₦airaland Forum

Ricchcream:
If the reason for this back and forth is patriotism, you're doing Nigeria a disfavour because we are yet to even find a footing as a nation.

"Since 1914 the British Government has been trying to make Nigeria into one country, but the Nigerian people themselves are historically different in their backgrounds, in their religious beliefs and customs and do not show themselves any sign of willingness to unite… Nigerian unity is only a British intention for the country"- Abubakar Tafawa Balewa, Lagos, 1948.

60+ years later, Nigeria is not working. Not for me, not for you, not for anyone. Except of course, your definition of working is piling up cash from government patronage, and looking at it. The fact is that even those who are making all that pile of dosh still feel the pain of our "collective poverty" each day. From the sound of power plants in their backyards, to more than the average visit to the motor-mechanic to have their shock absorbers fixed. From having to provide their own personal water supply, to having to provide their own personal security...

HUman behaviour is rather constant given certain conditions, and the conditions within the Nigerian sphere, have been conducive for projecting the worst of human behaviours.

Is it the exacerbated burning conflict in the North central that is at once ethnic and religious; the burnt of the Boko Haram insurgency in the North East region; the high level of uneducated, and possibly uneducatable Nigerians in the North west; the fierce competition for scarce resources in the South East; the proliferation of arms, gangs, and turf wars for control of lucrative, if illegal oil trades in the South-South; or Lagos being ranked one of the worst cities to live in the world, despite 87 long years of Lagos commanding the lion’s share of whatever development came the way of the various zones?

Guy, Nigeria is not worth the argument.

Black South Africans got real issues that we all know they gotta stand up to, and fix. This banter is sick, or is this boredom's fault?

BadBradley read this and he was not pleased

I don't know about evil spirits and witches but I had German Shepherd when I was 12 and it used to pick up my scent five blocks away while coming back from a friend's house at midnight,and it would walk besides me until I reached home.Their cognisance is second to non,hence law enforcement always use them to search illegal substances from suspects.

jaksmillioniar:
jaceblaze irongalaxy xhosanostra

What? jealous because you are too far away to get a rib?

Metallica - Nothing else matters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAGnKpE4NCI

TMKsouth:
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It's 5-star in Nigeria. Where the president lives.

Haha

TMKsouth:
That architectural style and town planning is not South African.

Even the roads are less smooth.

TMKsouth:
Lol . Underarm deodorant.

I have had to put up with the displeasure of sharing the backseat of a taxi with them several times.It always feels like a trip to Harare.

TMKsouth:
Hola Jace, electric fence nogal? Someone's gatvol.

I've been been been gatvol lol, but are we all?

See sane country na.Make it electric fence while at it

-Put enough border security guards on sight with high power assault rifles.

- Throw enough crocodiles in the Limpopo River,and make sure they are always hungry.

- Put roll-on advertisements on giant billboards - they are scared of those.

Lionessza6:
LMFAO, thank you very much for your kind words. I'm really touched that you felt my story that deep . All is well now ,wow . I'm amazed,I really didn't know that white people could be this warm . This encounter has really changed my view of SA;its economic structure and all things else that make it SUid Africa

You really not gonna let Jin live,are you?

IronGalaxy:
Lol, I just see the usual key words " pap guzzler" Zulu, your father" etc and I just know, it's the usual gibberish. You are just a one-trick pony Lezz admit it.

BadBradley's disses reflect his ailing economy that survives on oil only.Without copying and pasting he's all dried up...like his father's nut sack

IronGalaxy:
There's nothing to defend, Your shit is just stale. Stale as that sticky glue you call egusi

Haha sticky fingazz

BadBradley:
skin-piercing afonja freak this is supposed to pass as some hot diatribe?

Your pen game is as lame as your daddy's penile efforts.

You're here yapping about social status when you're a freeloader of ANC food stamps.

