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Crime › Re: 2025 Ekiti Church Attack: Police Arrest 33 Suspected Terrorists (Video) by Jakumo(m): 7:36am On Apr 23
These demons must NOT be asked to repent and collect cash prizes for the massacre they committed in that church.

Justice should be SEEN to be served upon them wit the full weight of the laws applicable to capital murder charges.

If, upon conviction, these killers are found guilty, they should be sent to the nearest army barracks to serve as secured targets for rifle range practice sessions.

Demons NEVER repent. They only become more diabolical and sadistic if allowed to go scot free, as has tragically been the policy thus far.
Crime › Re: Gang Who Killed 3 Policemen In Taraba Arrested After 11 Days (Video) by Jakumo(m): 2:16pm On Apr 22
Nwaikpe:
They won't be allowed to "repent."

As long as this does not have any religious connotation to it, they will face the law.
They would have been wiser if, during the raid, they screamed that "about to blow off" phrase.
Yes, it is unfortunate for these particular cop killers that they forgot to scream their allegiance to "Alan's Snack Bar".
Crime › Re: Gang Who Killed 3 Policemen In Taraba Arrested After 11 Days (Video) by Jakumo(m): 12:28pm On Apr 22
Sirleo05:
soon we will hear they've gone for rehabilitation after that they (government) will let them go as usual. now tell me, is government not the one indirectly promoting terrorism?
Please good sir, try to use the right terminology. The absolute impunity of committing mass murder so as to collect cash rewards from the government before walking free is available to those who REPENT.

The key word is REPENT, and not rehabilitation, which suggests that the killers did something wrong when they in fact were able to escape justice and collect government cash rewards for committing homicides simply by repenting.
Crime › Re: Gang Who Killed 3 Policemen In Taraba Arrested After 11 Days (Video) by Jakumo(m): 12:23pm On Apr 22
One can only hope that these murderers will NOT be allowed to "repent" and collect a government cash reward before going scot free as is seen when Islamist errorists massacre civilians.

Every time that ugly word "repent" is used to describe how mass murderers escape justice, I cannot help but wonder why those arrested for lesser crimes like petty theft, forgery, fraud, burglary, embezzlement, and weed smoking cannot also qualify to "repent" so as to collect their own cash reward and also go scot free as all terrorists do currently in Nigeria.

Matter of fact, perhaps it is time in this season of repentance, for all police stations to publicize the option of "repentance" for ALL criminals, so that there will be no further need for courts and jails, given that ALL arrested people will surely grab the opportunity to "repent" and thereby escape justice after collecting cash rewards for their crimes.
Crime › Re: Nigerian In Italy Arrested For Killing And Cooking A Cat. by Jakumo(m): 9:30am On Apr 22
BlackfireX:
Sir the contention is eating of cat by a supposed Nigerian...not using it for juju or fuji.

Nigerians by general perception don't eat cats...I stand to be corrected

Which state eats cat? Or true? Yorubas and igbo and there cousins don't eat cats
Thank you for standing to be corrected. I know of SEVERAL Nigerians who LOVE eating cats, so unless you intend to change their nationality remotely, please accept that your presumption is 100% wrong.
Crime › Re: Nigerian In Italy Arrested For Killing And Cooking A Cat. by Jakumo(m): 8:54am On Apr 22
BlackfireX:
Opposing views


1. How are you sure he is a Nigerian, how did you confirm he is from naija?


2. Nigerians don't eat Cats ... yes we eat dogs but not cats


3.yes there is another type of cat we eat...
So sorry, good sir, but I will have to reach for my bullchit whistle over your claim that Nigerians don't eat cats.

Your claim is not true at all because I happen to know that in RURAL Nigeria, traps are set by hungry people SPECIFICALLY to catch cats for food.

Furthermore, black cats are regarded as ideal subjects in Nigeria, for juju-witchdoctor sacrifices, so much so that you will hardly ever see a black cat anywhere in Nigeria. People who sell cats for food and fetish juju applications often use hair coloring chemicals to dye cats pure black, since that color is in such high demand by superstitious people with a cruel streak.

