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@ Loyika,

U have made my day already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kanu will stop drinking Peak?
U are a bloody clown.

I give up, you are the WINNER.

@ Loyika,

What are u doing here?
This is not a place for u to be. Go back to the Gunner's thread.
Bullets, Knives, Darts, Missiles and Venoms are flying everywhere.
You need an UMBRELLA like RIHANNA to survive in this DEATH ZONE of PIRAHNNAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Akola is ma NIGGA.
He wont take this as me being ornery!!!!!!!!!!!!
U wanna flog me with a cane?
Thats common assault o.
U will get at least 4 years imprisonment for that in the UK.

Akolawole is a grumpy old man.
He is a Chelski supporter . . . . . .He joined ship during the Roman invasion from Arsenal.
Akola is a brilliant analyst and we have had heated arguments in the past and he commands me RESPECT as far as soccer issues are concerned.
Hey, Akola . . . . .What happened to all 'em soccer quiz?
I feel like winning something off u this month.

Talk about runnin' away with your tails and your placid willy between your legs.
You are a clown, why start a fire u can't smother.
Why dont u let KIT handle this kizzack himself and not through a PUBLIC ADRESS SYSTEM that u are.
I am sick n tired of peops like u who thinks they are brilliant than everyone else.
You su.ck dawwg!!!!!!!!

@ Somze,

You are just a bloody attention seeker so i ma let u languish in your fool's paradise.
Trust me, u don't want to go this road with me.
Bes' believe it, Me and Dr. KIT are partners but we do this once a while to sharpen lyrical skills.
Dont put your ugly snoutz in it or u get beat!!!!!!!!

I dont need to form any clique to fight anyone.
Nairalanders will tell u i am potent enough to smack anyone without breaking sweats.
I got no WARS wiv anyone so stop putting dud conspiracy theories unless y have evidences to back it up.
You swine!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I'll rip and dislodge your tissues.
I Never bow down to another man
I have been poppin negroes while you was still poppin some rubber bands
Smother your clan,Sever your hands and your legs
Mail your brother your heart and send your mother ya head.

somze:
But again i see a wide range of cowardice on the part of - Muki, Razorr and Jackal.
I guess no one can truly take Kitaun one on one.

@ Somze,
Its very obvious u are a newbie on this blog.
Cowardice on the part of JACKAL? This is the joke of the millennium. Other members will tell u the fear of THE JACKAL is the beginning of smartness!
No one can truly take Kitaun one on one? I will take the whole Nairaland with my LEFT HAND and my EYES CLOSED.
Pls get ur facts right.
Be smart, don't be a RETARD!

kitaun:
@JACKAL

You claim u went to Asia, but I wonder why u choose to lie here on NLAND whereas u had told me that You got yourself castrated whilst trying to defile the Sultan's daughter back here in Kano, NIGERIA this was shortly after the man kindly housed you, fed u and u betrayed his trust in u, being fresh from your[b] DEPORTATION [/b] experience *_{was it not Razorr your Mouth Gig sexpert that said u are a yahoo yahoo boy?*?}


so where do u get your ERECTIONS from?

@ Kitaun,

DONT TAKE SHIT PERSONAL.
Your comment was a feeble effort, not good enough!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lemme punch holes in your Nollywood story. . . . . . . . . . .

First all, there's no SULTAN in Kano. . . . . . . . You ONLY HAVE an EMIR (Someone should please GIVE Kit some steroidz)
Why bite my vibes on your ERECTION theory?(I should sue u for Plagiarism)
Anyways, get behind me now or i'll tell Nairaland u RAPE your neighbour's CATS.(U FUCKING PERV!!!!!!!)

Riquelme has done everything possible to make football beautiful.
He set the world cup tournament ablaze by making Argentina the most entertaining team in the competition.
His assists and passes created goals and chances times without number during the world cup.
Argentina Vs Serbia was a good advert to promote soccer for the anti-soccer pundits out there.

