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Once the Forward Operating Base was known to be under attack, a presumption ought to have been made that all routes by which army reinforcements could arrive would be seeded with IED traps by the terrorists to blow up the first vehicle that drove over them.

Aerial bombardment by drones or manned aircraft was the most viable option that ought to have been implemented with urgency in this instance. A military convoy inbound on any road to the scene of the attack was all but certain to fall into an ambush or IED trap.

budaatum:
Yikes. Na my tribes people full that list, debunking the idea that it would be other tribes doing most of the crime!

The list actually represents Nigeria's federal character, in that all tribal demographics are marked present and ready to board that banana boat back to Nigeria.

Make Nigeria Great Again.

These fine gentlemen should be allowed to embark on their long-awaited pilgrimage to Paradise where their allocation is awaiting them.

Sonnobax15:

Those were simply their replacement . It seems the ones who fled weren't remitting money back to their station as agreed and they must had been warned to stop going to that location . But it seems they were being stubborn and went there against the order from their DPO .

No be Nigerian police agai

Those fleeing officers seen scampering from the scene were guilty of unapproved revenue collection with intent to violate the sharing formula.

This is a very serious offence as all officers know only too well, especially when the allocation for the DPO back at the station, is being diverted.

Please let them round up the usual suspects and bring them to book, after leaving no stone unturned during the investigation.

Flangelo12:
Why was he borrowing the name?

If I were a drug kingpin, the name I would borrow would be Juan Hung-Lo, or maybe "Ben Dover", or perhaps even D. B. Cooper.

Alternatively I would consult this list of eminent names.

1. Mr. Stan Still
2. Mr. Neil Down
3. Mr. Will Power
4. Mr. Justin Time
5. Mr. Ologbon Doriejamu

Let us at least acknowledge the physical fitness and agility of the Iranian Ruling Council members because they all had to jump to the floor of the empty pool from the lowest rung of the ladders.

The headline of this story was misleading to me, because when it described a meeting in a swimming pool, I expected to see all the Iranian leaders paddling about in the water while strategizing for the war as they pretended to be innocent school children enjoying a day at the pool, just in case a US drone was loitering nearby.

fxexperts:
Just dey mumu yourself dey go with all these useless grammar. You think China will ever go to war with the US. Even with Russia they can never try it. China is busy building its economy and they know any war with the USA will lead to the end of the Chinese economy. because for a fact the USA is waiting for the day China will fall into their trap and boom, China is toast. If they want to fall into the USA trap they know exactly what to do, let them just throw one bomb into Taiwan or ask their army to land in Taiwan then i will know they are serious. Even during all these wars the war between Russia and Ukraine, USA and Iran. China has never sent any military hardware to any of these nations. But countries like North Korea sent men to Russia, Iran sent Drones to Russia. but China only condemed from their keyboard. Ogbeni dont drag China into that your deluded thinking oo.. Na so una take dey hype dog to go challenge lion oo..

I read through your opinion with some difficulty due to the absence of paragraphs, and I will only add that the world should pray there is never a military showdown between China and any other nation. Regardless of who wins such an encounter, the catastrophic damage incurred would be felt for decades afterwards.

Pythagoras001:
Russian or Chinese special forces is conducting covert military operations in IRAN. All of a sudden USA planes are going down

China is so far ahead in war technology that they would WIN any direct armed confrontation with America if such a war erupted today in 2026.

There is no nation on earth that has perfected drone swarm tech, to the extent accomplished by today's China. Now, without placing a single military pilot's life in harm's way, China can DOMINATE the skies in any fast-moving armed conflict, REGARDLESS of geographical location on the surface of this fragile planet, thanks to that nation's alien-tech drones that can remain aloft for YEARS without once landing to refuel.

China's reverse-engineered alien drone technology, designed to harnesses limitless engine-propulsive power from tiny specks of radioactive material fueling such "eternity drones", translates into uninterrupted day and night surveillance platforms feeding real-time tactical and strategic intelligence data to armed drones soaring aloft and crawling on the ground, during any war in which the foot soldiers are robots.

If China has in fact thrown its hat into the ring as a covert supporter of Iran during Donald Trump's Iran-Epstein War, all variables applicable to the differential equations that define any war's inexorable outcome, will undergo profound change, to the absolute detriment of America, most of whose hard-working citizens OPPOSE Don Trump's Iran-Epstein War, by protesting it with all their might.

OSUigboFlatHead:
Can you even imagine the audacity!

They think they can just fly freely in their enemy's airspace without consequence.