Truth, as they way. is stranger than fiction.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Pastor Ebuka Nwachukwu Arrested For Drug Dealing In Thailand (Video) by Jakumo(m): 8:29am On Apr 22
dragunov:
They will wrap him up in big plastic bags, hang him upside down and beat him up with a blunt heavy obect till he dies. Very agonizing because he won't have oxygen and he won't be able to scream when being beaten. That wouldn't stop these money worshipping people though. No be today dem de kill them.
Hmm this is an interesting scenario. Do you feel that the pastor will at least sight Papa God during that restorative beating while hanging upside down with a plastic bag on his head?
Crime › Re: Nigerian In Italy Arrested For Killing And Cooking A Cat. by Jakumo(m): 8:24am On Apr 22
Kingluqman:
This one don enter am!!! grin

Someone on this platform posted something similar few weeks ago. He made pepper soup out of the innocent cat and majority of people on the comment section were praising him grin

How can people be so cruel to kill and eat a CAT 😺
Actually, pussy eating is an honorable endeavor that I encourage all man pikin to master for the advancement of woman pikin.
Crime › Re: Nigerian In Italy Arrested For Killing And Cooking A Cat. by Jakumo(m): 6:34am On Apr 22
No be small ting. Even Donald Trump has dropped a big hit on this subject


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc_rMxVoFrk
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Issues 72-Hour Ultimatum, Threatens To Execute 416 Captives In Borno by Jakumo(m): 3:48pm On Apr 21
olabrad:
Yeah, you depend on alllla for the destruction of humanity.

Islam is evil. It is a secret cult pretending to be a religion.
A virgin-hunting death cult whose only concern is shedding innocent blood so as to qualify for their imaginary allocation in paradise.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Issues 72-Hour Ultimatum, Threatens To Execute 416 Captives In Borno by Jakumo(m): 12:11pm On Apr 21
BlackfireX:
Death to Israel
Death to America

Islam is a religion of peace
Islam is spreading
Tekbil allahu akbar
Virgin hunter and terrorist spotted. DSS please not this IP address for urgent action.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Issues 72-Hour Ultimatum, Threatens To Execute 416 Captives In Borno by Jakumo(m):
BlackfireX:
Islam is a religion of peace
Tekbil
Allahu akbar

Islam will dominate
Terrorist sympathizer spotted. DSS please note down his IP address.
Crime › Re: Nigerian In Italy Arrested For Killing And Cooking A Cat. by Jakumo(m): 11:37am On Apr 21
brain54:
Some people are oblivious of their environment...

He even tried to cook it at a children's playground.

I don't believe he can claim ignorance on this one... even people that have never traveled there know that's a no no... to me he needs mental evaluation. I really don't think he has his complete marbles!
Haha no be small ting. In the children's playground, no less. Maybe our master chef wanted to inspire the youth.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Issues 72-Hour Ultimatum, Threatens To Execute 416 Captives In Borno by Jakumo(m): 11:03am On Apr 21
Emdi1914:
It will be very interesting to watch how our politicians will compaign comfortably in the north..,I don't want to hear that Tinubu campaigned for ten minutes in Maiduguri airport and flew back to Abuja
No forovlen, Megida. Campaign posters and fliers can simply be tossed out the door of fast-moving helicopters crisscrossing the badlands of northern Nigerianistan, so as to minimize risk to politicians on the campaign trail.
Crime › Re: Nigerian In Italy Arrested For Killing And Cooking A Cat. by Jakumo(m):
We4all:
Good thing he was arrested. I hope he has learnt his lessons. However, he may have killed the cat out of ignorance thinking it's an edible animal over there.

If that is the case, his crime should not be labelled 'animal cruelty'. He should be charged with killing of animal prohibited for food.
Thank you for this legal perspective, Barrister. Your twenty naira legal fees check is on the way as these words of gratitude are being written.

We have noted down for the record this crime of "Eating Pussy Without Authority", as the court pleases.
Crime › Re: Nigerian In Italy Arrested For Killing And Cooking A Cat. by Jakumo(m): 10:43am On Apr 21
This man obviously thought that he was still in his jungle village in Nigeria where all living things are classified either as "Big Meat", or as "Small Meat", which are all created to be killed and gobbled up as food by villagers.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Issues 72-Hour Ultimatum, Threatens To Execute 416 Captives In Borno by Jakumo(m): 9:58am On Apr 21
My sad prediction is that the fate of many among those 416 kidnap victims is already sealed, and that their murder will be filmed to broadcast online as a means of instilling abject terror in the populace of Nigeria, while serving notice to the government that the payment of ransoms is worthy of a budget allocation from which disbursements will be made QUICKLY on demand, to reward all successful kidnapping operations anywhere in Nigeria.
Crime › Re: Gunmen Kidnap Travellers On Ibadan–Ijebu Expressway, One Killed (Video) by Jakumo(m): 9:04am On Apr 21
It takes considerable skill with an AK rifle to hit a moving vehicle with the kind of accuracy that is evident in the above video clip.

