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MaxInDHouse:What is this one saying? So atheists are lawless or troublesome peeps, or what? How many times have you seen demonstrations and crimes from atheist countries compared to theist ones? |
sagitariusbaby:No sir. Success rate can be as high as 70% depending on the center. And if ur god actually does give children, lots of Christians would have them, instead of the atheists |
Austin4Jesus:Unfortunately the story of Sarah is a myth |
Realists:IVF isnt 100% and nobody would tell you that. Its still better than waiting on a porn loving inept God to do something |
Realists:So god waited til the woman is almost menopausal, right? These kinda scenarios are almost always IVF cos the chances of a woman conceiving singleton babies naturally dwindles with age, never mind having multiple gestations like twins or triplets So rest ogbeni, no be your God. I have seen pastors that were stubborn and didn't want to do IVF til they got too old for reproduction and they were regretting |
RoyalDiadems:Sweetheart, appendectomies are not 50-50 ops like you stated. The op removes the offending appendix and the patient is ok. No stories after. Also, u don't see appendices on xrays. They are not radio-opaque. Most times its a clinical diagnosis borne out of history and exams. The investigations r conducted to back up the diagnosis |
RoyalDiadems:Rhis is why I don't take christians serious. See lie upon lie wey u dey blow. Was ur dad operated on or not? U go talk say dem operate on am, the next u talk say no operation. And which appendectomy is 50-50? |
MaxInDHouse:So how were the men coming at him? About Balaam, there was nowhere it was written that he's a magician. And I forgot, did you see that God changed his like 4 times in that Balaam story? I had to ask whether he's on some quality Crystal meth. I mean he said Balaam shouldn't go, then later changed his mind and said he should, then when he obeyed him, God still sent an angel to kill him. No be juju? ![]() About your experiences as a soldier, I don't have any comments since its your personal experience and no one can corroborate it |
MaxInDHouse:Lol. The joke is absolutely lost on you Supposing bros Samson was busy slaughtering soldiers with just a jawbone and u r one of the soldiers witnessing it, won't you turn around and flee? I mean this guy was busy killing guys and all of them just lined up on a queue waiting for their turn to get killed. Hahahahaha Then Balaam abi Balaak heard his donkey talk and he behaved like its a regular stuff he sees everyday, and was busy going back and forth with bro donkey. That's regular Shrek shit right there ![]() Anyone that believes Bible stories is a grade A retard. Simples |
Righteousness2:Nwokem goan sit down. We've been hearing this since 5000 years and we'd still be hearing it 1 million years later |
MaxInDHouse:A book where one man kills 3000 soldiers with only a jawbone? Or where 2,000 people were on a roof of a house? And so many fairy tales. Do they sound real to u? Snow White and the 7 Dwarves sounds more realistic |
MaxInDHouse:Does the Bible stories sound legit to u? |
MaxInDHouse:I see self-control is one of the characteristics u listed there. Is it the same God that liaised with Elijah to butcher 32 little boys that called him bald? Or the same God that did these… Numbers 32:13 So the Lord’s anger burned against Israel, and He made them wander in the wilderness forty years, until the entire generation of those who had done evil in the sight of the Lord was destroyed 2 Kings 13:3 So the anger of the Lord was kindled against Israel, and He gave them continually into the hand of Hazael king of Aram, and into the hand of Ben-hadad the son of Hazael 2 Kings 17:18 So the Lord was very angry with Israel and removed them from His sight; none was left except the tribe of Judah In fact the same Bible is littered with instances God killed peeps for flimsy reasons Hardly can say he's self-controlled |
MaxInDHouse:Sorry I called you a clown. Apologies About the topic… It would be surprising for a Christian to say god isn't all-knowing. I mean that's what you guys basically sing and dance everyday. But lemme assume for the sake of this discourse he aint omniscient. So what is the qualities of your own version of God (since he's obviously different from the regular God we hear about) |
Dtruthspeaker:So Mr. Liespeaker, who are the Christians? |
