₦airaland Forum

XhosaNostra:
LMFAO. Now you're sounding like a s'tabane They're the ones who might require more cushion for the pushin due to their kind of lovin Everybody else can make a plan

I would not know s'tabanes preferences The big ass is elastic.It pushes the peñis back after every stroke during doggy style.

What about boőbs? You got enough for me to suck on?

jln115:
..................

What?? Jin

XhosaNostra:
Nothing

Yellowbone ka mama

Eat something and bulk up.How will it compete in a wrestling contest with my peepee in that shape?


It must be the tidday milk ...it's very good lol

BadBradley:
this boy has the brain power of a paralysed cockroach.

Zulu , what are you doing here? Don't you have a girlfriend? Who first quoted who to begin with?

Bit south Africa is the land of gaymen and HIV and I'm not surprised, bloody anus-butcher.

Lezz is breathing through his flesh


I quoted you like I have been quoting all the other idiots.Don't feel special,it's a public forum after all

BadBradley:
says the child of an unmotivated, shiftless slave who will quote mte for 3 mitngs nonstop
Zulu, I exist in your demented mind offline and online. Where you're off Nairaland, you're giving yourself likes and quoting me with your other phoney monikers and thinking of a comeback.

Hahahahaha why are you squealing?

To me your are as dead as your country lol.And why would I quote you with another moniker? You?..

XhosaNostra:
She was a pretty, petite little minx I don't think I resemble her in any way though. However, we do share the slightly crooked teeth, nose, mouth & s'shwapa I got the roundish face & eyes from my dad.

Which parent do you resemble the most?

Hey, I'm not a day older than 21!

S'shwapa? walai!!! so I got nothing to spank?

Facial feature wise I don't resemble either one.I got my mother's light skin tone nonetheless.

XhosaNostra:
She looked like a mom lol. She was a looker when she was much younger though

High school boys in blazers Inside I just laugh because I can still pick up the faint smell of Nestum on their breath

She had to be,otherwise I wouldn't be talking to you right now.


Haha @ Nestum breath.But to be honest you don't look like you past 28.

BadBradley:
I don't like it when jaceblaze ignores me

In this lockdown when you should be concentrating your undivided attention to your woman,you are busy worrying about Jace's reply? Is that how lonely it gets in your shack?

XhosaNostra:
Hahaha. Now you want me to sound just like my mother when she used tell me those "In my time" stories about how hot "Beeeeautifullll" she was in her prime
Anyway, I think I'm aging like wine, I'm getting better with age.

Was your mom also hot?

You are.I'm sure you get hit on by primary school boys.

The person in the pic is you?

BadBradley:
when this fool gets shellacked, he goes into ghost mode and comes back with an alternate.

Zulu, if you can point me your father's or grandfather's gravesite, then you're an African, proud South African.

But you can't. Your history is forever lost in bondage and disinheritance.

You're here hyperventilating in a Nigerian forum when you're supposed to be weeping for your miserable existence.

When I log off Nairaland it means cretins like you cease to exist...your opinions are just a fart in a tornado vortex


Haha weeping my miserable existence? Do you know that my living conditions are way better than anything a Nigerian millionaire can dream of?

XhosaNostra:
LMAO.

1st let me clarify that I don't double date, ever. But there was this one instance with a guy I was dating back home. We were supposed to meet later that afternoon, but he was off playing soccer somewhere. I got tired of waiting & left with my cousin to go to her boyfriend's house, to fetch CDs. Before we left, I told my other cousin to tell him where we went, if he came looking for me.

So anyway, when we arrived at my cousin's boyfriend's house, I opted to wait outside because I wasn't familiar with the people. It was my 1st time going there. I sat on the pavement. Nextdoor there was a coming home ceremony aka umgidi, so I sat there people watching One guy from the party noticed me sitting there all by myself & he came over for a chat. We had just exchanged pleasantries, when this fool (my ex) suddenly appeared around the corner, watching me talking to a guy I barely knew. He took it the wrong way & overreacted lol. He was very temperamental, so I knew things were about to escalate because the other guy wasn't taking his shìt either, he was hyped up by Dutch courage Within minutes, I heard a familiar click of okapis. I was so frightened, I became paralyzed for a bit. I couldn't stand up! Luckily, people from the party came over to break the fight before either of them could start bobbing & weaving

That's how I almost had two guys fencing kasi-style over moi.

Moi must have been very hot back then .I too wouldn't afford looking weak in front of fine babe like you

BadBradley:
@ the emboldened; says the wingless demon who has been sitting permanently on a Nigerian forum for the past 5 years.

Obsessed Satan.

Under apartheid rule, south African hospital performed one of the first open heart surgery in the world.

Todays, brute bestial Zulus like you can't manage than hospital and in less than 18 years, that same hospital left in your care is conducting major operations with GSM phone torchlight.

You're nothing, all you Zulus are Africa's regrettable investment of no returns!

You are being funny.I wouldn't give a squirt of piss if this faceless forum vanished from the wap.You are the one who seem to scrutinised us religiously.


I like the way you are getting your panties in a bunch at SA's setbacks as if it means Nigeria will automatically improve lol.We can be the "next Zimbabwe" anyday from now but your jungle will still remain the biggest mess in Africa.

WannaHowzit:
Just give them paraffin lamps, it will still be a major upgrade.

JUST IN - this is Ogun state today after tanker capsizes TRUE STORY I TELL U

Just look at them.

samorobo:
Weasel!!!, .....I am not the one enduring eskom incompetent load shedding..

