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@ Kitaun & Akola,

Why do u guys analyse like this?
A million bucks in 10 weeks is the ideal deal for a quality player like Larsson.
If Larsson had started the league in August he wld not be too far away from the top on the scorer's chart.
Ballack and Shevchenko pick 130k pounds a week and thats 1.3 million pounds each in 10 weeks doing nothing.
My radars cannot find Sheva and Ballack on the scorer's chart nor the Actim Index.

Rooney at 21 is on 100k a week and thats 1 million quid in 10 weeks.
Rijkaard didnt want Henrik Larsson to go and that shows how valuable he is compared to em Sheva.
I don't know why y'all guys think Larsson shouldn't be paid that kind of money.
Larsson might just land United the title this season.
He's been brought for a purpose and that purpose is to WIN games.

@ Akola,

No one wld complain as long as Man Utd keeps its form.
Wes Brown/Silvestre played against Everton and United still won 3-0.
The snag is the duo cannot break into the 1st team with their shambolic performances this week.
Vidic and Evra has been a big revelation and i will be happy if Fergie keeps thangs that way.

United's defence is the best in the league.
The only problem in the team is the midfield and maybe the attack.
Ferguson needs 2 top midfielders and a quality striker.

I can categorically tell u i dont belong to Grizzies clan
6-9 NL chics can testify to my virility.
Grizz is the only patient suffering from Homo-chrondia.
Pls treat him ASAP.
He is starting to constitute a nuisance on many threads.

Uncle Akola,

I have missed ur black-ass like shhhhhhhhhit.
Hundreds of fake Chelski fans were tryin to get noticed in ur absence and they made helluva nuisance on various threads.
We are glad to have u back.
Are u sure ur come-back does not have anything to do with the clash of the titans on sunday?

@ Akolawole,

Silvestre and Wes Brown are being kept on the bench because they collaborated to give Arsenal a victory at OT.
If we had the duo in action against Chelsea, best believe it, United would have been mashed and walloped 4-0.
We are looking at loaning out Silvestre to Arse-Gay Wenger but Wes Brown will remain at OT.

Have u noticed a young defender named VIDIC a.k.a Vida?
He has made a difference to the defence making United's defence the best in the country.
Vidic + Ferdinand is the reason why United is 6 points ahead of Chelsea.


@ Grizzly,
I noticed u have been acting gay-ish in the last few weeks.
WTF is wrong with your scrawny black-ass?
U cannot continue to have erections on me because i am hetero.
Are u a fucking sodomite?
Wait a min, let me ask Dr. Kitaun.

@ Dr Kit,
Whats up Dr Kit?
Please i have got a question if i may?
Is Grizz's attitude gay having random erections about my person?
I don't mean to go in into any more obscene details but what if Grizzly's been pitcuring ma bum as a female's butt?
Is that gay? I just need to clear things up.
I will continue to avoid Grizzly till u come up with a credible answer.

@ Everyone,

Ladies n Gentlemen, let it be known
Grizzly is an anus

@ Grizzly,

I have 4 words for u.
U are an anus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Kitaun,

Don't make me land u an upper-cut.
I can be bad like that---------------

Anyways, i heard some telecoms company are now into wireless internet(WLAN) in Lagos?
Can u plzzzzzzz gimme the low-down concerning the subscription fees and the monthly charges?

Wrestling is so fake its not TRUE.
How can that be real? Some gangs of hoodlums tricking lil kids into believing shit is real.

U watch a boxing bout with about 3 mins per each round and u know its real.
Black-eye, cuts on the lips, bulgy faces is what u see after 3-6 minutes.
Compare that to wrestling when some matches even take as long as 30 mins and u will hardly ever seen where a wrestler is punched on the face.

Its just entertainment
All the scripts have been written and documented.
Its like a sit-com.
The whole theatrics are too FAKE.

Things have changed now.
U need to ask urself if Saha had more matches last season compared to now.
No Ruud so that makes SAHA the arrow-head and goals will definitely come through him as it was seen yesterday and against Chelski.
Where's Henry on the scorer's chart. I need an electron microscope to find him there.

