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Released early from mental institution some people need to have their thread-making privileges revoked LOL

Kaiser Chiefs - Ruby


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qObzgUfCl28

Yobeezy:
Between Kenya and Nigeria, which is a zoo?
It's only in Nigeria where they're the 5th largest producer of oil in the world yet 100 million of its citizens are languishing in extreme poverty.
Your citizens are synonymous with criminality activities in every country that they step into this world, that's why they're being killed and deported, you've got the highest rate of ritual killings and witchcraft in Africa, 40 million Nigerians are mentally mad, so Nigeria is the biggest zoo.

Czech Republic was even willing to pay Nigerians for them to leave their country.Imagine the amount of hate that someone must have for you to even be willing to pay you to disappear .Czech Republicans must be fed up just like the rest of the world is lol

Capernum:
It's completely useless arguing with the superiority of Nigeria to other African nations. Its a fact too obvious to question.

With the weakest passport in Africa?

XhosaNostra:
He says he's half-Malawian & half-Swati lol. Imagine the utter rubbish!

No South African ancestry? his/her take on anything South African is invalid

XhosaNostra:
No Jace, women are usually not as easily excitable. Like, you could stand in front of most women in all your nekkid glory & I can bet my bottom Rand, many would turn away in disgust. I can't say I know fo sho what pushes some people into committing adultery, because to me it doesn't make sense to have sex for the sake of having sex, especially with someone you're not emotionally involved with. It's just too weird.

hmmm I get it

XhosaNostra:
Please read this for a good laugh

http://ninaewapenda..com/2012/09/any-kwerekwere-freedom-fighter-worthy_15.html

lol.What delusional kwerekwere wrote this funny piece?

XhosaNostra:
Hehehe. Hawu! That happens only when you turn a whòre into a housewife, methinks

Wow!! I call it succumbing to nature's call

XhosaNostra:
Looooool. Not all women. For me, it's one of those things that impress me the least. You can pull out your signature move or even levitate like an apparition while doing it, it won't make me love you more or less. It's just sex, nothing new.

Let me just say 80% of women will cheat if the sex ain't good,even a man who takes care of all the bills is not exempted from that.Women will even cheat with "garden boys" in the hour of need

XhosaNostra:
Isn't it true though? Is sex that important to you that you can stay with someone even if you're unfulfilled elsewhere?
That's a relationship being held together by a single thread, waiting to come undone imo.

I agree.Sex can't be the only anchor of a relationship but it comes first on the list of the most important ingredients .Don't matter how emotionally attached you are as a man,if you not using your tool right the woman will look elsewhere.

Clingy - pulling me back


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAHV2hIyl0M

XhosaNostra:
A relationship with all the best sex in the world, if it lacks substance, that one too is worthless.

I have dated someone that was extremely good in bed & unfortunately, that was about the only thing good about him. Funny some people seem to have this idea that, if they can make you roll your eyes to the back of your head & have you convulsing in the bedroom, their work is done. NOPE, it isn't. A relationship is more than just having you grunting like a hog on top of me. Seriously, certain things can just put me off someone in an instant. Good sex game or not, if he's not emotionally & mentally stimulating, that's just not enough for me. A man that can dìckmatize me is still an egg in his mother's ovaries. I could touch myself & get the same feeling in 2 seconds flat So what else are you about to make me wanna be with you? The plus side of dating someone shouldn't only be about sex. Bring your A-game. Be different. Be able to hold a conversation without your sausagey fingers doing almost all the work for you. TBH, most guys are too predictable & boring.

Who's child is this mara

Stupid people using infants as scapegoats for their materialistic lusts

Afroman - because I got high


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw

TMKsouth:
Ja, either they are really dumb or, as I suspect, there's an ulterior motive to generate negative sentiments about SA to the world. Total power struggle.

This

Modernist:
Come on dude be factual if it's anything South Africa has the highest level of HIV infections on earth he can't get AIDS from infants

So he can't get AIDS from infants but he can get it just by being in South Africa? ...does being dumb and ignorant come as second nature to you people?

TMKsouth:
I repeat... Which "party leaders" in SA make overt xenophobic statements?

There's too much misrepresentation of South Africa by Nigerians in particular. Even our Minister of International Relations alluded to this just last week when your students were giving SA ultimatums.

Nigerians are not allowed to die while in SA.It doesn't matter the circumstances surrounding the death,xenophobia ultimately will be the answer to every mysterious demise lol ...see brain capacity na

Modernist:
Your country seems to be doing a Good job in that aspect.

Even with your high level of HIV infected infants? whatever Buhari might bring home will be like a drop in the ocean,won't be noticed.

Modernist:
H should not sha come home with HIV AND AIDS We to send am back

How can he come home with something you already have in abundance?

Nate Dogg - Hardest man in town


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0KRzMrggLU

holluwai:
Yes I agree also the leaders in South Africa need to toned down their rhetorics and speak more on loving foreigners to South Africans....it’ll help a lot. Instead of calling them kwere kwere

With the way kwerekweres are terrorising us I don't see South Africans listening to any speech about LOVE.Okay why don't you guys be our litmus test and let your government speak on loving Boko Haram to you? I'll like to see how that goes,if it doesn't work then don't expect us to try a failed method either

Even the president has to make an excuse/fake diplomacy to be outside Nigeria,if the country is unbearable even to a president imagine what citizens are going through .What xenophobic attacks again?

Weathered:
[s]Wake up , tree-hopping Zulu.

You want me to dispute what facts? Facts like Khayelitsha is Africa's 2nd largest slum and no. 5 in the world?

Or that South Africa is the only country where citizens steal basic things like foodstuffs and beverages from migrants to eat?

I really need to know which of your parents were senile and what age it became full blown!

I really want to know when the big decline will commence in you. Because your stupidity stinks of nurture and hereditary altogether.[/s]

Come up with something new.

XhosaNostra:
LMFAO. It's that shaky voice that most older church women have. It's more pronounced towards the end of the song.

Okay.The heathen in me didn't think of church.

XhosaNostra:
It is. And I keep cracking up at his vay-vay Do you know what a vay-vay is, Jace?

Don't know,but sounds like it would make a cool name for a lubricant

XhosaNostra:
I don't even remember how I sang the lyrics before this revelation. I'm still in shock lol.

Now that's true!

Haha.the song is still catchy nonetheless

XhosaNostra:
Looooollz, I never realized the lyrics of this song were so durty. Bob, the nauty, nauty bwoy

"and if you cry I'm gonna push it some more oh ho" lol the things we discover as we get older...

This and Ginuwine's Pony have to be the dirtiest songs ever recorded.

Bob Marley-A lalala long


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JhwxTen6yA

Facebook lover?? this new generation will learn the hard way.How does one fall in love with a Facebook account?

Africa should have a different calendar from the rest of the world.

Miaraka:
Chai,our xenophobia don finish the image of dis khwantry na
They are "punishing" you for your own xenophobia. Not us. Leave our people out of this. Our girls played and lost. They'll win someday. It's sport. Somebody must win and for now, it's the turn of the Nigerians. Let them enjoy the limelight.
There are concrete issues, particulary crime committed by some Nigerians who are based here. Other Nigerians have nothing to worry about.
Our people have no mercy for criminals, no matter who they are, teenager or adult, local or immigrant. If you are South African you should know that they will never be kind or merciful, simply because a criminal happens to be an immigrant.

Would you recognise sarcasm if I slept you across the face with it?

What are you on about exactly?