I guess the DAFT pilots believed their stupid president that Iran has been destroyed truly.

The US can be so arrogant and stupid. What were they expecting?
Rescue mission kee all of una there. BLOODY TERRORISTS.

Iran will definitely win this war and end USA's long term world power hoax.

We are witnessing the end of the empire of the Terrorists, Satanists and babykillers.

While many would agree that Big Don is NOT the sort of president any nation should elect, and that the war in Iran was NOT necessary or sane, your reference to America as an empire of terrorists, Satanists, and baby killers marks you as an Islamist terror sympathizer who is still frightened about the impending bombardment of Islamist terror gangs in Nigeria, and the presence of US military forces in Nigeria.

I would like to assure you that the primary focus of US force in Nigeria is that of a match-maker, whose mission objective is to unite virgin hunting Islamist terrorists in Nigeria, with their individual allocation of 72 each, on arrival in their imaginary paradise. The Xmas night opening salvo will soon enough be followed up by more intense and precisely targeted strikes against your turban-wearing brothers in harm.

The sooner cannabis legalization and taxation as a lucrative nationwide industry is passed into law, the sooner the criminals who import deadly and addictive synthetic or chemically poisoned cannabis will be put out of business. The lady who died in NDLEA custody would still be alive as a legitimate businesswoman IF the National Assembly had acted in a timely fashion to draft legislative proposals that would streamline the overdue decriminalization of medical marijuana production for export in Nigeria.

A tightly regulated, taxed, and quality-controlled medical marijuana industry will usher in for Nigeria an economic boom whose hard currency revenue inflow will over time dwarf that of the oil industry. The directive handed down by NDLEA Chairman, The Always Mighty General Marwa, to the National Assembly, that they produce this urgently needed draft legislation to regulate legal cannabis cultivation for export, must be acted upon in a timely fashion by the drafting of all relevant legislative proposals in as short a time as possible.

Rather than reinvent the wheel, the National Assembly can read through South Africa's cannabis laws, and simply modify that set of rules to customize them for Nigeria.

It is surprising that not one of the respondents to this topic is taking into account that today April 1st, is April fool's Day.

The headline ought to have been recognized as a clue that the OP would later come back to laugh about.

Happy April Fool's Day, y'all

No man can retain his senses when confronted by a young woman who fills out a tight top nicely while wearing no bar for moral and psychological support. While the modulus of elasticity of this one falls outside my own preferences, I do not speak for all men in this matter.

The instant the police officer sighted the Golden Globes straining against a very tight top, his upper brain that was about to make him demand a bribe, will suddenly go offline in a semi-comatose state, thereby allowing the LOWER brain to take over all decision making.

The lower brain, once in charge of the police officer's every decision, will first instruct the good officer to develop an unexpected boner that will be difficult to hide, so, in a bid to escape the sharp eye of the woman who caused the life-and death battle that is unfolding in his trousers, the officer will do the needful, by obeying all requests from the woman instantly, as though such requests are direct orders from the Inspector General of Police.

The power of the yang must NEVER be underestimated.

Kingsley34:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E0n7SZIzZ4&pp=ygUQam16bWVkaWEgY29uY2VydA%3D%3D

Nigeria is currently facing a serious rise in the cost of living, and fuel prices are at the center of the crisis. Many Nigerians are now sharing their real-life experiences, and the situation is becoming alarming.

In this video, we highlight shocking reactions from Nigerians who say that ₦100,000 is no longer enough to fill a car fuel tank. One individual revealed spending over ₦93,000 just to fill up, while another claimed to have spent more than ₦300,000 on fuel in just one week. These are not isolated cases — they reflect what millions of Nigerians are going through daily.

With unstable electricity supply, many households and businesses rely heavily on fuel to power generators. As fuel prices continue to rise, the cost of transportation, food, and basic living also increases. This has led to growing frustration across the country.

Some people are even pointing out that major roads, including the Third Mainland Bridge, appear less busy than usual — a possible sign that fewer people can afford to move around like before.

Nnaa Odikwa Serious. Among the Super rich of Nigeria. A conversation about Nigeria's current economy would go like this.

"Double Chief Alhaji Aladaje, sir, look at how Nigerians are complaining about having to pay 95K naira to fill the petrol tank of their cars."

"My brother, I am reading the same news, but their complaint is baffling, when all they need do is send whichever driver is on duty to go and pay the 95K naira for a tank of petrol."