This means of course that the gunmen are trained with the AK, and are thus familiar with the amount of "lead" that must be applied when shooting at moving targets.

My layman's speculation is that EITHER serving military operatives, OR invading militia men with hard-core battle experience from Africa's Sahel region, are the culprits of this latest among many highway ambush incidents in Nigeria.

Since the official policy in force now for Nigeria is that armed bandits and genocidal terrorists can easily earn a get-out-of-jail-free card simply by "repenting" so as to qualify for a government-issued cash prize, it behooves all transporters to retrofit their buses with sheets of half-inch thickness metal plate that can be added to the inside of both front doors of public transport vehicles, as well between the engine compartment and the driver's seat, so that at least the driver can be protected if he crouches down and maneuvers the bus to safety when the shooting starts.

Highway ambushes are now LEGAL to perpetrate in Nigeria, so for all who cannot flee the country, it is important that the public DEMAND transporters to armor their drivers' compartments, since adding such heavy metal plates to the entire vehicle will not be affordable or practical due to weight considerations.
Politics › Re: Injustice: Nnamdi Kanu Remain In Jail As Tinubu Frees Over 700 Fulani Terrorists by Jakumo(m): 7:19am On Apr 21
IGBOSON1:
Dude, one can't help but wonder why you're zeroing in on this particular extract from a much wider assertion or story!? It appears you're just fishing for something 'incriminating' you can use to try and 'justify' the hatred you and your boss Tinubu have for Mazi kanu and also 'justify' your support for tagging him a 'terrorist' and making the necessary moves behind the scene to ensure he's moved to Sokoto! Nothing in all this sordid affair shows malice, hate and vendetta more than that last act of ensuring Mazi Kanu is moved to Sokoto! When i warn Ndigbo to be wary of characters like you and Tinubu, situations like this justify my stance!

Are you taking exception to that particular snippet because you thought Mazi Kanu was threatening you, Tinubu or your entire ethnicity? I'm just trying to understand your thought process here! Other prominent Nigerians have equally called out your 'darling' Nigerian military for being complicit in the protracted high level of insecurity in the country...particularly the northern part, and have accused them of colluding with terrorists! They have told civilians to arm and protect themselves against these vermin criminals....whether the terrorists or the military personnel colluding with them! All that one no concern una! Rather, what you're obsessed about is how to try and rope in Mazi kanu, IPOB and Igbo in general into the unfolding story of insecurity in Nigeria! Talk about chasing rat from room to room when the entire house is going up in flames!

That daft accusation of 'victimhood' is laughable and just you playing your usual mindgames! Mention specifics that show this 'playing of victimhood'! What you want is for us to keep quiet while you churn out all sorts of lies, revisionism, and engage in all sorts of wickedness against those you despise and see as the 'competition' that needs to be sabotaged and held down!
Obviously you are not familiar with criminal law, as it pertains to homicide in particular. Unless you seek to invent your own personalized "laws" as your Nazi Kanu thought might be possible before getting slam-dunked into jail for life, I suggest you read this next paragraph carefully. I have applied boldface to this following paragraph for clarity, in case you have a short attention span.

When a murder by shooting, for example, is committed ANYWHERE on this planet, an EQUAL burden of culpable guilt is assigned to BOTH the person who pulled the trigger, AND to the person who encouraged that shooting with words either spoken or written.

Since no sane person dare dispute the numerous online instances where Nazi Kanu and "Disco" Simon Ekpa openly called for killing of their own people who could not comply with illegal orders to "sit at home" that were issued by those two lunatics, it follows logically that Kanu and Ekpa are just as guilty of capital murder, as are the crazed gunmen who carried out those illegal orders to massacre people in Igboland.

Now that you have abandoned fantasy and embraced reality, you will no doubt agree that the jailing of Kanu and Ekpa is both justified AND long overdue. Kanu will grow old, then die in prison, while Ekpa will be DEPORTED straight back to Nigeria after serving his 6-year jail term for terrorism in Finland. On arrival in sweet home Nigeria, Ekpa will ALSO wind up being tried and jailed for life on charges of terrorism and genocide.

Thank you kindly, sir, for offering me the chance to educate you on these fundamental rudiments of criminal law.