Your daddy died disenfranchised and his name was omitted from national census but you want me to believe his nkoboti-guzzling first generation post apartheid Zulu descendant has suddenly made it big.

How I wish your insipid Nairaland wishes can come true.

No! it was actually just a filler line that you could have just ignored,but you acknowledged it.The nerves got wrecked I guess


Even those who live on ANC food stamps still live better than you.There's nothing worse than Makoko on earth.


They are not wishes.I'm just echoing a reality you are trying so hard deny .It's like I'm holding a mirror to your face and forcing you to look at your ugly reflection.

BadBradley:
1 in every 4 South African is jobless. South Africa is not only the most unequal country in the world but also has one of the highest inflation rate in Africa.

Once again, stop calling out makoko, dispossessed son of Shaka the defeated Zulu; khaylitsha is number 2 slum in Africa and no. 5 in the world.

Your economy is inferior to Nigeria. A fact no nakéd HIV Zulu can change.

Accept your fate and learn to love your miserable life.

And we have the largest black middle class in Africa.More than half of your population live on less than a dollar per day.When human excrements like lezz who defecate in the open feels like royalty that's when you know the Coronavirus is the least of our worries on the planet.


Even in pictorial juxtaposition any human who's equipped with functioning brain cells will see that makoko is the worst slum than Khayelitsha.Only a subhuman can survive in makoko


Theoretically maybe,but in reality we can all see who's worse than who.Paper economies don't count.

BadBradley:
This brain-damaged sod will quote anyone for quoting sake.

Reread your post again and tell me what you just typed.

Son of a dispossessed slave who never voted in his life...what could he ever pass down to you?

No moral authority, mental strength or psychological roadmap.

You're what we call the debris of humanity. Life's castaway.

"Son of a dispossessed slave"...wow lezz is so creative.I never heard these weak & desperate disses before.


Look here you skin-piercing afonja freak! you can camp here on NL all day thinking of ways to deliver killer punchlines but know this - your social stratum is thousand pantheons below mine.Consider this exchange as a way of passing time for me.

BadBradley:
A dead country that is economically superior to your own country.

I know you're past 25 but your parents should still consider a late term abortion to heal the world of the disease of your acidic existence.

Economically superior? .Overtaking India in poverty is what's called economic superiority these days? ...in an inverted universe your statement would have held true


They would have aborted me if they lived in Makoko so I won't have to spend the rest of myself running from Boko Haram and Afonja savages.

XhosaNostra:
Who dem be?

I no fit tell sha


Haha

samorobo:
SA's blackout is eternal...eskom ain't sorting that shiit anytime soon

Haha because you're Eskom ceo?

XhosaNostra:
Then you obviously haven't met the Buddha of the boudoir that'll make all of that seem outdated

I'm not telling

But what's about those with slacking walls? Can we rate them highly?


Wanna post a pinshure instead?

XhosaNostra:
Kikikiki @ bolded. So big ass women use the butt to do the job of the vjj? Thina bo mas'shwapana use the real muscle to push that thing back like a spitball


The last part...

As a Dilai Lama of bedroom games I have discovered that sex is more than using the real muscles.The wiggling butt aslo comes as a stimulus package for the guy,tapping & grabbing can be more fulfilling than just physical penitration


Double D?...Triple D? ...talk to me baby

jln115:
nahhhh was just joking mate had that pic on my laptop so just thought t would be funny

Oh I see

XhosaNostra:
LMFAO. Now you're sounding like a s'tabane They're the ones who might require more cushion for the pushin due to their kind of lovin Everybody else can make a plan

I would not know s'tabanes preferences The big ass is elastic.It pushes the peñis back after every stroke during doggy style.

What about boőbs? You got enough for me to suck on?

jln115:
..................

What?? Jin

XhosaNostra:
Nothing

Yellowbone ka mama

Eat something and bulk up.How will it compete in a wrestling contest with my peepee in that shape?