You are just enduring eternal blackouts.Your hell is worse than mine.

samorobo:
This is rich coming from an eskom refugees

I'm not the one with a generator near the window buzzing all night like a gigantic mosquito




....it's you.

BadBradley:
when a Zulu whose national hospital uses cell phone lights to conduct major operations talks like this, we know there's no home for his tribe.

These are people Africa fought for to come down from the tallest trees and steepest jungle in mpumalanga and he's claiming to be civilised.

The problem with you is that you're obsessed with South Africa yet your dark afonja butt is sitting on red hot embers


Which country produces less than 1000MW for a population of 200 million people? just sell whatever company provides you with electricity to us and watch us make your village look like Las Vegas.

BadBradley:
When jaceblaze screams "shut the fùck up", know he's been hit with a sledgehammer.

You forgot to tell us if your family have a gravesite. You admitted that much that your daddy didn't vote before he died.

Now deny he wasn't buried like a slave in an unmarked grave.

You need to be creative than that,you pre historic afonja.


When was the last time electricity was on in your village? I'm sure the light bulbs in your shack are gathering dust

XhosaNostra:
Kikikiki. Pasop

Have you ever had two boys fight over you?

BadBradley:
Jaceblze came back hurting and scorching.

Okay, since you admitted your daddy died disenfranchised, the chances your mom was past around more frequently than a ball in a basket ball training session is very probable.

But tell us, does your family have a burial site? Especially as the Dutch and British have taken over 90% your land.

Is your daddy's grave accessible to his children, especially you?

Squatting on a Nigerian forum won't better your lot.

Shut the fùck up you skull mining,primitive ape

At least South Africans fought against the regime.what are you cowards doing about Boko Haram that's enforcing Islam in your country at the barrel of a gun?

XhosaNostra:
There's always someone crazier. I just had a mental image of that scary "Fùck to be loved" guy. LOL! Hope your rival in love is not that type

I have only seen my "rival" on pictures.He is much bigger than me tbh I stand no chance.

noob03saibot:
Right or wrong.

Which one is that?

pacretus:
Spar= dead
Shoprite=rubbish
Mtn=yes but has several competitor (Glo,Airtel,nitel, 9mobile. Etc)
Like MAN like DSTV.

Standard chartered=dead, couldn't keep up.

etc = nothing else.

Just STFU!

pacretus:
Spar= dead
Shoprite=rubbish
Mtn=yes but has several competitor (Glo,Airtel,nitel, 9mobile. Etc)
Like MAN like DSTV.

Standard chartered=dead, couldn't keep up.

etc = nothing else.

120 companies operating in Nigeria.You wanted me to type the entire list like a foold?

obaaderemi:
We still got higher rates of infection and deaths in America, Europe, middle East than we have in Africa. That's what we got.

Temperature is high in Saudi and Iran as well and the rate of infection is still higher than in Africa.

See boy, Africa was more prepared for covid19 than Europe and America. It took some time to enter Nigeria for example. By the time it reached here, people were already being checked at airports and immediately we had the first index case, many people started observing basic precautions. That's one luxury Europe and America lacked. It's not always about high tech and money.

You are rather just fortunate cause the disease is not that widespread in West Africa,otherwise you would be shìtting bricks

BadBradley:
let me oblige you. You're a rookie in the game. Just like a cheap inexperienced hoe trying anal for the first time.

When I increased my length of rebuttal, you increase yours too. When I shorten mine, you did.

When I dropped my last post and reduced the length, I counted on you to do the same. And like a tail wagging, loyal dog, you didn't disappoint.

You said your father never voted but enjoyed what?

Ok, thanks for admitting he died sad and bitter and lower than a second class citizen.

Do you have the mental and psychological powers to imagine what it feels like for foreigners to settle in your ancestral land and deny you the right to vote.

I'll rather be born a hen than live like that.

But your daddy enjoyed nothing. If he was satisfied with that kind of life like you said here, well, little wonder you're the fool's son with no ambition or standard.

You have no experience of normalcy to use as a gauge.

Bamboozled simpleton!

Your mother was that inexperienced hoe trying anal for the first time? .Could it be that your father was the one who didn't know how to do his job? I'm starting to see where all this low self-esteem comes from.


I said he still enjoys what Jonathan and the lifeless one could not provide for the starving population of your jungle.If you disagree then tell me what are you doing drowning in the Mediterranean.


Unfortunately you are worse than a hen cause you are still being sold as slaves even today,but you don't got an aota of shame in you to realize being held in bondage by Libyans in 2020 is more humiliating than the Jewish Holocaust

Danielnino00:
If u must rubbish the country,drop verifiable information not lies ...

Shut up!!!

forgiveness:
Which South African companies are dominating all Nigeria's economy sphere?

Since you have high intellect.

- Spar
- ShopRite
-MTN
-Dstv
-Standard Bank
-....etc


Now step aside.

XhosaNostra:
Hahaha. Beware of the okapi, mtshan'am

I'm showing up with an entire toolbox full of different sizes of spanners,so I will be able to handle mine

XhosaNostra:
Your liver, not hers lol. They're going to trappa you

Lol I will trappa back mos.

XhosaNostra:
I don't think so

Ask her ne. Sanutyana qha, you should also have telling conversations

You mean that ugliness can't be related to you?

XhosaNostra:
Never mind, the video could be a hoax. My cousin sent it to me, but there's nothing about it online.

Thought it was April fool prank

XhosaNostra:
Jace, I just listened to Ramaphosa right now, the days have been extended to 81

Nooooooooo!

o serious vele?