Have yourself a fabulous day!
Crime › Re: Gunmen Kill Driver And Abduct Passengers Along Benin–lagos Expressway(video) by Jakumo(m): 4:28pm On Apr 20
cyril10:
Anti-Christ, i have heard you, Christ is calling you to follow him.
Sorry if my words upset you. I still advise that you avoid night travel in Nigeria, and avoid ALL travel in that highly dangerous land if possible, because all those captured and killed by kidnappers also prayed before taking that risk, only to realize too late that God only rescues those who exercised common sense in their affairs and decisions.
Crime › Re: Gunmen Kill Driver And Abduct Passengers Along Benin–lagos Expressway(video) by Jakumo(m): 1:32pm On Apr 20
tiswell:
What's your point exactly?
Does it mean that those kidnapped did not pray well before embarking on their journey?
Israel are fighting their wars physically,even when the Lord says 'I'm the God of Israel ".

Just thank ya stars in silent,and don't think you'll always be lucky next time. sad
People who are rabid believers in prayer without common sense, tend to become easy prey for predators, because the "prayer warriors" abandon all common sense by traveling at night on Nigerian highways with misplaced confidence that their prayers make them immune from all crime.
Politics › Re: Injustice: Nnamdi Kanu Remain In Jail As Tinubu Frees Over 700 Fulani Terrorists by Jakumo(m): 10:12am On Apr 20
WizardOfNG:
Indeed Sir. The wider issue though is where Nigeria is heading when it is 3 geo-political zones (SW, SS and NC) that appears to host people who understand the need for absolute respect of our national rule of law while the other 3 geo-political zones(SE, NE and NW) are full of indigenes who believe rule of law does not apply to them.

They want amnesty for terrorist killers and bandits (NE and NW) plus the right to form eye for an eye militia (Kanu and IPOB, ESN, UGM etal) no sane nation in the world will allow because of the simple concept of how "and eye for an eye makes the world blind". Mahatma Ghandi.

To the extent people of those geo-political zones believe they should be allowed to go around murdering others in cold blood citing one excuse (religion, persecution , self-defence etc) or the other (revenge, disenfranchisement , lack of opportunity etal as claimed by Gumi to justify murderous banditry) our rule of law does not view as valid.

How is the incendiary and lawless antics of those regions fair to others, in the same nation, doing everything to keep the peace and civility geographical spaces need to foster sanity and normal socio-economic activities?

When such drastic homogeneity of vision and ideas is lacking in a nation's major ethnic groups, then that is a nation sitting on a keg of gunpowder with a possible violent end.
Armed separatists and their propagandists never fail to trot out those same tired old "justifications" for the bloodshed they wreak or encourage from afar, and that is what makes their influence so dangerous to any nation. Imagining themselves to be "freedom fighters", or "religious warriors", those misguided renegades conjure up an alternate reality in their feeble little minds, in which murder is permissible under exonerating conditions that they feel entitled to define, regardless of the unavoidable legal penalties for homicide that they seek to wish away in a torrent of agitated rhetoric.
Politics › Re: Injustice: Nnamdi Kanu Remain In Jail As Tinubu Frees Over 700 Fulani Terrorists by Jakumo(m):
I actually miss being entertained by terrorist and sit-at-home blowhard Kanu shouting that question "Show me di law!"

The worst possible fate that can befall a pompous rabble rouser who lived for social media fame, is to lock them up where the sun never shines, so that all their impotent ranting and raving is NEVER heard beyond the prison walls, for the rest of all time.

No more shouting hysterically and urging cult followers to "burn Nigeria down".

No more shrieking abuse at imaginary enemies like a demented bonobo.

No more access to that fresh poon that every man craves, so that inactive member will simply shrivel away like a starving commode maggot.

No more ululating for military and law enforcement personnel to be killed by cult members.

Goodbye, Kanu. Your fate is far more fitting than the death penalty, because you will spend the rest of your wasted existence stewing in your own bile and rage, until that inevitable day comes when your mortal remains are buried without ceremony amid the desert wastelands of Sokoto State.
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Man With 24 Bags Of Indian Hemp (Video) by Jakumo(m):
Bahamas95:
I still don't understand why cigarette which is very harmful to people's health is legal while marijuana, a natural plant is illegal. Nor be juju be dat?
Most Nigerians would favor a total BAN on cigarettes since they are deadly to addicts as well as to all who inhale second-hand smoke when that poison is burned.

Likewise, many would have no objection to an outright blanket ban on alcohol which is the direct cause of millions of avoidable premature fatalities worldwide.

