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FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by JaceBlaze: 11:43am On Apr 15, 2020
XhosaNostra:
I'm on the heavy side of things, so yeah. I get pretty riled up tongue

IKR! What a disappointing disaster "twenty-plenty" has been so far. Smh. Wish I could wake up next year.
Oh I understand.

This may be a decade of one worse turn after the other.The crime stats have drastically dropped...I think there's bright side to this Pandemic tongue
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 11:29am On Apr 15, 2020
edon21:
Jaceblace one thing about you is that you are always bold and encouraged to blab nonsense. This stupid write up here shows your height of ignorance, foolishness and lack. Of interest to learn. Although I don't expect much from you cause y'all in South Africa have 30 percent pass mark brains. That's why you can't calm down to reason things out.
If you are ever gonna quote me on this, make sure that you are you are in your right state of mind . If not , I'll just ignore.
You are addressing the wrong guy.I only quoted what a Nigerian wrote about his country.
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by JaceBlaze: 11:22am On Apr 15, 2020
XhosaNostra:
Hopefully, it won't come to that. A couple of days ago, I got myself Stuyvesant through jika-jika grin It was R100 a 20! I'm down to my last two. Anyway, this overhyped year has been nothing but hell so far. And I thought 2019 was pretty high on the crap scale, but this one is quickly gaining momentum.
Do your cravings really kick that high? shocked grin


2019 was a calm before the storm lol.It seemed serene for me.
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by JaceBlaze: 10:50am On Apr 15, 2020
XhosaNostra:
It'll only be polony sandwiches lol.


It's so stressful but hang in there. 15 more hellish days to go. However, I heard that Ramaphosa will be giving his decision on alcohol this Friday. If he allows alcohol sales, perhaps they'll put the rest back on the shelves. It's desperate times embarassed
Alright smiley


Let's hope they won't extend again cause this coronavirus looks it ain't leaving us anytime soon.Predictions say it may last until September. sad
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by JaceBlaze: 10:41am On Apr 15, 2020
XhosaNostra:
It'll only be polony sandwiches lol.


It's so stressful but hang in there. 15 more hellish days to go. However, I heard that Ramaphosa will be giving his decision on alcohol this Friday. If he allows alcohol sales, perhaps they'll put the rest back on the shelves. It's desperate times embarassed
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by JaceBlaze: 10:34am On Apr 15, 2020
XhosaNostra:
Lol, thanks.


You're invited for lunch, there's nothing left tongue I'm eating my frustrations away, I'm out of gwaai grin This lockdown is showing smokers & alcoholics flames cheesy
Post your lunch here when you done with it,if it's enticing enough I'm gonna knit a Superman cape and fly there.

Me too,haven't smoked in 2 weeks.They took cigarettes off the shelves undecided
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 10:25am On Apr 15, 2020
BadBradley:
always remember no Zulu dead or alive has won any battle; not Shaka, the defeated Zulu or Mandela who died for nothing; your daddy didn't vote and you're still an economic vagabond in your own country.

Here's the deal; your land and resources are still controlled and owned by 7 percent white settlers.

As we converse this very minute, black South Africans are fighting the police because of food and the few whites are home secured, chilling in their air-conditioned skyscrapers built on top of your forefathers' gravesite.

Jaceblaze, son of a dead disenfranchised Zulu, you're nothing, just a digital dopey roaming the vast boulevard of Nigeria's digital space carrying the hurts of generational bondage that made daddy just figure in south Africa's census bureau.

grin grin grin
The people you mentioned possessed more clout in their pinkie than your entire generational pedigree ever will in their gorilla shaped bodies.Mandela had the world in the palm of his hands,and it's because of his name that South Africans are admired world wide cool .If I entered America today and mention I'm from Mandela's country they are going to throw roses at my feet.Who's the greatest Nigerian that ever lived? grin


Lezz is desperately scraping at the bottom of the bowl to find a diss line that sticks haha.You are fùcking with the Lord Maitreya of this Nairaland son! .Show me the stand off with the police or keep your pierced afonja tongue behind your mouth.

This jungle primate is still fascinated by things like air conditioners? no wonder the excursions to Shoprite just to ride escalators. shocked


At least I'm a digital dopey in the confines of my electrified home and running water.Lezz on the other hand is an economic vagabond surviving on UN food parcels cheesy
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by JaceBlaze: 9:48am On Apr 15, 2020
XhosaNostra:
Lentils with gizzards
Those look yummy.Where's my plate? smiley

Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 9:40am On Apr 15, 2020
BadBradley:
Zulu, sorry to disappoint you but I didn't read your PhD thesis. You don't have the brains to band words together, Zulu.

