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@ Rikkyjen & 9ja4eva,

Price shouldn't be an issue here.
We got to S/final stage of UEFA plus Premiership title so thats more bucks!!!!!!!!!!
Besides, Silvestre + Brown + Saha and Richardson can be sold to add more finances to Fergies pockets.

Jermain Defoe will fail as a United player.
He is skilful but he lacks the sense of positioning-------Thats why Robbie Keane is preferable @ SPURS
Huntelaar will join United for 10 million quid.
Fergie is yet to spend the fees we got from selling John Obi Mikel to Chelski.

@ Akolawole,

Useless threads?
The problem here is so many new users are on DRUGS.
Lets get this kids on a DETOX programme to detoxificate their polluted body system.

Its a collective responsibility of everyone to teach these youngsters what is right.
While i am doing their DETOXing u can as well start teaching em to write.
Dr Kit will evaluate their psycho-analysis and stuffs.
Deal or no deal?

Louis Saha is a national deception.
He was the reason why we failed to clinch the treble.
Where was the gay when we needed him most?
I don't have any faith in Saha. I am tired of any player that plays 3 games and get injured for 24 weeks!!!!!!!!
When he is fit, he is awesome but how many times have u seen him FIT in the last 3 years?

Smithy can't cut it upfront when it comes to Grade A matches.
The stake are bleeping high these days and United cannot continue to rely on liabilities.
I want other teams to read our team list and tremble with raw FEAR.
Huntelaar or even TEVEZ will add balance and stability to the team.
Bardsley is a good dude and should do a good job as a right back!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ 9ja4eva,
The squad lacks a natural goalscorer and a full right back to understudy Gary Neville(You need to see his wedding last week).
Ferguson needs to find a replacement for Ruud Van Nistelrooy this season-we got lucky last season.
Don't expect Ronaldo to bang 23 goals again next season as everyone can now see him COMING!!!!!!!!!
The surprise effect has now gone.

Huntelaar, Torres or Berbatov will fit the bill PERFECTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
United can continue its dominance if this can be done quick.
Forget about Chelsea, Pizzaro and Shorey are waste of space!!!!!!!!!!!
Liverpool will be subdued and Arsenal? Arsenal---------------------------------------
Watch out 4 Arsenal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


@ Akola,
Completely overthrown by who?
I think the only cleansing that needs to be done here is ETHNIC CLEANSING.
Just like the HUTUs were killing the TUTSIs in RWANDA.
Where do we start and how many rodents are we talking about here?

@ Akola,
How are u doin?

It's the RETURN OF THE GENERAL.
I had to come back as there were 30,000 complains in ma e-mail to come back.
Complaints kept hitting ma mailbox everyday and i had to heed this call.
How's life in London?

Ohh Ma Daysssssssss,
What the Bleep are the SCOUSERS doing on this thread?
Go n play somewhere, we are busy here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hold no grudges against anyone.
Can't even remember you for a start so u can relax.
Anyways, which of the clubs are u reppin'?

@ Rikkyjen,

Aiiyo, i drink to that.
You should know i hate ARSENAL with a passion but all i feel for 'em now is PITY!!!!!!!!!
The gunners have demoted 'emselves to a team fighting for scraps in the Prem.
How tha Bleep did this metamorphosis happen?
From Invincible to BEATABLES in a space of 4 years?

The most bizzare thang about it is that despite Arsenal's failures, Wenger's job has never questioned.
Can u imagine the criticisms Fergie or Mourinho would have copped if they were in Arsene's shoes?
It makes you think Wenger must be shagging Arsenal's board of directors someway somehow.
Lil' wonder he looks like a poof!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Rikkyjen,

Its swirling and twirling but i am finally back son!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What makes u think i am a sanitation officer who will get rid of the roaches in our backyards.
You might have to supply me wiv H-Bomb to kill these VERMINS.

