₦airaland Forum

Stanweezy:
That's just name given to the LGA and the pronunciation is different

Notwithstanding, didn't you enjoy yourself there?

Freshtruth:
I am the Manager of a Hotel. There is this waitress that is also working at the hotel, very respectful and loyal. All the workers in the hotel respect me to the bone.

Until the same waitress keep hailing me when ever she come to my office she will say may may u are a very handsome guy o. During my off day I called her to a bar in my area cause that was her off day too. I bought her barbeque and holandia yourgut. We lodge an hotel room and she satisfy me well.

The next morning I told her we won't do this again that is wrong because am a married man she said no problem, since then this girl has been disrespecting me, she embarrass me in front of the supervisors. My supervisor got angry and told me to sack her or report her to the owner of the hotel. I told them I will handle the issue.

Pls advise me what to do pls.

After satisfying yourself very well with your junior staff all through the night, you remembered in the morning that you're a married man. Hehehehe.

Nigerians will not kill me.

Kudos to you tho, as you did not claim to have "mistakenly" slept with her, as the nature of most Nigerians.

When caught in an act, or when the act don cast, Nigerians will claim to have mistakenly done it.

TooResilient:
She'd be 31 soon.

Looking for a life partner 31 to 35 years.

She's settling up her business.

She doesn't want yoruba and igbo men because somehow she's not been fortunate with them in the past.

She has big dreams and big life goals like becoming a CEO and also a citizen of a first world country, also promised that her children will be first world citizens to give them a good future.

She's already working towards achieving that.

She's a bit stubborn in terms of pursuing and achieving life goals which some men don't like about her.

She's quite ambitious.

Not an introvert but loves staying indoors.

She's tall/dark/averagely thick/on low cut because she doesn't like making her hair(maybe if cajoled by her lover she'd make hair).

Resides between Lagos/Ogun.

The email attached to this account has been deactivated but you can reach her on lovey.dovey93@protonmail.com for a serious relationship.

No jokes or play, she wants a man that really wants to get married.

Does she look like Rihanna? Cos that's my spec.

Stanweezy:
That's my PPA LGA during my NYSC


I know the village in particular

RIP to the deceased


God grant the family the fortitude to bear the irreparable loss

Did you enjoy yourself there??

Abeg who fit give me directions to Toto local government. I need to reach there and see things for myself.

khalling2008:
Israel which can never face Hizbollah in Lebanon wants to face Iran of all countries in the Middle East. Remove US support for Isreal, Bandits from Zamfara will defeat Isreal in a war

You wish.

Give me your mum's number.

Who push this joke of a topic to frontpage. Na wah oh.


I go soon write about my sexcapades, if im no reach page, i go cause trouble.

Ojukaye Flag Amachree is now with Wike.

Wonders shall never cease.

SeaTrade:
30m.

Its fair.

SeaTrade:
My Personal review from my own experience.
2.0t engine attached to a 10 speed auto CVT gearbox.
It's actually my first time having a CVT gearbox car so initially I thought my gear was bad cos i couldnt hear it change gears like traditional cars,rather maintains a very high and loud rpm,reason for my previous ourburst Apparently it was designed to be like that for optimum performance and can jump to any gear of its choice the onboard computers think its suitable for that speed(non sequential).
Interior is lovely,sporty steering ,nice leather and display but can be crampy for a tall individual like myself.
Drive feel is amazing,sporty and quite powerful too and gets very loud when engaged in sports mode(you literally hear the turbo spin and whine),The moment you disengage sports mode,it gets quiet again instantly.0-60 in 5.5seconds.
Not to forget,it's equipped with paddle shifters and they're very responsive,changes immediately you touch em.
Attract stares too and seemingly a chick magnet,if you know what I mean
It is a good car all in all ,never knew a Jap mobile can give me this level of satisfaction.

How much?

SIRTee15:
Its so obvious U not only naive but highly ignorant. What if whites introduced Christianity to west Africa...so?
The Romans also introduced Christianity to whites.
Ethiopians were Christians long before any white man embraced Christianity.

This idea that Christianity belongs to white people is so nauseating and disgusting. It shows people don't read and don't think deep.
FYI, There's no single white man in the bible. Yes U heard me right.
No single blond hair, blue eyes character in the bible. Instead there are over 20 bible characters that are black.
Abraham's wife Hagar, Moses wife zopporah and David's 2 wives were all black.
The person that helped jesus carried his cross was an African.

And your knowledge of geography should tell U it's impossible for a middle eastern character to be white when all ethnic groups around him are coloured.

So how can Christianity be a white's man religion when no white man is mentioned in the scripture that profess the faith.

U are simply a victim of Hollywood propaganda brainwashing technique. They have painted all bible characters as white and U foolishly swallowed it.

The Romans introduced Christianity to Whites. Like the Romans aren't white themselves.

The middles eaterners aren't white, they are coloured. Lolz.

FYI, there are 3 primary classes of Race. Caucasoid aka white, Negroid aka Blacks and Mongoloid aka Yellow people. Every thing else is a variation of the 3.

Christianity belongs to Africa yet your ancestors were worshipping Amadioha and they were living in mud houses and wearing loin clothes when the whites met them in Africa. No civilisation, no school.system. They have no invention for themselves. They know next to nothing about science neither nor technology. You saw in the bible that Paul was a lawyer. If Africans were the ones in the bible with such advanced society in the time of Jesus, why was your village a jungle in 1880.

Abeg. I'm done with this conversation cos its beginning to piss me off.

SIRTee15:
If Walt Disney decides to cast snow white as Lupita Nyongo, what's my business. Walt Disney is a white owned company, they can do what they like with their business and movie.
Attack Walt Disney and leave Lupita Nyongo alone she's just looking for what to eat.

