₦airaland Forum

XhosaNostra:
What a fool! Like that's something to brag about. It makes you really wonder if some people are sane at all.
People are out there making billions, leaving legacies . This person here is proud of something that even rats have mastered. I pity people with this type of mentality.

Just yesterday during the EFF manifesto Malema was telling his sheeps that poverty should not prevent them from giving birth because the kids will survive on whatever the parents have been surviving on,he was even bragging about giving birth just like the fool on the topic.

Runalong333:
Tkmsouth , jaceblaze , lionessza6 , irongalaxy come and see how this old masai is trying to start another round with South Africans. We all know how your masai "friends " always use Nigeria to take a punch at South Africa, their secret hatred for south Africans will always Show . A dirty masai and starving masai talking bad about people with hiv as if it's not a problem in Kenya on top of their starvation and big slum dwelling population .

Where have you been? haven't seen you the entire January

rvp20182:
White.Blacks are 10% and very very few white majority listen to their music.In Africa we make that mistake.That minority music is mainstream American music.Most White Americans I met first heard of black American music in Africa.Yeah.The racial divide is such a big wall.All the big stars we know..from American..they never heard of them.Dont blame MJ for literally turning white.I met American white who first heard of rap in Kenya dafno.I have work with Yankees and their first experience with American black music is in Africa.They live in their own bubble listening to their music and have their stars

Are you aware that most consumers of RnB and rap music in the US are white? by consumers I mean the people who actually buy the CDs.Your imaginary American colleagues must be the rednecks from the rural South.

ednited:
Yes. They stole our heritages. They are brutal. By the way whites are trying to rule us by their muscle. They are blocking our voice.

I can only speak from my country and my ancestors weren't stupid. They weren't stupid at all but genius. I want to travel to the rural areas some day. I want to work close to my church to know the thought of my ancestors.

What do you know about your ancestors? Colonizers came and stole everything from your country. They came and forced your people to kneel down with thier gun.

Isn't Mandela from Africa? Africa has produced many intelligent nations but whites have always managed to push them with muscle. Africa is still producing, they steal them from their continent. They think with their nuclear bomb. Who are they to tell us who is genius? They are thievs

How can someone steal your heritage

I never said your ancestors were stupid,I just wonder how they allowed themselves to be conquered even though they were "genius"


I don't know what Mandela got to do with this.What is Africa producing at the moment?

ednited:
Has anyone tried the IQ tests??

I once heard on the radio that the Falashas ( Ethiopian Jews) had an IQ test and they were asked to eat a pasta for the test.

This is not fair! I mean almost all Africans has a bad record on IQ test and I've always wondered why. They say IQ test is dependent on the amount of food the exam receiver eats. They kinda let us beleive that Africa is doing bad on the test because of hunger. What type is this? ? ?

It's like testing us how Europeans we are than checking our brilliance. These whites are playing game

If we are going to tell ourselves THE TRUTH ....

Africans generally aren't smart at all and no truckload of excuses will ever change that.IQ tests are computerised so the excuse that the tests are genetically and racially biased fly out the window immediately,how does a computer detect who's African and who's not? besides,do we really need an IQ test for proving that Africa is inhabited by mentally slow beings who are subjected to eternal damnation?,there is so much hunger in Africa yet the continent itself is naturally blessed with fertile soil and endless natural resources that God has given us.What good use have we put all these diamonds,gold and platinum to? zero...and them come the most pathetic excuse of them all "the reason Africa is behind the rest of the world is because white Europeans stole our ideas and intelligence",like really? intelligence is now a tangible thing that can be snatched? Africa has a bad record of IQ test because Africans are ignorant,infatuated with stone age life and the lack of abstract thinking that is very vital when it comes to innovative ideas.We are incapable of thinking out the box and that is why in millions of years of our existence we haven't invented anything that helps in the advancement of humanity.

TMKsouth:
U quoted me first dumbass bleached gorilla. Google how to use the internet.

dead...

wait......from skull minining to stealing panties?

ranch2000:
Who the hell is niniola? Don't even care to know. I don't listen to that crap afrobeat. I could throttle some of our DJs for playing that nonsense. Next time u in the club u should notice how Nigerians constantly approach the Dj booth. Making requests and paying Coke money to the dj for their songs to be played and popularised.

LOL I get so pissed whenever in the club and a dj suddenly starts to rape our eardrums with that noisy crap.I remember Dj Mahoota playing at News Cafe in Bloemfontein,all of a sudden in the middle of his session he starts to play afrobeat and me and my bros quickly left for Cubana that was across the street,DJs should really stop forcing it down our throats.

theenchanter:
she's versatile, she's also good.

Though, she admitted that she wasn't expecting Maradona to be highly accepted in SA.

Whoever produced Maradona must have studied SA style of production pretty well,btw she is way better vocally than the overrated Tiwa Savage.

theenchanter:
LMAO collaboration is d bringing together of different style but same genre. When two different type of artist collaborate, one will sing d chorus while d other take d verses but that doesn't happen in most cases since artists are now versatile.

