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Eriokanmi:I would much rather meet a weed-smoking policeman than a drunk one any day. Weed that is NOT contaminated with Chinese chemicals has a calming effect on users. I know this because I am one of them, with all rights and privileges implied. |
Lovelink1991:Oh, how I wish this Utopian dream could be true in Nigeria. |
Enoch07:You will hardly encounter anyone whose hobby is hunting, that will be ready to confront a man with a gun. A close-range shot from an AK rifle will shatter bones, and spray out a kilogram of flesh chunks amid in a pink mist, leaving a massive hole. As much as I dislike corrupt policemen, I would never dream of trying to correct them personally. The risk that they could be drunk is too high. The rot in the Nigerian police force cannot be corrected by one man acting alone. I gladly pay my appreciative tithe to Nigerian police officers, with gratitude, because their presence along the road reduces the chances of my encountering kidnappers along that same road. |
This loud shouting person filming himself challenging armed men must have a death wish. It is not bravery, but suicidal madness, that would inspire anyone to confront and challenge an armed man, REGARDLESS of the circumstances. |
Tohsynetita1:Google Earth is a free download. Once you have it in your computer, you can run a search for the name of any town or street in the world, and in many cases you can see the street as though you are standing there. The more remote areas don't offer that street view, but at least one can see major geological features and forest areas. |
Tohsynetita1:Looking at Google Earth, the forest reserve in that area is one of the largest in Nigeria. It looks to be almost the size of Belgium, all covered with triple canopy jungle that provides the perfect hiding place for kidnappers to keep their victims. Bad times have arrived in Nigeria. |
When southern Nigerian's heard of the Chibok school mass abduction a decade ago, the location seemed like a distant land far from civilization. Now another batch of secondary school students has been kidnapped in Oyo State, just a couple of hours drive from Ibadan, South West Nigeria. |
I will take a wild guess that the factory spewing poison gas into schools in Ijebu Ode will be Chinese-owned. Chinese-run industries have justly earned a sordid reputation for repeated incidents of severe and highly toxic air pollution all over the world. |
This news account of police officers identified as kidnappers brings to mind a time years ago that found me driving alone along an empty road in the Nigerian countryside, when I observed the driver in a car I was about to overtake tilting his head to study me intently in his rear-view mirror. At the same time I noticed that the car veered towards the center of the narrow road, clearly in a bid to prevent me from overtaking that vehicle. Rather than unleash the full power of the 5-liter V8 engine lurking under the hood of my antique Mercedes saloon, as I was temped to do right away, I slowed down in feigned compliance with those sinister maneuvers of the car blocking my path, which was now slowing down to try and force me to a stop along that very remote stretch of rural highway. I began to fake a docile intention to pull over at the roadside, while waiting for that fleeting opportune instant when I could abruptly launch my vehicle into tire-smoking acceleration and evasive action. Satisfied that I was timid and ignorant enough to allow myself to be trapped on an isolated highway, the car in front of me slowed down even more, while THREE of the doors were cracked open and held ajar even before the car came to a complete stop. At the same time, I spotted the unmistakable silhouette of TWO assault rifle muzzles poking out the opening doors on the left and right of the vehicle ahead of me, as the obviously armed occupants prepared to disembark even before their car reached a full stop. That was my cue to embark on some reckless and violent stunt driving. That finely-tuned Mercedes V8 motor responded with robust alacrity the instant I floored that gas pedal. The river of torque generated in that blink of an eye caused the two back wheels to screech loudly while peeling off a swirling trail of white smoke as the car fishtailed left and right under the raw power suddenly brought to bear on the drive train. My wolf-in-sheep's-clothing Mercedes careened to the far left of the road, and roared past the unfolding ambush in a cloud of dust and gravel kicked up when the tires briefly left the tarmac to avoid hitting the car blockading my path. With the ambush team's car now in MY rear view mirror, I proceeded to accelerate with near-suicidal focus into a series of sharp turns while riding the ragged edge of controllability, to make sure the ambush crew never saw my tail lights until I reached the police station on the outskirts of the next town along that road. In what I would soon realize was a blunder of monumental proportions, I slammed on the brakes in front of the police station, and jumped out to alert the officers on duty about approaching kidnappers that would be so easy to ambush and kill the instant they rounded the bend and came into view at the police station. Rather than take up firing positions and prepare to light up the car that was pursuing me, the officers who ambled out of the station conveyed no sense of urgency despite the