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safarigirl:
sean what?! That bleached out, ugly version of Davido? Abasi mbok! No, no, no. Never! Flavour deserves a spot in the top 10 abeg, maybe number 9. It's KCee, B-Red and even Patoranking that should be off. Even that Tekno boy ought to be on the list over Davido.

So i was viewing this thread as a guest earlier but had to login to view your fucking ugly profile and let me say i'm not disappointed

cuz you remind me of the infamous chinese ugggh-leee !!

Now who the Bleep are you to rant on these niggahs as if they even know you exist ??

Well, B-red isn't really impressive and he's SHORT so i won't say he;s sexy or something but he's quite handsome and fresh.

His single Twerk ft davido (The song is crap) has over 500,000 YT views so STFU if u can't watch youtube on your asha 205 (the quality of

that photo on your dp confirms this lol) instead of displaying stupidity on a faceless web board.

ALso, before burna boy can make such list, tell him to clean all those rashes off his face. and leave patoranking biko.

I tire you. i dan tire to dey type.

sandrannna:
silly boy.

WTF

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Modified: So upon all ma kurukere nah FTC for 2nd page i be.

Mod oya delete my post i nor dey do again

xxxtedyxxx:
hahaha guy u funny nice on..thumbs up on d new swags. Don't dull d package. Reel her in. Just go on n off with her. Keep d jealousy plot line going, one minute be interested, next minuite take her as just a normal girl. I will advise u chop ur own and leave bro. No time. Just don't fall all serious for her. Chop n go ma guy

Thank you fam.

Bloodaly, wah can i say?? You're simply awesome

So there's this babe whom i met just before i got into the uni and we got talking

though she was the one who got all over me and i was forced to 'fall' for her

that was 2 years ago, i mumu small that time and nor too sharp.

I was acting the BF role and this babe dey reciprocate like maaadt but i didn't pop

the "will u b my GF" questions.

My bro she changed after she don flash green, blue and yellow lights tire

I got so desperate when it was obviously late and asked her out but she said she waited too

long and i need to Bleep off which i did.

Did i mention she changed to my choice uni as well as choice course in her jamb cuz of me

Finally we got admitted same dept and err thing but i was kinda broke den and this babe set die

come see as she dey use me wash.

Fast forward to second year i geared up my swag got some blings, got the iphone 6 same month

it came out and meh i stayed really fly bleeped the girls.

But i noticed one thing, this girl always has jealousy written all over her face anytime she sees me with

other girls but i nor send bruhh.

I changed my number and one night like dat i got a message on my number's whatsapp from the babe and we had a convo which went thus:

She: Is that ur babe @dp?

ME: Lol., how are u doing?

She: I'm fine. answer my question; is that ur babe?

Me: Lol, I'm good as well

She: Are u shy? She's fine o

Me: Yeh, she's my babe.

She: Your lucky *Rolls eyes*

Me: Thanks.

From then nah so so GF question she dey ask until recently,

She started using the word "Dear" for me whereas im always using the word "baby".

I asked her when we gon' meet she said when we resume.

I called her on the phone and she responded so fucking like wife material asking me about

the whole fam and shit.

Bro should i play along like a mugu which im not or what sef

PS: i'm more used to fucking and dumping i'e one night stands but man need to settle

pesin don dey 300 now.

Abeg after you don read this "story for the gods" finish order for 1 bottle of moet and 2 catfishes its all on me

who else noticed that like play like play banga lee don port back come 9ja

tax don finish baba oo

ShakurM:
mofo

ShakurM:
Meet my daddies

Thunder wey go fire handle you dey here dey break him fast with me

i tire for dumb NL scammers.

OLX don full

You cannot satisfy err one in this world.

just do what u feel is right and treat ppl the way u'd wish to b

treated.

BTW, Fp yaayyyy

chai, nigerian guys and woman wrappering nah 5 and 6,

imagine a few weeks back alex a nairalander was also featured on a particular magazine

and it made front page only for dem to bash the guy that he owns the magazine himself .

Now a lady got featured and they are like. "Good girl", "fine gal" etc.

Bloody hypocrites.

onila:
I know that boy
he used to be my neighbour

his mother is from Ukraine
his father is Akwa Ibom

a very smart, nice, quit and intelligent boy

I hope they release him

With the way y'all are protraying this guy.

Make God nor make the kidnappers come read online

comments or else.

nah 15,000,000 ransome dem go demand

if u know am, pray for am. sefini

which one be he is half cast, he is this, he is that.

Another one up there typed he didn't school in the country.

You don't know the current financial capacity of the guy's parents so

no let ur comments make the kidnappers (who might possibly be on nairaland since stolen cars have been put for sale on here before)

demand more than the parents could afford.