I find it rather bizarre when people talk about what a player has won when we are talking talents.
Andrea Pirlo has won more than Riquelme because Pirlo plays for a big European team.
Playing Pirlo or not . . . . . . . .  AC Milan will still win matches.
The absence of Riquelme in any team will bring chaos and anarchy to the team.
Riquelme was substituted against Germany at the world cup and Argentina fell like a pack of cards.
This lad might be slow but he wields INFLUENCE, GOOD VISION and he's IMPERIOUS.
He is the only PLAYER in the world that will BOSS the midfield in any match whether his team plays well or not.
To all y'all Pirlo cock-suckaz, Let Pirlo play for Villareal and lets see how talented he is . . . . . . . . .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3Q0Y-z7QIY
Pirlo should take lessons from this dude!!!!!!!!!!

@ Ruudie,

Please tell Kitaun. . . . . . . .
He seems to have a fixation on Andrea Pirlo.
I dont see anything spectacular in that dude apart from an above average performance @ the world cup.

kitaun:
@Razorr

how time flies!!!  

u have forgotten so soon that Jeje picked up from where u stopped?

or u have forgotten that I was the first to get the helluva-ish Mouth Gig from you, after which u briefly moved on to Loyika, and lately Jackal?    

BTW, don't tell u don't know who Eugenia Abu is

@ Kitaun,
How could she have given u a helluva-ish blow-job when i know u can't have an ERECTION?
C'mon mate, stop dreaming.
You have been played.
It was Razorr's puppy(Chihuahua breed) that was doing the licking NOT Razorr herself.
Intel says the puppy's acidic tongue damaged a penile tissue thus causing your IMPOTENCY.

@ Kit,

How come u have 2 bulging eyes and u still cannot see.
Cesc Fabregas? A player only managed to score his 1st goal for Arsenal in many years last season.
How many league goals did he score last season with his talents? Please don't even journey that lane.

Tevez single-handedly got West Ham out of relegation waters.
That to me is more than what Drogba or Ronaldo did for their respective clubs.
Tevez rose up to the occasion when all heads were down at West Ham and if Cesc had done the same for Arsenal, u wldn't have copped a fruitless season for 2nd time running.

Now back to earth,
Apart from the fact that Italy won the world cup, Riquelme had a better world cup campaign than Pirlo.
He had more assists and a more domineering influence than the overrated Pirlo shyte.
Riquelme is more an IMPERIOUS player than Pirlo.
He will dictate the play in any match whether u like it or not.
Pirlo does not have that quality and he is overrated cos he plays for a big side in Europe.
Ship Pirlo to Villareal and lets see his brilliance.

@ Loyika,

That was a beautiful piece of delivery!!!!!!!!!
Granted, it takes more than Cash and Players to deliver titles but Cash and Players will guarantee 80-90% success as it was evident in CHELSEA.
Where was Chelsea before the Roman Empire? Where are they now?
I understand u need team balance, discipline and strength in-depth which Arsenal lacked seriously last season.
Make no mistakes about it, bar Man United, Arsenal played one of the most exciting football ever seen last season but thats where the buck stops.

Wenger should now realise u need more than raw talents to challenge for titles.
Big signings makes a team buzz and inject new beliefs into a squad.
Imagine Wenger signing Etoo . . . . . . . A lot of players will want to cross channels just because of it as they will see potentials in such a team.
All these nursery signings Wenger is hanging to is undermining players and fan's sense of belief.
It's time to get real and inject seriousness into that team.

Key players will rise to the challenge when they have the drive and belief to hang on to.
Adebayor and Gallas are fairly new so the jury is still out on 'em.
RVP, Gilberto and Toure tried their possible best but injury will always rub in as 9 months of week to week action is a huge demand.
Is Wenger doing anything to cushion that effect? No.
More players in a squad brings competiton and thus more fights to hold positions down.
What happens again if injury crops up this season? No adequate cover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arsene Wenger should wake up and bring in players. . . . . . they don't have to be 20-30 milliom price-tags.
He should just bring in more bodies.

