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@ I-man,
Correct!!!!!!!!!!!!

He is quite a laugh here.
People tolerate him because they see him as being a stupid man.
Imagine Mourinho hiding a dog in a neighbour's house when 5 CCTVs are trained on his garden?
Isn't that ridiculous?

@ Loyika,
This is just a shooting practice.
It's like going paint-balling when u know u are going to fight the Sunnis in Iraq.
Conserving my ammo is not an issue cos i have a haulage that can fight WORLD WAR III.

@ I-man,

Of course, Ferguson started the MIND GAMES.
Mourinho joined the Premiership just 3 years ago and SAF and Wenger had been at it for years.
There's no stiff competiton in Portugal and besides Mourinho's neck will be ripped open if he dares spew balderdash in Portugal.
All his mind games didnt derail United so what makes him a master?
He is the undisputed master of MOANING!

@ Razorr
Exactly my point!!!!!!!!!
I make your day because you are a fucking PERV.
Blimey, someone is having clitoral orgasms because she's having a chat with me.
Lil' wonder girls like u rape your neighbour's cats for kicks.

Thanks for acknowledging me about EFCC.
If they are doing a good job as u claim then they should nicked your Dad when he evaded Tax in last year.
You should also have been brought to book for running a prostitution ring.
Sorry, i didnt mean to discuss your family business, Talk about slip of fingerz

What the Bleep is EFCC?
You should bring your diseased pussy to UK and let the Metropolitan Police gank u with a shank.
Yahoo boys? Hotmail boys? EFCC? Is this babe speaking GREEK?
Its understandable ya PMS makes u incoherent but can u please speak in English language?

@ Justkunmi,

The author of that text is dyslexic.
Eyes are gummy and blurry so the fingers dont type the exact words.
Disregard that comment. Aiiiight?

Irritating feral beast doesn't really describe this lascivious lass.
How about a chic with a bleeping manliness?
You must have me confused with your Dad who happens to be a career criminal.

There's no law in the land that says i should RESPECT whores.
As a matter of fact, i am a misogynist.
Take your bitch-ass off your seat and say some hail marys before i descend mightily on your cranium.

A novice like u needs to listen and learn.
Watch us how we nail it and take a pencil to note how things are done.
You claim to be a razorr but u are as BLUNT as what Fela used to smoke @ THE SHRINE.
Ooooops, check your tampax, you are leaking FLUIDX!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Loyika,

If Arsenal can land Huntelaar or Ryan Babel then Arsenal will not miss Henry one bit.
Van Persie and Huntelaar upfront with the dynamics of Rosicky,Hleb and Fabregas will burn teams down.
I just love the way Arsenal attacks when Fabregas is in possession with Rosicky and Hleb making darting runs.
Arsenal's match against Liverpool(Carling Cup) last season was one of the best attacking football match i saw while i was in Hong Kong.
The pace was breath-taking and u sometimes wonder why they fail to convert chances.
That team is so similar to the Brazilian team of ITALIA 90.

@ I-man,

Razorr must be having her PMS.
She's be spewing bollocks all morning and trying to vent her frustrations on us.
Can't u notice her comments aint coherent. What a tweak of a lady!!!!!!!!!!!
She wld be better off with a SINGER sewing machine mending granny panties

@ somze and razorr,

Of course, Chelsea is not RICH.
Until Chelsea gets a bigger stadium and pay less for players, they will always report a LOSS in their yearly balance report.
It will take Roman about 50 years to break even on the 250 million pounds he has wasted invested in Chelsea.
Lil' wonder the Russian is cutting the slack.
How many merchandises does Chelsea sell as a club compared to Man United?

United's young players graduated from the youth system in 1992/93 and they are still running things.
Giggs is still the best left winger in the country. A position he has dominated in the 15 years of the Premiership.
Beckham was sold to Real Madrid for 25 million quid and SAF got him FREE. Thats what Brilliant managers do.
Mourinho buy players and sell them half-price! He is a prodigal manager.

@ I-man,

I feel you son.
Most of these Chelskites were not supporting Chelsea 3 years ago. Talk about glory hunters.
This is the reason most of them don't know their club's history of winning the league thrice in 52 seasons.

Festus Onigbinde would have done a better job in Jose Mourinho's shoes.
How the Premiership title evaded Chelsea last season should be the 8th wonder of the world.
Did u see the odds before the season started? Chelsea was about 4/9 to retain the title.

Compare Paul Scholes to Lampard last season and u will see the difference.
Boulahrouz and Vidic? Ronaldo and SWP? What about Rooney and Shevchenko?
For Bleep's sake, United and Chelsea are not on the same wave-length as far as history and team balance is concerned.

