Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 3:57pm On May 06, 2019 |
Pashim: Can someone please explain what went wrong here. Dreamworld Africana by lekki 2nd toll to local airport 500 naira How much did the rider give you at the end? |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 3:56pm On May 06, 2019 |
Phone beeps
Rider: Where are you? Me: I'm inside the Forte oil on Ikorodu road, just after you join from Jibowu Rider: Please come back to Jibowu Me: You'll be patient for me to turn at Ojuelegba
Rider keeps quiet for few seconds
Rider: There's no Forte oil on Ikorodu road Me: I'm inside the Forte oil Rider: Oga, there's no Forte oil there. (Trying to argue with someone around her)
Me: Yes ma'am, truly there no Forte oil there.
Cancels ride and zoom out of the Forte oil
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Romance › Re: Can You Date A Lady Who Cannot Cook? by izzou(m): 11:06am On May 06, 2019 |
Sally97: This is exactly the selfish weak bond that breaks relationships.. Why don't you ask yourself why you don't know how to cook instead of depending on someone else to cook for you like she's your mother So it's the duty of mothers to cook for their married sons?
Did you read the title of the thread at all, or you just need to be noticed?
Because you've been noticed already |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 6:53am On May 05, 2019 |
pope191: Abeg oga mi no k*ll me with laff, dis part I love more, when you don receive insult tire, time to pay come become problem, Nigerians girl's are wash... They act so full, but too empty within, maybe dis job make me see less of them or maybe it just human nature. Seen cases of pick up wit the mindset of the person they are going to meet paying, peradventure things didn't work out or they can't reach the person, that is when you will see humility in its purest form. Can you please take me to so place, his number is not going, I only have 800 here. Silence of 1 hr will break... Me will just b like, madam no chat me, I honestly don't need it, just keep to urself. I carried one lady to Walter Carrington. She didnt know I was igbo. She was making calls to her guy that she's short of cash and her transfer is not working.. So I think the guy told her to transfer to me(all in igbo)..... Me just keep quiet 
When payment time reach, aunty asked for account number. I said I don't accept transfers. She wan para, me sef change am for am say Shebi you tell your boyfriend say e no dey work.
Aunty begin beg. I carry her back to ATM for Ahmadu bello. She pay me come beg me to carry am back. I said no. She come beg me for igbo.
We later settle sha. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 6:47am On May 05, 2019 |
Epphy: I was so unlucky yesterday. First it was police, later took an offline while I still chasing bonus at night thinking TBS person would request (she enter car say phone died and na special charger . And while I was about completing my 14th trip and praying to hit the last two around 8:20, one tire started toniowninown . I did only one Uber @ 0% because I faced Taxify when I felt I could achieve the target Chai Next week is another time.
Hope you're working today? 
I didn't work well this week because of my exam yesterday. I just raise partner money, few change and parked the car. And I have stopped Sunday's work till evening. So na around 5pm I go come out.  |
Christianity Etc › Re: See What Paul Adefarasin Said About The Lord's Prayer & Reactions by izzou(m): 10:57pm On May 04, 2019 |
Sangothor: This is why unbelievers laugh at Christians I tell you.
Pastors say anything to keep the congregation. I don't believe Adefarasin said this. Maybe it's the work of their social media handler |
Christianity Etc › Re: See What Paul Adefarasin Said About The Lord's Prayer & Reactions by izzou(m): 10:55pm On May 04, 2019 |
crunchyg: Oga, this might be my last response to you, I have told you to go back and re-read my first post slowly and carefully so that you will understand what I wrote there, I told you that the lord's prayer was said when Christ havnt gone to the cross and by that time God hasn't started living in man but after Christ went to the cross everything changed and God came down and started living in humans ( His kingdom came down) so still praying let your kingdom come is wrong for any believer that God is living in already, but any unbeliever who is yet to receive Christ can pray the lords prayer . if you need more understanding of the scriptures maybe we can arrange then I will put you through by Gods grace. Peace And how is an unbeliever supposed to be praying the Lord's prayer? How is he supposed to be praying about something he doesnt believe in? Do you see that your explanation has no meaning?
So an atheist is supposed to be praying the Lord's prayer? Or a Muslim? Or Buddhist?
And why are you still dwelling on "THY KINGDOM COME"
Is the other part of the Lord's prayers necessary for believers? Yes or No? |
Christianity Etc › Re: See What Paul Adefarasin Said About The Lord's Prayer & Reactions by izzou(m): 10:31pm On May 04, 2019 |
crunchyg: Yes, go andstudy your bible very well and you can also go back to read what I wrote before, maybe now more slowly so you can understand You and your pastor just picked the first two lines of what Jesus said, and decided to massage your ego and that of your members
"THY WILL BE DONE ON EARTH, AS IT IS IN HEAVEN" Is this line for unbelievers too? Or is it wrong for God's will to be done on earth
"GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY BREAD" So all believers don't need to pray for Providence anymore, na only unbelievers suppose ask for am Abi? 
