₦airaland Forum

Kanwulia:
Like Igboho, like Sowore,
One day we will know why Sowore abandoned his family in the U.S.A. to sit in Nigeria.

That deadbeat dad Sowore is most likely stuck in Nigeria because he is trying to duck away from paying child support to his ugly baby-mama and welfare ghetto concubine whose other job is selling crack on the streets in the crime-ridden inner city of Atlanta.

fyneboi79:
See you!? Then you don't know women. Do you know in the not too distant past,some girls were intentionally getting pregnant and terminating for between1-2 months just to add weight to their bust and hip regions?

One of the saddest transformations that occurs to body of a pregnant woman is that her breasts will sag and flatten forevermore due to hormonal changes associated with pregnancy. After first inflating in the first trimester of pregnancy, those breasts then over time start to droop, flatten and sag following childbirth or abortion. The supple texture of a youthful breasts is replaced by a leathery and mushy feel that a lot of men cannot stand to see or touch.

For men like me who regard flat droopy flat breasts as an unappealing sign of old age, that sad droopy look is an instant deal breaker that kills my sexual desire once that permanent loss of fullness in the bust is sighted after the deceptive support of a bra is removed.

A million-dollar industry of cosmetic surgery exists for the sole purpose of allowing old and post-childbirth women to TRY and reconstruct the firm, upturned and jiggly bust they were blessed with in their early twenties, in a futile bid to TRY and attract men who would otherwise ignore them completely. The results of that surgery, that turns full, jiggly and rounded breasts into a pair of immobile hard rocks, are almost as off-putting as is the case when no surgery is attempted.

It is therefore depressing and astonishing to learn that some deluded Nigerian women deliberately get pregnant, only to abort the fetus, all in a misguided attempt to "get fat", when in reality they simply ruin the natural beauty of their breasts forever. That choice is utterly insane in my opinion, setting aside the grave medical risks inherent in abortion procedures.

LeeSmart:
Haven't you heard where dis girls will get pregnant and abort it, just so dey could look a little chubby and glow?
Be playing with these set of gen Z girls first.

Wow. Truth is stranger than fiction. Theos loony women create and then destroy a human life for "cosmetic" purposes. Wonderment.

I am hearing of such madness for the first time.

It is hard to believe that any sane woman would test her womb by getting pregnant and aborting the pregnancy.

Assuming this is not a fabricated fictional story, doing such a thing is certifiable insanity.

The pregnant man would not be able to see his own little maggot because the view would be blocked by his gigantic stomach, so it is actually surprising to hear that he is capable of performing sexually, given that most fat men are impotent due to that overload of lard they carry about, which in turn renders them totally incapable of sexual activity.

Be that as it may, this videotaped direct confrontation of the would-be violator by the woman who escaped his evil plan, is proof enough for this observer that the fake pastor is guilty and deserves to be locked up in a dark jail cell for a very long time after a fair trial, purely to protect other women who might also be lured into situations where the pastor's animalistic attacks could be planned.

Westves:
It must be fun ensconced away in the tranquil of America, dictating to us in flowery diction to adhere to regulation and cheering for the incarceration of rebellious exiles

Disclaimer: I don't give a hoot about the individuals in question cuz their methods and statements are reminiscent of self-serving despots. My grouse with you is pretending Nigeria's rule of law is sacrosanct and that advocating its overhaul or annihilation of those designed to perpetuate it is to be strongly discouraged via severe punishment. It's privileged and rich to type that disagreeing parties should exercise suffrage. For the rest of us, it's quite annoying

You're supposed to know none of this bs works. It's a ruse, smokescreen, sham. Partisan politics in Nigeria/Africa, including the upcoming presidential elections. It's a huge joke and the least effective way to replace the current moribund system. Two things:

1) if this were incorrect, you wouldn't abide in the diaspora. You won't celebrate kinship and allegiance to nationality whose ancestors actually took the violent steps you now condemn

2) if elections truly advanced societies and civilisations, we wouldn't have witnessed mutinies such as the French revolution. Things don't change for the better by placating rulers with inscribed cardboards. What we have currently is not even a democratic government. We can neither hold them accountable for their lapses nor evict them. Nor can we investigate the electoral body's inability to transmit results. Elections are decided even without our votes, you have kids with fictitious voting particulars, etc. It's a huge joke, buddy

The least you can do is not to mock those attempting to make a realistic difference or rejoicing over their persecution. There's a proverb by chinua achebe I suggest you take to heart: Those whose palm kernels were cracked for them by a benevolent spirits should not forget to be humble

The jailing of genocide instigator Kanu will be viewed by historians as ranking prominently among the wisest actions taken by Nigeria's judiciary to preserve order in Igbo-land, but also to stabilize the entire the nation of Nigeria, from the desert to the sea.

When similar life sentences are also handed down to captured Jihadist terror gang members in the north who in the past might have escaped justice by seizing the option to "repent" and go scot free to sin again, true equity under the law will be SEEN to prevail all across Nigeria.

