₦airaland Forum

XhosaNostra:
Hau, you're making it sound like the Eastern Cape incinci. Where in the Eastern Cape? There're too many towns & cities.

Yeah, Nedbank! Oh ok.

I don't know where exactly.She could be your cousin

XhosaNostra:
LMFAO @ "lovebirds". Chin lekaka! Your liver is made of face brick

Chai.What are you saying about ugogo wam' with face brick liver thing?

XhosaNostra:
Hade Where's she from originally? I have an old school friend by that name. She moved to Joburg a couple of years ago. A very pretty girl working at...
What's the bank with a green logo & a green uniform kanene? She was working for one of their branches at Sammy Marks Square.

She isn't that pretty
There's the two love birds

XhosaNostra:
Hade Where's she from originally? I have an old school friend by that name. She moved to Joburg a couple of years ago. A very pretty girl working at...
What's the bank with a green logo & a green uniform kanene? She was working for one of their branches at Sammy Marks Square.

She's from the Eastern Cape,she too moved to Gauteng a couple of years ago.The bank you looking for is Nedbank I think..anyway I don't think that one ever worked in a bank because she doesn't seem to have collage education.

Sade - King of sorrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7yuNg_zWE

XhosaNostra:
From ko Alex

Haha she does speak it most of the times and I understand perfectly.And please don't call her that

TMKsouth:
With its roof on the ground and its floor in the air, an upside down house is attracting tourists who want to see the world from a different perspective.

Located near Hartebeestpoort, north of Johannesburg (South Africa) the house is inverted on the outside and inside.

Visitors take pictures of themselves in rooms that have sofas and chairs hanging from the ceiling. The kitchen is also upside down with appliances appearing to defy gravity.

Wait! Undominit

XhosaNostra:
You have to learn for that magrizza of yours LMFAO.

Lol which magrizza manje?

I did have an idea what the word might mean but just wasn't fully sure.

XhosaNostra:
Ay'xoxisi Straight lendaba.

The bolded oshok'thini? Thetha sis wam

Jaqenhghar:
They sure have a lot to learn. A long and bitter lesson

Yup! the day the parents say "do you mind if the man in your joins us for dinner tonight?" ...and at the door enters a jungle bunny

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
Absolutely disgusting and cringe-worthy. Op is delusional and I think he might be suffering from self hate. A race that so openly despises you because of your skin and you think the few politically correct opinion about you defines who you are? I just hope he don't get burnt in his worship of white people. Actually, he will.

Word is bond!

I don't normally entertain threads like this so I just dey wanna vanish and let brother continue with his expeditions

XhosaNostra:
That's why we remain the most visited country in Africa, our neighborhoods aren't offputting

Anyway yeah, notice also how the they switched languages so easily from Zulu & Xhosa -Pedi, to accommodate the Pedi guy. That's why SA rocks

The coining of the frase "Rainbow Nation" wasn't out of vain.

TMKsouth:
[b]Ouch...[/b] Go easy on them dude. It's not easy arguing with a South African on an empty stomach.

That empty stomach makes them spew even more vitriol towards South Africans,so don't underestimate a hungry Afonja

Jaqenhghar:
What did he say?
More like what has he been saying.
That nigger is always posting stuff trying to make it like Russia is this sesame street where everyine greets everybody with a hug and a high five.
Posting shít about his few friends there. Then my coon brothers lap up all that kool aid and get together to sing praises of and profess they love for white massa

LMAO.You killing me with that Sesame street thing.

Russians don't care about anyone actually, their racism is not only limited to blacks.So Mr "We're the world" up there is still learning.

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
It's not what he said today but he has a history of coon-behaviour. I just snapped and had to call him out on his bs. If you go through his threads, it's usually him going round asking these musty white people with their unwashed asses what they think of africans and if they'd ever date black people as if their approval gives him a sense of self-worth. It's really disgusting and black people especially Africans need to stop putting these whites on a damn pedestal, they aren't that special and they're inherently evil.

I see those types of videos a lot on YouTube and you know what? They are embarrassing tbh.The white people being asked these questions must really walk away feeling like demigods who are under control of the black race emotions.Why would anyone even care what a total stranger think about them? shouldn't the fact that you grew up with a roof over your head,clothes on your body, and food to fill your stomach mean that somebody lived you enough to provide you with those necessities? what other kind of love can beat that?


The nigger race though

XhosaNostra:
For those that don't know, this is Soweto the "slum", btw Another interesting fact, 3 different languages are being spoken in the car, yet the communication is flowing.