"Double Chief, I wonder o. Can you believe they are also complaining that the national power grid has a habit of grossly overcharging them for electrical power that is rarely supplied to their houses"

"You see again? Lodging complaints is their cherished hobby. It is like a religion for them. Instead of them investing in an automated switch that transfers their home to solar power supply whenever the national grid is down, they are relying on their semi-literate gateman or swimming pool attendant to operate a manual switch whenever the power fluctuates."

"No be small ting, sir. All they ever do is complain. If they had devoted to prayer even a fraction of the mental energy that they waste in complaining, they would be wealthy like you, sir By the way sir, the 50th Anniversary remembrance prayers of my uncle's senior pastor's third wife, has now been scheduled in their village this coming weekend, and I was wondering if...."

"Shut up, and help me summon those university girls over to come and pay their respects to me. Pay back the 12 million you already owe me as promised, then MAYBE you can look to me for more acts of kindness."

edogu:
The government should make prepaid meters compulsory for every household. This would encourage people to regulate their electricity usage more carefully. In the area where I recently relocated with my family, I initially thought residents in that area did not have power supply. Later, I realised that some of them deliberately switch off some of their appliances to reduce consumption because they are using prepaid meters. This shows that people are becoming conscious of how their energy use affects their expenses, which ultimately helps to reduce overall consumption in the area.

However, with estimated billing, the situation is different. People tend to leave inefficient bulbs and appliances on without concern. It also creates opportunities for electricity officials to cut corners by collecting bribes from consumers who should normally make payments directly to the electricity office.

Nigeria's power company officials actually prefer NOT to let Nigerians have prepaid meters installed, because that refusal to install prepaid meters opens the door to those officials VASTLY inflating and falsifying the readings of old, outdated and easily rigged power meters, for the purpose of deliberately bankrupting their users.

In some pats of Nigeria, that withholding of prepaid meters triggers cheated electricity consumers to either refuse to pay for fabricated and falsified bills, or to request that electricity power cables to their properties be disconnected so they can use generators or solar power installations instead of paying criminal gangs that operate power companies in Nigeria.

That refusal to pay inflated electricity bills is, however, EXACTLY what the power company crime syndicates are praying for BECAUSE they can then hire lawyers who will take their customers to court, EVEN IF those customers have been long disconnected from the national power grid.

Whenever the court rules against an electricity consumer who refuses to pay those extortionate rates concocted by the power company, the entire landed property including real estate holdings and corporate assets, can be SIEZED and SOLD for cash by the power company mafia. That legalized theft of private property by the power company mafia is the end game of their entire charade that starts with inflating power consumption meter readings, along with denial of electrical power and refusal to issue prepaid meters, that culminates with the court-approved seizure and sale of private or corporate property running into billions of naira nationwide.

The only way out of the trap set by those criminal gangs masquerading as power company officials, is the MANDATORY issuance of prepaid meters NATIONWIDE. The prepaid meters would put an abrupt and final end to the current criminal racket that starts with the crafty issuance of grossly falsified monthly bills for electrical power not consumed, leading up to the subsequent court-legitimized theft of landed property and assets by the power company mafia. This is why the power company gangs would rather DIE than allow people to acquire those treasured prepaid power consumption meters.

Ishilove:
Lmao. Jakumo, so you are like Leonardo Di Caprio who never dates women younger than 21? Or 25, I forget now. While you grow older and geriatric, you want to keep looking to shag your kids' agemates? 21st century Hugh Heffner

Only from you will I tolerate this blasphemous description of St. Hugh Hefner, peace be unto him, my role model since I was in my teenage years back when dinosaurs roamed the earth.

On a serious note, I cannot fathom how marriages last for decades. This is one of the greatest mysteries that I ponder in my idle moments.

We4all:
You are entitled to your warped opinion, dear.

Oh deary me. Fascinating to see that people still call each other "dear" in 2026.

We4all:
Justify must have a new meaning. If the only thing you deduced from my post is my support for the woman, then it will do you
so much good to master the art of basic comprehension.

I will take this word salad to mean that you support and encourage the savage and violent dehumanization of children by crazed attackers, PROVIDED that the aggressor has an excuse of some sort ready to offer when the police show up.

ehay:
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Is he an actor after does have buhari's political portforlio.....hope this guy has money..because na only money go attract that age range he is looking for...

Your hypothesis seems logical but is actually dead wrong. A man of any age who is physically fit, AND who knows how to approach beautiful women in their twenties, WILL succeed in enjoying hot sex with those women EVEN IF the man is not particularly wealthy.

We4all:
Though I don't condone such acts of violence, I'm pretty sure the boy has been a pain in the ass and has been frustrating her.