While Kanu may never have wielded an assault rifle to shed blood with his hands, his frequent online calls for the "burning" of property and the "killing" of police or military personnel, led DIRECTLY to numerous homicides, arsons, and kidnapping incidents on a scale far greater than could have been perpetrated by a lone misguided gunman. The power of a charismatic leader to rile up impressionable individuals for mayhem is a potent weapon in the wrong hands.

With an eye on recent history when Rwandan political leaders who urged mass cutlass killings via radio broadcasts in Rwanda during the 1990's genocide, were jailed for life by the International Criminal Court in Den Haag, The Netherlands, the jailing of Kanu and Simon Ekpa for their key roles in eastern Nigeria's ongoing unrest can be viewed in the proper context. A legal precedent has been set, highlighting the stiff penalties that await by genocide instigators, even if they have never taken a human life personally.

Flangelo12:
People never learn.

You'll only get a few days, weeks, maybe months of "enjoyment" in the free world before another man dictates what you'll eat and when.

This is deep and profound.

"Another man dictates what you'll eat and when" That and having no chance to mount the poon for years or decades.

omoredia:
U can see that the black man can never be redeemed. Of all things to travel for it is to open airport for hajj. Instead of having air port to bring pilgrims to our own local shrines and idols. Una carry our money to do pilgrimage to arabo shrine and idol

A delegation of Senior Babalawos , Ifa practitioners and Area Fadas will soon depart by chartered jet to Brazil from this airport, in response to your reasonable request tabled here.

happney65:
I dont deny that of Trump that is why he is an anyhow president and the US hasnt been like that before now. It is even their checks and balances that has made Trump and his children not do worst

But wè should not excuse them for us too. For the nepotism wè practice here

Because of how you dey abuse awa Akson Gomina, security nogo let you enter awa airport unless you pay 20 million naira gate fees.

happney65:
Why Iperu,why not Abeokuta. As in things like this are located at the state capital isnt it?

But I guess because he isnt egba he decided to take this to his town. We can never ever change in this part of the world sha. Everything nepotism

Make you no vess Oga. Nepotism when dey happen for America pass Nigeria own, no be small ting.

All the pikin and family and friend of Kabiyesii Trump don dey dip spoon for treasury, dey chop. Who no know go know

Anyone who is filmed in a public place running amok and physically attacking random people while his own kids sit in his car watching in fear, would quickly lose custody of those children if such madness was filmed in any country that enforces laws against child abuse.

This deranged man behaved like a chimpanzee with his two kids in the car looking scared about the madness of their father.

This kind of lunatic behavior ALWAYS ends up in one of three places - the hospital, the mortuary, or jail.

Quality20:
lawful marriage: u pay bride price ,unlawful marriage: u pay sex price.

Wonderment. Prostitution don get new name for Nigeria.

Chai! God bless Argentina

karmaolu1:
Strong fat get pussy at all?

Pesin when get money go fit hire Hausa labor to carry dat elephant for up, begin dey find di toto for who need am.

God fobit bat ting.

Fcwilly:
1 , 2 & 4 that's my way. I love it like that

Those fit women are my picks as well. It is interesting to note that your taste makes you one of a small minority among Nigerian men who appreciate women that exercise regularly and stay physically fit.

Just from going over the responses to this chart of body types, it is clear that Nigeria is STILL a land where unhealthy clinical obesity is worshipped. The sight of a blubbery fat woman would KILL my desire instantly and make me look away in disgust at the spectacle of all that repulsive lard.

Walllee:
Literacy is a disease,and there need to be control in Nollywood ritual movies,some youths take it as true

From your own misuse of the word "literacy", it is clear that your own education came to an end in primary six. No offence intended, sir.

That "fight" was pure comedy. Neither fighter made any attempt to block punches, and both of them swung weak punches that would not be powerful enough to tear a wet newspaper.

Hopefully Mr. Portable has learned his lesson and will henceforth stop being so aggressive in public. A trained boxer would have knocked either of those two sissy boys out in 5 to ten seconds at the most.

My goodness, that was a clown show.

On a related note, the "Canada-based" doctor offering advice to the fighters would do well to lose weight because just from his face it is obvious the man is clinically and chronically obese and will not live long if he continues stuffing his face with fatty foods, while avoiding exercise.

Pretty girl. Too bad she ruined her look with those gigantic fake eyelashes that could serve as a landing pad for a medium-sized helicopter.

Sirianese:
Is it not better for all these greedy porky politicians to die so that Nigeria can begin to have some peace at last lol

They can afford to hire the best doctors to be found, yet they grow into fat pigs that must be kept alive with buckets of medications.

Perhaps those doctors chartered by the rich know that allowing their wealthy patients to eat like hogs, avoid exercise, and balloon in weight all translates into job security for the doctors, at least until their patients die decades early from heart attacks or hypertension.