No wonder u can't compete with 9ja in music, u guys don't know she!t.

Keep enjoying niniola by d way, 9ja's gift to SA.

She had to deviate from your one dimensional afro beats to a more SA-sounding music to be accepted in South Africa.

PROVERBZ:
ebony life was removed from dstv 'south Africa' south Africans want to embrace american culture they try to speak like them and rap like them in the music videos which fails woefully because of the south African accent if someone wanted to watch of listen to American entertainment they just watch american entertainment not fake wanna bees

low views and streams of music videos by south African artist is a proof all south African entertainment starts and ends in south Africa sometimes it slips into neighbouring countries like Zimbabwe so am not surprised that they failed to embrace ebony life

ebony life is on cable TV in america while sky recently opened a new channel called yanga TV only for nigerian entertainment nobody cares foe south african movies or songs or premier soccer league even with its good quality cameras

lastly we don't care for dstv infact we want them gone the channels we watch on dstv don't show south African content Africa magic MTV base , sound city nick etc

On the first bolded:you're right about one thing,copycats deserve no recognition at all because the original product will always be better than the imitation but my gripe with your statement is your one sided criticism of the fake American accent cause I have heard more of the fake accent from Nigerian TV presenters and many of your artists.Clean your backyard before you bother with others'


second bolded:Your music gets more views thanks to your population,and always remember it was SA music channels that exposed your entertainment to the rest of Africa.Never bite the hand that feeds you.


Third bolded:If you really wanted DStv gone you all would have stopped paying for it but for some reason the subscription keeps increasing,clearly someone is lying.

ranch2000:


Anyway,
This future-something saint is blabbing on bout brotherly love while his people deal in drugs, prostitution and human trafficking in our house.

the nerve....


Oh and funny we were talking about District 9 and later it was on e-tv,did you watch? I didn't know Peter Jackson (director of The Lord of the rings) was involved with the movie,I would have watched the moment it was released if I had known.

ranch2000:
Who's "we"? Have u ever heard of Nigeria being acknowledged for anything in SA. Read and weep:

SA Lists States That Helped Their Apartheid Fight - Nigeria Not Listed! - Foreign Affairs - Nairaland

https://www.nairaland.com/2284410/photo-sa-lists-states-helped

Actually,we do acknowledge them for something,like every time there's crime related to human trafficking and drugs we usually look for a Nigerian name and guess what? they represent well in that department.

ranch2000:
Great computer graphics. Mixed reviews about the storyline though. But it's about an alien invasion of Johannesburg. The Nigerians are the Aliens that feed on humans.

haha The plot sounds far more accurate than Hollywood's imaginary depiction of aliens in Will Smith's Independence Day.I wanna check the movie out.

ranch2000:
Great computer graphics. Mixed reviews about the storyline though. But it's about an alien invasion of Johannesburg. The Nigerians are the Aliens that feed on humans.

LMAO

futurist369:
aren't you ashamed if yourself? Insulting your fellow African brother..... Is this how usa citizens insult their European brothers?dumb ass Africans

Is this an attempt at diplomacy or what?

jakandeola:
barstard south animal why dont u live a naija blog and start urs or attend a festival DAT u all walk naked. I watch on YouTube how u disgrace ursef walk naked ur girls are too cheap.HIV rapist dog na naija mata go kill u south animals oyibo slave

Give me your mama and papa's contact details.I'm a qualified speech therapist and I wanna ask them why they neglected your mental retardation while it was in its early stages.

ranch2000:
Bcoz they were portrayed as drug dealers, pimps and cannibals. It hit home, they just couldn't handle it.

Oh I see.I never watched the movie btw,is it good?

TMKsouth:
Burn it down, no other country will come build u malls. Which other country gave u proper supermarkets b4 we did? Huh? And to think we exported our worst brand, Shoprite and yet I guys are so grateful

Football: Have hosted the WC and have multiple World-Class state of the art football stadiums. Not to mention Rugby, cricket, athletics, hockey, netball arenas, olympic-sized swimming pools, F1 racing tracks, etc etc. We beat u 10-0 when it comes to organisation and infrastructure. Your best players are groomed overseas coz of pathetic everything - ours are home-brewed.

Music: U are one-dimensional, afrobeat or whatever it's called. It's gonna run out of fashion soon. Anyway, thanx for shooting your videos down here, we appreciate the tax revenue - it makes us richer. I wonder why u not shooting in Lagos PH and abuja Hmmmm. Anyway, SA has Grammy awards and a diverse music industry.

Movies: Nollywood sucks, I don't watch that crap. Bad for the eyes and eyes. Long tiring storylines. In SA we have an Oscar and multiple nominations. Oops, just remembered District 9. Didn't u guys ban our Hollywood blockbuster due to jealousy or something

Sonyinka/chimanda/etc
John Kani, Trevor Noah, Charlize Theron, etc etc

They have to shoot their music videos here,if not then where will they get beautiful & curvaceous video vixens to dance in their videos? have you seen how flat their women's behinds are?


