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I will shoot Fergie if Heinze leaves.
Silvestre, Richardson and Saha should be the sacrificial lambs.
If Evra gets injured who will deputise for him?
I dont wanna even think about it. . . . . . . . . . . Heinze is a top dog!!!!!!!!!

Nani and Anderson's deals are reassuring.
United must land one striker before the season kicks off.
Get Carlos Alberto Tevez or ship Saha to Spurs and land Berbatov!!!!!!!!!
United must do everything possible to retain the title next season.
50 million plus is no joke.

They don't give a flying Bleep if u boycott it or not.

@Ayefele,

You bloody nusiance!!!!!!!
I was talking about the opportunity of LIFE given to a loser like u.
Idiots like u should have been made a carton of ciggarettes and let a more sensible SOUL come as a human being instead of u.
Your whole being reeks of STUPIDITY.

Whats happening in this world these days?
The moral decadence has reached astronomical heights to the extent that every tom, dic.k n harry logs online and spew bollocks.
Ayefele, a proper Ibadan hoodlum using the net? Disadvantages of civilization!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It just doesn't fit in. U should be carrying ur dane gun hunting for rodents in the bush.
Fucking Nicompoop!!!!!!!!!!

I just don't appreciate hoodlumz and miscreants abuse the opportunity given to them.
It's kinda crazy but i think you are very crude, unrefined and unbelievably STUPID.
I won't trade words with u cos its not worth it.

Who are all these VERMINS polluting our threads?
Please leave this thread if u dont have sumthing positive to say.

DEFOE at Man Utd?
I'd rather have Rasheed Yekini!!!!!!!!!!
How would DEFOE fit in with his dimunitive appearance and his lack of positional play.
The media is trying to sell England's rejects to Man Utd by force.
Owen and now Defoe?
In the next few weeks u will hear Heskey or even Ian Wright.
Buncha schmukz!!!!!!!!!!

@ RUDDIE,
Spot-on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I believe Roman Riquelme is the most under-rated player in the world.
He doesn't get the credits for the beautiful way he plays football.
His passes are top draw,exquisite and audacious.
Everything flows through him and Premiership managers should be whipped for failing to overlook this football genius.
Riquelme makes Lampard look like a poof.

Can u wanksters talk about s'thing else?
This whole HENRY-WENGER issue is getting BORING.
TT is gone for good, LIFE must go on.

@ J-K,

That kid called ANDERSON is a brilliant player.
He came in as a sub in Brazil's defeat to Mexico few days ago and he was magical but couldn't do much to save his team.
Overall, i was satisfied with his performance, energy levels and commitment.
Me feels Fergie should convert him to a striker if Huntelaar and Torres fails to make it to Man United.
Bes' believe it, ANDERSON will light up the Premiership next season!

Jackal and Razorr becoming best of pals?
I have a better chance joining the BNP(British National Party)!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's been watching the globacom league.
Ben Haim?
The Korean(LEE) at Spurs, Phil Neville(Everton) or even Silvestre(Man Utd) are better options.
Jose has lost it-TRUST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Kitaun,

Argentina is my team any day.
Riquelme's U-turn was the best news this year for me save Man Utd's Prem title.
Argentina is rich with young players like Messi and Tevez so Brazil's ass will be kicked back n forth.

@ I-man,

You are dead spot-on.
Islington is a wrong zone for any parent to raise his/her kid.
DRUGS, GUNS, KNIVES are the other of the day. What is going on?
I can't stand this surge of VIOLENCE eating the fabrics of the society.
To be honest, i am running scared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What part of the City do u stay?
I am thinking of moving further down to Kessington area.
Posh environement=peace of mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Rikkyjen,
Ben Haim and Pizarro?
A team like Chelski should be doing better than that.
If u consider what Rooney/Ronaldo did to Ben Haim last season, Mourinho must be stupid to bring the Zionist to Chelsea.
I really want to see how Chelsea will cope when ACN kicks off next January.
Lets see what the absence of Drogba, Essien, Kalou, Mikel and Geremi will do to the balance of the team.
Jose, i see nothing but TROUBLE ahead.

@ Razorr,
Trust me,I do 160 words per minute.
So it's nuthing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mind ya, i don't love u.
Not that ugly thang that looks like ET in your profile.


@ I-man,
How are u guys coping with the street violence in London these days.
These teenagers have taken gangsterism to anutha level, They have gone cuckoo.
Bloody hell, I saw some kids in black hoodies with MDP(Murda Dem Pussies) engraved on the back.
Intel says they control the City from Westminster to Soho!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Everyone,

Razorr is just a bloody attention seeker.
I normally don't get involved with Cyber-nymphets but she's been scheming to get me laid since i came back.
She's asked me to join her on YIM, hinted me about her phone number and she's used every means in the book of prostitution but i can't be bovvered!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Razorr:
Listen sweety, instead of chasing me all over nairaland, why don't you look for 10 dollars and find yourself a prostitute! I understand that you're broke, since you're just out of jail, so I'm willing to BORROW you the money.

