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@ Dinozzo
It shouldn't . . . .

But that Oseni guy is a plonker.
He has wasted more chances than anyone else in the competition.
We should bang in the goals quick and leave no room for cheating referees.

One can defend this team anywhere.
The Ideye and Bala Ezekiel team were not good enough and i hate it when people say they were robbed.
They did not deserve to win that match . . . . .They were too poor for ma liking.

This YEMI TELLA of a coach should remove Oseni.
He keeps missing chances . . . .not tracking down runs and he is just generally poor.
Akinsola should be brought in and lets roast these stupid Germans.
We need to score a goal now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HALF TIME . . . . . . .

U can see the highlights of the 1st half now on FIFA.COM
I am watching it LIVE on BRITISH EUROSPORT.

Nigeria should be 5 goals up.
Too many missed chances and i am beginning to feel Germany might claw back and win the game.
Nigeria's playmaker Haruna got injured so Nigeria is struggling in the midfield area.
It promises to be a good 2nd half but Nigeria will win if they score 1st in the 2nd half.
If the Germans score first then the momentum will be with them.

Christiantus remains the saviour.

That hardly matters . . . . . . . . . .

The fact still remains Chelsea has won the league 3 times in 53 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats a hardly a good record.
Even Enyimba FC of Aba have done better.

@ Dinozzo,

Did u see the Germans nodding to hit the post now?
This is where i think we will struggle . . . . . . HARUNA'S injury will cost Nigeria.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Christiantus just missed anutha sitter.
German goalie off his line and Christiantus shot nearrowly wide.
We should kill this GAME once anf for all.

GERMANY SCORES

What a goal from KROOS

He just tore the Nigerian defence apart.
What a player . . . .These Germans are good.

@ Dinozzo,

I am not even worried about the goals.
Its the intensity, pace, grit, drive and their technical ability.
These guys have played 5 games and have 110 attempts at goal . . . . . . .
Its  just brilliant. . . . . . .  .This team is better than any under-17 team i have seen.
Their coach must be a brilliant lad because Christiantus reminds me of YEKINI . . . . .very dangerous!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. This team could have beaten Chelsea on sunday . . . .

@ Dinnozzo,

These Germans are good.
Nigeria needs to take his chances and they just pulled LUKMAN HARUNA out to injuries.
That is DISASTRAOUS.

Haruna is what makes us tick . . . .Who is this ALFA?
I hope he delivers .
GOALLLLLLLLLL . . . . . . . . .20 secs and he just scored.
What a sub . . . . . . .


GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

ALFA SCORES
2-0

Nigeria 1-0 Germany.

12 minutes played.
Christiantus  has SCORED again.

Topeorekoy,
Its not 1-1 . . . . . .Are u watching from MARS?

@ Loyika,

That was HARSH.
One of the richest clubs in England and they are incompetent?
Are u aware Jose Mourinho earns 5 milla a year? How can a manager well-paid be incompetent?
Akola even posted something on their history . . . . . .
A history with no achievement is no HISTORY.
Nigeria got its independence in 1960 and then what
Chelsea was a club that didnt win the domestic title for 50 years . . . . .
What makes us think it wont be another 50 years before they win it again?
History can repeat itself, innit?

@ Razorr,

You cannot tell me to mind me business.
The last time i checked, none of u Chelsea vermins have a penny at Chelsea so when did Chelsea become urs?
Imagine Akola telling me to leave em alone . . . .Them? Who is them? Are u guys shitting me?

We all know how u rodents infested United threads with your heresies and blasphemous statements . . . .
Now its your turn to be ridiculed and all y'all saying is LEAVE US ALONE.
I will not stop . . . . I warned u then to make fun of Man Utd in the best way u can but be ready for me WARS when Chelsea loses.
This was the WAR i was talking about then . . . . If u don't want to get stamped . . .then don't stamp someone!
What goes around FUCKING comes around . . . . .

Of course, winning is now a tradition for everyone.
United has won its last 2 matches so theres nuthing to say about em.
Arsenal has never lost this season so we can't talk about em . . .
Liverpool is yet to lose so what can we say about em.
Chelsea? the latest victim of disgrace and shame . . . . .THERE'S PLENTY TO TALK ABOUT EM.