Why did they ban district 9?

dominique:
Rubbish. Have they issued warnings about their men that brutally batter, maim and murder their women? Their country is no.1 when it comes to crimes of passion, the cops seem to be doing nothing about it.

Don't display your illiteracy and autism on a public forum,you are embarrassing your country.Nigerians are global criminals and every government that warns its people about your uncouth countrymen is justified in doing so,I'm not saying all your people are bad but if talking ratios one can't help but be realistic,1 out of every 5 Nigerians is a scammer,human trafficker,drug dealer, etc.You have no one to blame for the hate you get internationally but yourselves.Crimes of passion? that one is an internal issue that ONLY South Africans will deal with,and Crimes of passion also tip the scale in Nigeria so you have no room to play a moral policeman/woman when it comes to that,you even kill family members for organs

long story short:SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

IronGalaxy:
I honestly don't understand Nigeria's obsession with this show

Eintlek where does it originate?

And what in the name of Jehovah is 400 level?

XhosaNostra:
Exactly! I was so shocked when I saw one looking like a newborn, back in 2002. Hairless & ravaged by HIV.

Don't even speak of the early 2000s.people were careless back then and then our president Mbeki said AIDS was a conspiracy while people were dying

XhosaNostra:
Just take a look at this coincidence!

lol spot on.

XhosaNostra:
Lol, no need to tell me about the military type & psychopathic behaviour. I know them too well

No, I wasn't delayed. I had numerous crushes on boys my age & a little older. I just wasn't into "old people". And thank God for that because a lot of the people I went to primary school with, are no longer here. Most of them were dating taxi drivers though.

Wasn't frustrating at all. I've always been the type that enjoys crushes more than actual relationships. I'm a daydreamer

That bolded right there is the main reason I quit dating township/kasi girls,they fùck anything around so long as they are guaranteed bunny chows and airtime...too risky,especially with the level of HIV ko kasi.

XhosaNostra:
That'd give away my age lol. The movie came out in 2000 & anyone could do the sum. Let's just say, I was too young to do most things, but old enough to take care of myself with moderate supervision

I always thought that movie came out in 2003,both 1&2 .

XhosaNostra:
Yoooh! You dodged a bullet. You'd have gotten expelled or failed on purpose.

In primary school, I didn't have those kind of thoughts for any of my teachers. They were all ancient as far as I was concerned. Only in high school did I have my 1st crush on a teacher. A certain Mr Brown. He was gorgeous. IDK if I'd have done anything with him, but I was totally infatuated with him lol.

Exactly my fears at the time,plus dude used to serve in the South African military,what a heartless guy he was.He ran the school like a military base.the sorts of punishments he used to give us were too unbearable.


Is it safe to say you were delayed? I mean girls' sexual desires usually kick in before boys'.I had plenty of imaginary girlfriends in primary school,I would pen letters to the girls I was eyeing but could never come forward to tell them how I felt

It must have been frustrating to be infatuated with him while he had no clue that you felt a certain way about,wasn't it?

Jaqenhghar:
Really? Was she hot?

Yes she was.

XhosaNostra:
I'm sure you made an error there @ bolded


LMFAO. Many young boys would jump at the opportunity I can understand your uncomfortability though. It's awkward when adults do inappropriate things.

Lol,Grade 7 I meant,Thanx.

I wouldn't have minded if we were alone,but in front of other 60+ learners? what could I really do? that's right was what drove me crazy and there were rumours of her dating the principal of the school.

XhosaNostra:
My sister's boyfriend

I was left alone for about a year, when my sister left the country for deployment. She gave him power of attorney since I was still a minor then, so he was responsible for paying all the bills etc. Because of this, I saw a lot of him during that time period. It was the weekend when the movie Big Momma 1st came out. He told me to get ready, he was taking me to the cinema. After the movie, he drove me home. On the way he was acting weird, which made me very uncomfortable. At one point he had his hand on my knee, while he was explaining something. I casually brushed it off. When we were outside the house, he finally said what was on his mind. I was shocked! I didn't say a word. I quickly ran into the house. A day later he apologized. What a disgusting creep! He was about 20 years older than me.

Eish saan

Back in primary school when i was doing Grade 12 my English & Life Orientation teacher once asked if any of us students knew what sex was,while no one was brave enough to raise a hand and explain,she then approached my desk and got behind me,she starts to ask me in a whispering voice if I know what sex is,and that time she is rubbing her tittìes all over the back of my head,she literally had me under her chest,while the feeling was good,it was also embamassing at the same time.I just didn't know how to tell her to step back without sounding disrespectful.

zinaunreal:
Despite all the money in the world

Nature will take its course and it doesn't recognise bank accounts.

Our private lives are slowly being snatched from us by this morden technology.I will buy iPhone when it comes with a feature that enable us to see through females' bras and panties