Why would THE JACKAL lust after a girl who cannot identify the difference between LEND and BORROW?
Razorr is a semi-illiterate with no morals and any atom of family values in her up-bringing.
I don't want anyone to see her as being feral because she's just a product of her sick environment.
What do u expect? Her Daddy was a crack-head groovin in and out of jail and Momma was a single parent battling with dead end jobs and trying to raise a child suffering from acute DOWN'S syndrome.
For Razorr to have come this far in life is a BIG MIRACLE on its own so lets applaud her mean achievements.

Erm, Razorr,
I am damn sure u are getting the wrong signals.
Blimey, i won't be found dead with u sucking ma willy as I-man suggested.
Ya whole being reeks of STD's because your feral nature has made u an infection site!!!!!!!!!
You are not the only female on this blog so why is everyone picking on u?
It has to do with your floozie attitude and the fact that u are constantly seeking to be noticed.
Keep bitching from your tits to your clits as DEATH becomes u.
What u eat don"t make me SHIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't take sides with no one.
Every Nairalander will tell u i am a lone soldier and i am more than enough to fight any battle on me own.
Asking him what Ashawo has nuthing to do with taking his side.

Jackal & I-man belong to the same clan back in the days.
U wouldn't know about it as u were still in the village runnin around butt-naked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If u want WAR with me, i will bring it to your doorstep.
I do this for a living so LETS GET IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ I-man,

C'mon soldier, what the Bleep is PUTTANESCA?
Are all these words English or Vietnamese?

@ I-man,

What is Ashawo?

A Hawk?

@ Loyika,
Take it easy on the newbie, will ya?
Forgive him for he knows not what to do!

Back to footie issues.
Granted, Torres speaks no English but he has Gabriel Heinze and Gerard Pique to make things easy for him.
As a matter of fact, Football has no language so the language barrier does not really hinder any player to come to any club.
What Torres will be looking for is laurels and more laurels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure out Liverpool is miles below Man Utd and Chelsea as far as team team strength is concerned so i really don't see him getting over-excited about Liverpool.

The American owners of Liverpool don't look serious to me.
They have got a very slow approach in addressing issues and Benitez must be cursing his luck.
Can they pull this out of their hats? Ya guess is as good as mine.
I'd rather Arsenal get Torres than Liverpool as unnecessary team rotation will only condemn Torres to play 15 league matches in a whole season.

@ Razorr,
Don't believe everything u read.
Torres is on holiday and won't be back till July.
Liverpool cannot afford to pay 27.5 million pounds on Torres.
The Scousers don't splash cheddarz like that.
You need to see em to know em.

Liverpool are all talk no action.
The number of players that have been linked to the 'Pool in the last few months cannot be less than 20.
How many have they signed?
Take a chill pill, Torres will rather go to Chelski, Man United or even Spurs!

The reason is Man Utd is more an attractive side than Liverpool.
I don't see Liverpool coughing out the price-tag on Torres as Benitez's highest buy is just around 15 milla while Torres is fixed btw 22-25 million pounds.

I am not too keen on Torres but i'd rather have him than Louis Saha upfront.
Huntelaar remains my favourite as i'd suggest United needs a striker in the mould of Ruud boy!
Lets see what pans out by the end of august when the transfer window drop its curtains.

Meanwhile, whatz happening @ the Emirates.
I saw some gloomy faces around the Emirates when i was driving by yesterday and i had to GRIN.
Most of the fans are in despair and i think this is the time they need to lend some support to Wenger.
2 good strikers is what Arsenal needs to compete next season.
What 'cha think?

Ronaldo became a star the very 1st day he played for Man Utd.
Lets journey back into the memory lane.
Man Utd VS Bolton FC @ Old Trafford in the summer of 2003.
The match was a stalemate with both sides cancelling each other until Fergie decided to UNLEASH his venom on Bolton.
On came on Ronaldo in the 70th minute and the rest was HISTORY.
He fashioned out 3 of the 4 goals out of nowhere with his assists, sublime skills and crazy leg-overs.

Don't get it twisted.
He was immatured then but u can never doubt his talents.
Ronaldinho and Okocha were also like that in their early days as footballers but players grow up to become more of a team player.
Ronaldo has reached that stage now and thats why he is the best player in the Premiership.
Nani and Anderson will learn quick under the guidance of Ronaldo and legends like Scholesy and Giggsy!!!!!!!
Players in Man Utd learn quick these days because the stakes are higher.
Lil' wonder VIDIC had a higher goal ratio than Shevchenko.
If u doubt me, go to Youtube and watch these kids.
I can't wait for the season to kick off.