@ Loyika,

Its ludicrous but a lot of football heads believe Henry is Arsenal but i dont think so after what happened last season.
The young guns(without TT)played some tantalising attacking football that made me go wow last season and i strongly believe its about time he leaves Arsenal.

I was devastated when Ruud boy left Man Utd some 11 months ago.
How can a manager hock off a player that has scored 150 goals in a space of 5 years?
In the end, Ferguson's decision was top draw and United clinched the title.
Maybe Henry's departure might spur the young guns to go ballistic next season but Wenger must land 2 strikers to compete with United, Chelski and Liverpool.

@ Vieira,
Ssup comrade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I kinda miss ur monkey-ass.

Back to footie issues,
How much do u reckon Henry should have been sold for?
C'mon, Man Utd sold Van Nistelrooy for 10 million pounds last season.
The age factor also kinda bring the price down.
Only Chelski pays ridiculous amount of money to sign grannies in their team.
Henry @ 16 mill is a good bargain for Arsene Wenger. I expect him to land Huntelaar now or else Arsenal is DOOMED.

@ Bolaoni, Justkunmi, and all other Man Utd faithfulz,
I am sorry i went AWOL.
There was a big project i had to attend to in Far East Asia but i am finally back in UK now.
Henry's departure has nuthing to do with ma resurgence -its just COINCIDENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


@ Razorr,
I can see u are just an attention seeker but i don't have time for fuckeries like ya.
Don't make me UNLEASH concentrated VENOM on ya flesh and tissuez because i am LETHAL.
On a last note, i heard your CHESTicles are abnormal, You couldn't even afford a decent BOOB job!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JACKAL IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y'all gooners should fly off Man Utd thread.
Don't infect us with your drawtilities syndrome that has plagued y'all this season.

@ Loyikz,
I'm not married yet so i have got no kids on NL.

@ Dr Kit,
Hmmmmmmmm. Hmmmmmm. Hmmmmmmmmmm.

@ Akola,

Don't mind those gooners.
They are always in one's face and spilling dirty excuses about being young, new pitch and Vieira's loss.
What tha heck is that?

@ AKOLA,

This is the Great Britain.
The massive exodus of immigrants have pushed the cost of living to an astronomical height.
U cannot say the same about other parts of England like Manchester or Blackburn or even Bradford.
Its like comparing the cost of living in Lagos Island and Eruwa. Is it fair?
Don't forget the same London habours professionals who earn 130k a week(Ballack), 1500 pounds a week(Project manager) and 120 a week(Cleaner).

Congestion charges apply generally in the zone 1 areas of London.
My question here is-----------MUST u take ur car to the city on weekdays?
Transportation in London is the best in the whole wide world so why can't u take the tube?
Akola, all these factors u are citing is avoidable. U don't have to pay congestion charge.

@ Nightrider,

Beef Talks.
I know how u feel about ur team.
Arsenal has left a bitter taste in ur mouth this season and u sound very frustrated.
Don't hate Man Utd. U should appreciate what that thin squad has done this season.
Nobody really gave United a chance b4 the Prem kicked-off.


Arsenal got whupped at the Bridge last season but they almost won this season.
Man Utd walloped Arsenal at OT last season but Arsenal got a victory this season.
My point is-------------This season is different from last season.
United can stun Chelsea at the Bridge. The team is capable of doing that this season and everyone knows.
Chelsea would have been 10 points ahead with the team they had last season but the introduction of Sheva and Ballack has really slowed down their progress this season.


Arsenal ain't pretenders to the throne?
How can u be pretenders when u are 15 points below the league leaders.
Even if the FA gives Arsenal 10 extra matches they wont catch the league leaders because of the DRAWTILITIES syndrome that has infected Arsenal.
The Emirates stadium has been used as an excuse time and time again its beginning to bore me.
Arsenal aint used to the stadium they have played over 15 games and Pompey came there to score 2 beautiful goals.
Why can't u just say the truth--------------GUNNERS aint good enough this season, PERIOD.

