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XhosaNostra:
LMFAO. Come over so I can fatten you too, the "boyfriend" won't be a problem. I have overfed him, he's out of the picture in the other room bedridden

Hehe I would if I wasn't on a mission to lose some few kilos.So you overfed him to the point of being unable to throw punches? I don't wanna get crushed

XhosaNostra:
LMAO @ bolded.

Where's her man? Don't get yourself involved in risky situations, to avoid cautionary tales

They both live in Alexander.The bolded is part of the reason I played far away lol.She did tell me that her husband skiet,skop & donder

XhosaNostra:
Lol, fair enough. Yes, mfondini & kwedini are most used.

How much older was she? It's the 1st time I'm hearing about it, now I'm convinced.

Yes,and when they use those words I know they are about to discuss politics


She was around 34 .We still chat on WhatsApp once in a blue moon just to check on each other.

XhosaNostra:
Lol, I try. I'm lazy to cook though. It's just that now I have no choice, I gotta do something to pass the time or I'll go crazy.

You are good.Your boyfriend must be looking like Biggy

XhosaNostra:
Lol, terms such as? It's easy to understand Xhosa if you understand township Zulu. But there're differences of course. Xhosa people like saying "Lewei/lawei or lekaka/lakaka", both can mean anything depending on the concept. Lakaka can be a person, but not necessarily someone you don't like. Friends call each other kaka all the time "Uyikaka" between friends could mean you're great or annoying, again it depends on the concept.

Anyway, I don't remember you telling me about her or maybe it slipped my mind. What happened?

Restlessness ereng mo ngwaneng?

The clicking ones can be tricky sometimes.I'm familiar with Mfundini that's the one I hear used all the time.


The age gap,I'm talking about a married grown woman with 3 kids by the way.We used to communicate a lot in the beginning but we slowed it down as time went by and it all faded to oblivion.

XhosaNostra:
Hahaha. Yes. Why?

I didn't know you were this good in the kitchen.You made all that?

XhosaNostra:
Exactly!

Siya Seya. Btw, do you understand Xhosa?

How's day 4 going 4 you?

Some terms are hard to grasp but I can understand most part of it.I did tell you once that me and some Mkhaya by the name Asanda were on a verge of dating..remember?

I'm just catching up with my favourite programmes on tv.not like there's any other option.

XhosaNostra:
Btw, it's just regular dough with just a pinch of salt & a bit of oil, no raising agents.

That's you?

XhosaNostra:
The funny thing is they think they're making valid points when you tire of the concentrated stupidity & the hamster wheel arguments that go nowhere. Stop wasting your time & leave it net daar, fanas. At the end of the day, the worst that could happen to you in S.A is to get shot or stabbed & left to die, without anyone also eyeing the corpse with dinner plans on the mind. They can deny it & deflect all they want. You don't live there, they do, so fùck it.

Come watch some comedy with me in the meantime, s'larhe


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVYE50Y2GXY]

They think the one to get the last word in is the one that wins the argument.Overgrown kids with grade one mentality

Hehe "tender, love & care"

Who's the guy?

forgiveness:
The same way the cannibalism could not stop stinking up and polluting the NIG embassy with your smelling mouth and armpit's odour begging for our visa.

Abi, how explain how these South Africans escaped from your so called elodorado to Nigerian, huh?

Sothos in South Africa are universally recognised as tribe practicing cannibalism. Stop fooling around, nigga.

You had to go on Facebook to find them.I don't need to do that to find Nigerian cannibals in SA.all I need to do is go to the nearest prison.

pacretus:
you are bored man don't get me bored too.

Hahaha

Problemkid1:
You're just yapping dust Mr zulu you have search and search and search but you couldn't find any news about cannibalism in Nigeria again. Lol. At all at all the crimes in Nigeria is a child's play compared to the crimes in SA. If I could go ahead to list the crimes in your country you will be the one to beg me to stop

I thought you want to play the game. Na dere you for know say you never get sense. Wawa kowai

But the crime in SA could not stop you from stinking up the SA embassy with your armpit odour begging for our visa.You can deny it all you want but cannibalism is not news in Nigeria but a well known culture.

pacretus:
your point has been demolished since, all you do now is rant,

And No, if US were to relax their migrant laws nothing much will change in number of tourists compared to UAE.

Again the reason you won't go to Nigeria is because.
1.her tourism industry is grossly underdeveloped.
2. If you ain't coming for business, I see no reason you should travel.
3. You have nothing more to say.

It will change.People want to travel to USA but their visa is hard to get so UAE is always the next best option.


Lol you only managed to demolish your own argument.All the points you outlined are the reason I said Nigeria in on no one's bucket list.


I know patriotism won't let you stay down but the attempt at sounding smart became a brain numbing disaster on your part.

pacretus:
compare US tourism to UAE, Then calculate the number of tourists they receive yearly. Illegal migrants or migrant workers don't count as tourists.

Do the math, you should get my point.