It must be the tidday milk ...it's very good lol

BadBradley:
this boy has the brain power of a paralysed cockroach.

Zulu , what are you doing here? Don't you have a girlfriend? Who first quoted who to begin with?

Bit south Africa is the land of gaymen and HIV and I'm not surprised, bloody anus-butcher.

Lezz is breathing through his flesh


I quoted you like I have been quoting all the other idiots.Don't feel special,it's a public forum after all

BadBradley:
says the child of an unmotivated, shiftless slave who will quote mte for 3 mitngs nonstop
Zulu, I exist in your demented mind offline and online. Where you're off Nairaland, you're giving yourself likes and quoting me with your other phoney monikers and thinking of a comeback.

Hahahahaha why are you squealing?

To me your are as dead as your country lol.And why would I quote you with another moniker? You?..

XhosaNostra:
She was a pretty, petite little minx I don't think I resemble her in any way though. However, we do share the slightly crooked teeth, nose, mouth & s'shwapa I got the roundish face & eyes from my dad.

Which parent do you resemble the most?

Hey, I'm not a day older than 21!

S'shwapa? walai!!! so I got nothing to spank?

Facial feature wise I don't resemble either one.I got my mother's light skin tone nonetheless.

XhosaNostra:
She looked like a mom lol. She was a looker when she was much younger though

High school boys in blazers Inside I just laugh because I can still pick up the faint smell of Nestum on their breath

She had to be,otherwise I wouldn't be talking to you right now.


Haha @ Nestum breath.But to be honest you don't look like you past 28.

BadBradley:
I don't like it when jaceblaze ignores me

In this lockdown when you should be concentrating your undivided attention to your woman,you are busy worrying about Jace's reply? Is that how lonely it gets in your shack?

XhosaNostra:
Hahaha. Now you want me to sound just like my mother when she used tell me those "In my time" stories about how hot "Beeeeautifullll" she was in her prime
Anyway, I think I'm aging like wine, I'm getting better with age.

Was your mom also hot?

You are.I'm sure you get hit on by primary school boys.

The person in the pic is you?

BadBradley:
when this fool gets shellacked, he goes into ghost mode and comes back with an alternate.

Zulu, if you can point me your father's or grandfather's gravesite, then you're an African, proud South African.

But you can't. Your history is forever lost in bondage and disinheritance.

You're here hyperventilating in a Nigerian forum when you're supposed to be weeping for your miserable existence.

When I log off Nairaland it means cretins like you cease to exist...your opinions are just a fart in a tornado vortex


Haha weeping my miserable existence? Do you know that my living conditions are way better than anything a Nigerian millionaire can dream of?

XhosaNostra:
LMAO.

1st let me clarify that I don't double date, ever. But there was this one instance with a guy I was dating back home. We were supposed to meet later that afternoon, but he was off playing soccer somewhere. I got tired of waiting & left with my cousin to go to her boyfriend's house, to fetch CDs. Before we left, I told my other cousin to tell him where we went, if he came looking for me.

So anyway, when we arrived at my cousin's boyfriend's house, I opted to wait outside because I wasn't familiar with the people. It was my 1st time going there. I sat on the pavement. Nextdoor there was a coming home ceremony aka umgidi, so I sat there people watching One guy from the party noticed me sitting there all by myself & he came over for a chat. We had just exchanged pleasantries, when this fool (my ex) suddenly appeared around the corner, watching me talking to a guy I barely knew. He took it the wrong way & overreacted lol. He was very temperamental, so I knew things were about to escalate because the other guy wasn't taking his shìt either, he was hyped up by Dutch courage Within minutes, I heard a familiar click of okapis. I was so frightened, I became paralyzed for a bit. I couldn't stand up! Luckily, people from the party came over to break the fight before either of them could start bobbing & weaving

That's how I almost had two guys fencing kasi-style over moi.

Moi must have been very hot back then .I too wouldn't afford looking weak in front of fine babe like you