@ I-man,

Most of these lots are ass-lickers so don't sweat the technique on 'em too much.
I won't be dragged into this argument of comparing Ferguson's achievements with Mourinho.
David Beckham, Paul Scholes, Neville Brothers, Nicky Butt were all in the youth system.
How many of Chelsea's youth players have graduated to play in top flight football?

Somze is a prat for even asking those questions whether or not United invested in players.
SAF is the only manager to have won the Prem title 3 times back to back plus a TREBLE.
Maureen with all the money in the world can only manage it twice on a trot---------What a waster!!!!!
He was groaning all season what the treble chase toll had on his players.
He should take football lessons from Fergie on how United managed it in 1999!!!!!!

At least Michael Carrick at 18 million scored some important goals for United in his debut season.
Roma's goalkeeper is still wondering how Carrick managed to lick his shots to score on that fateful night.
SWP at 21 million scored no single goal in his debut season for Chelsea!!!!!!!!!!
If that is not waste of money and space then i wonder what is.
Chelsea spent more than 70 million pounds last season and only 1 player in Chelsea made the PFA team of the season.
United spent 18 million pounds on Carrick and had 8 players in the PFA team of 11 players.
I think Mourinho should be tied to a stake and beating for MONEY-SQUANDERING.

@ I-man,
You just nailed these wanksterz coffins.
SAF took United from relegation to English dominance.
Only Roy Keane as Sunderland's manager came close and this is what i call an awesome impact.

A year before Mourinho's arrival, Chelsea played in the S/finals of UEFA and came 2nd in the Premiership.
Ranieri made some impressive signings that formed the very foundation Mourinho's team.
JM is not a ball of fire like some heads think. He is just a lucky sonofabitch!


@ Somze,
If there's a nicompoop on this thread, it is YOU.
The difference between Man United and Chelsea was playing GOOD FOOTBALL made MONEY for UNITED but MONEY made CHELSEA a good football team.
Ferguson focused on the grassroots to discover the likes of Giggsy, Beckham, Scholes, Neville Brothers and Nicky Butt to build a dynasty BUT our dear JM was paying for MERCENARIES.
People hated Man Utd so much because they were winning everything in the land but people hate Chelsea now because they are the most devious, 2-faced football team in the world with a loud-ass manager.

@ Loyika,

Its so good to hear from you.
I am not psychic its just pure coincidence that i resurrected when Arsenal is at cross-roads.
Honestly, i think the whole HENRY DEAL is dodgy the more i think about it.
Arsene Wenger is so astute a manager not to make the most of Henry's deal.
Remember how he made the most of Cashley Cole's swap.
Why didn't he demand for Saviola + Etoo for TT? Is Wenger about to leave Arsenal too?
I am crossing ma fingers.

Lets flip the script.
Does Barca really need Thierry Henry?
Probably Frank Rijkaard will devise a new formation. 3-0-7(I guess).
Gudjohnsen, Etoo, Ronaldinho, Messi, Saviola, Henry and Guily. Its awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barca's problem is their leaking defence and a goalkeeper.
I would have appreciated it if Barca had bought Kolo Toure, Eboue and maybe Jussi of Bolton.
Lets see what pans out. I cant wait for this boring summer to be over.

It worries me when people just shoot their mouths off without subliminal thoughts.

Porto FC is a big team with or without Mourinho.
Go and check Porto's shelves and u will gape at the number of titles they have won before Mourinho stepped in.
Winning titles at Porto is a tradition so dont make Mourinho look like a superman that went to a struggling club and delivered the goods there.

Mourinho joined Porto in 2001.
Prior to that, Porto won the league title successively in 95,96,97,98,99 and 2000.
Mourinho left in 2004 and Porto have won the league title twice since Jose left.
Can anyone tell me the difference with OR without Mourinho in Porto FC?

Nigga pleaaaaaaaaase!
In the last 3 years, Man Utd won the FA cup in 2004 and Carling cup in 2006.
Check ur records before u spew crap.
I can authoritatively tell u the reason United had a drought was because SAF was rebuilding!

Y'all are soccer-novices!
Blimey, u will be better off analysing dairy products.
Mourinho won Zilch and his achievements as a manager is over-rated if u consider the funds he has squandered.

Alex Ferguson joined Man Utd when United were under-dogs to Liverpool.
He started from scratch and built a team that dominated the Premiership for a decade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sir Alex has now won 9 Prem titles in just 15 seasons-------------Thats 60% domination!!!!!!!
Mourinho inherited outstanding players from Ranieri and was given no-limit access to ridiculous funds so there can be no excuses.
Let Mourinho manage a team like Charlton and lets see if he can qualify for UEFA cup,let alone win the Prem.

