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labake1:
How much can you chop?

As much as you can afford.

slimzypink:
So quick one, I will try not to make it long.
I was living in an Asian country and I met a Nigerian . I had a very good job, apparently I got a better offer to another country. But then I was seeing this guy . He proposed marriage i was a bit held back as I wasn’t so sure of it. Anyways his parents came to mine in Nigeria and we did a kind of online trad wedding. I moved without him to my new country. While he was left back in Asia. Told him he would have to come to Nigeria so we do court marriage then I can apply for him to join me.

The issue now is that before he came to Nigeria as I was coming for a short visit, I broke up and said I don’t want to do the court marriage . But he insisted his family kept begging and I stupidly agreed.

There have been so many red flags that made me scared

1-he drinks a lot and I have tried to caution him . He said he changed
2-he was illegal in the Asian country for over 6 years making it seem like he is using me for visa purposes
3- his anger issues is top notch and it seems I really can’t control his anger
4- he has nothing doing just anywhere hustle is he does , no focus . all he has is big dreams and he said I should take a loan for his dreams.
5. Told him that if he eventually moves in with me he must work. But I am scared that the lazy attitude he had will still be there . And for some reasons he always attacks me that I am proud cause I have a good job.
Now I am not looking down on him to be Honest. I can be with a man who I am higher than but he should show prospect of wanting to be better than me or at least prospect of wanting to work.

Now he has been illegal in Asia for years so he never left cause he had no papers but because of the court marriage he took the leap and left. During the court marriage on the the day I said I couldn’t go on with it.all my friends that knew him said I shouldn’t go on with it . And he begged and begged. Felt bad for him and I agreed. At least so I take him out of naija back



I went back to my work and he is left in Nigeria just for me to process his papers . But I am having those fears again. That I made a big mistake. My brother met him and the first thing he went doing was going to buy alcohol about 33% own and he downed it in front of my brother he was just meeting the first time . Even on the day of the counselling at regristry the lady there was saying your husband is not patient and all. So I am in a dilemma

I want to look for a way out . How do I divorce him. I fear he will not give me the divorce. Court marriage is barely 2 months as well.

Admin please don’t take this to front page

Well, I monetize my advice these days. If you're ready to pay for premium advice, let me know.

labake1:
How many can you do?


Ride a bicycle
Swim
Drive
Fry plantain without eating
Play a sport
Can prepare swallow
Can prepare soup
Can go a month without soda
Can go a month without alcohol
Can go a week without taking garri


I can only prepare swallow and soup, I don't like alcohol, soda and garri. I tried learning how to ride bicycle but couldn't because of my fear of height.

What about you?

Just tell me money is involved, and I will do everything in your list.

plaindealer:
Dey play with backyard stone age activities when the world don move on to better things.


This is what they are doing in Ogin state..


Making cutting edge high TECH products..

Doing in Ogun state indeed.

Show us the production processes and not imported and coupled vehicles.

endsarrrs:
Don't call peoples food that word. If it's non of your business, just move the fvck far away...Nairaland kids

I don get it, he should move the fvck far away. Which fvck?

It's not by big title. Poor mentality is the reason you build a hospital for comparison.

flexyrule:

Na 6plug motor. Fuel dey expensive. You go collect 2.5M?

BRIClayerS are simply a social gathering, or like a medical club. If they had any clout, South Africa could have dared the ICC by inviting Putin.

Ogogoro master.

turmacs:
Nonsense....If their father remained in Nigeria and invested his money in business here, while he only went there for vacation, as some idiots here would say, heaven knows these kids would not have achieved half of their potential.. If you have money to jakpa from this country and you don't, may God punish you and i pray that that thing you're looking for, you finally see it.

My Goodness. Just imagine what you wrote. You are asking God to punish someone for a decision that isn't your concern nor your business.

I don't really understand Nigeria anymore. Just imagine what a lady wrote.

Samantha124:
I can date a guy that uses donkeys as a mode of transportation.. .. As long as he's got good genes, then I'm good.

That is why you're not a Nigerian. No Nigerian girl will ever say this, even if she was joking. For real.

AllenSpencer:
His market is in America, and even if you exclude him, the list is still endless.

The Americans have a more developed music industry spanning different genres of music.

Whilst Nigeria was still a colony, Americans were making music and hosting musical tours.

What an unfair comparison to make. Atleast, compare us with countries that have similar circumstances with us. That is how to gauge development.

I noticed Nigerians love to compare themselves with Americans.

AllenSpencer:
What past!

The records and statistics are not hidden!

Tell me one Nigerian Artiste that can match a Miley Cyrus, Beyonce, Drake, Cole or Jay Z.


Tell me one Nigerian artiste that has gone triple platinum on the billboard since the creation of Nigeria?

I don’t want to hear hearsay, show me workings…

Drake is not American.

Newdawn30:
I see the point you are making.

Me, I'm seriously searching for his point.

Kenmatt:
You use to open your Fridge to receive air!!!

"Bros abeg no vex, which Village you from?"

Na Ekiti boy.

Yugoslavia247:
We are both igbos.