@ LoverBwoy,

Please tell Akola what he does not know.
He claims he had a decent job but his take home pay wasn't better than an ordinary cleaner.
How many man-hours does a cleaner get to do in a week? Maybe 10-12 hrs per week.
Technically, a cleaner makes about 120 pounds a week if he is on ONE JOB.
What Akola is telling us here is that he is barely better than 120 quid a week with his so called NEAT & GOOD job.
How is that possible?


Whereas, a junior software tester makes 20 pounds per hour which translates to 800 pounds a week.
Can u see the difference?
Why should i limit my potentials into cleaning jobs when a paltry 400 pounds can make me ISEB qualified and put me on 3500 pounds a month?
Nigerians are lazy people with the exception of the ones that dont have the legal documents to work in big companies.
Many Nigerians find it difficult to come into the UK and get certified. They are always scared to task themselves mentally so they resort to jobs that do not require any skills.
I know not everyone is scientifically sound but  jobs like Park Attendants still pay about 350 pounds a week.
350/week is a very decent pay package for anyone who cuts his cloth according to his size.


AKOLA, its so unfortunate i wont be able to meet u on the boxing day cos i'd be in Lagos by then.
I will gladly show u my P60 and maybe that will convince u to know that Nigerians are living a good life in the UK.
There's no place like home but i am very satisfied here cos things are working.


@ MyPeace,
Re-phrase ur statement.
Just say majority of the Nigerians U KNOW are suffering abroad.

I don't suffer and all ma mates here are living a very good life devoid of problems and wheel-clogging.
Life is what u make it so anyone can make money anywhere.
Where i decide to stay is my choice and it has nuthing to do with BIG BOY or BIG GAL.
U dont have to stay abroad to get rich.

The Nigerian lad who will be executed in Singapore must be a drug-peddler.
Nigerians get executed in Nigeria as well.
Armed robbers face the firing squad when found guilty so its no biggie.
It has nuthing to do with this topic.

@ Donzman,

U see what i am saying?
Look at Perv Debosky makin faggoty advances at my person.
He loves my ass----------------I won't be surprised if DEBOSKY sleeps with men.


@ Debosky,

U r one helluva perv.
Go to gay sites and register there.

Ooooops, R u sure no one will pay a cent?
Alan Pardew wouldn't have been sacked if his team was loc'ing the number one spot.
Henry wouldn't have called Wenger a gay(like U) if Wenger's team was leading the Prem table.
Iain Dowie wouldn't have dumped Charlton if he was in Fergie's shoes.
Jose Mourinho wouldn't be signing another defender if he was leading.
Rafa Benitez's selection wouldn't have been scrutinised if Liverpool was on top.
I can go on and on but a dim-wit like u won't understand.

How many times have i told u the standard has been raised in the Premiership to start thinking of chasing in the 2nd half of the season.
There's only 2 teams in it----------------Chelsea and Man United.
As a matter of fact, i wld have been satisfied with Fergie if United were trailing Chelsea by 5 points, let alone leading em by 2 points.
Its true the Prem is not won in December but u can lose it as Arsenal and all other shitty teams in your category has done.

Gabriel Heinze scored on his debut for Man Utd and he won United's player of the season.
Cristiano Ronaldo at 18 was an instant hit at United in his debut season.
It is only in Arsenal that players score after 20 starts.
Ooooops, Jose Antonio Reyes was different. He scored an own goal after 3 starts.
Buncha fuckeriez.

@ somebody,
U couldn't have done a better job.
You are spot on.

@ Akolawole,
I think we have discussed this topic before but let me break u something proper once and for all.
Living abroad is miles better than living in Nigeria because there are so many factors u are not considering.

Majority of the people doing odd jobs have no legal documents to stay in the UK or have no required qualifications to get good jobs.
It is easy for people to say they are graduates but graduate in what discipline is what counts?
Can a graduate in Yoruba work at T-mobile or BT? These are the questions u need to ask.
I still don't know the kind of Nigerian people u know but there are young and succesful Nigerians living an opulent life in the UK.
Life is what u make it.

