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@ Razorr,

I can imagine the kind of High School u went to where Niggaz brag about sleeping with girls.
What a life u have been through?
I have pondered a great deal on Nature or Nurture phenomenom and i found out interesting facts.
What makes a girl a LovePeddler? Is it hereditary(nature) or Environmental(the way she was nurtured).
I can now see urs was more of nurture than natural.
A case of a polluted daughter of a good parent.
Its funny how the environment can turn even the most well-nurtured chic into a primitive beast.
You need Jesus in your life.

@ wormed-up,

I went Far East Asia.
It got really crazy out there and i was loving it.
The place is much neater and organised than this fucking London.
I nearly settled down there until i remembered the wonderful peops i have missed on Nairaland.
Whats poppin? This Nairaland has changed a great deal.
We have more Vermins and Men latelty? Any reason?

Whats the noise about u ALARMIST?
Ohhhhhhhhhh, U are disappointed Muks is STRAIGHT.
U can still change ur sex orientaion.
Call me on 0-800-LETSFUCK

@ Mukina,

Have u forgotten our vacation in Cyprus last summer?
Dont make me look like a LIAR.
Confess your deeds and maybe u will be SAVED

Gay LovePeddler? No thanx.

I am straighter than a ruler and i have more than 20 conquests on Nairaland.
Besides that, only queer bitches associate 'emselves with gay politicians.
Like Desmond Tutu said, it takes one to know one.
U FUCKING PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Razorr,
Maybe you are wrong.
From what i gathered, I heard one law applies to the RICH and one applies to the POOR.
If you are rich, there's no single thang u cannot get away it. If Poor, U are always a victim for the rest of ur life.
Always looking over your shoulder for cops, car-jackers, pick-pockets, robbers and whores like u.

Intel says most of ur top politicians in the Northern part of the country are Butty-men.
How come these poofs haven't been brought to book?
For instance, someone like u should be banged up and throw the keys into the lagoon but u still go around molesting men up and about the country.
Ya country is ill.

@ razorr,
For a start, I don't stay in Nigeria.

Is anything illegal in Nigeria?
You are such a sod!
Nigeria would rank among developed nations if only 1% of the laws are kept.
But what do we have? Nymphets like Razorr chatting me up to get her daily vaginal tremors + clitoral erections !!!!!!!!
You are such a fucking PERV.
Ya final destination could be HELL.

I can't believe ur low level of intelligence.
So u don't know there are lesbian marriages now?'
Get some exposure, get a DOG, get bleeped up!!!!!!!!!!!

@ wormedup,

Fucking Hell!
I heard u got drafted to IRAQ.
Bleep's wrong? U came home early or is u HIT in the kneecaps?

Wait a minute,
Lets get this straight!

Can Mukina and Razor be lesbians?
There's nuthing new under the sun.
Afterall, Razorr is a chic with a manliness(Hermaph) and Muks is butch.
What a combo? Hermaph Bi-sexual + Homosexual.
I am sorry for y'all future.

Muks, lets chat!
I have got a message for u.


@ Chike-amas,
I wont sink to your level and start trading words with u.
First all, u need to get some English lessons because i can't make out sense from what u spew.
Why so many semi-illiterate cyber-roaches these days?
Ooops, i get it----------------they have just been let out of Darfur refugee camps.

I used to get the feels from my Bitch(Razorr)
Now i throw shields on ma di.ck to stop me from her HIV shit.
Well, i got this rhyme shit sold and when my Glock unloads, i am guaranteed anutha video.
Ready to fly, why i act this way
The Gambian's pop duke left mom duke,the gay took the back way.
So instead of making Razorr suck ma manliness up
I probably do a stick-up because Razorr irritates me like a hiccup.


@ Chike-amas,
The only thing i am going to say to u is: u are wrinkled CUNT.
You are a perfect resemblance of what Mukina's cunt might look like when she turns 123 years.


@ Muks,
I am not your darling. You have got the wrong Jackal.
There is Black Jackal and the white one is featuring soon on NL.

@ Somze,
Get ur stinkin' ass outta here.
Your comments sucks.

I dedicate this to Razorr and The Gambian!!!!!!!

