₦airaland Forum

JaceBlaze:
Agreed!

And after we're going to discuss Nigeria.

-poverty capital of the world.
-Planet earth third most terrorised country.
-open defecation capital of the world.


Deal?

Start shooting

@ forgiveness! are we doing this or what? the barrel of my Desert Eagle is getting cold

forgiveness:
No, let us discuss South Africa, the crime and murder capital of the world?

Agreed!

And after we're going to discuss Nigeria.

-poverty capital of the world.
-Planet earth third most terrorised country.
-open defecation capital of the world.


Deal?

Start shooting

Acadavah:
Yeah we export those to you and you are one of the customers who buy a lot of those, thanks for the support of our industrialisation program.

You are welcome to give me the beautiful siñorita,but keep the doomsday symbol you call a flag.

forgiveness:
Do mean how is life in crime and murder capital of the world? Omo goan sleep.

I'm talking about Naija where you can serve half a century in jail for killing a cow but you can walk away a free man for killing a human being.

forgiveness:
You mean in South African way.

In igbo and fulanis

Btw how's life in the country where lives of cows take precedence over human's?

Kazikazi:
You said your grand pa got sick!? That is a curse from misusing our stuff.
But dude,how is a renaming process of south Africa into Azania.I know a lot of folks wants that, EFF,PAC,and some ANC members are fond of Azania.
So you first adopted our antherm
Second was a partial adoption of our flag
Then,here we are you want Swahili and the name Azania.
You can have them.we are happy to help Africans.

And what about the Serengeti estate in Gauteng? How much are those beautiful houses? Oh I forgot,how is Kilimanjaro tiles? Do u have same in your home?

Call it a disrespectful gesture.We used some of your names because we can and you can't do anything about it.Have you realised most cities in the California state have Spanish names? does that mean Americans want to be like Mexico? .Speaking of Kilimanjaro,we are going to colonise you for that beautiful mountain.Your cow piss drinking self don't deserve it.

forgiveness:
Not as foolish as you sound. We can't forget about Victor who preferred to die old jail than accept he from the Zululand. Mugu!

You turned him into mincemeat for pepper soup?

forgiveness:
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They are all over the street looking for job. As if South Africans are not the worst criminals.

The points remains they are running to NIG embassy begging for visa to come down here with their smelling mouth and armpit's odour.

Why would a South African beg for a Nigerian visa when Nigerians in the diaspora are writing letters to their government to denounce their Nigerian citizenships? who runs towards a burning house when its inhabitants are running from it?


You are a fool!

TayserMahrii:


Nice use of the useless Tz flag. You nailed it

I use it for what it was designed for

XhosaNostra:
Juju even wants the official language of SA to be Swahili Can you imagine? It's like he's living in a world of his own that one. Completely out of touch with reality. The same South Africans who're so proud of their languages will allow Swahili to supersede their own? SA would lit up like a furnace in hell

As for the rest of your post...

He's got this illusion that he's the one who decides what we should or should not accept as people.South Africans don't want to learn languages from their neigbouring countries,so why would they be keen on learning an unfamiliar language from so far away? people like Juju don't realise the more you force something down people's throats the more they vehemently reject it.

TMKsouth:
Over-bloated egos. They forget we introduced them to supermarkets and quality television. Now they think they own us.

And with that quality television we helped promote their music in other African countries through DSTV.So I don't get what this entitled mentality is all about.

Acadavah:
It seem you are obsessed with Tanzanian flag, how much money and time did they cost to have all of those flags.

Obsessed? hmm thought you might infer intrigued instead.


I collect them from a skid row section of Pretoria,Marabastad.They come cheap since they're made from cheap Indian fabric.Huahahaha

TMKsouth:
It's globalization my man. Are u whining bout Shell & KFC also? Have they donated anything to Nigeria yet?

I always wonder why Nigerians think they deserve favours for being consumers of South African products.Do you see us demanding favours from America just because they brought Burger King to SA?

Acadavah:
You tried to steal our flag unfortunately the boers insert theirs between yours. You are trying even to steal our other name Azania.

I don't know what you talking about but I prefer South Africa being called exactly that...SOUTH AFRICA! .Perhaps you need to stop following EFF's political drivels because majority of us don't give a fùck about a name change.


Steal your flag? I have it as a doormat at my house.Helps me a lot when I wipe dog shìt from under my shoes.I kept a small one as a handkerchief for my grandfather when he vists,the old man be sneezing a lot.Since I'm quarantined I decided to preserve the last pack of tissues by putting Tanzanian flag on the roll for the time being.

