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rtdCivilservant:
Do u still love me? Don't take my mentions personal, OK.

So you are chasing after Samantha124? Imagine.

Samantha na this small boys dey make you do shakara for me?

MeaslesMumpsRub:
Nigeria is gone.
There was a country

Mexico na.

iammo:
Depending on the country and the jurisdiction

I meant Nigeria.

solmusdesigns:




Tinubu happens to be the luckiest President ever

Nigeria spends 6trillion on subsidy yearly

If Dangote Refinery get 300,000 barrels swap deal for Petrol, Gas, Diesel, Jet A1 and Oil

Tinubu would be making an annual savings of 5trillion

Tinubu won't experience fuel scarcity

Tinubu would build our foreign reserves with dollars meant to export crude

Ibeju Lekki Seaport would be the busiest in West Africa, exporting refined petroleum and paying tax to Lagos and FG

Either way you see it Tinubu and Dangote played the game smartly and they are about to cashout forever


In another development, rumors have it Tinubu and other Political class are buying up Lithium ore accross Africa in preparation for green energy




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Officially he's 72yrs old and he's not particularly healthy. If he has advisers, they should tell him to focus on leaving behind a legacy for himself as President of Nigeria.

Also, he should mend his ways ways with God. He can depart this earth anytime because he has clocked the appointed years of 70.

Flavour has a distinct brand of music.
Tiwa Savage because she brings Ashewo vibes(also to try my luck if i can fvck her)
Asake cos he has more trending jams ATM.

ChinemeremFidel:
My girlfriend always disturb me to visit her and I do avoid it because I really don't want sex for now..
She is the first I will ever have.

So today I decided to visit her,we made out mouth pleasure but I did not have sex because first she was a virgin and secondly she was on her period.

After satisfying each other ,she started crying to squashing one of her principles.
Then me on the other hand have never had sex before so I was really ashamed of what I did...

She called me on the phone and was crying in guilt that I broke her laws and principles...I took the whole blame...

She then broke up with me...
And I really love this girl.

She is beautiful,never asked me for money, smart, intelligent and brave.

I am just confused right now

Lemme get you clearly, you're also a virgin?

KOMBE:
Well maintained 2003 Toyota Corolla (Sports) with good AC (Moscow standard), engine and gearbox.
Just buy and travel to Kafanchan.

Price: N1.75m
Mileage: 120,496
Sunroof (Functions very well)
08052099404
Portharcourt

Is the catalyst intact?? 1.5 and I paying 2moro morning.

Samantha124:
I just needed somewhere to take out my frustrations and I didn't really care whether people responded or not when I made the post... I was so stressed out and had a headache.

You're right, I should have done it on the diary section... But I'm okay now..

If I give your fiance R1M(1Million Rands) to hands off, will he accept?

iammo:
Just go and marry and start having sex the legal way

Fornication is immoral, not illegal as far as the individuals are within legal age.

I thought it was Odumodublvck.

The most important question is 'Can we fvck them' ?

Cos normally we fvck our wives

bizhop01:
Did he force her?

But what if such was done to his wife how would he feel?.

He may not have forced her but such relationship is inappropriate.

As if sleeping with another man's wife isn't bad, you still give her belle join.

cococandy:
But even the sisters are the ones releasing statements to say the wife isn’t responsible for his death. imagine if such lioness sisters can say that about her, why would I even have an opinion? me that doesn’t know them.

I think the only reason why I even commented on this issue is that I saw how scarily easy it is to create a narrative and have people jump on it and everyone begins to swear it’s the truth. This person that started the whole “she killed him” thing only said what Saint Obi allegedly told him before dying. Now Saint is dead who’s to verify that information? And just like that everyone ran with it saying she killed him. I’m like wow 🫠. It’s that easy to get people to believe anything?

I read in the post where it was stated he had about four surgeries. Surgeries for what ailment exactly?. Except there exist a surgery for heartbreaks, what killed him is known to his family.

I'm beginning to love you, old woman.

cococandy:
Are the men exempt from making heaven?

Or does God have separate rules for them?

I feel like I should ask. How many 19 year olds almost became your step-moms ?

Seems you don't give up on arguments easily, so you're back.

Are Men exempt from making heaven Or does God have separate rules for them? Nope they arent exempt from making heaven. And the rules were slightly bent for them....in the last days, men are permitted to have more than one sexual partner. Isaiah 4v1.


How many 19yr olds became my stepmom? Zilch, Zero, None. Cos you don't date at that age to marry. You just pass time. Sugar daddies are for fun not marriage.