And you shouldn't, daddy was a disenfranchised illiterate and left you open and vulnerable to the world.

Sorry. Type me another lengthy post that mirrors your miserable life marked by generational social angst and economic destitution.

I'm counting on you.
But it was written by one of your own lol.At least the fella doesn't have his head up his rectum like you,he's fully aware of the harsh realities of living in a desolate ghetto like Nigeria.


Now from me to you:

When are you gonna swallow your 2 cent patriotism pride and admit what the entire world already knows and keep your afonja ass moving like a loser you are?

You are: -

- Poorer than India
- Most terrorised nation in Africa,and 3rd in the world
- lagging behind all of Africa in literacy rate
- having eternal electricity blackouts
- Open defecation capital of the world
- tribal & religious bigots


You are subjected to makoko subhuman conditions and you still get the gall to call others disenfranchised?

You are not even equipped with the right genetic composition to tackle me about necessities required for human advancement.You still have to springboard above the sinkholes on your roads to get to the other side of Makoko grin .These subhumans can't even maintain the vestiges of their colonial masters' civilizations.


I wonder how the admin of this forum didn't gather enough wits and recommended you remedial classes before letting a mentally disabled halfwit like you open an account on this beautiful forum of ours.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze:
AskiaHarem:
There was a story years back I can't remember when or the specifics but basically South Africa was competing against Netherlands and all the White South African spectators where supporting and cheering for the Netherlands. grin Unity and Loyalty am I right? grin
Can't remember or just made that up?

You're yapping about racial division in South Africa when you have people in your country who want to break away from Nigeria and form their own independent state? what happened to self-introspection before chastising others?

Tribalism still dictates your politics to this day.Your football league too,IPOB players are yet to get their shine in your national squad.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze:
BadBradley:
dead Zulu has woken up from the grave but unlike Lazarus, he still stinks of Botha's inflicted sores grin grin grin

No breakthrough for Zulus.
As I laugh in quarantine grin


No long rebuttals embroidered with inflated vocabulary this time?



A quote from your brethren:

If the reason for this back and forth is patriotism, you're doing Nigeria a disfavour because we are yet to even find a footing as a nation.

"Since 1914 the British Government has been trying to make Nigeria into one country, but the Nigerian people themselves are historically different in their backgrounds, in their religious beliefs and customs and do not show themselves any sign of willingness to unite… Nigerian unity is only a British intention for the country"- Abubakar Tafawa Balewa, Lagos, 1948.

60+ years later, Nigeria is not working. Not for me, not for you, not for anyone. Except of course, your definition of working is piling up cash from government patronage, and looking at it. The fact is that even those who are making all that pile of dosh still feel the pain of our "collective poverty" each day. From the sound of power plants in their backyards, to more than the average visit to the motor-mechanic to have their shock absorbers fixed. From having to provide their own personal water supply, to having to provide their own personal security...

HUman behaviour is rather constant given certain conditions, and the conditions within the Nigerian sphere, have been conducive for projecting the worst of human behaviours.

Is it the exacerbated burning conflict in the North central that is at once ethnic and religious; the burnt of the Boko Haram insurgency in the North East region; the high level of uneducated, and possibly uneducatable Nigerians in the North west; the fierce competition for scarce resources in the South East; the proliferation of arms, gangs, and turf wars for control of lucrative, if illegal oil trades in the South-South; or Lagos being ranked one of the worst cities to live in the world, despite 87 long years of Lagos commanding the lion’s share of whatever development came the way of the various zones?

Guy, Nigeria is not worth the argument.

Black South Africans got real issues that we all know they gotta stand up to, and fix. This banter is sick, or is this boredom's fault?

Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 9:36pm On Apr 14, 2020
Ricchcream:
If the reason for this back and forth is patriotism, you're doing Nigeria a disfavour because we are yet to even find a footing as a nation.

"Since 1914 the British Government has been trying to make Nigeria into one country, but the Nigerian people themselves are historically different in their backgrounds, in their religious beliefs and customs and do not show themselves any sign of willingness to unite… Nigerian unity is only a British intention for the country"- Abubakar Tafawa Balewa, Lagos, 1948.