Superior player? Gone are those days.
Henry is now a wet fish.
How many games has Arsenal won or how many goals has Arsenal scored to even give Henry the luxury to score a brace or a hatrick?
I will be surprised if he gets 12 goals this term. Henry has lost his mojo.
Drogba, Saha, Doyle , Kanu, Rooney, AJ has more potentials to nick it than TH 14.

Chelsea Vs Arsenal.

U guys should just try and neutralise each other so United can have some breathing space.
Better still, The gunners should win this game and lose all the remaining fixtures this season.
Henry, Fabregas, Hleb, Rosicky, Van Persie, where ya guns @?

Come same time next week, United should be leading by 9 points.
Anything short of that will make Arsenal FC bastardos.
Mourinho, are u watching?
Shore up ur defence or get punished by the theatrics of Rosicky or Eboue(professional sky-divers)

@ Kitaun,

I wont bring maself to argue wiv a soccer-illiterate like u.
The fact is, u don't need to make contact to give a penalty.
If u are fazed pls rewind back to Gerrad's incident against Sheffield United.
Whether Schwarzer made contact with Ronaldo or not is not even the debate.
The debate here is, was Schwarzer's intended tackle reason enough to put Ronaldo off-balance and prevented a goal? The answer is YES.

Y'all cock-suckers are whinning here because the player involved was RONALDO.
The villain @ the world cup, the lad mpst people thought was responsible for England's exit.
If Henry was involved in that kinda situation, no one will say shit.

Is there any diver in Arsenal team? There are plenty of em.
Emmanuel Eboue is a sky-diver. He wld have done better threading on the profession of sky-diving.
We r still debating here if there was contact or no contact as regards Ronaldo.
What would u say about Eboue's theatrics at the UCL? The wind speed must have struck him to the ground that night.
Furthermore, what about Rosicky's dive yesterday? Was there any contact with him?
At the end of the day, we are 16 points ahead of y'all wankers so beat that!!!!!!!!

Ooooooops, ma bad.
Henry will win it if Arsenal keeps getting dodgy penalties like they did yesterday.
Had Henry played yesterday, he would be leading the scorer's chart by scoring a hatrick of penalties.

Henry has lost it.
U dont have to be a rocket scientist to know that.
I will be surprised if Henry gets 12 goals this season including penalties.
He seems to have lost interest in the game and his mojo has left him.
Saha or Rooney might nick it cos Drogba will fall by the way side.

There's no take on this.
It was a valid penalty.
The ref was interviewed and he claimed to have seen a contact between Schwarzer and Ronaldo.
So what else do u wanna say about this.

Stop whinning and give credits where credit is due.
United is running away with the title and u are still here deliberating if he dived or not.
Just do Man Utd a favour by getting points off Chelsea next week or face the gun.
Lets see if Arsenal are truly gooners or SHOUTERS!

U are spewing bollocks.
United will take anything from Boro this season whether scraps or crumbles.
Man United dominated the match and i can only say United did not take their chances as they could have won by 5-1.
This same ground was where Arsenal and Chelsea lost 2 and 3 points respectively.
United went to the Riverside and they conquered.

Ronaldo is not a diver.
If he was a diver, he could have dived when he took the ball past Schwarzer in the build-up to the 2nd goal.
He stayed on hid feet, laid a pass unselfishly to Giggsy who found Fletcher.
Fletcher didn't disappoint me with the header.
Asides Drogba, Ronaldo has been the most consistent player in the Premiership.
The more hatred and cat-calls he gets, the better he becomes.
Cristiano Ronaldo is world-class. Take it or leave it!!!!!!!!!!

@ Kit,

Doyle is on 8 goals and not 9 goals.
Drogba, Saha, Rooney and Kanu might nick it the way thangz are going.

@ Vieira & Kitaun,
Y'all guys are just big-time cock-suckers.