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1n60f22as0]

Just look how neat the streets are in a "slum" .That's one thing that always intrigue foreigners,the language thing always leaves the dumbfounded.

Jaqenhghar:
Preach sister.
I cant believe the shít Im reading here honestly.


Jaceblaze see that shít you was talking about

There's truth in what she said,seeking validation is another form of inferiority complex.But damn what did the guy say to warrant such heavy uppercuts?

BadBradley:
You're truly hurting now. Unfortunately I couldn't real all of your long depiction of pain.

But a quick question here:

Did your father vote in south Africa before his death? Nope, he did not.

You see you're just a frustrated, miserable child of disinheritance and dispossession.

No proud history or good peerage.

So I can understand your pain and your need to paint your superiors with your own very colour of shame. It's same reason you're looking desperately for the validation of Nigerians by crowding thier forums for the past 7 years.

What a dripping snowflake.

The worst part is that 35 million other black south Africans are like you, with mentally and economically demonised parents who past on thier anger, frustration and destitution on you.


Mother nature never meant to be kind to black Zulus. Your lot is doomed until kingdom come.

how do you know I'm hurt? constant diet of python soup gave you psychic powers to read emotions & mannerisms from Internet texts?


He never voted but he still enjoys the basic needs that every sane country provides for its citizens.Being a South African is a privilege man.What did you get out of voting for the lifeless one?


I hear the reason you are frustrated is because you used clean toilets in Hillbrow before they deported your ass back to the highest branches of Sambisa forest? I hope you can be able to forgive South Africa for making your life so difficult to live

Who is desperate enough to hand himself over to Libyan slave auctioneers hoping to be provided with meals?

Who's stupid enough to ship drugs to Indonesia where they hang drug dealers?

So between us and you who's frustrated by poverty?

MduZA:
Broll Property Group owns several malls in Nigeria including Ikeji city mall in Lagos...Where your compatriots always visit just to watch escalators!

"I'll take to the escalator girl" ...use that line and you can win any Makoko slay queen.

forgiveness:
Which 120 South African companies are dominating all our economy sphere?

MTN? Multichioce? ShopRite (tenant in all Nigerian malls)? Which one?

The kindergarten bell ain't rung yet.You must be lost cause this stuff right here is too cumbersome for your low intellect.

BadBradley:
I will always scalp you whenever direction you turn. Product of segregated education. Nigeria got self-rule in 1960 that's quite young even by African standard. But we have managed to produce Africa's largest economy in 53 years.

But a Zulu is never supposed to know this when your life is navel-gazing on self-pity and looking to feed off from other people's labour.


Let's take a look at South Africa, it has been home away from home to Europeans who developed it and made it a first world city. With first clas hospitals, electricity and infrastructure.

In less than two decades, Zulus turned South Africa into Africa's poster child for mismanagement, holding the fastest time in history where a developed country recceddd into a slum dome. Within 20 years South Africa produced Soweto a d khaylitsha, with the other becoming the top 5 biggest slum in the world and number two in Africa.

Load shedding and bleak power supply common in South Africa and by 2014, Nigeria already bleeped you to become Africa's largest economy.

Well, that was built from the scratch by black brains, South Africa on the other hand ruined everything built by Europeans for over 300 years in less than 20 years.

The average black southie is a lazy, unmotivated and over entitled illiterate who believes the world owes him. You people can't even run a spaza shop or run a company, let alone a country.

Who in the world doesn't know South Africa is a country run my immigrants and built by Europeans
? That's why a deadbeat dofus like you can afford to rent shop on a Nigerian forum since 2013.

Black South Africa was never designed or built to determine their own future. You doubt this? Then tell me how a country like South Africa built by Dutch and British migrants as Europe's home for over 300 years could be destroyed in less than 20 years?

As we comvers, 90 percent of your land is still own by settlers and 70% of your economy is owned by 7% settlers.

South Africa is the proof equality is a farce.

As I type this, your national pass mark is 30% while the rest of the world is still 50%.

Seems black proton South Africa are born with brain lesions or genetically inferior!

Do you think you have the brainpower to forge ahead, dummy?

I thought we were still on the proliferation of testing kits for Covid-19? but if you wanna get your freak on and fidget all over the place like a person suffering from cerebral pulsy I guess I have no choice but to go with your deflection tactics.

60 years is a long time for a country that supposedly have the smartest black people on the continent...by any standard.
For over half a century the only achievements you can brag about are the following:

- Overtaking India in Poverty levels.
- Top 3 the most terrorised country in the world.
- Open defecation of the world.
- Mass displacement of citizens.
- Number one when it comes to religious and tribal conflicts in Africa.
- Inadequate supply of electricity.
- No drinkable water.
- The most useless passport in Africa
- Most damaged roads in Africa.
-The highest illiteracy rate in Africa.
-.......