60+ years later, Nigeria is not working. Not for me, not for you, not for anyone. Except of course, your definition of working is piling up cash from government patronage, and looking at it. The fact is that even those who are making all that pile of dosh still feel the pain of our "collective poverty" each day. From the sound of power plants in their backyards, to more than the average visit to the motor-mechanic to have their shock absorbers fixed. From having to provide their own personal water supply, to having to provide their own personal security...

HUman behaviour is rather constant given certain conditions, and the conditions within the Nigerian sphere, have been conducive for projecting the worst of human behaviours.

Is it the exacerbated burning conflict in the North central that is at once ethnic and religious; the burnt of the Boko Haram insurgency in the North East region; the high level of uneducated, and possibly uneducatable Nigerians in the North west; the fierce competition for scarce resources in the South East; the proliferation of arms, gangs, and turf wars for control of lucrative, if illegal oil trades in the South-South; or Lagos being ranked one of the worst cities to live in the world, despite 87 long years of Lagos commanding the lion’s share of whatever development came the way of the various zones?

Guy, Nigeria is not worth the argument.

Black South Africans got real issues that we all know they gotta stand up to, and fix. This banter is sick, or is this boredom's fault?
BadBradley read this and he was not pleased shocked grin

PetsRe: Do Dogs See Spirits And Witches? by JaceBlaze:
I don't know about evil spirits and witches but I had German Shepherd when I was 12 and it used to pick up my scent five blocks away while coming back from a friend's house at midnight,and it would walk besides me until I reached home.Their cognisance is second to non,hence law enforcement always use them to search illegal substances from suspects.
FoodRe: COVID-19 Lockdown: Residents Kill, Eat Baboon In South Africa (photos) by JaceBlaze:
jaksmillioniar:
jaceblaze irongalaxy xhosanostra
What? jealous because you are too far away to get a rib? cheesy
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by JaceBlaze: 2:30pm On Apr 13, 2020
Metallica - Nothing else matters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAGnKpE4NCI
TravelRe: Lockdown: Onitsha Inner Neighbourhoods (Aerial Pictures) by JaceBlaze: 2:14pm On Apr 13, 2020
TMKsouth:
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It's 5-star in Nigeria. Where the president lives. grin grin grin
Haha
TravelRe: Lockdown: Onitsha Inner Neighbourhoods (Aerial Pictures) by JaceBlaze: 2:08pm On Apr 13, 2020
TMKsouth:
That architectural style and town planning is not South African.
Even the roads are less smooth.
Foreign AffairsRe: Progress On The New SA / ZIM Border Fence (Modified: COMMUNITY COMPLAINS) by JaceBlaze:
TMKsouth:
Lol grin grin grin. Underarm deodorant.
I have had to put up with the displeasure of sharing the backseat of a taxi with them several times.It always feels like a trip to Harare.
Foreign AffairsRe: Progress On The New SA / ZIM Border Fence (Modified: COMMUNITY COMPLAINS) by JaceBlaze: 6:27pm On Apr 12, 2020
TMKsouth:
Hola Jace, electric fence nogal? grin grin grin Someone's gatvol.
I've been been been gatvol lol, but are we all?
Foreign AffairsRe: Progress On The New SA / ZIM Border Fence (Modified: COMMUNITY COMPLAINS) by JaceBlaze:
See sane country na.Make it electric fence while at it cool

-Put enough border security guards on sight with high power assault rifles.

- Throw enough crocodiles in the Limpopo River,and make sure they are always hungry.

- Put roll-on advertisements on giant billboards - they are scared of those.

Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 7:03pm On Apr 11, 2020
Lionessza6:
LMFAO, thank you very much for your kind words. I'm really touched that you felt my story that deep grin grin. All is well now ,wow grin grin. I'm amazed,I really didn't know that white people could be this warm grin. This encounter has really changed my view of SA;its economic structure and all things else that make it SUid Africa grin grin
You really not gonna let Jin live,are you? grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 1:09pm On Apr 11, 2020
IronGalaxy:
Lol, I just see the usual key words " pap guzzler" Zulu, your father" etc and I just know, it's the usual gibberish. You are just a one-trick pony Lezz admit it.
BadBradley's disses reflect his ailing economy that survives on oil only.Without copying and pasting he's all dried up...like his father's nut sack grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 1:04pm On Apr 11, 2020
IronGalaxy:
There's nothing to defend, Your shit is just stale. Stale as that sticky glue you call egusi
Haha sticky fingazz grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 1:01pm On Apr 11, 2020
BadBradley:
skin-piercing afonja freak this is supposed to pass as some hot diatribe?