Lemme answer your questions-------------

U cannot compare the percentage of the ethnic minority to the English folks working in big companies because the last time i checked its their country(The UK).
Its like saying whats the percentage of the population of Nigerians in the UK compared to the English men in the UK.
They outnumber other ethnic groups so they tend to dominate every sphere of life but it does not mean u wont find Blacks, Asians and Eastern Europeans in good companies.

There are killings everywhere. New York has the highest crime rate in the world so does that make it worse than Nigeria?
Where on this earth has a crime-rate of 0%? NULL.
How often in the UK does this grievious crime occur in a year as compared to what happens on the streetz of Lagos?
How many incidents gets to the media in Nigeria as compared to the efficiency of the British Press?
Ritual killings, Armed Robbers, Police shooting drivers because of 20 Naira, Ghastly automobil accidents because of bad roads and so on n forth.
The list is endless.
People don't sleep with their 2 eyes closed in Nigeria for the fear of men of the underworld.
Taxis are death zones, Buses are death traps and even passenger planes are crashing every now and then.


Prostitution as we all know is the oldest profession in the world.
Girls go into prostitution to feed their habits in the UK.
Nigerian gals do it to eat, cloth and wear Louis Vuitton and Gucci bags.
There's nuthing anyone can do about that.
Can u compare the level of prostitution in UK to what i saw at Kuramo beach, Allen Avenue and Surulere?
Nigeria is the only country where prostituion can be any age between 8-90.
Akola, please don't let me spill my guts on this one so lets shelf it.
U and I know Nigeria's moral decadence is second to none.


Paedophiles will exist more in Nigeria than UK.
How many victims get to report these incidents to the Police when they are attacked by Uncles, Drivers and House-boys?
How many times have i seen okada men touching boobs and butt freely on the streets of Lagos?
What is the Nigerian Police doing to combat RAPE in Nigeria?


Private Education in the UK is not compulsory unlike in Nigeria.
The Education given in the public school is good enough to train a child and help the child achieve his/her goals.
Tell me a reason why i should enrol ma child in the private school when quality education thrives in the public schools?
Teachers don't strike, Students don't demonstrate so whats the fuss?


The Tax system keeps the country running.
Constant electricity, good roads, drinkable water, efficient Police, Fire and Ambulance and so many other basic amenities.
The last time i saw a pot-hole in the middle of the road was in Nigeria.
I am sure everyone in Nigeria will pay cut-throat taxes to keep ONLY electricity stable, let alone other essentials.
Besides, there are tax-refunds if u know your way about it.
Ring me up to lecture u on that.


I don't know why u need to worry about 'em bills.
When u enjoy a facility then u must pay for it.
Do u know it is possible for Nigerians to be paying more than UK residents concerning these basic essentials.
The money spent by an average dude in Nigeria to bribe alone is stupendous.
NEPA, NITEL(do they still exist?) Police, Area Boys, Water Corporation, Petrol Attendants, LASTMA, LASACO, and so many other groups.
Add all that together and do the percentage of what an average Nigeria spends on an uncertainty.
I'd rather pay 1000 pounds on a sure thang than pay 30 pounds on a temporary solution.

Congestion charge is not compulsory. It only applies in the city(West End)
Nigeria once practised EVEN and ODD numbers on people's VRN to reduce the congestion on Lagos Island.
It is only a deterrent to motorists plying the roads in the city.
Imagine Oxford street without a congestion charge!!!!!


I don't have a child as well so i can't be bothered about Child minders.
If i do have a child eventually, i will pay to take care of my child.
There are day-cares lying everywhere and a father has to do his own quota in raising his child.
I am sure the population explosion in Nigeria wouldn't have happened if people were forced to pay handsomely to raise their wards.
Being a father does not amount to getting on top of a woman alone like people do in Nig.
A father must be ready to take all responsibilties attached to his kid to give him/her a better life.