One of u said RVP's foul was on Graham Poll's blind side and so bleeping what?
Are u justifying RVP's foul because Graham "GOONER" Poll suddenly suffer from myopia?
Would that have happened if thr match was played at White Hart Lane?
You do the math--------------Graham Poll is a disgrace to Premiership Referees.
What is the job of 'em line assistants even if Graham Poll suddenly goes blind and could not spot RVP handling the ball to his advantage.
The handling happened before Jenas hacked RVP down and Mr Poll should have given a foul even before the penalty incident.

Chimbonda's tackle on Rosicky was genuine.
Would Rosicky have scored? Its 50-50.
The same Tomas Rosicky missed a gaping net against CSKA Moscow at the Emirates.
I am still fazed gooners are backing this claim.
The incident has been reviewed times without number and i don't know why Graham Poll gave that penalty.
Was he trying to please the home fans?
Arsenal would have still won the game because SPURS were very poor but Graham Poll helped Arsenal with the good score-line.


Did Ronaldo dive last night? Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The lad is pacy and any minimal contact is capable of knocking him off balance.
The Ref gave a penalty cos there was an INTENT from the goal-keeper to kick Ronaldo.
Is Ronaldo guilty of diving by protecting himself to avoid the Goalie's tackle?

For instance, i try to slap u and i withdraw ma hands at the last micro-second.
If u react instinctively to protect urself, is that diving?
Was there a contact to make u react?
Is it until there's a contact before a player can react?
Ask urself this question again before accusing any player of diving.

Gooners don't like him but the Portugese dude is a gem.
Name any Arsenal player better than Ronaldo? Zilch.
Anyways, enjoy the victory and make sure u beat Chelsea next sunday.
Its high time u guys start grinding results as United is flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyying.

@lindamams,
What part of English Language don't y'all guys understand?
Henrik Larsson is not a permanent deal, he is on loan and thats a shrew deal which we should all praise Ferguson for.
He's going to be playing for Man Utd ONLY between January and March when Swedish league kicks-off.

United cannot land any striker in January.
Torres and Huntelaar won't leave their clubs until summer so Ferguson's hands seems tied in that aspect.
I welcome Larsson to Man United as he is capable of landing United the title.
If United had Larsson on the bench last sunday, he would have changed the tone of the match and maybe won the match for United.
Get these straight into your greasy head.

@ Lordimpaq,

RVP's penalty claim was more dodgy cos he deliberately used his hand to control the ball before he was hacked down.
Graham Poll saw this but he ignored the incident. So much for HOME ADVANTAGE.

Ronaldo's penalty was a valid penalty cos it was a one on one situation with the goal-keeper.
Rule 12 says a penalty kick shall be given if a goal-keeper impedes or attempts to impede an opposing player whether there is contact or no contact.

Ronaldo is a pacy player and if he gets tripped in the most minimal contact, he will lose his balance and fall down.
Schwarzer attempted to tackle Ronaldo but he removed his leg in the last second, Ronaldo had to avoid his leg to protect himself thus shifting away and losing his balance.
Tge law says a penalty should be given as there was an attempt/intent and that is enough to impede to impede Ronaldo.
Capice?

@ Christino.

Have urself a very wretched weekend.
Man Utd has come to stay with the thinnest personnel of players the league has ever witnessed.
Cristiano Ronaldo was awesome, Rooney was classic and Darren Fletcher got the vital winning goal.
United is simply unstoppable.
There's no defence United cannot breach and people are finding it hard to breach United's defence.

I didnt see Yaks throughout the 90 mins as Vidic had him in his back pocket.
The defence is tighter than the Devil's ass and y'all guys had no class upfront to cause any problem for Rio and Vida.
Sorry for making ur weekend horrendous but United needs to stay 9 points ahead of Chelsea before Mourinho rolls out his team against Wenger.
Arsenal might wanna do Chelsea a favour cos u cannot really count on the goooners these days.

United can only hope Wenger neutralises Mourinho's attack.
This season will go down to the wire.
Unstoppable Man United.
UP UNITED.

