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Health › Re: Rats, Mosquitoes Or Bed Bugs: Which Is The Most Annoying To Have In The Room? by izzou(m): 9:19am On Aug 24, 2018

luminouz:
For me...it's one n ONLY thing....

Bedbugs
Bedbugs
Bedbugs
Bedbugs
Bedbugs
Bedbugs
Bedbugs
Beeeeeeeeeeeedddddebuuuugsssssssss

In case u dont still get it.....here is one more

BEDMORAFUCKINGBUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Events › Re: Lady Claims She Is 50 Years Old, Leaves Twitter Users In Shock by izzou(m): 11:20am On Aug 23, 2018

DavidEsq:
If she said she was 16, u ppl wld shouting upandan, like mad men in a hot cage . Now she said is 50, u at shouting "liar"! Which one una go believe sef

No vex bros. No vex for am

Abeg continue your baff.. Na me dey next

Agriculture › Re: Please Where Can I Get This Plant In Lagos. I Will Pay 5k For The Info by izzou(m): 10:15am On Aug 23, 2018

Are you serious?

Phones › Re: This Young Bitcoin Millionaire Designed A Real-life Dr. Octopus Suit. (PHOTOS) by izzou(m): 9:45am On Aug 23, 2018

This is pretty inspiring

Abeg, my bank account is suffering from hypermobility

Anybody wey fit help me dey very welcome Abeg.

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Politics › Re: Omoyele Sowore Challenges Buhari To A Debate by izzou(m): 9:41am On Aug 23, 2018

maestroferddi:
This Sowore should go and sit down.

The business of wresting power from APC and Buhari is not a comic show.

Sowore, his wife and even his best friends and supporters know they stand zero chance against Buhari.

This noisemaking he calls campaign can only harm serious candidates and benefit Buhari.

One minute you were a staunch Tinubu and APC foot soldier, the next moment you are a making a rather comic aspiration for the presidency.

Excuse me!

Sports › Re: Wang Shanshan Scores 9 Goals In 29 Minutes At The Asian Games by izzou(m): 9:29am On Aug 23, 2018

Heaven knows I can never be a goalkeeper

I'll just walk out of the pitch if I was the one keeping

I hate being humiliated

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Romance › Re: Single Mother Of One Excited After Her Boyfriend Popped The Question. by izzou(m): 9:26am On Aug 23, 2018

Op, is that you?

Celebrities › Re: Chike Osuji Is Dead! Actor Dies Of Kidney Problems by izzou(m): 9:21am On Aug 23, 2018

I don't understand why the word "abandoned" is being used

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Events › Re: Lady Claims She Is 50 Years Old, Leaves Twitter Users In Shock by izzou(m): 9:20am On Aug 23, 2018

KingLennon:
U say?

I know her back then at Alapere

It's hard to believe, but she's 50

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Events › Re: Lady Claims She Is 50 Years Old, Leaves Twitter Users In Shock by izzou(m): 7:37am On Aug 23, 2018

I know her. She used to live near us then

She's actually 50.

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Crime › Re: Nigerian Men Arrested With 600 Grams Of Heroin In India (pics) by izzou(m): 7:16am On Aug 23, 2018

Nwodosis:
Are you one of them?

Thank you for clearing my doubts

Have a nice day

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Crime › Re: Nigerian Men Arrested With 600 Grams Of Heroin In India (pics) by izzou(m): 7:02am On Aug 23, 2018

Nwodosis:
If there's no patronage for drugs, who will traffic?
The government should be harder on the consumers!

Did you actually mean this?

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Family › Re: "Do People Practice Open Marriage In Nigeria?" - Lady by izzou(m): 6:58am On Aug 23, 2018

What is now the essence of the marriage?

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Politics › Re: Chris Ngige: I Am Considering Contesting For A Senatorial Seat by izzou(m): 10:49am On Aug 21, 2018

seunmsg:
Senate presidency on Ngige's mind. If Igbo's fail to vote him and APC this time around, it is their loss since Akpabio from the south south has already positioned himself for that seat. In politics, you calculate and position yourself for opportunities. Ngige is simply positioning himself for the Senate presidency next year.

The other Igbo senators in the house nko?