MaxInDHouse:I thought u clowns say God knows everything. He knows the beginning and the end. But since you have started denying your gaffes, here goes… Proverbs 15:3 The eyes of the LORD are in every place, Keeping watch on the evil and the good. Ephesians 1:9-11 having made known to us the mystery of His will, according to His good pleasure which He purposed in Himself, that in the dispensation of the fullness of the times He might gather together in one all things in Christ, both which are in heaven and which are on earth—in Him. In Him also we have obtained an inheritance, being predestined according to the purpose of Him who works all things according to the counsel of His will, Psalm 139:1-18 O LORD, You have searched me and known me. You know my sitting down and my rising up; You understand my thought afar off. You comprehend my path and my lying down, And are acquainted with all my ways. For there is not a word on my tongue, But behold, O LORD, You know it altogether. You have hedged me behind and before, And laid Your hand upon me. Such knowledge is too wonderful for me; It is high, I cannot attain it. Where can I go from Your Spirit? Or where can I flee from Your presence? If I ascend into heaven, You are there; If I make my bed in hell, behold, You are there. If I take the wings of the morning, And dwell in the uttermost parts of the sea, Even there Your hand shall lead me, And Your right hand shall hold me. If I say, “Surely the darkness shall fall on me,” Even the night shall be light about me; Indeed, the darkness shall not hide from You, But the night shines as the day; The darkness and the light are both alike to You. For You formed my inward parts; You covered me in my mother’s womb. I will praise You, for I am fearfully and wonderfully made; Marvelous are Your works, And that my soul knows very well. My frame was not hidden from You, When I was made in secret, And skillfully wrought in the lowest parts of the earth. Your eyes saw my substance, being yet unformed. And in Your book they all were written, The days fashioned for me, When as yet there were none of them. How precious also are Your thoughts to me, O God! How great is the sum of them! If I should count them, they would be more in number than the sand; When I awake, I am still with You. Romans 11:33-36 Oh, the depth of the riches both of the wisdom and knowledge of God! How unsearchable are His judgments and His ways past finding out! 'For who has known the mind of the LORD? Or who has become His counselor?' 'Or who has first given to Him And it shall be repaid to him?' For of Him and through Him and to Him are all things, to whom be glory forever. Amen. 1 Corinthians 10:13 No temptation has overtaken you except such as is common to man; but God is faithful, who will not allow you to be tempted beyond what you are able, but with the temptation will also make the way of escape, that you may be able to bear it. Psalm 44:21 Would not God search this out? For He knows the secrets of the heart. Isaiah 46:9-10 Remember the former things of old, For I am God, and there is no other; I am God, and there is none like Me, Declaring the end from the beginning, And from ancient times things that are not yet done, Saying, ‘My counsel shall stand, And I will do all My pleasure,’ Isaiah 55:8-9 "For My thoughts are not your thoughts, Nor are your ways My ways," says the LORD. 'For as the heavens are higher than the earth, So are My ways higher than your ways, And My thoughts than your thoughts. Hebrews 4:12-13 For the word of God is living and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the division of soul and spirit, and of joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart. And there is no creature hidden from His sight, but all things are naked and open to the eyes of Him to whom we must give account. Genesis 8:1 Then God remembered Noah, and every living thing, and all the animals that were with him in the ark. And God made a wind to pass over the earth, and the waters subsided. Isaiah 40:13-14 Who has directed the Spirit of the LORD, Or as His counselor has taught Him? With whom did He take counsel, and who instructed Him, And taught Him in the path of justice? Who taught Him knowledge, And showed Him the way of understanding? Isaiah 45:6-7 That they may know from the rising of the sun to its setting That there is none besides Me. I am the LORD, and there is no other; I form the light and create darkness, I make peace and create calamity; I, the LORD, do all these things.’ Matthew 10:29 Are not two sparrows sold for a copper coin? And not one of them falls to the ground apart from your Father's will. John 10:27 My sheep hear My voice, and I know them, and they follow Me. 1 Corinthians 2:10 But God has revealed them to us through His Spirit. For the Spirit searches all things, yes, the deep things of God. Ephesians 1:4 just as He chose us in Him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before Him in love, Ephesians 2:10 For we are His workmanship, created in Christ Jesus for good works, which God prepared beforehand that we should walk in them |
MaxInDHouse:But being an omniscient God, he should have known all these would happen and prevented them |