At least they still live here.Now tell me how Europeans still treat Nigeria like their multi million dollar corporation even after they left it over half a century ago.Your only commodity (oil) that's still somehow keeping Nigeria from being a full blown Somalia is controlled by Whites through Shell & BP .Let's not talk about over 120 South African companies that dominate all your economic spheres.


If Soweto is a slum then what of Ogobmosho? Lol what description best fit such animal-like conditions?


We're lazy but an average Nigerian still will trade his bags of jolof rice to be in our shoes and enjoy the life we have here lol.


Who has to kill people and harvest their skulls to make ends meet?

Who is stealing female panties from the washing line to survive the hardships of Kirikiri?

Look at your primitive self and look at me and realise we're not in the same realm.In fact the thought of a cave dweller like you comparing himself to me offends me.

TayserMahrii:
crazy dude had reverse vitiligo Btw, sometimes back he was asked if Trump's rhetoric is causing bigotry...dude said the problem is Niggatry!!!

I think I remember that.Was it not on the Breakfast Club with charlamagn Tha Gawd?

TayserMahrii:
Def what a classic. White man's science

The other one was If Ali was a great fighter, why didnt the nigga go to Vietnam ?

And; this bus is for kids with a future

The Ali one was funny as hell.


And when he said the reason Grandpa picked him to babysit the kids was because he is a licenced zoologist who studied variety of wild animals,and that it was an opportunity for him to collect data

jln115:
What slavery? And what European country?

Also no black person has ever won a Nobel prize for science or medicine .... So there goes your argument

He wants to bring up Wole Sonyika (or whatever his name is) for winning a Nobel prize for Literature .Just watch...wena bloma net daar and wait for the mampara

obaaderemi:
Explain why Italy has more cases than west Africa combined. I am waiting.

Let's take environmental conditions like temperatures into consideration,and also the rate at which people fly in and out in European countries and compare that with West Africa.What do we get?

NextD18:
Yea, That's another great hit bruv.

You said he's been through worse, what's up?

I don't keep track on him anymore.

I'm talking about his battle with drug addiction which led to the fallout with his son.

obaaderemi:
Yes, many African countries were better prepared for covid19 than America, Italy and Spain were. We saw it coming. They didn't.

Name the countries and tell me what they are doing to curb the spread of Covid-19.

BadBradley:
with brains like yours we understand why Europe launched the longest slavery in South Africa.

You brought in makoko in your last post to ridicule when khaylitsha of South Africa is the second biggest slum in Africa after Kenya. Do you even reason . Pap guzzler?

To even think you're feeling smart....we can understand why no black South African has ever won a Nobel prize for academics. Blazing ignoramus. Kwakwakakway

And you have one of the longest periods of self rule on the African continent and you still lack the brains to run a country properly,so who's worse?


We were talking about distribution of testing kits if I recall,and you brought up slum ranks out of guilty conscience .The time will come when we will be discussing the living conditions in both slums but for now let's stick to preparations for the Covid-19..shall we?


And you feeling smart by riding the wave of another man's individual achievements? the less intelligent have always wanted to share in the spoils of victories they didn't even contribute a finger in.Where is YOUR Nobel prize?

NextD18:
"What this bitches want", that should be around late 90s or so. "It's all good" too.

Was a good fan of stubborn hard rapping Nighaz then. you?

That came out in 1998.

"We right here" is my favourite.

NextD18:
I tell you man. Had to go check him out.

Nigha looked fvcked, but still--He gave us memorable jamz and gangster hitz.

He's been through the worst.What's your favourite song by him?

TayserMahrii:
NO RELATIONS!! (Uncle Ruckus )

Do you still remember that time he thought he was white and went for DNA tests,then when the results came back it was found that he was 102% African with 2% margin of error?

BadBradley:
Khayelitsha ranks higher in world slum ranking than Makoko.

You must be one of those schmuks with post apartheid syndrome not even knowing your stats.

Zulus are disease magnets, from leading in AIDS to COVID-19, gay and Rape.

What's the matter with you slowtards?

Witness the self-incrimination
I never said anything about slum ranks but look how quick you defended your Makoko backwaters

Post apartheid syndrome? can I get clarity on what that really is?


gay and rape are diseases?
Seems like your vocabulary is more constricted than your Makoko shack,not so?