@ Vieira,

A team that has no history wants to force itself on everyone else.
The same team a former player(William Gallas) described as having no class.
They never spew the truth . . . .Remember how they denied they met Ashley Cole in a hotel . . . . How sick is that?
Chelsea never admits to anything they do wrong and they want the media or everyone to like em.
I will celebrate their downfall with BUBBLY and VSOPs . . . .Let em crumble if thats the way English football will be respected in Europe.
UEFA has stated a club must field 3 club-trained players who have been registered for 3 years between the ages of 15-21 in the Champions league but unfortunately, only John Terry qualifies in that category.
Couldn't Jose have named 2 players from the youth team to complete the 25-man squad? No . . .He wouldn't.
The same set of Chelsea fans are the 1st people to say 3 LIONS is shit and their academy keeps failing England.
Chelsea is the biggest PILLOCK in the premiership . . . .The FA should do something about em.
Wha

@ Akolawole,

Le Chacal must have touched a sore nerve . . . . .I am sowwwwy. . . . Notttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!
First all, I am not one of those cyberphiles who derives pleasure in making 40,000 posts on a blog.
Will i be paid for it? Look at ma signature on Nairaland and tell me why posting so much will fatten ma pockets.
U have a very warped view of what i represent and its sad!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am not obsessed with Chelsea. Why should i? The last time i checked, Man Utd is the current champion in England.
Jackal talks abput Chelsea because some morons come to Man Utd thread to tell us Jose Mourinho is better than this and that.
In this manner, i have the bragging rights to punch holes in their dud theories that Jose is a special being.
Chelsea has got no history so i can never be obsessed with a team with no history.


Until Chelsea fans stop going to Man Utd threads to desecrate it . . . . .I will not stop to shit on ur threads as well.
This is a forum and i have the rights to say whatever i like anytime i want.
The last time i checked . . . . I have got the FREEDOM OF SPEECH.
Lemme repeat it again for u to hear . . . . . .JOSE MOURINHO IS A Arrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U can sue me or call the cops if u are not happy with it.
C-ya later.

@ Loyika,

Ain't u brilliant?
This is why my day is not complete on NL if we dont pit wits together.
Imagine Akola coming here to paint us a story of how everything is fine with Chelsea and reh reh reh reh reh.
Why would Chelsea leave out Michael Ballack and tell us its because of his injuries? . . . . . .
If they are trying to sell him out . . . .including him in the team list does not even make him cup-tied unless he kicks a ball?
Something is definitely wrong with the Administration at Chelsea especially when they only registered 23 players out of the allowed 25.
The richest team in Europe going into a competition with 2 men down??

@ Dayokanu,

I wont comment after this as this is going to be ma last straw on this issue.
Lemme say it again here that Penalty is a lottery.
I have seen the world's best players missing penalty kicks that You and I could have popped in . . . . . . .
Germany never lost a penalty is just down to LUCK . . . . . .
Zico, Platini, Maradona, Baggio have all lost to penalties so does that mean they are no good or they don't train for it?
What the heck are u talking about here?

Why is it insulting for a Man Utd fan to diss Bayern Munich.
Bayern was beaten fairly and squarely by Man Utd to win UEFA in 1999.
A Man Utd team without their integral spine in Keane and Scholes.
You might have won the cup 4 times or fuckever but its the 1958 Busby Babes tragedy that robbed United off their European glory.
When a club loses an entire team to air crash . .  . . i don't need to spell it out what that team could have done in Europe having reached the S/finals of UEFA the previous season before the air crash.
Imagine ur Bayern losing their entire team to a bomb blast . . . .Where would they start from?
United would have certainly matched Liverpool's European dominance if that tragedy didnt happen in that cursed land called MUNICH.
Re-building a new team from scraps is the only reason why United does not have the records of Real Madrid, Milan and Liverpool.
So don't come here and tell me about football knowledge . . . . .I can drown u in ma pool of soccer history so just SHUSSSSSSSSSSH!!!!!!!!!


If a supposedly weak English side can spank the mighty Germans side 5-1 on their own soil . . .that is GROSS!!!!!!!!
I don't care what anyone says . . . . England and Germany are fierce rivals so don't compare Argentina and Columbia.
Your German team was taught a big lesson on their own soil so let Germany repeat the 5-1 feat Wembley before we can even discuss further.
I don't need any football novice to tell me penalty aint a lottery . . . . .Petr Cech is the best goalie in Europe and he couldnt save one penalty against Liverpool at the Champions League or Man Utd at the community shield.
Obviously, he doesnt train for Penalties . . . . You are such a ninny.
What u do on the training ground evaporates when its CRUNCH TIME so don't tell me Albertini or Shearer never misses.
England is just jinxed . . . . They are not over-rated but they have got a rotten luck.