I could go on and on but it's glaring you don't have a mind of your own. If your pastor says it, it definitely is right
You all can teach yourselves anything you want in your church. I have no issues with that. |
Christianity Etc › Re: See What Paul Adefarasin Said About The Lord's Prayer & Reactions by izzou(m): 10:19pm On May 04, 2019 |
crunchyg: I know your intention for creating this thread, but let me indulge yiy a little by helping you understand what he meant by that statement. Jesus Christ thought them that prayer when he hasn't gone to the cross yet by that I mean the kingdom of God hasn't come to us yet because sin was still separating us with God but after the death of Jesus on the cross, the limitation of sin was taken away which now brought the kingdom of God to us by nowmmaking God to come down to live in us human (Believers) so as a believer who has received Christ, that lords prayer is no longer for him or her but its still necessary for people who havnt believed yet. Pastor Paul was talking to believers and not unbelievers who havnt received Christ in their lives. Do you get it now? So the Lord's prayer in Matthew 6 is for unbelievers?

There's nothing one won't read on nairaland |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 10:07pm On May 04, 2019 |
julietromeo: Lol. You tried. You are tempting me to post mine too. Dont post oh. Abeg
If I worked today, I wouldn't post it. It's pointless bragging over nothing
I went for an exam today, and after I finished by 2pm,i say make I just take the day off. My body get as e dey do me |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 10:00pm On May 04, 2019 |
Make I post my earnings small Abeg... 
My today's earnings 
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 2:26pm On May 04, 2019 |
Blackbishop: Imagine I got a request from 12 temple to deliver food to a lady at lekki phase 1, no problem ba..... On getting to d delivery point the lady was telling me she tot they ve paid me on top 1200 pere, I tried nd explain to her ooo this bitch asked me to send my account details I did up till now she never pick her call ooo.. I don attach her pix Her na IBK Aledo nd d person dat requested fr the ride is one DJ Sammie. So guy beware of 12 temple deal Don't accept transfers sir.
And maka sure you collect your money before releasing whatever it is you are to deliver. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 2:23pm On May 04, 2019 |
Oladapo25: An Uber partner is looking for a driver for a Toyota corolla 2008/2009. The driver should preferably be living in Yaba, akoka, Iwaya, bariga axis. Weekly rental is 30k. If interested call 08023714067 cc: itguy |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 2:19pm On May 04, 2019 |
pocohantas: Lol, maybe he opened the app and next thing they said a driver is coming his way 
Just joking. It is not always easy to tell a driver you ain't going again. You guys do it to riders too. That's the easiest thing for me to do: To tell a rider I ain't going
It's worse keeping the person in the dark |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 12:12pm On May 04, 2019 |
I have a friend who's a rider on Bolt. All he does is get a new SIM, create a new account and get the #2500 promo bonus on card payment.
We always find a way to beat any system in Nigeria. Scammers now request rides and ask the driver to pay some debts for them in exchange for compensation when they arrive.
As for Sakamaje, it has been going on and still going on. It's more honourable for me to quit than do it. After all, it's not the rider's fault that the fares are cheap
And besides, your earnings for that trip was #1500 including commission. Toll fee still dey inside 
cc: Zoharariel |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 7:06am On May 04, 2019 |
slamstanlee: taxify in calabar n uyo now  But why is Uber not making any move to expand in Nigeria? |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 11:38pm On May 03, 2019 |
darmilolah: Na there you go sleep today.You never follow rider talk, you drive go pickup Mistake number one  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 11:36pm On May 03, 2019 |
darmilolah: Rider no go again. The rider should give exit pass na Better still he should pray for another request from the Estate Some riders can act cowardly. If you want to cancel, why not tell the driver?
That's how one directed me to the front of his house using my credit. After I parked, he cancelled. Called him to check if it was a mistake but he never picked the call again
I don't know if he was trying to show someone how the app works because the difference between the time he directed me and when he cancelled was less than two minutes |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 11:27pm On May 03, 2019 |
BAZ001: Help Help Help Request came from an estate ivy estate Got to main gate while calling rider but no pick so security say go inside but collect gate pass when u dey come back. I entered drove and park infront of rider house still calling rider but no answer phone just dey ring It's more than 10 min now to cancel and go my way security go ask for pass. What should I do? Beg the security man say the rider no go again |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 11:06pm On May 03, 2019 |
BAZ001: Dropped rider in his estate at Allen and then this heavy rain start. I jejely put off my App till rain go stop or reduce before one girl go call me make I come pick her for bedroom to go buy coke for aboki for gate. I no get strength to night. BTW Something happened today
Me : I'm outside ur house no 15 bla bla Rider: come inside Me: gate is not opened Rider : horn , drive inside Me: okay (thinking na load) Just for me to drive inside and saw rider standing in front of house no bags, Is this new or newbie? You dey drive inside a gated compound for night? |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 9:29pm On May 03, 2019 |
jpworld: All this post just for me?