@ Kitaun,

You r a knuckle-head cos ur argument is bland and very blind!!!!!!!!
Pirlo cannot patch on Riquelme's wavelength.
Take Riquelme to any good club and u will feel his wrath.

Pirlo is overrated cos he's lucky enough to play for Italy and AC Milan.
Why should we believe any player not playing in top clubs is not good enough.
C'mon Tevez plays for West Ham. . . . . Is he not good enough.
Tell me any Arsenal player better than Tevez last season? None.

RIQUELME wields influence in any game he plays.
The dude is a genius. He strings passes like constructing a spider-web, he reminds me of SPIDERMAN.
Pirlo doesn't have that as he was non-existent against Man United or even Liverpool at the UEFA so what makes him brilliant?
Roman's work-rate is superb and he has got vision and he is IMPERIOUS.
I will rather have a RIQUELME than a thousand Pirlo who is not even as good as Man United's SCHOLESY.

@ Donzman,

This United team is talent-packed so i don't see any striker under-performing.
When u have Ronaldo, Wazza and Giggs running things, u are bound to succeed!!!!!!!!
Huntelaar will blaze this league and carry on where RUUD left off.
United needs a player like him as he is a complete centre forward.
He is good aerially, decent football brain and subliminal striking instinctx.

Tevez will be anutha midget in the mould of Wazza.
The prospect appears nice if u imagine Tevez+Rooney+Ronaldo running at Kolo Toure and Senderos but i dont think its wise financially.
Why should we spend 30 mil plus on Tev when we can have Huntelaar for half the price?
Only when Huntelaar is not available to buy should we consider buying the Argentine.
Dont get me wrong, i will have either of em in Man Utd rather than none.

@ Loyika,

Granted, Gallas is a nonentity.
Why is Wenger so stubborn about strengthening his squad?
Every team in the land are making signings all over the place.
Tottenham is splashing cash everywhere to grab any player just to show some level of activity so why is Arsenal stalling?
I stand to be corrected but i think Wenger is losing it fast.

No one is saying Wenger should buy 30 million pound players but he should buy more players to provide strength in-depth.
If Da Silva gets injured next season, will there be an adequate cover his absence?
I really don't think Arsenal will survive the battle when the Prem kicks off next month.
Wenger's tactics should be questioned because he appears too slow to grab the opportunity given to him.
There's money to be spent. . . . . . . WENGER should start SPENDING.

@ Kitaun,

Look beyond ur nose.
RIQUELME is not past making a mark in Europe.
PAUL SCHOLES at 33 was the best midfielder in the Premiership last season so it aint about the age.
Should Scholesy decide to return back to the England team Fat Frank Lampard's international career is OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If Roman Riquelme produces half of what he is playing currently at the COPA AMERICA in Europe then maybe knuckle heads like u will acknowledge he is a brilliant player.
Nobody does it better than him and winning accolades is not a yardstick as far as talent is concerned.
Abedi Pele never went to any world cup nor win African cup of nations but he is regarded as one of the very best in Africa.

My obsession with RIQUELME?
Go and watch last night's match.
This is where i think RIQUELME is better than anyone in his position.
He kept stringing subliminal passes from the blast of the whistle till the final whistle.

His assist to set up Messi's goal is the best goal i've seen this year.
C'mon, 1000 Pirlos lacks the vision Roman Riquelme possessed.
I think he's got a thousand eyes to have seen Messi. The pass was created from his blind side.
ARGENTINA all the way.

Arsenal should give it to ADEBAYOR.

I stand to be corrected . . . . . . . .
Who is better than RIQUELME in the world?
This veteran just gets better and better.
He single-handedly destroyed Peru's resistance with 2 goals and an assist to set Messi's goal.
Argentina should win this tournament but i cant wait to see 'em against Brazil.