So why add that


For what exactly.

Then settle it in Igbo way.

It's necessary he added that information, else the Imaginations of Nigerians will run wild.

TMKSouth are you same as WannaHowzit? If yes, falling inside a sinkhole awaits you soon.

Say no to Homos.

You can only deceive yourself

BeardGangJnr1:
Dumb show,
Dumb viewers,
Dumb organizers,
Dumb participants.
Dumb moderators for pushing it to front page.

You lack proper training. People used their money, not yours to buy DSTV/GoTV, buy TV set, subscribe and watch a show they find interesting. They even use their time and your call them Dumb? Na wao. Your parents really failed.

Leggodeals:
If the observation here is right, it's not even the substance(drugs) itself that is the problem. It is what it does-Loss of Control that we are looking at.

There is an "encrypted law of life" that most people are ignorant of. It operates like gravity. It is that beings without bodies(windy-like) can cease a man's will if he loses control of it at any point. Even a slight loss of will poses a danger to him.

Drugs, excesses, etc in and of themselves may not pose any serious danger to a person but it is where they bring you to that is the problem. And they always bring you to this place of LOSS OF CONTROL. This is one of the most dangerous place to be. Because beings without physical bodies are aware of this law and always use it.

God is of course aware and knows all things but he doesn't use it. He prefers to deal with you in your complete senses. He is not an advocate of out-of-mind sensations. He is the One to tell you be sobre, be vigilant, don't give in to excesses because you need to make sure your members are under your control and not under another strange being.

Evil spirits would cease your mind and emotions and even spirit, if you keep slipping and letting yourself into a loss of control state. The more high you get, the more territorial they become over you.

You will wake up one day and want to quit, and you will find out you are no more in charge. You've been kicked out of the power-seat of your soul, which is the will/choice to make your decisions.

Even when you quit drugs, they won't quit except God delivers you. They are in, they are in.

The period when you try to quit can be comical. Because every time you get high, you let in more of them, legions of demons, and you wanting to quit is going to keep some of their friends outside. So they get really crazy. You start having panic attacks, anxiety, withdrawals, depression, etc They are protesting. So you return to your stuffs and things get worse from there.

There is no deliverance anywhere. Mental homes can only do their best--manage you. But there is only one person that has both salvation and deliverance. You think we are all joking when we say Jesus saves?

Is procrastination also a loss of will? This your comment is very interesting

Leggodeals:
If the observation here is right, it's not even the substance(drugs) itself that is the problem. It is what it does-Loss of Control that we are looking at.

There is an "encrypted law of life" that most people are ignorant of. It operates like gravity. It is that beings without bodies(windy-like) can cease a man's will if he loses control of it at any point. Even a slight loss of will poses a danger to him.

Drugs, excesses, etc in and of themselves may not pose any serious danger to a person but it is where they bring you to that is the problem. And they always bring you to this place of LOSS OF CONTROL. This is one of the most dangerous place to be. Because beings without physical bodies are aware of this law and always use it.

God is of course aware and knows all things but he doesn't use it. He prefers to deal with you in your complete senses. He is not an advocate of out-of-mind sensations. He is the One to tell you be sobre, be vigilant, don't give in to excesses because you need to make sure your members are under your control and not under another strange being.

Evil spirits would cease your mind and emotions and even spirit, if you keep slipping and letting yourself into a loss of control state. The more high you get, the more territorial they become over you.

You will wake up one day and want to quit, and you will find out you are no more in charge. You've been kicked out of the power-seat of your soul, which is the will/choice to make your decisions.

Even when you quit drugs, they won't quit except God delivers you. They are in, they are in.

The period when you try to quit can be comical. Because every time you get high, you let in more of them, legions of demons, and you wanting to quit is going to keep some of their friends outside. So they get really crazy. You start having panic attacks, anxiety, withdrawals, depression, etc They are protesting. So you return to your stuffs and things get worse from there.

There is no deliverance anywhere. Mental homes can only do their best--manage you. But there is only one person that has both salvation and deliverance. You think we are all joking when we say Jesus saves?

Who are you and what books are you reading?

Pedroslam:
What's the purpose of this show for crying out loud?? God go punish all of them... Both the organiser and people watching it....our country is in deep shit... Una dey watch bb naija mtcheew

God will punish you and your miserable life. If you are in deep shit, what is my business. Let Nigeria continue to press you, I don't give a fucq. Poor man.

UncannyGenius:
Neofragile, for your stupid action, you must leave on Sunday. Get out of my screen! 😡

Armchair warrior, wey go pursue person on sunday Which package of DSTV sef you dey use?

obembet:
I don tired o... Pray for us o

I'm there for you.

ai9090:
Na wa oo

I want to sell my LG Side By Side GC-B207WVQ Refrigerator

How much. Let's see the pics.

Hezzyluv:
Good day NLs, I will like to be brief as possible couple with the fact that I'm not a good writer. Now for those of us here who most times believe any story on NL is fiction or takes, it's not cock-n-bull. But if you insist, den suit yourself or take it with a pinch of salt.