Oya clap for yourself. I apologize for my comments.
A wrong way to pass my point. I apologize |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 9:22pm On May 03, 2019 |
BAZ001: This one weak me * king of d dead still out there*
Thanks boss I will not loose my guard Na to do small go back go sleep no more long knight. Word on the street bro
We don't know if it was robbers or anybody. Be careful at night brah  |
Travel › Re: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by izzou(m): 8:49pm On May 03, 2019 |
ibrahimovic303: Alaye my hand dey up for you! you get am!! 23 road lasan I dey follow your thread. You dey try bros
One day, we sef go cross.
I hail you from Festac brah  |
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels And Ned Nwoko Host The Eucharistic Heart Of Jesus College by izzou(m): 8:48pm On May 03, 2019 |
SEONaijaExpert: I tell you my brother, things are not meant to be the same. We thank the Lord 
You sef con scarce for hia na. I don dey active for some days, I no see your shadow. Tonto and Regina thread wan finish us for here
I say make I chill till their matter go die  |
Travel › Re: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by izzou(m): 8:43pm On May 03, 2019 |
ibrahimovic303: Them plenty....for my hood for Festac, na so them full FHA, but small time, flexing, woman and age go just drop their form and fitness and another talent don waste 23 road back then. Near Festac College |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 8:42pm On May 03, 2019 |
BAZ001: Motivation keep d posting coming Just woke up ready to hit d street for d long knight You Don enter road? |
Travel › Re: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by izzou(m): 8:31pm On May 03, 2019 |
Hadampson: I get talent na.. I be good attacker... My wing na 4.... Defensive midfielder You be good attacker and your wing na 4?
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 8:21pm On May 03, 2019 |
jpworld: That guy is a better driver than you, he is more honest than you. If I have vehicle available and he need one I will give him without asking further questions.
Stop trying to discredit him because he is showing his dashboard to everybody.
Other driver make similar amount or even more, but decide to hide it so they will continue to take advantage of vehicle owner. At no point did I discredit him, or talk him out of working 15 hours a day. Check my posts to confirm
I have read this thread from page 1 to now, and all I see in you is a failed partner. Yes, a FAILED PARTNER 
You're so bitter you never got it right. Such a pity you had to sell/lease your corolla. In your mind, no driver should make more than a partner.
And what is honest about posting your earnings? If I agree to pay you 30k or 35k every week, do I have to print out my earnings to show you again? 
You're so bitter bro. It pains you when people like Dru are still waxing strong, making significant progress and acquiring more experience and more vehicles, but here you are looking for 2 verifiable guarantors and thousands of naira for Nigerian used corolla
You failed bro. 
Maybe you have been meeting wicked drivers since the beginning. But not all drivers are the same. And all of us have different destinies. So as Mr Jesusson is doing well in driving, I'm also facing the path where my star is leading me too
So take you hypocritical, bile-filled posts and shove it into your ears. Since only you and Jesusson are the honest beings on earth, why not drive yourself, even in your spare time, and leave us the "thieves" here alone?
Drivers are this, drivers are that..... Yet you keep coming here to look for them. Na driver them kill for Oshodi few days ago. Shebi partner still dey alive?
Twerp |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 7:39pm On May 03, 2019 |
jpworld: Vehicle no more available, BTW the guy is not crying for another car.
He is very comfortable were he is. Yeah..Very very comfortable
You wished he drove for you, Abi? |
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels And Ned Nwoko Host The Eucharistic Heart Of Jesus College by izzou(m): 5:42pm On May 03, 2019 |
SEONaijaExpert: I've been around my brother. Howdy na?  We dey
Buhari Don win. Body Don sweet you finish  |
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels And Ned Nwoko Host The Eucharistic Heart Of Jesus College by izzou(m): 5:29pm On May 03, 2019 |
SEONaijaExpert: I think the massive acceptance of this girl's marriage to her ancestor in the name of "her decision... her choice...some girls are looking for this..." is just an outright interpretation of how hopeless many ladies are and probably a showcase of hunger in the family. Where have you been brah? |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 5:19pm On May 03, 2019 |
Tyche:
 Ahaaa!
Just the person I was looking for 
Throw in your resignation letter from wherever you are on Monday. Uber is the real deal
Spread the word too  |