@ Debosky,

I AGREE with u totally.
Who cares if all the goals scored comes through one man?
United needs a poacher cos i dont really see Ronaldo blazing the league again next season.
If we had a RUUD in the FA cup final or the UEFA champions league against Milan, we would have fared better.
Major European teams all have goalpoachers in their midst so why not United?
Barcelona has Etoo, Madrid now have RUUD, Milan has Inzaghi, Inter has Crespo so why can't United.
Even Spurs has Berbatov to make things happen in the box!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dont really see Tevez finishing off crosses cos he doesnt look like a fox in the box.
Granted, he's got skills but he looks more like a creator than a finisher.
Ronaldo(Midfielder) becoming the highest goal scorer last season says something about the United team.
Since when did United depend on a winger to bang goals in?
Every teams needs a goalpoacher when all other avenues are shut.
If Ronaldo gets a bad day who will score for United?

Anutha Nairaland idiot.

They are so many these days . . . . . .They hate Man Utd's success.
Didn't u hear some of em sent mysterious parcels to Rooney and Ronaldo at the close of last season?
They can't handle the vibe . . . . . . . . . . THEY CAN'T STOP THE REIGN.

@ True-Brit,

That was HARSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VIOLENT

HOSTEL 1 & 2(*********) The GORIEST MOVIE ever made.
SIN CITY
SHOGUN ASSASSIN
TEXAS CHAIN-SAW MASSACRE
KILL BILL 1&2

ACTION-PACKED

BLACK HAWK DOWN
SAVING PRIVATE RYAN
THE KILLER( about 10 billion GUNSHOTS in this movie)
FACE OFF
DESPERADO

@ nightrider,

Where the heck have u been?
I cant believe u still alive.
R u aiiiight?

Dirk Kuyt?
He still banged in 14 goals for the Scousers in his debut season.
If u compare him to Shevchenko or Ballack then u will appreciate his efforts and work-rate.
How can u say Kuyt is wack?
Kuyt would have netted more than 20 goals if the task of penalty-kicks in games is given to him.

@ Donzman,

The difference here is that Huntelaar is a Dutch striker and Kezman is a Serb.
Now, name me any Dutch striker that is not worth his onions and i will give u a thousand pounds!.
Scoring goals is a tradition with the Dutch so i will have to stick to Huntelaar any day.
So Huntelaar is average? Please go and watch how he single-handedly led the Ajax attack line to blast PSV away last season.
The scores was 6-1.

Oooooooooooooooooooooops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was just joking about the commision thingy.
Lemme give u the address of these cats. . . . . . . . .

Morocargo UK Ltd.
Kingdland Viaduck,
Kingsland Road
London
E2 8AF.

U need to speak to Mick Ryan(02076132961).
I think u need to know what the overall weight is as everything is calculated by Kilogram.
It should be about 2-3 pounds per KG and with 20 pounds extra . . . . . They will deliver to ur house in Lagos within 48 hrs(2 working days) provided ur cargo gets to their office on or before wednesday of every week.
Goodluck to u.

The story continues. . . . . . . . . . .

The Premiership Season is about to kick-off.
A lot has been said about the transfers, new players and new managers BUT no one is talking about the new football shirts clubs will be wearing.
WHO RULES THE ROOST next season? You decide.

@ Mukina,

I watched the Argies last night and the whole squad looks like circus clowns to me.
The tallest player can't be more than 4ft 6 inches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Midgets with excellent football skills just running around the whole pitch looks hilarious to me.
They had a very good game and the free-kick that led to their goal was outstanding.
I am sure Ronaldinho or Juninho will green with envy.

The Americans tortured the Samba boys but i think Brazil was unlucky not to have won that match.
Freddy Adu was a star last night causing problems for the Brazilians for the whole 90 minutes.
I dont really think America will go that far but who knows?
Do u think Nigeria has a chance against these Argie midgets?