I have this teenage girl Sarah 17 (not her real name) who is so fond of me same as the mother and her siblings. Infact, I got to know these girls 2ru dia mum because she (the mum) do patronize me (I have business center close to their house). Each time her mum is looking for her and didn't see her around the compound, she will call my line and say "Hello Gab, is Faith with u"? When I affirmed to her question, she feels relaxed I.e, her mother believes I will NEVER make funny moves towards her little daughter (tho not advisable to parents). "And me no even fit do so, Because I see her as my daughter. [/b]plus, my integrity and pedigree matters and I have this believe watch words ringing in my head day by day which is, [b]Gab, let your head do the thinking and not your pen!s.

I have not been seeing their father around which made me became curious and had no option den to ask his whereabout from the woman. She told me he left her with the children I didn't even bother to ask further because, I hate to dey pok-norse. Now to ease the burden, she had no option then to leave the children with their Uncle (her elder brother), that the children came back to start staying with her about four months ago since she has gotten her apartment.

"Na where the problem start be this". For the first time this their Uncle saw me, l saw this feeling of extreme hate towards me from him. I greeted him, "good evening sir! he didn't respond. "As gentle man wey I be, I just buy wetin I go to buy and left that place." Since that day, I reduced my way of going that side even when I have business to do around there some times, I shaply get it done and leave afterwards. The following day, Faith came to my shop as usual. I asked her "da Fu!k is wrong with your uncle"? She said they have been talking about Gabriel (me) and there was a day he came around, sounded them working naver to mention my name again that I shouldn't mind him that he just want to protect dem from bad boys bla, bla, bla... and all of that. But deep down, l believe it's more then that but I just let it slide since the mum had already called me to apologise for her brother's behavior towards me.

Now the koko
She was sent to my shop to come collect money POS, and few minutes latter, the Uncle came visiting. He asked where is Faith? Afraid of him and not wanting to tell him she has went to Gabriel's shop. Because, he will flog her for coming to my place (flog 17years old girl oo..), they now lied to him that she went to aboki's shop to buy something. He went there and didn't see her that was when the Aunt Called me that I should tell Faith to come home immediately that her uncle is around. U need to see how this girl jumped and left my place with the speed of light. (I don't want to go to details of how it ended that day because, if I start narrating what that man did, to her, her siblings and his younger sister, "this place go full with writing"

Now, down to the real koko
After the drama in paragraph above, the following evening, she came to my shop.
I was like Faith, you again
But then I latter noticed this traumatized look on her face on looking at her for the third time, she rest her head on my shoulder and started crying profusely. I allowed her to cry for like one minutes (was meant to understand u allow someone to cry first before asking dem what's up) den I calmed her down and ask what the matter is?
That was how this girl started telling me how her said Uncle (The over protective uncle) had been molestation her sexually.

-How he fingered her (by for)
-How he kissed her (by force)
-How he force her to watch porn (by force)
-How he had tried to rape her
-How He vowed to be the first person that would enter her with his ghola
-How he would be the one to marry her
-How he had threatened to kill anyone who will stop him, kill her and kill himself.

Asked her if she has told her mum, she said how will she start this? That they will never believe her! The annoying thing is that her mum is scared of the brother (extremely) and this man I'm talking about should be around his 50something years old oo.. and not married.

As I'm typing this so, I'm yet to set my eyes on the girl since the day this this happed (Day before yesterday). Her WhatsApp dey off, she no dey even pick my calls.

Do I go 2ru the mother??
Do I go with police??
Do I go with human Right
Dose the woman want it trash out in family way?

Even me, I dey confused.

Pls admin,move this to front page!

Report to FIDA. It a female lawyers forum made up of mostly feminist lawyers. Them no dey carry this kind matter play.

TheBillyonaire:
Go ahead and actually study this as a course. It is very important to study the female anatomy and how to induce orgasm as a skill. There are specific zones and nerve endings that do not fail to deliver the hormonal surge when triggered. These switches do not fail. Also study massage of all kinds, especially the yoni and tantra massages. After mastering this, please stay away from ugly women, cos they will not leave you alone, so focus on pleasing pretty angels.

Remember that you are learning this to be able to please your wife. Sex is very tasking in marriage, and who ever has not mastered the mechanics of sexual eroticism can make excuses to their partners when it is actually their inexperience that creates their repulsiveness.

Good luck.

When you make a girl/lady climax repeatedly,(I also make those who can squirt do so each time) you will hardly be left alone cos few guys can match such sex skills. At that level, irreegardless of facial beauty, they will keep running back to you.

culf:
Calm down, season just start, dem no dey form yet. United is a team to beat this season.

Mtcheeew, Which team to beat.

Guy na Chelsea be Odogwu this season.

WannaHowzit:
Gangrene of the buttocks is real, people! Imagine complaining about a free service on the internet that Nigeria doesn't own or control.

When you confirmed that you receive dicks I'm your arse from other men, I concluded that you must really be a mentally deranged man.

Rokiat:
I am not attracted to Asian men but they are a beautiful family.

Because Asian men cannot give you big preek na.

We go fit bypass this meter?

For Nigerian forum??