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Definitely!
PC players can play against console players online

Are u a PC player? I think i have max. respect for y'all PC players.
How the Bleep do u co-ordinate moves playing on a PC? I tried it once and it was the hardest thang ever.
I play on PS2. The major football games are not out on PS3 yet in the UK and thats bollocks to me.
FIFA 08 wont come out till september and Pro Evolution 7 wont be out till october.

Sony and all these major gadget companies always have us short-changed in the UK.
This PS3 console was launched in the UK just 4 months ago with a staggering price of 490 pounds($1000)
The folks in America pay just 499 dollars for this machine and it has been launched in the USA since last year.

Whats more?
If u buy your console in the USA at a cheaper price, u can't play the UK games on it.(Its not going to work)
It means u have to buy both the console and the games in America to play OR stick to UK games and a very expensive UK console.
The whole process is a rip-off. I wake up every morning feeling like a prodigal son for buying this console because there are no good games out yet to play on it.

I agree with u 110%

RIQUELME is class.

@ debosky,

Why dont u connect to the internet and lets play there?
I have been playing foe the last 5 months though so i wld be inches sharper than u.
Nevertheless, lets kick ourselves off the park. I use Man Utd, what team do u use?

@ Hucarson,

What cha think?

@ Hucarson,

What are u on about?
Why do u need a female? Is u getting married?
The only lass recommendable here is Razorr.
Can u handle her tantrums? She's femme fatale.

@ Razorr,

U reckon?
Man United will be a mean machine next season.
The amount of extensive damage this team will cause next season is humungous.
Other teams should start pissing their pants off cos United boys are rearing to blow.
Tevez should join by next week and United flies to the Far East Asia for its pre-season tour.
Future is very bright!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Hucarious,

Your wish was granted.
Kieran Richardson has moved to Sunderland. He should have his medicals by monday.
I dunno why Ferguson is holding on to Mikel Silvestre.
He should be shipped to West Brom or Sunderland as well.

Saha should also go. Tha French lad is a national deception.
He gets fot for 3 weeks and crocked for 17 weeks after.
Louis is an excess luggage, Saha should go to Arsenal.

That was HARSH.

MouthAction's dad musta been stupid indeed.
Wore a rubber the wrong way? Buhahahahahaha Buhahahahahahahaha

Huca, i had a long day.
Nigga gotta crash.
Tomorrow might be the day of the taking.
Feel me? Conserve ur ammo. There might be more roaches to burn.
Conserve ur ammo!

Hucar,

Don't vent ur anger on these wankstarz.
Let em build up their PDP and lets see their vector(magnitude and direction)
I will wait till they have 12 members then we take em.
12 Vs 2 seems unfair but we will have these losers for dinner.
I am calling it a wrap now.
Lets get back to YIM.

Debosky,
These rats dont know anything.
What do u xpect? A loser watching 8 mile on pirated DVD in lagos suddenly thinks he's MC.
He doesnt even know what the word PLAGIARISM is until i spewed it on this thread.
Let him display his ignorance and then we know where to shank him.

Hucarson,

Gracious me, where the hell have u been?
U couldnt have shhowed up at the right time.
Some wankstas here are raising the bar. Just like the old days.
Pls dont get involved yet. I am trying to make body-counts of this PLAGIRISATION party(sounds like PDP) to me but i aint sure.
Lets chat on YIM, leave these idiots alone for now.
Ssup homie, nigga i missed u.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The siege has started already.
SMEAGOL is campaigning for support to fight a lone soldier . . . . . . . .The Jackal.
I am loving this.
Smeagol and MouthAction, 2 homosexuals will def'ly have things in common.
Sucking each other's manliness at night time.
Cant believe this shyte but its good in the hood.
I wont start battling u guys till u can number up to 12(like Wu-tang clan).

Stack up more members cos u losers ain't tight enuff to shake me grounds.
Ma niggaz are ready to go but i insist i wanna fight this battle alone.
Somze is accusin of Plagiarizing but 90% of his rhymes came from Papoose!
Can we be bovvered about that? Nah . . . . . . .U are garbage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Somze + Ferlie = SMEAGOL and DEAGOL.

