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Ah emeka u fo injure oh.... U fo start work now now

Haaaaa such a diabolical tribe


Il say no more b4 dem ban me

Buhari buwalahari buhari

This precedent you are setting is not good oh

This is an ex president.... He has immunity

You dine wif obasanjo... Tinubu....

But because you hate jonathan to ur marrow u personally go out against him


This precedent is wrong oh.... Move on... Heal the economy.... This is going to be futile

Y only three countries
Show person ghana.... Benin republic... Togo cos am sure their currency have mpre value

Paid to lie and decieve

Somtimes they even be lik

Baba buhari i jus thot of a gud way to get nigerians off your scent on this forex issue.... Tell dem u sold ur house

Buhari be like toh u can thinkin well... Me n you knw say i can not even sell ma cow fo forex.... But tell dem tell dem

Arts and commercial students which pratical una dey do

So fun to be a science student

kate get a computer pro
Trace d ip address
Pay that person a visit
Come back on instagram and tell us da story

Wizkid richer than davido confam
Its not as if celebrities cannot afford these exclusive lifestyles.... They lik beimg smart and dishonorable
Psquare had issue with landlord
Wizkid had issue with landlord
Dbanj issue wit landlord on and on
Tonto refuse pay for bags
Theu hav the money but if they can get away wit not paying for stuff trust me they will
These celebrities dont even buy expensive drinks in clubs
They just go der and som1 dat wanna hang out wif em says wat u drinkin
9ja we stingy n since no law we lik to play fast ones

We nigerians abuse everything..... See make up of life now
Ppl dat brought makeup to us no dey use am like this oh
If dey even use it.... Ul think its tjeir natural face
Kristen stewart
Angelina jolie
Emma stone etc
If they carried makeup lik this to runway stylists will slay dem
Inside our hot and humid nigerian weather see make up ahhhhhj
Govt shld ban make up sef..... Lets start using nigeria makeup lubbish
Growing china economy

Yoruba boiz

Gluttony men i nearly overate yesterday

Odunlade rhe only westerner i respect.... Ma nigga
I knew those women up to no gud
Lik how u clapped black sue deir asses
Between il stop here.... Ma oda acct has been banned as usual again
Am a nairaland cat now
Wen tje ban finish april 9..... I turn to nairaland tiger

When your mouth put ypu inside trouble.... Truust police dem gp drill u well well

Rhis guu is drawing rubbish plis nonsense
I cant pay him 5k for his drawings

The suicide rate under buhari os becoming alarming hmmm na wa oh

Omo even the lips yellow..... her lip yellow pass Caucasian own

Yea that is very gud
Handwriting on the wall
Easterners should wake up and start owning companies instead of microbusinesses
wen they do they shld only employ from futo, unn,

its glaring,..... in other words they are hiring only yoruba ppl.

senior123:
I know he is there. That is why I have said he is selling out there. It is do annoying that Nigerians are so ignorant sometimes. You think life is about fuel and light. Look at US, UK, china, russia, nato, africom, turkey, saudi, iraq all subtly mobilizing their Armies. There is something going on out there and Africa is at the center of it. Exactly as was said; "It os Africans themselves; and their inherent ignorance that will lead to the eventual demise."

The US has already invaded Nigeria in the North. The CIA's prediction that Nigeria would break up in 2015 failed, because people were not ready to continue killing in the name of revenge for boko haram. They were left with divide and conquer and the Biafra thing came up. If Biafra goes, they are automatically western milking cows. Subsequently the break-off of Yoruba and central Nigeria. The US can then send NATO in to invade like they did Libya in the name of international intervention. If Buhari refuses to do their bidding, they will make sure Nigerians suffer. Classic military tactic. Yakubo Gowon did it to the Biafrans, USSR to the Soviet Union, US to Libya, US to Ethopia. US to Zimbabwe, US to Kenya, US to Iraq, US to Afgan. So we have to choose a side.

That is what is going on in the world.

Very inspiring writeup AWwww
Let me respond to you from ma anus cos u made absolutely no sense

tuff!tuff! tuff! Puff puff puff pra pra pra pre pron tuff tuff!!!!!

But Wait oh na real winch.... how is it possible
Simultaneously Egbin, Shiroro, Kainji, Jebba produced nothing
Even electrical workers strike cannot pull that off.
I mean so kainji dam that uses natural resource produced nothing
this is mind boggling.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

E good make person get money

Adults still collecting monthly allowance

Ahhhh dose allowance fit be aisha 3million

yakub 4 million
Musa 3.5 million less 500k cos you got E in maths

FlawlessRebirth2:
WAS GOING TO TELL MY BOYFRIEND AM HAVING HIV (I CUN REMEMBER SAY I NO GET).....




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NOBODY SHOULD QUOTE ME OOO...XEPT U WANT THUNDER TO FAYA YOU

Na your type I dey like quote..... I collect the thunder
Lightning fire you in return
As if thunder can do anything mtschew

Goke7:
Mr. Governor Ilasa-Isolo-Oshodi express road also need urgent attention. God bless

Dont worry I will work on it..... Are there any other roads in your area you wud like me to look into
As If Ambode is on nairaland mtschew

Every single bus stop I know back to back
Ma area finally in the news
Morogbo repping for life
Ambode do our road abeg we don suffer

7 year old Jesu. this gal shld play basketball abi volleyball cos she go tall pass tuface sef

Halimi24:
Am not kidding u cos am no goat-herder

Name one other thing she is generally

recognised for apart

from being wizkid ex

U see?NOTHING

Next time analyse&organise ur simplistic thoughts

very well before

spewing ur unaligned,nonsensical views publicly

Oh Catfight Uhhhhhhh

wer ma popcorn........its about to get dirty

Hehe Maami you mess up
Call her tiwatope Frozen
Hehe Frozen after Disney cartoon hehe

In 1 year you have travelled to America 3 times.
Buhari your dumb yall very dumb
Am sure he wont even see Obama because Obama will be like that dumb nigga here again.
Kerry do me a solid Ok.
Kerry be like Ah Bro y me, y me again men
Before June you will travel to USA again.
Aboki as president. Very soon na under-secretary of education go welcome you... maybe then your head will reorganize.

Bad photographer. the shot you took does not elicit sympathy
In a sane society you would be fired

the only thing that can destroy earth is Jesus second coming.
rubbish list

I know say e no go pass ma ibo gals.
she don lose ego.... onye custom agent
dahs y she wants to kill herself mtschew

The most recent episode of the hit show empire just threw shade on Nigeria.
In A scene involving Jamal and that dude that acted in prison break.
the prison break dude was like "there are 10 countries where you get killed for being gay; Nigeria, Sudan, Iraq, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, Pakistan etc."
What is interesting is that Nigeria was the first country to be mentioned
showing the shade is purposely meant for us.
the conversation so did not fit the scene, very unconnected to anything even their conversation. As he mentioned the said countries. he said one more line and the scene ended.
Nigeria getting press again. Guess we are making a mark on the world map. We can no longer be ignored.