Regardless, using extreme measures to discipline a child is wrong. It can mess up a child's mental hate, and make him more dangerous.

So in a round about way you are justifying the madness of that woman who did her utmost to murder a child. With your tacit support of brutality in mind, may I ask what your response would be if someone injured your biological offspring in the manner shown in the above picture, and if the assailant assured you that the assault was committed against your child because the aggressor regarded your child as a "pain in the ass". What would your response be?

Some of the most profoundly evil and violent people in existence are older WOMEN. When women clock 30 years old, their fundamental character metamorphoses hormonally into a that of a pathologically jealous, embittered, cruel, domineering, vengeful, cunning, deceitful and dishonest individual, who is best avoided by any man who cherishes peace of mind, and longevity .

Fellas, regardless of your age if you are single, carefully avoid interactions with ALL women over 30, by dating ONLY women under 25, BEFORE those irreversible character changes start to take effect. If you happen to be sadly married to a woman over 30, please accept my deepest condolences if you are not in a position to upgrade to a newer, more beautiful and more agreeable model.

The Oracle hath spoketh.

QuinQQ:
Just for sake of the children. Otherwise he'd actually be happier with a woman nearer his age

The man clearly stated that he is NOT interested in any high-mileage woman over 30 who has ever been pregnant, yet you still seek to impose yourself as a judge who is entitled to DICTATE that the man should change his personal preference to suit YOU.

Anyway, your wishful thinking is noted, despite its utter irrelevance to this man or to anyone else.

Joecap:
And of course there were consequences because he lost his home and car

And those who destroyed his house will never be investigated for arson, since they are more equal than others. Anyway, murder is murder, even if the victims of the shootings were scumbags, and owning a gun is NOT a license to kill.

Now, over some mango leaves, the angry home owner has lost his house, his car and his peace of mind, because the police, and the land grabbers will be after him for as long as he lives.

Joecap:
This is a false information and should be taken down.
What actually happened was that a resident of Aso in mararaba has an argument with a Fulani herder who invaded his compound and cut down his mango tree to feed hi cattle. When the man came out to challenge them, they threatened him with their matchets. The man then brought out a gun from his house and shot 2 of them and the third one managed to escape.
The man immediately ran to report himself at the nearest police station. The herders came back in their numbers and burnt the mans house including his car.
Please always verify information before posting.

The man did what many Nigerians would love to do, but for the concern about what would follow in a nation where cows and their illiterate herdsmen are STILL assigned the lofty status of being more equal than all others.

edogu:
I don't know why most ladies like shouting 'JES.US' when recording events. Can't they look for other alternative phrases as a replacement when trying to express suprise or shocking incidents.

As for the incidents, thank God that people had to stand up to protect themselves.

But you also thanked God. Next time please thank Sango, the God of Thunder, when things go well

The key index of life quality that relegated Nigeria to its new position at the bottom of the list is SECURITY, without which even the richest person living in Nigeria is endangered.

Even those who can afford to hire armed police or military escorts in Nigeria could still fall into an ambush on their way to the airports, as they seek to avoid road travel. Furthermore, the mere presence of a heavy contingent of armed officers accompanying any individual is an indication to criminals that a very big payday can be possible if those armed guards could be overpowerered in a surprise attack or ambush.

The real winners in Nigeria currently are those who looted the treasury and then queitly slipped away to live in the comparative safety of Europe, Canada or America.

Nigeria is by any yardstick, a basket case of a country right now, yet it would be simplistic to blame only the current government because the deterioration of the Nigerian economy started decades ago, and thus cannot be fixed quickly, even if that is the honest intent of any elected government.

symbianDON:
That Road Safely officer no get single sense for head. He could lose his job!!! How could he k!ss a female while on duty and in uniform?? Besides, one of those silly men couldn't slap some sense into her empty head??

Only a weak and cowardly sissy boy would ever contemplate physically assaulting a woman.

Why not go and attack a man to see what happens to your teeth ?

Dang this is one seriously ugly woman. I HATE false eyelashes, and I loathe them all the more if they are HUGE like this old woman's ones.

This is a gigantic farm with so many innovative aspects, from oil palm to aquaculture. This is where Nigeria's moneyed class ought to be investing their wealth, rather than, or in addition to buying choice Mayfair real estate.

Please allow this man to repent and go scot free. If mass murderers can get out of jail free simply by repenting to qualify for a government pension, then surely a fraudulent accountant is MORE deserving of freedom after repentance.