Funniest comment for today

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Politics › Re: Don’t Dare – Police Warn Zionists Over Biafra Inauguration by izzou(m): 8:07pm On Aug 20, 2018

I'll let these people leave if I have the slightest opportunity

If they want to go, what's wrong about that? They have repeatedly made their points clear. Let them go so we can have rest

Hian

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Pets › Re: ... by izzou(m): 3:08pm On Aug 20, 2018

pocohantas:
I am just giving him a taste of his own medicine na

Don't dignify them with responses. Just act like nothing ever happened.

Silence can be deafening, you know

Pets › Re: ... by izzou(m): 3:05pm On Aug 20, 2018

Pocohantas

Learn not to give people unnecessary attention. You shouldn't have replied him on that thread

Events › Re: Pick Your Date Of Birth And Connect With Your Birth Mate by izzou(m): 2:42pm On Aug 20, 2018

megareal:
E eeya. My husband is not on Nairaland else I for connect una..

He must be a loving man. Na our traits be that

My regards to him

Politics › Re: Governor Lalong Patronising A Groundnut Seller iIn Jos (Photos) by izzou(m): 8:15am On Aug 20, 2018

Everything looks staged to me

How dem go dey hawk groundnut for golf course?

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Romance › Re: Why Do People Say "Bless You" When You Sneeze? by izzou(m): 6:17pm On Aug 17, 2018

How can the question be giving you sleepless nights?

You no get better things to worry about?

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Politics › Re: Saraki Has Been Nursing Presidential Ambition Since 2011 ― Baraje by izzou(m): 3:21am On Aug 17, 2018

By this time, These politicians (Excluding Buhari ) are either on top of one Olosho, or sleeping or at their usual occultic meetings.

But patriots are arguing about them by this time. What a pirry

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Crime › Re: Ogun Landlord Kills Self, Blames Son In Suicide Note by izzou(m): 7:14am On Aug 16, 2018

A lot of people are so so depressed

They put their make up on, wear good clothes, have big smiles on their faces, but yet, they are dying and praying for the perfect opportunity to take their lives.

God have mercy.

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Business › Re: Items Worth Millions Of Naira Destroyed As Fire Guts Shops In Ikorodu by izzou(m): 7:11am On Aug 16, 2018

Merimental:
don't underestimate dose guys...na dem dey first build house 4 der family

Na true sha

Politics › Re: You Are Too Old To Rule Nigeria - Tambuwal Tells Buhari by izzou(m): 7:09am On Aug 16, 2018

Buhari is just clueless. It has nothing to do with age

Or better still, let's make him the chairman of the EFCC while we look for a president that has sense

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Car Talk › Re: If You Scratch This ₦902k Car Paint,It Will Repair Itself When Exposed To Heat by izzou(m): 6:58am On Aug 16, 2018

You can know a car that has suffered so much in Lagos.

Just look at the side mirrors. There must be a touch of yellow there.

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Business › Re: Items Worth Millions Of Naira Destroyed As Fire Guts Shops In Ikorodu by izzou(m): 6:52am On Aug 16, 2018

Chai

I just pray they have a running insurance policy. If not, na their village sure pass

Meanwhile

“I am a vulcaniser. The fire burnt my three machines and all the tyres I sell. The property I lost is worth about N5.3m.”

This vulcaniser got me thinking

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Romance › Re: Young Couple Appreciate Nairalanders For Their Prayers After Successful Wedding by izzou(m): 1:12pm On Aug 13, 2018

May God continue to bless you and your marriage.
Whatever you both lay your hands upon will prosper.

God will continue to provide for your new family. You both shall multiply and replenish the earth.

I wish you well bro

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Career › Re: My Life As A Teacher. by izzou(m): 11:37am On Aug 13, 2018

MariaLavina:

You once tried to paste that tag on me ,remember?

I won't fall, I promise . How are you today?

Been good. It's Monday.
Also remember my plea to enroll in your weekend savagery classes

See you around Maria.

Career › Re: My Life As A Teacher. by izzou(m): 10:46am On Aug 13, 2018

MariaLavina:
Don't do it! Don't you dare give me that savagery tag . I've been avoiding it for a while now, and you know it

Don't let this slip ruin my therapy.

How did you know my intention?

No need to attach it. You already pleaded

But I'll keep stalking you

Career › Re: My Life As A Teacher. by izzou(m): 10:35am On Aug 13, 2018

MariaLavina:
A fool has no delight in understanding.

It is better to remain silent at being thought a fool than to speak and remove every doubt of it".

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