I hope he is seen as soon as possible though

i luv ppl who don't go overboard to pls fools like OP.

just imagine a scenario of those couple seeking loan in order to throw a

lavish bullshit in the name of wedding only to spend the next 5 yrs paying loan.

This is what i call lowkey trips and what matters is their happiness which i could see

written all over their faces.

OP, You must be a dullard.

ff

maryjames9:
INTERCONTINENTAL BANK,SOCIETE GENERAL BANK SCAMMER. He use Kwara workers salary to bribe senators just to become senate president. In a sane society this guy should be in jail.

i am a kwaran and can testify to this.

God bless you bro

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U

Bros

Be a role model to the younger nairalanders nah

The is an example of a pathetic scum of the earth.

No gullible fellow should fall for his petty crime.

Low life dumbass ..

ccc

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KoredeBellosMum:



Onli poor peepz buy used cars

hOW MANY brand new cars yur pikin korede don buy for uu

biafransoul:
Wetin I do you na? Abi the dullard no try today?

idiatttt

1. Yhu nor get sense

2. Yhu b wowan wrapper.

You nor dey confused and u r bold enuff to call a man who has been striving

to restore the country's lost glory a dullard yet when a lady said yu are mad on a faceless forum

u got so emotional.

Better go register at yaba left for mental evaluation, something must be wrong upstairs my fooolish brother.

nerodenero:
He shouldn't cry foul play. Their faith allows it

you re lost. Bleep YOU.

frisky2good:
If you as Kwarans know that Saraki has milked you dry, why did you vote him and his gang into office again? You had a choice to show him that you have other options in the last elections (just like the nation chose Buhari just to remove GEJ) but you chose not to.

Man you are so on point of this. like i said earlier, those gays deserve thorough milking


its like the whole state has been jazzed man.

barcanista:
New UK Unit Will fight Corruption and Boko Haram

I never knew that Nigeria has become an extension of the UK. The UK anti-corruption agency will be the one fighting corruption in NIGERIA, and their Military will fight BH(another Iraq). So what is the use of Buhari in power when the UK is to take care of our domestic issues? Nigerians should have been told that we are the newest British territory.

To think that paid APC trolls are hailing this is pathetic, and more pathetic that President Buhari saw no shame in retweeting it.

Enemy of progress

in other news

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frisky2good:
Same way Tinubu installed every APC political office holder in Lagos, including Igbokwe. That's why they are fighting to protect his interest.

yeah bro but atleast they are still paying civil servants salaries unlike this one who wants to ruin state!!

FYI, kwara state transport owned by state gov. has been sold meaning err one working there has no salary once they retire.

the kwara state amusement park has been sold.

the ministry of agric was relocated to old bungalows. the offices were demolished and the land was sold

the HOUSE OF ASSEMBLY Quarters is now being sold gradually and members residence have changed to new sub standard houses.

Now, tell me if jagaban can do all these. more revelations soon.

kwarans are suffering but they deserve it cuz they could not get up there ass to vote for pdp in the last election. there was no change

whatsoever in kwara all we had was a change of party and thats it

here in

Geez Guys! Saraki himself is the one controlling anything apc in kwara and he installed

everyone in every position including the governor!

No need to take those bunch of losers serious cuz they have been enslaved by him

so they try hard to win his heart.

imagine a state where the ex governor takes home 100m per month as pension since 2011

and they are unable to pay the salary of workers since january.

imagine a state where they built a 2bn mansion for the ex governor which he rejected and

requested that the cash equivalent be paid into his account this which they did only for him to

still order that they present the same damn house to his wife as a birthday gift////

Imagine a state where the ex governors wife still receieves the first lady of the state's salary even

after her husband is no longer the governor.

There ae more points but i just want u guys to know bukola is everything apc in kwara.

All those idiots talking are no match even for a lagos councilor,

OP, thank God for two things;

1. That i'm not your elder bro. if not, i go beat sense enter ur empty brain.

2. That i'm not ur junior bro. if not, i go arrange with area boys to beat sense empty ur yeye skull.

Well let me look at dis from a different perspective

What if OP has been used by the so called girl for years and he refused to dump

her until the girl dumped OP then OP opened this thread to recover emotionally

klevjey:
I must drive my car dis yr

same here

charlexo:
Baba 02/03 what's d difference.. Nd year u dey buy or na motor u won buy??

Still available

Hyprocrisy at its best. so u mean 2014 nd 2015 are the same.

Quit being dishonest and modify your topic else you won't see a single buyer.

btw, thats a pos up there

rawtouch:
Sweet things turn bitter at the end, doing raw things deh sweet but wen it set can u stand?



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