Bitch, Keep Talkin'
Keep on poppin off, flip them JAWS because
We ain't STOPPIN'
We ain't got to PROVE shit to y'all
So all yall can LICK MA BALLS and
Keep WANKIN'!

Keep on POPPIN' that shit you POPPIN'
Cause we ain't STOPPIN' cause
You ain't STOPPIN' us!
We ain't got to PROVE shit to y'all
So all y'all can LICK MA BALLS and
Keep WANKIN'

@ Razorr,

Mind ur own bizznizz.
Tell you what, u talk too much grime!

Who are these leprechauns swearing profusely on this thread?
When will u guys realise footballers are mere mercenaries?
Loyalty belongs to the fans and not the players so why blame Henry for moving on?
Whether y'all like it or not players will come in and go at every point in their career so leave HENRY alone.

United have lost players in Cantona, Cole, Beckham, Ruud and Schmeichel.
Y'all peops need to adapt quick and DEAL with the situation.
What do u expect any player to say @ his new club?
Erm, erm, i was forced to join this club, i really didn't wanna come to Barcelona?
Not all players will do a U-turn like Mikel "gay" OBI.

@ J-K,

I am yet to meet a dull Dutch Striker.
Dirk Kuyt was my own Liverpool's player of the season.
His work-rate last season was phenomenal and if Chelsea or United had signed him,u would have seen him in a different light.
Kuyt is lethal and if u compare him to Drogba's 1st season then u will see what i am saying.

@ Akola,

I watched more matches than most people in England because United has a humongous fanbase in ASIA.
This is not an alliance or whatever u might call it but i have been around for long to know that no individual is bigger than any English club.

Blimey!!!!!!!! We are talking about a London club not Sharks of Port Harcourt.
Henry's departure was huge but Life must go on.
Afterall, Eric Cantona left Man United and the club went on to win the TREBLE in 1999.

Stop teasing the gunners and lets discuss more technical issues.
This Henry's fiasco has been too over-flogged.
I am currently watching Chelsea's season review and can't u guys get an English tutor for Didier Drogba?

@ Razz-razorr,

Why are you getting clitoral erections for me?
Stop chasing me on Nairaland, I am married to a Gambian!


@ Loyikz,
You are absolutely spot-on.
I realised Chelsea fans are divided.
Some fans support the club while majority support Mourinho. There's another large army that supports the Russian Billionaire just because he is RICH.
In january during the heights of Roman and Mourinho FEUD, i realised how bleeped-up this Chelsea club was being run.
How can a 250 million pound investement turns out deficit even after 3 years?
Abrahamovic would have been better off investing in Pure water factory in Agege!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At least there wouldn't have been a shallow-minded Portugese questioning his authority.


@ Somze,
I made the point to show some beclouded souls that Henry's departure is not ARSENAL's doom.
You jumped on the prat train by bringing West Ham into it and all of a sudden u are tired of argument.
Don't start a FIRE u can't kill u bloody muppet!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's nothing in your comments that can even make me feel u are matured!!!!!!!!!
If i can make a wild guess, u cannot be more than 15 years of age.
If i flip the script, maybe u are 45  years but your brain was mal-nourished which condemned u to an IQ of 36.

@ J-K,

I can see where u are coming from but Dutch players have a pedigree with goal scoring.
Correct me of i am wrong, Ruud, Bergkamp, Kluivert, Van Persie, Roy Makaay, Huntelaar, Kuyt etc.
There's a bigger risk of failure on Spaniards compared to Dutch strikers as far as scoring goals is concerned.
Fernando Torres is a brilliant player but something within me says he might end up like Chelsea's SHEVCHENKO.
We don't want to see that now,do we?

@ Razorr,

Of course, Chelsea remains United's biggest threat and thats why SAF is splashing out to neutralise ur assault.
Our players are younger and they are not over-rated like Lampard and Joe Cole.
Lest i forget, when are we inspecting ur chesticle to check for the authenticity?