Jose Mourinho is a Arrow.
He should strike a balance between playing attractive football and winning.
United did it last season so its not impossible.
He should spare us from the boring and defensive tactics he uses to win.

Arsenal's 2003/04 team played the best football and they deserved the Premiership.
Chelsea's 2004/05, 2005/06 produced one of the most boring displays u can ever see on TV and won UGLY.
Man Utd's 2006/07 played one of the mos breath-taking football and was the best team in the land . . . . .
Let Mourinho come out and scheme out a tactic that will make em look attractive.
Arsene Wenger does that with a tight budget why cant Jose do it?

Ghana wld find themselves to blame.
They wasted so many chances and they couldnt contain the spaniard named BOJAN.
BOJAN is like Messi . . . . He terrorised Ghananian defence for so long and he copped a RED card for a silly move at the end.
If Nigeria win against Germany then we should beat Spain cos their dangerman will miss the Finals.

@ Cabali,

Why dont u just shush?
Was i talking to u?
Keep an eye on ur lip . . . .watch ur mouth!!!!!!!!
Dont make me bash ur ribs with a sledge-hammer.

@ Rikkyjen,

Akola must think we are idiots on Nairaland.
He went to a Chelsea site to cull out an article about Abrahamovic going to the dressing room to rub shoulders with Chelsea players!!!!!!!!!!
Thats the most ridiculous statement i have heard this month.
I guess Roman will lift dimunitive Shawn Wright Phillips shoulder high for losing to a lowly rated Villa.
Roman would have patted the players back and promised em more wages for losing the way they did.
Lemme say it here loud and clear that i wldnt wish to be in that dressing room when Roman start barking orders to those mercenaries.
His words will be . . . .IS THIS WHAT I PAID £300 MILLION TO WATCH
Does Akola think a Chelsea website will write anything negative about Chelsea even if its TRUE? He is having a laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Rikkyjen,

U couldn't have written it better.
Why would Akola dispute the Scholesy effect on Jose Mourinho?
It was glaring . . . .All Chelski fans know it so need to flog a dead horse.

Mourinho's rise to stardom came at a price.
Man Utd's elimination was the foundation and him winning UEFA was the crown.
If United had won that match . . . . .Jose wld be replacing Carlos Queiroz as Ferguson's assistant this season as CQ cld have moved to a Spanish club.

@ Deboksy,

If i compare Nigeria in Africa to England in Europe then u should know Nigeria has performed worse.
How many good footballing nations are in Africa compared to Europe?
Africa only has 5 spots in the World Cup while Europe has about 14-16 slots.
Nigeria reaching 3rd or 4th everytimeat Nations Cup is even appaling if u consider their opponents in Africa.
In the tourney Nigeria held in 2000, did Nigeria win? How were they eliminated? By penalty shoot-out so its the same shit.

@ Akola,

Henry is old . . . .Dont even compare a 30 yr old to a 23 yr old Darren Bent.
Robben was sold for 24 million pounds . . . .Is he British?
Shevchenko @ 30 was bought for 30 million pounds . . . . .He must be British.
Ronaldinho's price-tag is 85 milla and i am sure he is a Brit as well.
Is Michael Essien and Drogba not bought at 24 milla each? Are they British?

Lets argue objectively . . . . . . . . .
Remove Terry and Lampard from Chelsea and lets see what they will WIN. . . . .
They might be insignificant to U but those 2 English lads make Chelsea tick.
Terry was out for months last season and u lost the title.
Lampard was out for a match and u lost to a lowly rated Villa.
Is this a coincidence? Why cant other players that merited their price-tag steer Chelsea to their 3rd Prem title?
The loss of Rio Ferdinand in 2003/04(8-month ban) gifted Arsenal that title they won in their unbeaten run.
U can argue it but United was on top of the league before Rio got banned in January!
These players are good . . . .Over-priced or not is the issue . . . .They make their respective clubs tick!

@ Razorr & Somze,

Its nice doing business with y'all.
Razorr has been passed FIT and she suffers from no ailments or nasty infections.
Fax the necessary documents so i can sign em dotted lines.
Razorr should be unveiled on Nairaland soon.