Dtruthspeaker:Change of Post! I Didn't say I was the most righteous person. When u say the Christians I mentioned are not christians but church goers that means you insinuate u r the only Christian around Lies! Those people had it throughout the 80s and 90s while we were enjoying in Nigeria, before you imported them, which is what I said! There was no time you were better off than those Europeans. Talk another lie Less Christians, more pagans, you said! Full Time Liar, Goal Post Thief, fact twister. I would have told you to look at stats of Christian growth in Nigeria from then til now but knowing you, its just a waste of time. Your delusion is impeccable. You choose and live your lies And this just clearly proves that all atheists are wicked evil people who do not have any good thing to give or reasonable thing to say Lol. Of course you have to show yourself. I can proclaim all Christians are liars like you but know its not true. I wont be drawn down to your level |
Lamanii22:Okay. No p |
BRATISLAVA:Bros, science never told you its infallible. I even told you its not up to 90% success rate. It's better than doing nothing(which is what I call praying to a non-existent heavenly porn watcher |
ProphetofOdin:That's the workings of the brains a typical christian |
BRATISLAVA:I have explained to u. If u still don't understand, then I can't help you IVF has success rate from 50-80% depending on locations in the world. No one would tell you its 99 or 100% Its better than sitting and waiting for your non existent god to move his ass while one gradually gets old |
bonnyhope:What about those that he ignored and they never had children. I mean pastors and good christians oh Yet her gave atheists ample children without them acknowledging him This god is not fair at all ![]() |
KIDfurniture:So god gave oyinbo the brain to do that and forgot to give Africans? Christians are legit clowns ![]() |
Winning123:Lol. Christians can be funny sha So now u agree its IVF and ur god has no hand in it |
Dtruthspeaker:I have forgotten how quite demented you r ![]() 1. There are actually people that r more righteous than u r. If u don't believe it, don't assume me to be a liar. U lie a lot 2. All those qualities u mentioned are actually qualities of a typical Nigerian Again, I ask 'How is your life better than a typical atheist in America or Europe?' You have dodged that question 3. When has 'Sunday churches' been a sign of righteousness? I thought u said 'churchgoers' r not Christians? ![]() |
OkoAmarashy:Sorry sir. U don't make sense. A third person has confirmed the same. Maybe u can throw more light yourself |
naija4life247:You finished giving us your brief history, in the end, you didn't contributed anything meaningful, and you jumped to a conclusion. Is there anything in your writeup that gave rise to that conclusion? Hell no. That's why u folks fail English woefully |
BRATISLAVA:Simple Whenever you hear couples with infertility issues for many years and suddenly they get hit with twins, triplets etc, it's a no-brainer. A woman's ability to conceive dwindles as she gets older, so getting pregnant for a singleton fetus is even difficult, never mind multiple gestations. It's only assisted conceptions that helps them. Many use donated eggs cos by ages 35 to 40, the eggs get poorer in quality and Mullerian factor dwindles. So during fertilization, 4 or more eggs are implanted so as to get the best outcome. Sometimes 2 out of them survive. Sometimes 3. That's how the multiple gestation came up, and boom, they give birth to twins, triplets, news gets to Nairaland and our ignorant Christians start praising their gods and what-not, while the parents look on in wonder at the sheer stupidity on display Savvy? |
Dtruthspeaker:You're further worsening your case, bro ![]() 1. The people around me u call Church goers live more righteous lives than you'd ever dream of. And lets assume Dtruthspeaker is the only Christian in Nigeria(since he doesn't believe there are other true Christians), how is your life better than the average atheist European, Chinese or American that has better healthcare, food, security, infrastructure etc? 2. In the good old days u pointed out, there were actually less Christians and more 'pagans'. The gospel isn't as widespread as it is now, so u r saying your gracious god was favoring heathens. So that completely negates your point 3. And oh, I'm much older than you think. You should be talking about my if my daughter was born then ![]() Bros 'Dtruthspeaker', turns out your name is a big burden foe you ![]() |
Dtruthspeaker:That's even worse. He had other sons and daughters after Cain got married in Chapter 4? So you still haven't answered who bros Cain married. You're further shooting yourself in the foot I suggest you chill out a little from defending that fairy tale. The problem is you'll enter more portholes as you try to defend one porthole |
Karnice600:So what's the purpose of life? |
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