warnings I repeatedly shouted. No ambush was set up, and I was still trying to convey the sense of urgency when the pursuing car rounded the bend, and, to my utter astonishment, parked in front of the police station. Only then did it finally dawn on me that the vehicle which had gone to such extremes to try and trap me along that lonely road, was full of armed policemen, among whose number two gunmen were blind drunk. My sense of relief that I would not be caught in a crossfire was soured by the realization that the men in that car were on-duty policemen who augmented their salaries by kidnapping motorists along that lonely road, and presumably murdering them after ransom had been paid, to prevent the identity of the bad cops from being disclosed by released hostages. As a reward for my impudent audacity of having escaped capture and abduction for ransom where there were no witnesses, one of the drunken police officers demanded and received all the cash that I had on hand, before I was reluctantly allowed to go on my way. In recalling that educational incident, it comes as no surprise to read the story here today, about Nigerian policemen who moonlight as professional kidnappers. |
AlabiKILLER2023:You be correct man when sabi wettin dey good for this life. Woman of 20 to 23 when neva get belle once before, when everything dey new. You nogo miss road, and na ONLY betta ting go dey find you come in Almighty Jeeeesus name amen. |
Kendollar696:You have hit the nail on he head, my brethren. The PRIMARY attraction I feel for women is PURELY physical. If I had a need to engage in deep intellectual discourse, I would have joined the Rotary Club. When I seek out female company the motivation is pure animal lust above all other considerations. If any woman in my field of view shows even the slightest hint of high mileage or previous pregnancy, I lose interest instantly. Just that quick. |
AngelicBeing:I am ready to box with Donald Trump over this matter. |
Winnin009:Ha ha ok, na so. In the meantime, Papa Got fobit bat ting. I hope to hear that you too will become a stoner like me. I'm not holding my breath, though haha |
wallrichy:Wonderment. To each his own, brother. I love weed, yet most people hate it, just as I hate alcohol that most adults might enjoy drinking. |
TheGift:Ha ha I cannot even distinguish between an old woman and an old married woman since they are all 100% invisible to my attraction radar. |
Winnin009:Speak for yourself, good sir. Arousal is based on purely individual preference. My personal preference in women is exactly as stated in the post you kindly quoted, with no judgement offered regarding that of others. |
Fatherhood brings out a gentler, caring side to this hooligan. No picture has ever captured this man smiling peacefully instead of scowling menacingly. Hopefully he will stop looking for fights in the street, and look instead at the big picture of the new life that he now has to protect and nurture. |
Apus:I fail to understand how a man can become aroused by the sight of a woman who is past 30 years old, is overweight, or is just unfit and sporting pendulous and droopy breasts. Just thinking about such a frightening apparition instantly kills my libido, and were I to behold such a sight by accident, I would lose interest in sex for a minimum of two weeks, while I recover from the shock. To all men who can muster arousal in the presence of women who are beyond their years of youthful beauty, I doff my hat with humility and utmost respect because such men are capable of venturing to places that I only see in disturbing nightmares. To this lover of 20 to 23 year-old, physically fit women, any woman over 30 is either a married or divorced mother of another man's rug rats, either of which is an instant, conclusive deal breaker in my book. |
mrjojo:As crude oil is to Nigeria, so GOLD is to Sudan. And you know those Arabs love their gold, just as they love everyone else's gold, even if getting their hands on it means funding genocide of black Africans, under the pretext of a "Holy War". https://washingtoncentre.org/how-the-uaes-terror-financing-of-rsf-fuels-sudans-deadly-gold-war/ https://www.middleeasteye.net/explainers/why-uae-involved-sudans-bloody-civil-war |
decatalyst:Your global perspective is oddly unknown to many readers of this forum. One gets the impression that our pellow kwantirimans have zero interest in news from beyond Nigerian shores, even if it is emanating from African countries only a couple of hours by air from Nigeria. The UAE is known to be actively financing Islamist terror gangs currently perpetrating genocide in Sudan, where 80% of civilian casualties are now inflicted by FPV suicide drones. In Somalia the story is the same. Internationally financed Islamist terror militias embrace modern technology by deploying cheap, disposable explosive-laden drones to wreak carnage against both military and civilian targets, all with inspiration from the Ukraine war front. It is supremely ironic that the UAE, whose blood money is funding the mass extermination of black Africans by Islamist terrorists, remains a favorite tourist and shopping destination for Nigeria's uber-wealthy embezzlement class. Returning to Nigeria, whose oil wealth is coveted by Arab nations that themselves own vast crude oil reserves, one needn't be a geopolitical analyst to presume a similar funding pipeline procures weapons and facilitates training of armed Islamist terror gangs currently kidnapping and murdering Nigerian civilians in droves. |