The reason UAE has more numbers of tourists is because their immigration laws aren't as strict as the USA ones.If USA decided to relax their visa rules half of planet Earth would be in America.Don't tell me about UAE,every little johny can get an UAE visa.

For you:

Even if Nigeria decided to make Nigeria visa free people still will not come,I know for a fact that I won't lol.There's nothing I feel like I'm missing there tbh.

pacretus:
Mad man, why should Nigeria be on the list, when we ain't a tourism dependent nation.

And your point is?...

Even America is not a tourism dependent nation but that doesn't stop the overflow of tourists into their country.

Problemkid1:
This you never see anything walai

Trying to compare sporadic,once in a blue moon incidents to a cannibalism cult in Nigeria is childish & stupid.


There's a reason why such cases make headlines nationally in South Africa while in Nigeria is not even news.Who the fùck would make a big deal about a culture that's practiced daily?


The presence of police in that picture should tell you something.

obaaderemi:
You are late to the game. We already concluded that all of Africa is bunched together as one region with Europe and middle east. So if you see those ads in South Africa, they are targeted at the African market mainly. someone watching CNN international in India, another English speaking country would not see those ads. The point is CNN international ads are regional!

Fair enough

WannaHowzit:
: remind me to never visit Nigeria

LOL do you even need a reminder? I never heard of a South African that put Nigeria as a possible holiday destination in their bucket list.

TayserMahrii:

Never seen people so proud of theft like those folks. I mean, the first thing they did when they got independence was to steal a song

Kaz's ancestors for you.Now Kaz is here trying steal glories.

koffos:
What's her story??..



South Africans come and educate us.


Xhosanostra

Irongalaxy

Jaceblaze.


And the rest

..........??

Metallica - Sanitarium

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6Dfo4zDduI

"Welcome to where time stand still, where no leaves and no one will"...

forgiveness:
Bring it on.

Let us go there.

The market dey South Africa. Na for dere dem buy come.

See as d gworimapa dey shine. E don chop human being tire.

You were saying?...wetin una dey yap?

pacretus:
the Australian flag was designed after the British, Queen Elizabeth is the Queen of Australia, that doesn't mean they are less developed or are answerable to the UK.

You can't accuse TZ of stealing your national anthem when they used it first. Cheez. Such quir humans

It's ours they tooks our precious.

forgiveness:
Worry about the cannibals in your paradise.

I know you are one of the lucky ones to have stayed alive until now. Perhaps, you are one.


One of the suspects allegedly walked into a police station in the central South African town on Friday while holding human body parts, including a leg and a hand, and confessed to being “tired of eating human flesh,” according to the newspaper.

You serve human heads in hotels? How far market for una giant of Africa?

Acadavah:
That's a false explanation. The hymn was not South African national anthem and was not written for purpose to be SA national anthem. When Tz adopted it, was not a national anthem of any country.

For instance "God save the king" was written for King of France when he was ill. But the British, German Empire and lots of countries like 15 adopted it as their national anthem. So if Today France adopt it as their national anthem would they say the Brits stole our national anthem? That will be ridiculous.

-Written by a South African
-sang by the ANC
-stolen by Tanzania


*screen fades to black*
*people start to make their way out of the cinema*

THE END

Problemkid1:
After getting busted you're trying to twist the talk. Dummy dummy dump dump

Theenchanter I hail oooh!!

Birds of a feather flog together.

How did he bust me?

XhosaNostra:
Thanks to DNA test lol.

...and analysis of dental formula...ogres have humongous jawline .They most likely knew what they were dealing with before the DNA tests could even resume.

forgiveness:
How come Mbeki who stayed here for years and later became your president was not eaten, huh?

He was lucky.Had he stayed longer than he should have eh.I no fit tok wetin hungry pesin pikins would turned him into las las

Gravediggaz - nowhere to run,nowhere to hide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPGAXjwKOyk

"I circle like a shark when the first blood drips"..

theenchanter:
there's no Nigerian name called Victor Vinnetou and nothing showed he's a Nigerian.

Xhosanostra made that up.

What if the name you posted here was one of his many other aliases? Nigerians are notorious for faking passports.But anyway I don't wanna get too involved in this one.

XhosaNostra:
Especially back then because they had bigger fish of their own to fry.
Btw, South Africa is still following leads. We want him back even if it's only the skull left. A few years ago they did a DNA test on a guy serving time in a Canadian prison. The guy claimed to be a South African that fled to Nigeria during the Apartheid years, so the government thought that maybe they have finally found him. Waste of time & resources, turned out he was a Nigerian talking out of his ass.

Hope they find him/or the his remains so his family can be freed from the constant anxiety.

Haha he wanted out of jail but going to his home country was not an option so he had to claim to be South African.

forgiveness:
Which Hector?

The one shot in South Africa during apartheid?

How can a dead person write letters? You go fit read am if dem tell you say na ghost write am?

Mene mene tekel upharsin?

See! these are the results of schooling under Sambisa forest trees.


The person that wrote the letter is the guy carrying Hector