019
pocohantas:
I just checked again. Na harness instrument wire.

This one na parts straight from Honda gaan gaan.
Hian

How much come be the brand new car?

undecided

Car Talk › Re: The Honda Place Abuja Bills Man N15million To Fix A N4million Honda Civic Coupe by izzou(m): 12:34pm On Oct 02, 2019
pocohantas:
Maybe them wan tune am for am.

Turn am to kit car.

Sensor knock = 900k
I am expecting a counter thread from that Honda place, apologizing or denying this

Sensor knock ko, sensor slap ni angry
Travel › Re: My France Picture Gallery by izzou(m): 11:45am On Oct 02, 2019
mrphysics:
Tonight is going to be "pictorious"

Anyone up for it tonight?

Tip: we finally entered inside the cathedral and it's amazing.
cool

Family › Re: . by izzou(m): 10:38am On Oct 02, 2019
grin

Your username should be Excesscomplain, instead of excesslove

Stop using your husband as a yardstick to rate men.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 10:17am On Oct 02, 2019
undecided

Is our base fare now #200?

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 10:11am On Oct 02, 2019
pope191:
The never break ur car handle before abi?
I wan talk am, but I say make I lock up grin
Car Talk › Re: The Honda Place Abuja Bills Man N15million To Fix A N4million Honda Civic Coupe by izzou(m):
grin

Can someone kindly tell what part costs 900k and 530k respectively?

How can someone spend 15 million to fix a car that costs about 4.5 million?
Celebrities › Re: Stephanie Okereke Linus Celebrates 37th Birthday Today by izzou(m): 8:19am On Oct 02, 2019
grin

Nigerian women fine Abeg grin

I so crushed on Stephanie and Genevieve till I realized it was time for me to grow up angry
Romance › Re: What Apartment Is Best For A Newly Wedded Couple? by izzou(m): 9:11pm On Sep 29, 2019
BeeBeeOoh:
This Buharism reach your side so?
Wetin we go do naa?

The deed has been done. Let's bear till 2023 grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 6:21pm On Sep 29, 2019
northbird:
Seniors, shed more light please.
I don't think that stuff works. The closest to the rider gets the request

I used an 07 model, and I have done 11 trips in a day.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 6:10pm On Sep 29, 2019
pope191:
U wet u just deh observe with Tacha matter, say me well to her grin
Lol. That show sef grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 5:58pm On Sep 29, 2019
pope191:
Boss ah deh greet oo
Na you be oga na sad

Bless your boy this evening Abeg. Abeg cry

Romance › Re: What Apartment Is Best For A Newly Wedded Couple? by izzou(m): 5:49pm On Sep 29, 2019
BeeBeeOoh:
I dey bro, na hustle tie man down. How e dey be nah
Your boy just dey. grin
TV/Movies › Re: Lepacious Bose: I Stopped Watching BBNaija. This Is Why... by izzou(m): 5:45pm On Sep 29, 2019
NOETHNICITY:
I'm sorry, I tot you lacked the ability to make sense until I read this post
I still lack the ability.

Hope that makes you happy? grin
Romance › Re: What Apartment Is Best For A Newly Wedded Couple? by izzou(m): 4:05pm On Sep 29, 2019
pocohantas:
Abi o. Me wan say serviced apartment
grin
You are wicked
Romance › Re: What Apartment Is Best For A Newly Wedded Couple? by izzou(m): 3:43pm On Sep 29, 2019
BeeBeeOoh:
Dem fit use dis ur sense build 3rd Niger bridge cheesy
grin

Where you dey since? You scarce

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