@ Somze,

Being a soccer novice that u are, u fail to realise Football ain't mathematics.
Tottenham destroyed Chelsea at White Hart lane but was trounced 4-0 by the RED DEVILS so shuuuuuuuush.
Talking about Ruud, he was the only out and out striker United had in the team so how could anyone have come close to his scoring rate?
Were u deaf when Ferguson said MAN UTD team has to spread the goals  to win the title after RUUD was sold?
The problem about u Chelskites is u don't even understand the dynamics of the game. You just huff and puff like poofs in a park.


Roman is a Billionaire so is Malcolm Glazer.
I am yet to see Glazer draw out a team list for Ferguson or tell him what player to buy.
Chelsea is so disorganised that we don't even know who's calling the shots behind the blue curtain.
Sheva's failure to sparkle has been blamed on Mourinho. Mourinho turned around and said it was the boss and the boss said it was Peter Kenyon.
Anyways, like Gallas said, CHELSEA HAS NO CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best believe it------------Gallas knows what he was saying when he said that.

@ J-K

Fernando Torres? Why not Huntelaar?
He is young and other Premiership teams won't see him coming.
Imagine Wazza, Ronaldo and Huntelaar running at John Terry and Carvalho?
Could be a nice spectacle, innit?
Huntelaar will be another Ruud Van Nistelrooy for Ferguson and between me and u, I will always prefer a DUTCH STRIKER to a SPANIARD.

Aiiight kids!

Put an end to all this childish rants and moans.
Henry's departure might turn out to be a good omen for ARSENAL.
What happened after Ruud Van Nistelrooy left Man Utd? United won the Premiership that has evaded em for 4 years.
No player or individual is bigger than any club except in Chelsea so hush it.

Mourinho admitted he lost the Premiership because Petr Cech was out for several months.
In other words, Cech is greater than Chelsea,innit?
Buncha poofz!

@ Loyika,
Don't mind these leprechauns.
I believe this Arsenal team will go places if Wenger gets the right guys to do the job upfront.
Afterall, these young lads without HENRY beat the Premiership champions home and away and THE FAKE SPECIAL ONE could only manage to draw 'em.

@ Rikkijen,

SAF is keeping the chase away from the media and i am loving it.
I'd have loved to see either Huntelaar, Tevez, Torres or Berbatov wearing the number 10 shirt for UNITED.
United must go for the jugular and sign one of these progidies to guarantee the premiership next season.

Nani, Anderson and Owen Hargreaves are good buys.
I have always known Nani to be a dangerous winger who will follow the exploits of Giggsy.
Owen will be UTD's pit-bull in the mould of Gattuso!
I am keeping tabs on Anderson in the Brazil team of COPA AMERICA.

BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Akola,

Where is Vieira?
I am desperately looking for him.

@ Debosky,

That was a bit HARSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone is CURIOUS of the Jackal.
Direct that question to other members on NL.
Am i a Nigerian? I am from Congo.
A descendant of Patrice Lumumba.

Aiiyo MAKAVELI, gimme the bullets that was left in ur belly.
Lemme bust baq on these wankers till they turn cold and sweaty!

I can't believe NL now has an association of WANKERS.
Mukina, whats a shroom?
Tell me what it is and i'll give u a SLAP.

Not so fast!

Ashewo!

Blimey,
Are u saying you will show me if i stay patient?
You could be stepping on sharp stones,negress!
Watch your back,someone is getting jealous!

Intel reaching me say its FAKE.
Lets see it if u think otherwise.

@ Somze,

Feel what for Razorr?
Ohh ma days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If she was the last female on planet Earth, i'd drink CYANIDE to end the frustration.

@ Razorr,
I HATE u wiv a passion cos u exude no CLASS.
Like i mentioned earlier, get some poshness in ur life.
I am too tushed for a BUSH chic like you,
Negress pleaaaaaaase, not with ur fake left CHESTicle.

This Razorr lass wont just go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If Loyika is full of shite then u are the SHITE.
Ya have no morals + scruplez and thatz why NL heads think u are a LovePeddler.
Get educated Get bleeped !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But can he?
What do u think will happen to him if UEFA evades him again next season?
U have to understand the stakes are high now and fans run out of patient quickly these days.
I don't see any manager again spending 10 years,let alone 20 years in one club.
In that view, Mourinho can never match Fergie's achievements.