Matchbox 20 - Last beautiful girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnO1rGIkRjg

TayserMahrii:
Didnt realize! Thanks for the headsup.

They tried with the pattern. If not for the memory lapse the mad scientist faced when recalling the pattern he saw

Hahaha.His time capsule got demolished after the firt time travel thank god...imagine waving the same flag with Kaz.

What a year of strange happenings 2020 is.So early into a new decade?

The strange part is that the deases itself is not even the deadliest mankind has ever been faced with,but look how it changed our lifestyles so quick.Human beings are even scared of standing less than 3 meters of one another lol.It's like a powerful repellent force exist between us.

TayserMahrii:
classic scene that was. The doc in the movie is their president (the mad scientist) and its true, they stole it from the future

That mad scientist is also the villain that stole Mr Wilson's gold coins in "Denise the Menace"...took me a while to realize.

They only managed to steal the colours.They could not remember the pattern I guess.

50 Cent - 21 Questions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDMhlvbOFaM

"If I went back to a hooptie from a Benz would *poof* and disappear like some of my friends"...


"I love you like a fat kid love cake"..

TayserMahrii:
Thought they already stole it. Those colors are too close

Their flag is older than ours tho.Perhaps they did a time travel into the future? hmmm


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psxktpxkc6o

TMKsouth:
Or blown up during yet another oil tanker explosion.

Or he's agitated by the loud generator next to the window while trying to watch TV.

TMKsouth:
I'm in essential work so been working. Need to keep the nation informed, but I'm in the backrooms unfortunately.

But as it stands I think we should brace ourselves for an extension of the lockdown. The worst is still to come looking at the situation in the townships.

You in journalism? keep us updated my guy


Extention? Please don't say tha,get that evil thought out of your head lol.I won't be able to take it

TayserMahrii:
He also wants to steal your Cena chic...

Lol I saw that.He's going to steal our flag soon,just watch.

TMKsouth:
This cracked me up dude, will keep alternative bazookas for sho!

This one messed up an otherwise lovely thread with his addiction to xenophobia. I'm certain he can't afford property outside of a Makoko mud hut - that's why he's derailing.

Or maybe he's frustrated because his Maiduguru shack went up in flames from the last Fulani herdsmen raid giahahaha

4 days in,18 more to go.How are you keeping yourself busy?

TMKsouth:
I was restraining myself. They are very quick to administrator bans when they lose arguments.

The fact that he lost his cool & then fled for the woods speaks volumes.

He'll think twice next time b4 spewing manure bout our country.

You know them very well.Just keep extra bazookas like I do.I have an alternate moniker stashed as we speak .It will come out if ogas/ogres act up lol.

TMKsouth:
I gave u facts & u reply with wishful thinking. I like my opponents delusional, blind-sighted and hiding behind insults like u.

Don't let the fact that whites dominate the economy be your crutch in this debate. It's an obvious result of our history.

Your reluctance to acknowledge black achievements is a clear indication that u are threatened by the new comers on the scene.

You had your turn for 30 years following your independence to rule over Africa. It's our turn now and u can't stand it boy.

G20, BRICS, AU Chairmanship, African Free Trade Area presidency, World Cups of all kinds, etc. etc.

Usually I just go for the jugular with scathing expletives when I deal with these ogres.Logic & reason is not part of their dialect.How can you say people are lazy and still want to go to their country? how can you say they are xenophobic yet a free flight that was supposed to rescue out of xenophobic attacks still flew back home with empty seats?

They had 60 years,not 30.And what have they done?...they followed the white man home with their makeshift boats by the Mediterranean as soon as he handed them "independence" .

XhosaNostra:
You're just nextdoor, come over nau

Lol!

XhosaNostra:
LMAO. Will show them to you in za oza room

Chai

That sound like a very long wait

XhosaNostra:
Whose thighs now?

Yours Ofcourse!

@ XhosaNostra

If you still wanna talk to Jace I'm here.

Let me see the thighs so I get an idea of what I should look like myself. Ayeye k'shubile

XhosaNostra:
Don't go losing weight & looking like a greyhound on me lol. A man must be big & beefy

How can he throw punches when he's confined to the bed, unable to move? He can only yell, but we won't listen. Muahahaha. For a moment, I just thought of Norma Bates from Bates' motel

I don't wanna look like a greyhound lol.I just don't wanna look like a heavy slop either,gotta keep it in the middle .I'm 32 around the waist and I want to keep it like that.No baloon tyre undies for me hahaha

So he will just be listening to our bedroom mournings from the other room?

XhosaNostra:
LMFAO. Be careful, playa

Sure! may you should take her place?