Its a matter of choice.
I might not allow my kid to roam to the next building without supervision for fear of kidnappers and paedophiles.
In this case, my child will stay at home and watch TV or play computer games.
He/She will be safer in my house.
Can u tell us anywhere safe for a child in Nigeria?
Both staying at home and going out is dangerous in Nigeria.
Buildings collapse in Nigeria or have u fotgotten the kids that lost their lives in their homes.
Kerosene explosion is there as well. Midnight marauders also have their share in maiming and killing whoever crosses their paths.
Power lines snaps and electrocute children because these facilities are not well maintained.
So tell me anywhere safe u can keep your kids in Nigeria.
Even an Attorney General was murdered in cold blood so whatz the life's worth of an average Nigerian?



STOP DELUDING YOURSELF.
Life Abroad is billion of miles better than the life in Nigeria.
The white folks u see in Nigeria working are the people that loves the sun and they enjoy being treated ROYAL by Africans.
They don't suffer like normal Nigerians. They are living a quality life they cannot enjoy in UK/US plus the good sunshine.

The dude working as a bouncer with his Masters degree has derailed and has misplaced his priorities.
U never know, he might be enjoying seeing strippers every night to warm up his lusty appetite.
Why should someone qualified with M.Sc be working as a bouncer when Project Managers earning between 500-900 pounds per day don't even have Bachelors degree.
Take management courses and pass it is all u need to stay on top of the echelon in UK.
PRINCE 2, Software Testing, Programming, Test Mangement, Cisco and various IT courses can put any individual on 300 pounds a day on the average.

@ Akolawole,

U of all people should know better.
This issue is not about debt.
The Western World thrives on debt so the issue of debt is not the crux of the matter.
Age, Race and Nationality is not the case as well as this issue falls under the European umbrella.
U would have made a valid point if America was the governing body but i don't think anyone gives a rat about Roman in Europe.

All these peopz are saying is Chelski's account is too dodgy.
The staggering amount of millions Chelski splashes on players is too ridiculous to compliment the kinda money they generate as a club.
Its starting to dawn on UEFA that Chelski is being bank-rolled by other sources of income which could be nefarious.
In Africa where Abacha comes from no one will raise an eye-brow but this is Europe where even the last penny has to be accounted for.
Maybe Roman should move to Nigeria where people embrace criminals, drug-dealers and killers cos he might not last around here.

This is why i don't like arguing on cases like this.
How can u begin to compare Babayaro who's been doing it from 1996 till date to Utaka that joined the Eagles in 2002 and Peter who joined in 2004?
Check this, how many of Babayaro's mates in the U-17 are playing at the very top level today?
Only Kanu and maybe Wilson Oruma.

Kanu faded out for some time but he is back in form again.
Wilson Oruma also disappeared for a long while before finding his form at the concluded CAN 2006 where he proved his mettle.
I admit Babayaro has not improved but he has not deteriorated as well.
He is very consistent.

The argument will fair and square if u mention Utaka's name in 2012 and Peter's name in 2014 cos they would have enjoyed 10 years in the National team by then.
Thinking about it now, i dont even think the guys u just mentioned will be fit enough to play for Nigeria in 2010, let alone 2012/14.

@ Cabali

What do u know about Long Beach?
U are beginning to sound as if u have some particles of brain matter but i am sure you are only putting up a facade.

Nigerians are too quick to condemn players.
As far as i am concerned, Celestine Babayaro is yards ahead Taiye Taiwo.

The fact is Babayaro is the most consistent Nigerian player in the world.
A lot of people might question this statement but Baba is always playing at the top level week in-week out.
He hasn't improved a great deal but he hasn't deteriorated at all.
Baba's been keeping a consistent form in the last 10 years.