P.S. . . . . . . These CHESTICLES, can i have a glance and feel it thoroughly to check its no silicone.

@ Loyika,

I am sorry to outbid u.
You see . . . . .Arsekis cannot complete with Man Utd in the market.
I got money, power and RESPECT.
Dont worry about her mouth and stuffs . . . . She is having a thorough MOT to flush watever she's got in her mouth and her thingy.
I am bleaching everything u kissed or poured into her

@ Razorr,

I need u to agree in principle before we consider the shipment.
Secondly, the deal will be signed PRONTO if u pass the medicals. . . . . . .
Although, Loyika passed u fit but what is fit for him can be UNFIT for me considering his age.

@ Somze,

I am ready to pay 170 million pounds for Razorr.
How do u want the payment?
Credit/Debit Card, CHAPS transfer, Cheque or Cash?

@ I-man,

I am leaving this thread before DEA catches me.
Le Chacal is running for cover.

@ Razorr,

Forgive I-man.
He is having a mistaken identity syndrome.

@ Doyin13,

You are one helluva Genius.
Are u related to Albert Einstein or Isaac Newton.
I must say the Bridge is longer . . . . . . . .
So, Loyika . . . .Its 20 mins to ur appointment.
Make it 12 inches at least so Razorr will be well satisifed . . . .

@ Loyikx,

No harm done, bro.
You got the message all wrong.
That message was meant for u . . . . .
Razorr complained to me she doesnt feel your ding-dong in her during em sex sessions.
She even finds time to read about Mourinho's rants on the Sun Newspapers when she's being shagged.
Its either u are unbelievably short or Razorr's canal is unbelievably LONG . . . .
Which is Which?

@ I-man . . .

U are one big ass meanie.
Calling a whole Dr Kit a PUSSY? . . . . . . .Thats Gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I admit he can sometimes be an ERRORIST but PUSSY?
Are u saying Kitaun menstruates? Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww.
Maybe its his time of the month cos his comments are now getting frail.
Lets get him some tampex . . . .

@ Razorr,

Pls dont show anything here.
I'd rather not see what will make ma eyes blind n blurry.
Loyika called Prof Patterson for advice on his small ding-dong . . . .I saw the paper-work.
The question here is how do u cope with such a small HB pencil when u can have a bigger sausage to fry!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dump Loyika afterall u have Lordimpaq and a randy Somze who's been acting like an animal on HEAT all day.

@ I-man,

Please, son.
Can u tell the whole house what Obo means in Kitaun's context.
No one has been able to define what it means to me.
Lordi said its a monkey and if something drops . . . .
Do we have homonyms in Yoruba as well?

@ Razorr,

Are u seriously shagging Loyika?
How does he manage it with his little tweenie.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! No wonder he is trying to get an enlargement surgery.
So u are the lass pushing Uncle Loyiks to pack heat underneath.

@ Somze,

Be fast with this new chic . . . .
Loyika is very deadly when it comes to chasing women on NL.
The last time i checked . . . . .he has hit 56 coochies on this forum.

@ Razorr,

Loyika may be too old for her.
I dont want another Abachaesque kinda DEATH on NL.
Its true i hate Arsenal fans but i dont wanna come to Loyika's funeral.

@ Razorr,

TNG is a MALE.
How can a chic have a dick with 2 nuts?
Prof Patterson said anyone with a long pole and 2 nuts is a MAN.

@ Somze,

Loyika has been fighting FLU in the last 2 weeks.
He is a bit under the weather . . . . . .
I am behind u . . . .Lets chase Loyika and his virus away fto the Emirates.

@ I-man,

Seriously? TNG is a geezer?
Blimey!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why is he claiming to be a woman.
I think some people are trying to go queer here . . . .Lemme run 4 cover.

@ Loyika,

So u have heard it . . . . .She is a man or a she-male.
Minister of Women . . . . .I am sorry u can't have this one.

@ Loyika,

The SINS are . . . . . .Kidnapping, Licentiousness, Gangsterism, Murder and Binge Drinking.
PH is worse than the biblical SODOM & GOMMORAH.

@ I-man,

The Russians dont take defeats lightly.
Besides they had no excuses for losing to a Villa side that was determined and gritty.
Somze and Razorr . . . . . . . . . .Only God knows the number of IVs passed to Somze's balls cos it practically burnt like an overloaded cable.