@ Razorr,

Only foolish Man United fans will think Ronaldo is the most influencial player in the team.
Paul Scholes and Ryan Giggs are more influencial cos they have been there,done that.
I just love the way Scholesy bosses the midfield and allow everything to flow through him.
In the middle of the pack, SCHOLES IS IMPERIOUS and i dunno any midfielder better than him in the country.

Ronaldo will only show-boat and provide entertainment but he's in trouble now that Anderson and Nani have joined United.
Anderson will give Cristiano a run for his money and have u seen Nani's goal celebrations?
United's opponents are in deep sh.it next season.
Watch out for the new kids on the block!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Kitaun,

Correct me if i am wrong, i have never praised SAHA as a Man United striker.
Go back to the archives and read my views on him.
I don't like him cos he is not CLINICAL. Most of his goals are always scramblez and crumbz.
Besides that, it will be a miracle if SAHA plays 20 league games out of 38 so he is UNRELIABLE.
Its about time he leaves Man United and pave way for Huntelaar or Torres.
Enough is enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If Ronaldo leaves, United will REPLACE him!!!!!!!
No player is bigger than Man United.
SAF has made that known to any player in the team.
Remember Ruud, Beckham and even Roy Keane?

If Ronaldo leaves today, somebody else will take his place.
Ferguson will look towards Tevez or Leo Messi to shore things up.
United can cope without Ronaldo and u will be surprised how fast the team will forget him.
I thought United will struggle with goals when RUUD left but SAF proved me wrong!!!!!!!!!!!

RUMOURZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AC Milan should keep their snouts off Ronaldo.
I cannot even see Cristiano leaving UNITED at the moment after setting the Premiership ablaze last season.

Fletcher and O'Shea can be called upon to deputise when 1st team players face the surgeon's knife.
We need players like em when the going gets tough!
Saha and Silvestre should be allowed to go.

C'mon son!
Silvestre and Richardson should go!
Bardsley should come come back from loan and Heinze must stay!
We need to shore up all the departments and i think the midfield is our strongest forte at the moment.
An out n out striker is very necessary.
Huntelaar cant be more than 10 million if Fergie sells Silvestre to PSV to replace ALEX who i understand is joining Chelsea.
United must raise the ante up and shut Mourinho's mouth for good.

@ Rikkyjen,

U dont need to have nightmares!
Huntelaar will gel quick cos he's pacy,technical and have a powerful football brain.
Torres might sell out like Jose Antonio Reyes. The Spaniards are always difficult when it comes to decison making and thats bollocks.

Funds shouldn't be a problem.
United's merchandise sales in the far east is astronomical.
The Glazers dont need to fork out any money outta the coffers.
We won the Prem(50 milla pounds), UEFA S/finals(40 milla pounds).
Fergie is still chasing Mourinho to pay up Mikel Obi's outstanding fees of 8 milla pounds.
Anderson is my only worry and thats why i am following COPA AMERICA religiously and will keep late nights with SKY SPORTS!!!!!!!!
I need to see what makes him tick as peops keep saying he is a younger RONALDINHO!

Fucking loser!
Please go and don't come back.

You call that local dog of urs a puppy?
Fucking Hell!!!!!!!!!  Thats a Vermin!
Puppies are special breeds like Terrier,Labrador or Chihuahua NOT that squirrel-like smelly animal of urs!

I'm sorry i had to expose u on the other thread.
Please don't sue me, it will be a waste of time because i have got a hard copy evidence of how you were conceived!
$1,000,000 question: Who's ur Daddy?

Parole?
Ohhh ma days!!!!!!!!!!
Ignorance can be sometimes bliss but in your case it's simply PATHETIC.
Ya are so infatuated about jail because you were probably conceived in GAOL.

I can picture the whole schitzo----------
You started as a seed the semen of a Prison Officer
Swimmin upstream, planted in ya momma's womb.
Screamin on the top, was ya pops, ya momma screamin stop
From a single drop, this is what they got.
Not to disrespect your people but your poppa was a slapper and a loser
Only plan he had for ya momma was to Bleep her and abuse her.

We need to do some DNA test on your person to ascertain if that conception was this Prison Officer's or the guy u now call Daddy.
It's deep,innit?
I am so sorry i had to let the cat out of the bag.
You had it coming.
I am ready for any lawsuit concerning this expose!

U spew bollocks!
Get behind me u DEVIL.
Stop running after me.
I cannot help ur cravings for a shag!