You guys are just buncha clowns.
It seems Somze = Ferlie but we r still not sure.
We r running a DNA match so it wont be too long now.

@ SMEAGOL,

Don't u get tired with your President/George Bush/B2B bombers?
The last time i checked u were 37 years.
Get real fool, Get smart.
If u want to battle . . . . . . .Lets battle.
Stop all these rants u and your gay bedmate are spewing.
Like Menike told ya, I got Nairaland wrapped around me hands.
If u don't think so. . . . . . . .  Lets do 800 bars and letz see if i wont make u choke on your blood u sonofabitch.
Go and bring all your wackass crew. . . . I am ready to break spinez!

Ssup MENIKE,

Where the heck have u been?
Is u ill? Holla back faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast!

@ Mr Ferile,
You r just a nicompoop so i wont sink low to talk with a leprechaun like u.

@ Somze aka SMEAGOL

You r the biggest fool on Nairaland.
Lemme school u a bit because u seem too retarded to understand how things have worked on Nairaland.
There was actually a firm called the FAM on the freestyle thread.
Jackal was assigned to write all the rhymes for the fam to fight the hoodboyz.
Reyes4evam Jagenne and Hucarson and Beyunce were all members of the FAM last year so shut your trap.
If u don't suffer conjuctivitis, all these peops gave props n credits to the Jackal in every lyric they wrote on Nairaland in that same thread.
Ya allegations are lame and for Bleep's sake, stop using the word PLAGIARISATION.
You stole the word from me when i accused KITAUN of plagiarising my story on this same thread.
C'mon homie, give up or self-service off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Le Chacal is tons better than u!!!!!!!!

@ Somze,

I wrote those rhymes for 'em.
U dont even understand me being a ghost-writer.
It's crazy but u r too dull!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ivy1234,

Hey,
Were u able to ship ur goods?

@ Ess,

U have missed the point!!!!!!!!!
I agree with anyone here that PES 1-4 are all better than all the FIFA games that have ever existed BUT FIFA 06 and 07(PS 2 version) is better than PES 5 and 6.
The commentary is top-notch and the overall game play is classy.
I am an ardent fan of PES but i was very disappointed with PES 6. 2 weeks after i bought my PES 6, i got bored and decided to try FIFA 06 & 07.
These two games are the revelation of this decade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr Ess, pls try and get FIFA 07 and come back here and tell us how it feels.
They have made improvements on the controls so u can actually pick the controls that matches the one of PES games so u shouldn't have a problem.
A trial will convince u.
PES has to make a major improvement on PES 7 due to be out this autumn.
FIFA all the way.

@ RUUDIE,

Forgive Somze for he knows not what he does.
How do u expect a half man-half beast to he behave himself?
Somze's DNA has been compromised and this is why he snaps at everyone.
I had to go to the very dungeons of Kilimanjaro to unravel the mystery surrounding Somze's existence.
Lets forgive his animalistic manners.

Somze aka SMEAGOL,
Are u taking your injections?
Pls follow the instructions religiously.
U should be well in anutha 104 weeks from now if u adhere strictly to ur medications.
Erm, erm, at this junction, we hereby drop the curtain.
IT'S A WRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Admin,
PLEASE LOCK THIS THREAD UP!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry Somze.
It was bang outta order but i couldnt help exposing the SIMILARITIES.

Lets do some more battle in the evening.
I gotta bounce n do something important.
I hope the punch below the BELT would heal by then.

Bye, SMEAGOL.


@ Razorr,

Are u saying Somzee is SMEAGOL?
Nah . . . . . I refuse to believe that.
How come? How the Bleep did this metamorphosis happen?
Fucking hell . . . . . . .Oohhhh i get it, Its a lunar thing.
Somze becomes SMEAGOL every full MOON of the month.
Remember WEREWOLF IN PARIS?

