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Stella damascus i go make sense for ur daughter oh


Reason am hehe

Me: Jamb I want to return my jamb wer i got 256 for restitution reasons

Jamb: wat ok you need to return your jamb dat means we wil cal ur university n void ur admission as they wil need ur certificate back

Me: ehn wait

Jamb: nysc wil retrieve their certificate back

Me: na play oh

Jamb: your company wil fire you and file criminal charges against u for inaccurate records and.....

Me: Jesu

Jamb: wahs ur name again

Me: line drops

Me: omo see dis ppl oh.... Wan steal ma joy but godwin....singin godwin til fade.....

Wow those lips on a joystick wil be like suction pump action

Uwwwwwwwppppppppppppppp

dustmalik:
The wailers hate this kind of news

Wailers you so dumb.... U very dumb any dude wif a joystick knows we ought to trade with yuan as well as dollar

Maybe its big news for your illiterate self

To me its long overdue


Guess fuel selling for 87 at this kain times that oil price per barrel has drop wil amaze u as well

Again u dumb u very dumb

Am torn
I like wizkid music
Like linda ikeji as a a woman who achieves
Wizkid caution ur tongue.... She jus doin her job
She dishes scoop on celebrities
If you were in usa wud u beef tmz and co

Funny enough this woman may be more decent than many nigerian women

She shares controversial pictures but may only be nacking her husband......

Wow thats nice

Being pro biafra dahs noce

In the end one nigeria is wat we need

No mata d vitriol we share on nairaland.... U find ursef being embraced by the other tribe... Helpin them wil dey helpin u

Sha out to look fo stories to lash out at any ibo hating piece ghen ghen

One love nigeria

All of u saying oil price crash

Oilbis it not 40.3 dollar per barrel its goin up
The problem is buhari and banks

Jah wil punish nigerian bank executives

They are increasing their income thru fx sale

We thot curbin bdc wil help the economy but bamks are doin worse

Makin not jus infividuals but conglomerates queue for fx

These conglomerates if they leav nigeria wat businesses do our banks have left

All lpo idf..cdf is done wif conglomerates.... But stupid banks make dem source fx at premium rates

Efcc u ppl hav not seen fraud.... Wt cbn n bank execs are doing wil blow ur mind

Guinness downsizing
Banks downsizing
Julius berger downsizing
Under just one year of buhari
Buhari you are a curse to nigeria
I never voted you... But it pains me ppl stil say buhari
Let any election come up
I assure u dat u wil lose edo state
Nigerians have seen your deceit
Wen i mean nigerians i no mean hausa fulani
Cow beta pass hausa fulani

See me that wanted to buy camaro dat davido is using



In this kain hard times

Toyota here i come

Na too on phone oh before using am be the koko.....

As u jus on am na so the phone seller go shout brossssss


I dey come wait giv me dat one test this one first..... Brosssssss u sabi oh..... Brosssss

Sha no more tecno buying from me

Initial gra gra

We shall soon be crossing those bridges as usual


Govt go tire......

Dey intimidate your own teammates


No be so oh..... Hehe.....

Hehe

You geh luck

Dem fo rob u do quickie on the actresses hehe

If i slap ham ehn..... U no see mohamed become na Jesus......if i slap you ehn

Hissorite


Photography na money no men

livinbygrace:
Ndukwa,the former capenter from Ajegunle,is buying every houses and turning them into brothels.Within 4 years he has built more than 5 brothels from 1st gate to Alakija Bus stop..and from what i heard the man has more than 100 brothels in Lagos.

Exactly there is one kwale man dey said have lik 100 hotels in lagos.... They always have one style... Dbuildings are always brown n wine color for lintels. His hotel plebty fo old ojo road

Guys be like omo wish i did dis during ma time
Gals be lik .... And we suppos celebrate this

As a guy omo so cute.....hehe

The pikin resemble d mama oh

Wizkid u neva see....more pictures of
4 months old
5 months old
6 months old....
1 year old
13 months old
14 months old
20 months old
2 years old
31 months old


You go knw say u born pikin true true

Fire in binta diallo gold digger

2006 wife was uhnnnnn
2016 wife is lookin prettier..... Marriage fulfils women i guess

Great song.... Adekunle gold deliver again we hav been lookin for a jam to rock to fo a whil.... This is it

Dumb storyline
Poor visuals by adasa cookey evrybody face dey shine.... Thot we past dat era

Hehe ali baba n bad mouth

Tomoro if he helps her she wil insult him saying bla bla

Wat are churches for if u a fulltime member and dey cannot help solve these problems

Some problems shld start n end wit churches

But no churches are now businesses

sinaj:
When I saw dragged in the title, I tot Linda held the collar of his shirt nd dragged him to d poli





Linda don talk am say him go destroy him career.

You seriously thought that

Such a nice joke ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha

Ok the big winners in this hard times are not even the banks but executives at banks

Why should you even sell at premium to multinationals

If these companies divest will the nation survive

Also wen their cost of production trickles down to all and sundry is it not masses that suffer

Instead of the banks to aid the ecconomy the useless cabal is rippin it off

Why have cbn not set heads rollin in bankin sector because they too are complicit

Corruption is at its peak under buhari... N he dare say goodluck was corrupt

Your are not a prostitute

You are prostitution

For ur life u no go try am again

This man said the truth


Anoda set is nigerian gals.... Be chinese lebanese u can sleep wif any nigerian gal walai

Indian
Korean
Phillipine
Brazilian film
Has made our guys mushy mushy
Na 9ja we dey oh
Our gals like gbim gbim kpan love

How i wish say i dey fine for picture photogenic small


Ma face can spoil picture hehe

Hehe dem rape am

Ma nyash is covered with Blood of Jesus

I come against any homosexual gay anyfin

Chai feel for the guy.... U fo tell d guy say make i give u Mouth Gig na..... Den bite hos dick off

Na u call am trash

Go kenya ethopia...cameroon....uganda

Deir ppl dey beg radio say make deir artistes blow

Say na so so 9ja music dem dey play

Iv found one fin in life... 100000 ppl can neva be wrong.

Any song that i dont lik if all man dey bump am.... Dat song make sense be dat