Co-operate?
You are having a laugh!!!!!!!!!!!
Take a look at Mourinho's signings this summer and u will laugh.
Signing Pizzaro is a dumb move and Ben Haim? For Bleep's sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jose Mourinho should be ashamed of himself as far as last season was concerned.
He made a complete fool of himself by moaning and whining to the media every day n night.
Chelsea wasn't only the team that suffered bouts of injuries.
United suffered more than Chelsea did but SAF never complained about injuries.

I really don't understand what u think Roman Abrahamovic is.
A`man that has squandered 250 million pounds on a team without making any PROFIT should be appreciated.
He had to keep himself in check to know if the past success was due to his money or Mourinho's brilliance!
We all know what the answer is right now.
It means if Roman had spent just 50% maybe Mourinho wouldnt have won any title at all.

@ Razorr,

You are just an anus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bleep knows why u are seeking attention on this blog but fake sissies like u dunno better.
How can u say Mourinho knows nothing about the signing of Sheva?
Maybe it was Ferguson that brought Sheva to Chelsea. You are simply a manliness-head.

Say for instance, Sheva was bought and he wasn't performing, a good manager would have put Sheva on rigorous tests to make him produce.
Carlos Tevez was a flop when he came into England but Curbishley made him one of the hottest property at the close of the season.
Good managers don't whine about their players. If Sheva had delivered well Mourinho will be out there running his mouth like a public tap boasting about his dud managerial qualities.



Can anyone tell me where i can find Vieira?
Vieira, holler at me if u get this message!

@ Debosky,

Mourinho is a whinger. He did everything possible to wind SAF up throughout the season but to no avail.
He was the reason why Graham Poll retired as a referee and who would appreciate Chelsea's boring approach.
I bought Chelsea's season review and Drogba's interview in the DVD was outstanding.
He admitted Chelsea didn't really go for the jugular and the cautious approach made them lose the title.

I will watch Arsenal play 38 times in a season cos boy, those guys play some fanatastic football.
The only thing the gooners lacked last season was a finisher.
If Arsenal had converted 25% of the chances they missed last season, they would have clinched the title.
If only Wenger can sign 2 decent strikers-------------Arsenal will bounce back for good.
Give Wenger Mourinho's resources and u will see the difference!

SAF should allow Smudgy and Richardson to go.
I still believe Smith is more effective as a midfield destroyer than a striker.
His style of play in the attack is old school and in the modern game, he won't quite make it as he lacks the cutting edge of a Wazza or Berbatov whose moments of brilliance is enough to snatch victories in the jaws of defeat.

United need a natural goal scorer and Huntelaar is the only striker i know that will fit RVN's boots.
Torres will have a chip on his shoulder as fans expectation of him might let him down.
No one will see Huntelaar coming and this dude is bleeping deadly+technical in the box.
If u don't believe me---------go and watch how he destroyed PSV last autumn.

I am still laughing to your comments.

Shevchenko came as a top striker to Chelsea but did Jose Mourinho consider his old age for a very pacy Premiership football?
How do u expect him to cope with the speed of the game here in England at the age of 30?

While United's newbies like Evra, Vidic and Larsson were making positive impacts throughout the season u can not say the same for Boulahrouz, Sheva and Ballack.
Their overall contribution to Chelsea's success is too minute to be considered.
Ballack was a shadow of the same Michael Ballack of Bayern Munich i used to know.

U cannot even begin to compare a very attractive Barcelona to a boring Chelsea.
Remember, Barca won UEFA in their 2 years of spanish domination. Chelsea has never played in the finals of the competiton, let alone win IT.

Luck does not win a league title. It is hard work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U cannot question Man United's superior attacking football that was displayed all through the season.
Paul Scholes was my player of the season as he was IMPERIOUS in the middle of the pack. If he decides to play for England again then FAT Frank Lampard's international career may be over.
Rooney and Ronaldo played some breath-taking football this country has never seen.
Have u taken ur time to watch Rooney's goal against Bolton at Old Trafford? It was like gaming on PS3!!!!!!!!!!

Its ridiculous to think injuries robbed Chelski off the title.
What r u talking about here? Every team has suffered bouts of injuries over the last 3 seasons.
United lost Paul Scholes to partial blindness in the season before the last and no one complained.
Last season, Gary Neville, Vidic, Saha, Evra all missed the last quarter of the season and no one moaned.
Is JM a baby? Why cant he just accept he lost the title the very moment he signed the MERCENARIES to Chelsea?

@ Akola,

Veron and Ferdinand won the Premiership in 2002/03 season.
4 years is NOT that long for u not to remember these 2 lads celebrated like maniacs popping BUBBLY all over SAF.


The difference between what United spends and Chelsea's is quite wide.
United makes a big signing once every season unlike Chelsea who decided to purchase Ballack and Sheva in the same season. Essien and SWP are collectively 45 million pounds in 2005/06.
45 million pounds should buy a club like Reading FC without hitches and yet UEFA still evades JM.