@ Somze,

Ohhhhhhhhh, Vermins don't flee quick, roaches don't die quick.
Stop scuking on me manliness and let me deal with this sleek.
So Plagiariser is a word, i can bet they formed it because u flawed.
Brawl, Sprawl, u can maul . . . . .  But don't crawl.
In this Rap Game, i am a legend
I have been called a trident because i am strong-minded.
Ya life aint worth a penny when we spin a roulette
21 gun salute will always be for me whilst u take a bullet in your gullet.
In the Jungle, The Jackal roams and scans for prey.
Somze is like a herbivore in the habitat that will always stray.
You gon' die gay. . .  . . . Please go die in a parking lot.



HOW MANY PEOPS THINK SOMZE acted SMEAGOL in the Lord of the Rings.
In case u don't know SMEAGOL, check this,

Somzee is in Eedris basement writing nursery rhymes.
I hope he doesnt come here again to blow his usual grammer.
U better get ur umbrella like RIHANNA b4 u get hit by grammatical missiles.
I am immuned to it so i dont need it. Are u?

@ Everyone,

If u honestly think Somze looks like SMEAGOL(Lords of the Ring) please shout S M E A G O L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


This Nigga is a transexual being.
One testicle-one ovarium and no cerebrum!!!!!!!
If he marries a fool like him, he will produce idiotz!!!!!!!!!!!

somze:
JACKAL THE HOUND HAS BEEN UNCOVERED AS A RHYME PLAGIARIZER

PLAGIARIZER?
Ohhhhh Ma Dayz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can understand u had to put in for Adult Education as your IQ is low plus u are a semi-illiterate.
Even after 6 years of intensive learning, u still cannot use the language effectively.
There's nothing called PLAGIARIZER. . . . . . It's known as PLAGIARIST.

Who's the PLAGIARIST?
You are . . . . . David Banner, Papoose and Lil' Jon have spewed all your lines.
Can't be bovvered to create a thread because of your vices.
I'll let a jobless smeagol like u handle that.

Am i missing something? Do semi-illiterates write Rhymes in Lagos?
The last time i checked, Ruggedman and Eedris all had higher education.
But, i aint surprised. Nigerians sometimes do find emselves doing the wrong job.
You sometimes see Touts trying to be bankers, Cobblers trying to be doctors.
Somze trying to be a rapper? You bet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It seems u r a jobless tout employed to work in a cybercafe.
I just checked ur profile now . . . . .Its like a SMEAGOL dipped in a barrel of tar.
This gay keeps saying 99% of me rhymes r plagiarised
Jackal seems to want Somze's life to vapourise.

U lost the battle, go back and pls dont gamble.
Like i said, i am the snake that rattle and can buzz like a bumble.
Dont hate the playa, hate the game.
If negro cant cope pls kill the fame.
U feel me? Muthafucka, do u feen me?
Now u got fat dicks in ur mouth, how can u see me.

ITS GAME OVER.
Somze aka SMEAGOL.

Don Pedro:
Genuine ipods don't com wt radio.any 1 with radio is a china fake.last week i just got a 30G CREATIVE ZEN VISION M that has an FM Tuner.I must Confess,It is SUPERB.I Video is Xcelent.I got it for 26K at the computer village.

Only Apple makes[b] iPod[/b]!!!!!!!!!!
iPod is a name given to Apple MP3/4 brands.
Zen is not an iPod, its just another brand name of MP3 like iPod.

@ Loyika,

Thats not the case!!!!!!!!!!!
Everything gets muddled up whenever FA sniffs Man Utd on the dining table.
The FA is the biggest cunt in the land with their injustices.
Man Utd made the same deal that Liverpool made on Mascherano and there was no fuss then.
Why is there a problem now?

What is FA's business on who gets what?
I didn't hear any investigation when Mascherano moved to the Scousers so why is there a law for the Scousers and anutha for Man Utd.
Remember Wazza's red card at Amsterdam cup last season?
Steve Gerrard copped a red card at the same tournament BUT the FA allowed him to play when the season kicked off.
Rio Ferdinand's urine test?
I can go on and on.
The FA should put up or self-service off.
It's always Xmas at SOHO whenever Man United issues spring out.
Bleep the FA!!!!!!!!!

Dr Kit,

The Jackal has returned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I went on a business trip up North but i am fully back now.
Got ur offlines but it aint what we think.