Whites have been playing Jesus Christ and ancient Egyptian in their movies for donkey years.
When we know Jesus is a coloured man and ancient Egyptians were dark skin people.
Have U ever complained about that? But all over of a sudden wants to foam over a fictional character given to a black person.

Pls if U have serious inferiority complex issue, deal with it personally and don't rub it on others

Blacks should not partake in any deliberate sensationalism or revisionism by filmmakers because the whites/Asians whose culture are affected by such baseless film production will protest in whatever way they deem fit. Blacks should not put themselves in positions of ridicule because of economic gains
It is not worth it.

And how did you know Jesus was black? Wow, what an effrontery from someone who the whites introduced Christianity to his/her ancestors.

The whites introduced Christianity to you and you're saying that Jesus is black. You're teaching them the religion that they gave you. Oh Goodness me!!!

Abeg, talk about African religion, atleast you will points for originality.

SIRTee15:
Juliet is a fictional character and can be played by any body and anywhere.

Besides, if whites have problem with the revisionist propaganda ongoing in Hollywood, they should attack the movie companies OWNED BY WHITES casting these roles as black and leave black actors alone.

Some of u blacks no just get sense. Is it the girl that forced the role on herself. What should she have done when given the role? Reject it as in wetin happen.

That was how they ganged up against Halle Bailey when she played Ariel in Little mermaid. They claimed the movie will suffer poor revenue because they played a black girl as the mermaid. The movie went on to make 564 million dollars in box office.

I don't care if liberal woke whites decide to cast Tonto Dike as princess Diana in their next movie. Whites who have a problem with such should attack the right quarters and leave blacks looking for daily bread alone.

Your type dont see anything wrong if Lupita Nyong'o plays snow white.

With you, anything goes.

I should be included. I have milky doughnuts stomach.

Girls like me alot.

The whites have every right to protest such vain revisionism.

Na Which day wey Shakespeare Juliet turn black.

EreluRoz:
Mind how you mention churches anyhow for your fornication.

Aren't you a bad person for recommending someone you have slept with for your friend to marry? I guess it gives you pleasure each time you see her with your friend knowing fully well you've slept with her

What is in sex na. Absolutely Nothing.

Wainey:
are u from Abonnema or u just wish to argue what you know nothing about?

My inland is from Buguma.

Wainey:
Abonnema ring road is different from trans Kalabari road.
The Abonnema ring road was built on water no doubt

It is part and parcel of trans Kalabari road.

Wainey:
our land is surrounded by water, I will say 50-65% of Kalabari is water.
That isn't trans Kalabari road cos I move pass that road frequently, I was there on the 3rd of this month, on the 5th and I'll be there 2moro by the grace of God.

I know the road like the back of my palms, wherever u got that pic, was a random pic

https://www.google.com/amp/s/oasismagazine.com.ng/2022/07/gov-wike-completes-road-built-on-water/%3famp=1

TheBTCinvestor:
Dey play I stay in PH..I drive 3 benz...GLE, C300 and C350...depends in ur lifestyle I don't stay beyond 8pm outside and I stay at the center of town with good security

I stay in a good gated community. I feel secure there as everyone there are of almost same ecomic level. When I leave the environment, I'm super cautious.

I don't exceed 9pm outside.

garfield1:
2 mil in bayelsa,1.5 mil in rivers,800k in delta,400k in ondo,100k in Edo and 200k in aks

With the exception of Delta, I think your summation is fair.

Bomadi, Patani and Burutu cannot have 800k persons combined. Even gbaramatu in warri SWest included, no way is Ijaw getting 800k people. 550-600k at best.

4.5M is fair.

JoeEeL:
And how long do u think this can go on? Imagine what your kids will endure during that time if urs is like this already.

Its like living in a house with a low ceiling.

Nigeria is an insecure place.

steeltrust:
same thing with ijaws na
The own a whole state bayelsa and are majority in rivers, delta and edo while Igbos are majority or almost in rivers, delta, and lga’s in akwaibom and cross river

Bayelsa of only 8 LGA with a population of 1.5M in last censusis what yoire talking about. If not for politics of patronage, is that surmised to be a state.

A state where 2 LGAs produce a senator. Lolz.

2 LGAs in Rivers state, Obio/Akpor and Port Harcourt City are more populated than Bayelsa state.

garfield1, kindly breakdown how you arrived at Ijaw being 5-7million. Thanks.

TUANKU:
HE will be in SAFE hands with the MEN.

He's lucky Nigerian prison isn't US prison. The way he would suffer rape in the hands of fellow inmates, he will wish he was dead.

Sometimes it's best to keep a very low profile in PH and. Igeria generally.

No matter how much I have, I drive regular cars and try to stay indoors as possibly as I can.

Wainey:
I am not saying we are not water people, I love the fact that we are close to the sea, there is a misconception that every part of Kalabari is water.
And that is not trans Kalabari road in that pic

The road is not on water like that Sha.

@bold, what percentage of kalabari is dry land?

And who told you that isn't trans kalabari Road?

TUANKU:
Fair enough...but HE must serve in a MALE prison o!

No, he is female. Do you want men to rape him?

Wainey:
trans Kalabari road is not waterlogged.
You people should stop thinking Kalabari people lives on water. lol

Is this not a picture of the trans Kalabari road? If you aren't living on water, then what do we call this environment?

You are a water person, an amphibious animal. Be proud of who you are.

Wainey:
Wike did not built the trans Kalabari road, Wike awarded the contract same day NDDC awarded it and he left it like that. Fubara built it
Fubara started the project

So trans kalabari road can be awarded and built in less than one year, in that waterlogged terrain?

You have a brain, think with it.

AllenSpencer:
Allen Spencer!

Allen Spencer from England?