Your pen game is as lame as your daddy's penile efforts.

You're here yapping about social status when you're a freeloader of ANC food stamps.

Your daddy died disenfranchised and his name was omitted from national census but you want me to believe his nkoboti-guzzling first generation post apartheid Zulu descendant has suddenly made it big.

How I wish your insipid Nairaland wishes can come true.
No! it was actually just a filler line that you could have just ignored,but you acknowledged it.The nerves got wrecked I guess grin


Even those who live on ANC food stamps still live better than you.There's nothing worse than Makoko on earth.


They are not wishes.I'm just echoing a reality you are trying so hard deny grin .It's like I'm holding a mirror to your face and forcing you to look at your ugly reflection.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze:
BadBradley:
1 in every 4 South African is jobless. South Africa is not only the most unequal country in the world but also has one of the highest inflation rate in Africa.

Once again, stop calling out makoko, dispossessed son of Shaka the defeated Zulu; khaylitsha is number 2 slum in Africa and no. 5 in the world.

Your economy is inferior to Nigeria. A fact no nakéd HIV Zulu can change.

Accept your fate and learn to love your miserable life.
And we have the largest black middle class in Africa.More than half of your population live on less than a dollar per day.When human excrements like lezz who defecate in the open feels like royalty that's when you know the Coronavirus is the least of our worries on the planet.


Even in pictorial juxtaposition any human who's equipped with functioning brain cells will see that makoko is the worst slum than Khayelitsha.Only a subhuman can survive in makoko grin


Theoretically maybe,but in reality we can all see who's worse than who.Paper economies don't count.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 10:46pm On Apr 10, 2020
BadBradley:
This brain-damaged sod will quote anyone for quoting sake.

Reread your post again and tell me what you just typed.

Son of a dispossessed slave who never voted in his life...what could he ever pass down to you?

No moral authority, mental strength or psychological roadmap.

You're what we call the debris of humanity. Life's castaway. grin
"Son of a dispossessed slave"...wow lezz is so creative.I never heard these weak & desperate disses before. shocked


Look here you skin-piercing afonja freak! cheesy you can camp here on NL all day thinking of ways to deliver killer punchlines but know this - your social stratum is thousand pantheons below mine.Consider this exchange as a way of passing time for me.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 10:22pm On Apr 10, 2020
BadBradley:
A dead country that is economically superior to your own country.

I know you're past 25 but your parents should still consider a late term abortion to heal the world of the disease of your acidic existence.
Economically superior? grin .Overtaking India in poverty is what's called economic superiority these days? ...in an inverted universe your statement would have held true grin


They would have aborted me if they lived in Makoko so I won't have to spend the rest of myself running from Boko Haram and Afonja savages. cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 10:12pm On Apr 10, 2020
XhosaNostra:
Who dem be? shocked


grin
I no fit tell sha undecided


Haha
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 10:03pm On Apr 10, 2020
samorobo:
SA's blackout is eternal...eskom ain't sorting that shiit anytime soon
Haha because you're Eskom ceo?
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 10:09pm On Apr 09, 2020
XhosaNostra:
Then you obviously haven't met the Buddha of the boudoir that'll make all of that seem outdated grin

I'm not telling lipsrsealed
But what's about those with slacking walls? Can we rate them highly?


Wanna post a pinshure instead? tongue
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 9:53pm On Apr 09, 2020
XhosaNostra:
Kikikiki @ bolded. So big ass women use the butt to do the job of the vjj? grin Thina bo mas'shwapana use the real muscle to push that thing back like a spitball cheesy


The last part...
As a Dilai Lama of bedroom games I have discovered that sex is more than using the real muscles.The wiggling butt aslo comes as a stimulus package for the guy,tapping & grabbing can be more fulfilling than just physical penitration cheesy grin cool


Double D?...Triple D? ...talk to me baby smiley
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 9:44pm On Apr 09, 2020
jln115:
nahhhh was just joking mate grin grin grin grin had that pic on my laptop so just thought t would be funny grin grin grin grin
Oh I see grin

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