EmmaSeun12:For 15 heavily armed men to storm a single residence, a HUGE cash reward must have been expected. Perhaps someone in that house came into a lot of money and boasted about it. Maybe someone was due to visit that residence from "overseas", which is interpreted by criminals as a dollar windfall for the taking. |
Kalatium:It is not a real picture because it was created with AI |
There is no reason to doubt this news report, BUT that picture of a female cadaver hanging like a pork carcass in a freezer is clearly an AI creation made to add shock value to this story. Meanwhile, all those unwitting Kenyans who have eaten human flesh stew can now congratulate themselves on becoming certified cannibals, with all rights and privileges implied. |
To silence the professional complainers that infest Nigeria-themed internet forums, I hereby appeal to the Nigerian military's public relations officials to make public all bomb damage assessment photographs taken from the air by aircrews that were vectored to annihilate terrorist concentrations. Those photographs showing terrorist flesh and bone chunks scattered across the ground will go a long way to appease and mollify the usual skeptics. It is not enough merely to be informed that Islamist terror gang members have been issued one-way tickets to their imaginary paradise. True believers will be made out of all who SEE the evidence of such pest eradication exercises carried out by ground-attack aircraft. |
Omoawoke:It is possible that your hypothesis is correct, because only two or three widely reported UFO incidents are on record for Africa, while there are hundreds of them taking place in the industrialized West, from the EU to the USA, every year. You are also correct in noting that the aliens do seem attracted to nuclear sites, and also have directly communicated with selected people, to convey their warnings about the danger of unrestrained warfare on planet Earth. |
Kalulu44:You religious fanatics tend to get so worked up with guilt when you experience the natural human desires all men feel when they behold that wondrous promised land that lies between a woman's silky thighs and exposed rounded cleavage. I have no such moral conflict in that I LOVE to observe and interact with fit, toned and busty young women, particularly if they are undressed or nearly so. If you cannot control your emotions when a woman is generous enough to show off her breathtaking feminine beauty, then you seem to forget that the option to simply LOOK AWAY has always been there. |
As a professional television interviewer, I always insist that my interview subjects must wear traditional attire at all times, so as to represent Africa in the proper manner. On a serious note, the lady with the elevated cleavage should try and dress in true South African style, so that there is no deception or false pretenses made possible by the support of her bra, which, by the way, is a white man's invention.
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So called "Colorado" is most certainly NOT cannabis, but is a Chinese-made chemical poison typically sprayed on dried leaves so that addicts can smoke it and kill themselves or lose their sanity. Once medical marijuana has been legalized and taxed in Nigeria, quality control inspections of all related products will be the responsibility of NAFDAC, and that will ensure that the Chinese-made poisons are no longer used to kill or mentally derange innocent Nigerians. This police officer probably had no idea that the substance he smoked was a poison and NOT cannabis that he might have been enjoying in his off-duty hours for many years. Legalize cannabis NOW, to eliminate criminal gangs from its supply chain, and to ensure that this type of horrific poisoning becomes a thing of the past, at least in Nigeria. |
Even if this piecemeal release of UFO photographs and video is merely a distraction tactic to stop Americans demanding the release of the Epstein files, ANY release of UFO footage is to be applauded. For those who don't follow UFO news and therefore ASSUME that only Americans ever see UFO's, it is important to bear in mind the Zimbabwe sighting in a school by dozens of students, and the crash of a UFO flying saucer in the Kalahari Desert, which have been reported over the years. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StHCSSjbn44 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBKYNwC-bjs&t=18s |
For drone flying enthusiasts worldwide, this news that China has suddenly and without any warning BANNED its most famous company, DJI, from selling drones in its shops all over mainland China, is utterly devastating news. This directive has already taken effect, and in all DJI shops throughout China, there are NO drones on sale as of today. With the sale of drones banned in China, it is only a matter of time before the supply of drones WORLDWIDE, starts to dry up. If you have bought the drones, you need already, then fly with great care and avoid flying the drones close to the ground, because, if you crash them, the price of replacement will soon go through the roof. You have been warned, pellow kwantirimans. Here is the YouYube video detailing this terrible and shocking development https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TtoMcQezCs |
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