@ Lordimpaq,

United's unleashed the greatest football havoc in the history of the Prem.
Riverside stadium was bombed back to the stone-age with some of the best attacking play u will ever see in the EPL.
The same ground where Chelski lost and Arsenal was lucky to get a draw.
Ronaldo is phenomenal and all n sundry should count 'emselves lucky to have witness the trickeries of Cristiano.

Anutha 3 points grabbed.
United is 6 points ahead of Chelsea and a whooping 16 points ahead of ARSEnal.
Who can stop United in this form? No one.
United grind a very vital 3 points yet again.

Man Utd RULES, Arsenal drools.

Its so obvious Amoke is on shroomz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Terry n Rooney behind Ashley Cole?
Try R. Kelly behind 2face.

@ Lordimpaq,

Dont make me beat u.
Anyways, i have got a question i wanna ask u and Loyika.
Do u think i am biased and i hate Arsenal?

Lifejacket?
United can swim.
We don't need a life-jacket.

Boro should rather lock their doors and close their windows.
Why? The Red Devils are in town.
They diss Man Utd and we'll kidnap their daughters.
Maim 'em wives and and set the the whole Riverside on fire.

Rooney, Ronaldo and Saha are blazin
There wont be any mercy on Boro's children.
Its the Armageddon and United is going 6 points clear by 7pm GMT.
ARSEnal, catch us bleeping can.

The penalty calls were dodgy.
Even Gay Wenger admitted those decisions were dodgy.
Enjoy ur weekend.
Its the least u guys need after a horrendous November.
Catch United if u can.

@ Loyika,

I can't believe what just happened at the Emirates stadium.
Graham Poll had to show how biased he is when he officiates a game involving Arsemnal.
The 2 penalty calls were dodgy. What the Bleep was that?

Rosicky should have been carded for that dive as Chimbonda did not even touch him.
The 2nd penalty was even worse as Van Persie used his hand to control the ball before falling down.
Anyways, they home-advantage worked well for all y'all and lets see how it will work against Mourinho.

Arsenal as a team ain't doing too bad with the position(3rd) on the league table.
Nah, i guess not, what the Bleep, ohhhhh my God they are doing really bad with the points.
13 massive points behind Man Utd and 10 points behind Chelsea.
U guys should do United a favour and neutralise Mourinho's tactics next sunday.

Its all good.
The score-line does flatter Arsenal's overall performance.
The scoreline should have been Graham Poll 3-0 Tottenham.
Lemme go n prep maself ready for the game of the day against Middlesboro.
Arsenal, catch us if u can.


@ Kitty Kit,
My prediction would seem off-mark but don't blame me.
Blame Graham Poll. He is the biggest asshole on the planet.
No wonder he got kicked out of the world cup.
Enjoy ur weekend.

@ Lordimpaq,

Its good to console urself with a signature like that.
Ya position on the league table is a direct opposite of that signature unless u had the whole shebang upside down.
Arsenal is losing again today------------------------
Its about 1hr to kick-off and Wenger still does not know what formation to deploy.

Winning streak?
Spurs now and Chelski later.
Do u really think this Arsenal can record victory against Chelsea?
I want u to do some soul-searchin.

@ Tosinadeda,

I am not talking of the Champions league in 1999.
The Jackal is talking about the TREBLE.
Did Liverpool win a treble? Are u dreamin?

@ Kitaun,

Pls make it 3 weeks.
Spurs will win tomorrow.
Its been written and the scores will be 2-1 to Spurs.

He is on loan for 3 months.
Larsson is not a permanent player.
Fergie struck this shrewd deal because Torres cant join till summer.
We would have gotten a victory if we had Larsson on the bench against Chelsea.
Its a very shrewd buy and i think Fergie is spot on.

Giggs is 33, Neville and Scholes are 32.
Dennis Bergkamp left Arsenal at 36 and Sheringham is still making things happen at 39+
It aint about the age and i am happy Larsson will play against Arsenal next year January.
Lets hope he repeats the kinda performance he had at the UCL finals.
Larsson is the boooooooooooooooooomb.