@ Nightrider,
We shall see if Nigel Reo-Coker's goal has handed Chelsea the title at week 18 and with 20 more games to play.
Pls remember, 20 more games means 60 available points to FIGHT for.
I'd rather say Aaron Lennon's goal against Chelsea has handed the season to Man United.
Man Utd has been leading the table since the 1st week of the Prem.
I don't think Ferguson will chicken out just like that so i ma keep ma fingers crossed.


@ Muks,
U can laugh all u want but one thang is sure.
ARSENAL can NEVER win the 2006/07 title.

Oooooops, i just touched a sore nerve.
Maybe u should start crying cos it seems y'all wimps are going empty-handed again this season.
What a calamity!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y'all Chelski fans cannot understand something simple.
The issue of Zidane, Rio or Ronaldo aint the case here.
UEFA won't move a muscle if a club buys a player for $1 billion as long as there's a transparent account showing where these funds came from.
Man United can prove where they got the money to buy Ferdinand but Chelski can't.
40,000 capacity stadium is way too low to sustain the salaries of Shevchenko and Ballack, let alone the other mercenaries in the club.

Man Utd, Barcelona, Real Madrid and AC Milan are rich clubs that can sustain on their revenue alone.
These clubs mentioned above have a transparent accounting system that shows where their income are generated.
Merchandises, Gate-takings, UEFA champions league lottery, TV rights and stuffs make these rich clubs tick.
This cannot be said about Chelsea who just came into the scene.

UEFA is worried Roman is transforming from his dirty deals in the Oil Industry into the game and the accounting system is not transparent enough to show where these funds are coming from.
In other words, Uncle Roman is laundering money.
UEFA fears this would ruin football as other clubs don't have a benefactor like Bill Gates, Mittal etc to bank-roll their clubs when they fail to generate a substantial amount of income.

U copy?

@ Debosky,

Personally, i think u sound like an IGNORAMUS.
No one comes to England and adjust instantly? Another classic from ur numerous Pub gists.
I know a certain Ruud Van Nistelrooy who banged in goals the very 1st day he wore a United shirt till the day he left.
Besides, Larsson plied his trade for years at Celtic in Scotland so whatz the difference?
It will do everyone so much good if manliness-headz like debosky do less drugs before coming to post on a public forum.

Back to the mainframe---------
Can u please tell me the games Arsenal deserved to win in the games they have lost this season?
West Ham whooped Arsenal to a pulp and i can remember Arsenal recorded ONLY 2 shots on goal in 90 minutes against Fulham.
Only an idiot like DEBOSKY will look into the mirror and ask himself what Man Utd has done this season.
Chelsea would have been crowned Champions in November if there was no Man Utd in the Premiership.
There's no manager in England that does not envy Man Utd's pole position in the league and Wenger will pay $1 billion to be in Fergie's shoes right now.


Wenger has clearly stated he wont buy any player in January so i don't really expect Arsenal's fortunes to change by May.
Arsenal will go on and lose maybe another 4 matches next year and struggle to stay on the 4th-5th position.
Wenger's minnows need another season to go full throttle before they can really compete with their rivals.
United might/might not win the league but i am sure they will give the money-bags a run for their unlimited resources.
Its a 2-horse race and it's gon go down to the wire this season.
I will rather discuss footie issues with goonerz who's got fibre(Loyika/Kitaun) than a pub-gist merchant like u.
U cunt.

Can someone lend me some cans of insecticide to snuff out the life of CABALI Pubic Louse?
Cabali smells like a syphilis-infected cunt.
U got alot to learn,foool.
Take a hike-u perv!!!!!!!!

@ Akola,

What century was this?
20 kobo for Sketch and Daily Tribune?
U gotta be bleeping kidding me.

Cannibal?

My name is not Boulharouz.
This word should be attached to Akola, Cabali, Amodu and Grizzly Beast.

@ Lordi,

Half-crazy?
Uncle, i think u need some of ur steroids again.
You r beginning to skip like a cracked CD.

@ Lordi,

I am half man-half AMAZING.
U copy?