This gentleman would do better to try and lose some weight before he suffers a fatal cardiac event due to carrying about all that blubber.

deji17:
Retrieved from who? Which state? When? What are the identity of the offenders ..

Please entertain no worries. The culprits have all repented and volunteered to be rehabilitated and rearmed as soldiers eligible to collect a generous government salary. With this clarification, you hopefully won't feel any need to ask for the location of the crime scene any more.

Sank you pellow kwantirimans.

Ogunpa Market in Ibadan has been a well-known source of fresh and smoke-dried human parts for DECADES. Obviously those products are never on open display, but those who buy them know who and where to ask for "Menumo" ( Keep Silent), or "Eran Oniyo" (Salted meat). In Lagos, connoisseurs of human flesh do their grocery shopping in Oyingbo Market, where it is sold under the usual code names.

Such human meat markets exist all over Nigeria. In the Calabar area of south east Nigeria, the "Ob'Anang" market is patronized by ritualists seeking human parts for fetish sacrifice, or as food items. Active members of the police and military who patronize Ob'Anang market are welcome provided that they do not wear their uniforms while shopping there. Interestingly, ALL patrons at the Ob'Anang market carry sharp cutlasses for self protection, to ensure that they remain a customer and not a product for sale.

Truth, my pellow kwantiri-mans, is infinitely stranger than fiction.

God breast Nigeria.

Sonnobax15:

Please what's the essence Of this NYSC nowadays?

NYSC serves NO beneficial purpose whatsoever, and places millions of Nigerian graduates at needless risk of kidnap or death at the very time when they should be starting their careers. NYSC is the greatest wastage of Nigeria's intellectual wealth that exists, and it is LONG overdue for consignment to the dustbin of history.

Abolish that useless and dangerous program called NYSC right away, and stop wasting precious lives with a program that was originally established by that known terrorist sympathizer Buhari, of accursed memory.

MatrixReloaded:
Lmao what in the world is this please.
Jets other than F-16I Sufa (Storm) & F-16D (Barak): The backbone of the IAF fleet, operated in large numbers for ground attack and air defense.
A country that should be in talk with nuclear weapon as the giant of Africa 🌍. Drones are our key that every nation becons for.
Here is the title of military apparatus.
A Nigeria first air force drone and naval submarines.

Another armchair general who always knows better than real generals.

There must be some mistake, because simply by looking at the faces of these gentlemen, I can deduce they are actually of Eskimo racial classification. I have no idea why the press continues to defame Nigerians and blame them for any new crime that is committed.

These robotic gun platforms are brilliant and timely additions to the Nigerian Army's inventory of autonomous weapons platforms. Sending Ukraine-inspired remote controlled machinegun-toting tracked vehicles will save a lot of soldiers' lives during battles, both in offensive terms, but also for casualty evacuation under fire, thus eliminating the need for carrying the wounded out on stretchers.

The civilian CEO of these inventions would have done well to get rid of the bleached dreadlocks for a more corporate look, to appear before top-ranking military officers. That Reggae musician look is fine for the entertainment industry, but looks completely out of place for a weapons presentation delivered to military men.

oloriooko:
This is a peregrine falcon, the fasted flying bird with amazing sight for preys

While this bird looks like a Peregrine Falcon, that species is NOT native to any part of Africa.

Gotocourt:
We need the second amendment law due to insecurity 📌 just like USA.

Ratified in 1791 as part of the Bill of Rights, the Second Amendment states:

"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed".

It protects an individual's right to own firearms, a right confirmed by the Supreme Court to extend to self-defense within the home and, generally, in public.

Very true that. God created men, but it took Captain Colt, inventor of the Colt 45 revolver that tamed the West, to make all men equal.

This small falcon serves a vital purpose in African village life because in addition to eating Agama lizards to control their population, this falcon loves to kill and eat those short cigar-sized venomous vipers that send so many villagers to the hospital due to the vipers' habit of sunning itself while lying motionless along foot-paths, yet refusing to budge in response to the sound of approaching footfalls.

In the remote rural dwelling I occupy whenever this country boy is in Nigeria, a damaged ceiling tile under the roof eaves along the wall of my home has for the past decade been the nesting box of these falcons, where they have hatched about seven batches of their offspring that never venture far from their "ancestral home", while hunting those small vipers relentlessly, and for my benefit.

One night last year, I heard a commotion in the ceiling, followed by the alarm call of the nesting falcons. Turning on the hallway lights, I noted a long poisonous snake coiled in the upper breezeblocks of the wall, as the serpent tried to launch a surprise attack on the falcon nestlings in the dead of night. Choosing not to damage my roof with a shotgun blast, I selected my next favorite snake exterminator implement, which is 4 feet of half-inch, thick-walled, flexible plumbing pipe that was deployed with vigor to bring that snake to justice in defense of my feathered ceiling tenants - the Falcon family.