Marijuana, on the other hand, is scientifically proven to offer a wide diversity of medical and psychological benefits, when used responsibly, and as such, should be legalized as soon as the National Assembly gets off their lazy asses and follow the NDLEA boss' recent directive that they draft legislature that will become the foundation of cannabis legalization as a cash crop in Nigeria.
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Man With 24 Bags Of Indian Hemp (Video) by Jakumo(m):
GabrielYulaw:
Not gonna happen, boss mi. What you propose is very sensible and logical. But sense and logic has never been something our elites and most Nigerians are interested in.
I follow cannabis news in Nigeria obsessively, Gabriel, and that is why the recent announcement that the NDLEA head has become open to the possibility of a legalized medical marijuana industry in Nigeria drew my attention right away. General Mawra has shown himself to be a visionary innovator who stands to play a pivotal role in revolutionizing Nigeria's agricultural sector, once the National Assembly wakes up to their assigned responsibility in this laudable new chapter documenting Nigeria's economic renasissane.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVlcDHKduP4

This willingness by the NDLEA to embrace a legalized and taxed medical marijuana industry in Nigeria is a new and completely unexpected development that is most likely inspired by the enormous potential of cannabis as a cash crop that is already being exploited by NINE other African nations including Malawi, Ghana, South Africa, Lesotho, Uganda, Zambia and Zimbabwe.
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Man With 24 Bags Of Indian Hemp (Video) by Jakumo(m): 3:53pm On Apr 17
Exousiang01:
Please have you set your eyes on any form of medical marijuana in Nigeria?

How many of these criminals on the streets smoking and constituting nuisance got prescription?
Don't forget that marijuana is secretly enjoyed by millions of respectable and highly successful members of Nigerian society, who understand the medical benefits of the plant, ranging from stress relief, to glaucoma treatment, to appetite improvement.

Legalization of medical marijuana will merely provide a framework that will ensure that NO dangerous chemicals are added to cannabis, as is always the case in places where it remains illegal.
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Man With 24 Bags Of Indian Hemp (Video) by Jakumo(m): 3:50pm On Apr 17
OredoPikin:
Sowore said he will legalise it and that's the best way to go.
That support for the legalization of medical marijuana in Nigeria is sadly the ONLY sensible comment ever to come out of attention-seeker and perennial election loser Sowore's chattering mouth.
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Man With 24 Bags Of Indian Hemp (Video) by Jakumo(m): 3:48pm On Apr 17
wellmax:
Na wa ooo, until the make this punishable by death people will not stop
Narrow-minded ignorance ought to be punishable by 50 years in jail with hard labor.

On a more direct note, please refrain from getting drunk before posting infantile comments in this forum. Alcohol kills thousands annually.
Crime › Re: John Arum: "I Don't Want To Die’ - UNIJOS Student Pleads For Help In New Video by Jakumo(m): 3:07pm On Apr 17
doggedfighter:
I thought the guy that kidnapped him has been identified ?

Or am I wrong ?
The sadist was indeed identified and given the option to REPENT so as to qualify for a generous government salary, to supplement his lucrative career of torture and murder of kidnap victims.
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Man With 24 Bags Of Indian Hemp (Video) by Jakumo(m): 3:04pm On Apr 17
The Nigerian National Assembly should stop dragging their feet with the task of writing new legislature governing a LEGAL cannabis industry in Nigeria.

NDLEA head honcho, The Always Mighty General Marwa, directed the National Assembly to to handle this simple task MONTHS ago, yet there is nothing to show for their assignment thus far.

Once medical marijuana has been legalized for cultivation, export and taxation in Nigeria, people who already market it can become productive members of society, rather than prisoners in overcrowded jails.
Crime › Re: 146 Suspects Nabbed In Massive Joint Raid To Secure Sagamu by Jakumo(m): 1:02pm On Apr 14
Having read this report, there is still no clearly defined reason for the arrests that have been made. Were the arrested people taken in because they looked like desperados, or were they found with stolen property?

Enquiring minds demand to know.
Crime › Re: University Of Jos Student Abducted, Kidnappers Demand ₦30 Million Ransom(video) by Jakumo(m):
Video footage of sadistic terror gang members using heavy cudgels to beat a person with such savagery is beartbreaking to see, but it is even more alarming when it is noted that the victim speaks the SAME language and dialect as his torturers.

The ferocity of the blows that are seen hitting this man on his bones are likely to cause terrible internal infections with the potential to claim the victim's life, possibly in a matter of days.

How anyone can board a vehicle in Nigeria to embark on road travel, knowing the fate that might await them if their luck runs out, remains a baffling mystery to this traumatized oberver from afar.

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