Only a football mediocre will think Wayne Rooney does not worth 27 million when he joined Man Utd.
A player coming fresh from UEFA 2004 and blasting 4 goals in his debut tournament is worthy of even 30 million.
Darren Bent and Michael Carrick are young Englishmen so they are priced very high.
You should understand the GBP is the heaviest currency in the world so these players' services are quoted so HIGH.

Why recruit Sheva and Ballack to Chelsea in the 1st place?
He sold Gallas for Ashley Cole(dumb move)! Gallas is an utility player who can play anywhere in the defence but can u say the same thing about Cashley Cole?
Robert Huth(natural talent) was also hocked off and muppets like Boulahrouz were allowed to wear the blue shirt.
To be fair and honest, save Essien, All Jose Mourinho's buys have been appaling.
The major performers in Chelski today are Ranieri's buys.

Only God knows what Pizzarro will bring to Chelsea next season.
Nicky Shorey and Ben Haim are just poor foresights considering the damaging effects Ronaldo/Rooney made on these lads last season.
Ronaldo versus Ben Haim? No chance.
Try Mike Tyson versus Bash Ali.

Indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rafa Benitez may have bought 30 players but his biggest individual signing is still under 15 million quid which is half of what Chelski paid for Shevchenko.
Most of Rafa's players are just average players compared to Chelsea's top quality players.
Ballack, Shevchenko, Boulahrouz were all waste of space last season and that was why Chelsea lost the Prem.

A well-funded football team should guarantee titles wiv good management.
Barcelona didn't win La Liga but they fought like lions and it was a nasty head-to-head policy that condemned 'em to 2nd place.
Had Chelsea fought the same way wiv Man Utd to the very end, i'd have doff ma hats for Mourinho.
United made Chelsea chased shadows throught the whole season.
When u consider the fact that Carrick was the only major signing United had all season then u'll feel sorry for Chelsea.

Who says money does not translate to success?
Do u know how many prestige titles Real Madrid won in 'em Zidane and Figo days?
Madrid won UEFA twice in 3 years and the expenses is not as crazy as Chelsea's.
How do u explain 21 million pounds squandered on SWP?

Jose Mourinho is just a manliness head!!!!!!!!!!
His rants and complaints throughout last season almost bore me to death.
He is the only manager that failed to acknowledge United were worthy champions last season but who cares?

He cldn't even make 30 million Sheva effective and he had the audacity to ask for anutha 22 million for David Villa.
Roman did what i expect any business-minded mogul to do and left Jose ranting and moaning like a jack rabbit.
There's no factor Mourinho didn't use as excuse for Chelski failures. He even blamed the Metropolitan Police for trying to derail him.
He is a big ass self-servicer.

@ Akola,

Jose Mourinho's achievements in the last 3 years was dampened by the fact that he failed to win the Premiership last season.
Lets face it, Jose Mourinho is not exactly a ball of fire like Chelskites believe him to be.
A manager that has spent well over 150 million pounds on a team should be winning everything under the sun so i am not fazed abt his meagre achievements.
Let him win the treble like Ferguson did in 1999 or win 3 successive Prem titles then i will cop his respect.

@ Kitaun,

To be honest, Barcelona buying Henry is nonsensical.
Barcelona does NOT need a striker. What they need is a good goalie and a mean defence like Chelski.
Buying Kolo Toure and Gael Clichy would have been better than buying TT.
All Wenger needs to do now is to find a replacement and move on.

Detention camp?
2 million gooners cant hold me down.
Where's Grizzly bear, Jackmodu and em clowns?

@ Vieira,
The reason is simple: Bent is an Englishman and he is younger.
Michael Carrick was 18 million pounds as a Midfielder and we sold Ruud for 10 million pounds.
Similar innit?

Ssup bruv,
I went AWOL cos NL chics were stalling me.

Henry has left and reh reh reh and reh.
TT did what i wld call a risk-based analysis and he knows he wld be better off in Barca.
He summed everything up and he knows he doesnt stand a chance of winning anything wiv ARSENAL ever again.
I don't blame him------------------Who would have done better with Adebayor as a partner?
Even Rooney will STRUGGLE to score 12 goals in a season wiv ADEBAYOR as a strike partner.

Muppets?
No way in Hell,Bruv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Every muppet and vermin shall be destroyed!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arsenal's thread is porous.
Every Tom, Dick n Harry comes in there and dump shit.
Lil' wonder Henry left and maybe Fabregas might join the exodus too.
Pwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ ayefele200,

I'd have violated their Human Rights by being exact and specific.
In other words, i wont be mentioning any name of any drug user on Nairaland.
Its about time we get CIVIL on this blog and stop all these spamming and shit!!!!