And if I may, I said 19-24yrs old. Why are you particularly hammering on 19yrs.

cococandy:
Ah. My condolences to the women in your family

Nobody died na. Afterall, some women are catholic Nuns. The most important thing for women at that age is to eat and live healthy, be Godly and manage whatever amount of sex they get from their partners. They have almost practically run their sexual race, its time to watch and pray. The aim is to make heaven.

I hope you get, preach the message.

cococandy:
So all the men you know stopped sleeping with their wives as soon as they turned 50 and started sleeping around with 18-25 year olds?

Yes or no

Yes, All the men I know. And I'm towing that line. The past 8yrs, I've only had things with 19-24yr old ladies. And I'm in my mid 30s.

cococandy:
I’m not the one who made the comment but I’ll answer your question

Who knacks 50 year olds? Their husbands/wives if they are married. If not married, then willing sex partner/s. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Also women peak sexually in their 40s compared to men to who do in their 20s. Now don’t respond if you don’t understand what peaks entails

Given Nigeria's sugar daddy culture, a 50yr old woman will most likely get lesser sex compared to a 50yr old man. Most young actively seek out sugar daddies.

And that your women peak sexually in their 40s is a hoax. After menopause, women's sexual drive goes downhill. They become less attractive and more irritant. Who haS time to fvck such specimens... Well, everyone doesn't have same standards.

cococandy:
Do you have any older married couple in your life?parents? Uncles? Etc. Why not ask them?

Did all the older adults you know leave their wives to slept with 19 year olds? Because y’all say anything on this Beyoncé’s internet. If I ask you to present this question to your dad now you’ll start vexing. Okay na

Maybe i need to remind you of your comment where you insinuated that when a woman comes of age (early 50s upwards) she gets an unprecedented amount of knacks.

I'm asking you as a woman who knows the workings of the female category to explain why you feel you're in season in your 50s as compared to fresher, juicer 19-25 year old ladies.

Who knacks you at that age, your age mates or small boys. I'm only asking to know. Don't take my comment personally.

Felimax:
How best do you describe a compound fool?

Wike has won the most stupid governor of South Southern Nigeria.
Such a woman in a man's garment of a governor! Drunkard!

He will never be president of Nigeria till he dies! Who wants a goat for a president?

Come Delta State come hold microphone if you return to Port Harcourt in peace make I know wetin cause am.

It is not difficult to spot a coward from a mile. You just dey rant.

As far as the information goes, Rivers state government wrote Bayelsa state government in 2021 to notify them of their dilapidated building in old GRA, PH and asked them to renovate it.

So they want to turn PH into that dirty town called Yenagoa. You think PH is the slum you live in?

Yekini Nabena or whatever can only stay in Yenagoa and rant.

I got my gown easy. My parents couldn't make it down due to their schedule. But my friends were there. Some celebrations no need parents around so you can go H.A.M.

Uniport 2006.

descarado:
Even if couples are age mates, old age still favour women. No pregnancy, kids are out and about and you start feeling like a teen again, doing those things you missed while nurturing kids. Most importantly, you can nack nonstop. An advantage women has over men. Men that age hardly get it up these days either.
What make people sick in old age mostly regardless of gender are what entered their mouth which accounts for more than 60% of sicknesses in the world today and believe you me, men are affected more in this area than women hence men die more than women at later age.

I'm interested in knowing who knacks old cargo women when a plethora of young 19-25yr old ladies abound.

Odogwuzack:
I know the pain is deep for you.

Expectedly.

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I miss Yoruba ladies oh.

It 2006 or 2008 model?

Carcholce:
Haha!! It seems you thought I was joking when I said I had to study about sex because I loved it too much. I got tired of wasting semen I had to start studying how to not waste semen but continue to enjoy sex because I am a very sexual person. It got to a point I started doing threes.ome because one lady wasn’t enough, she’d get tired easily. Where I live, getting girls for party is as easy as buying bread by the road side. This made practicing very easy for me.


There’s nothing to sell. I can’t sell anything. Anyone can discover the approach if you get to practice. It was after I left Nigeria I realized Nigerians are too hypocritical about sex. Sex that they love so much o.


I’ll give you few expo of what I do to achieve this.

Regular exercise. Before I eat my first meal of the day I must exercise first.

Learn to fast. Sometimes eat just once in a day at about 6pm.

Evening walk or a run.

I only eat fruit sugars, no refine sugar.

One bitter nut everyday. EVERY SINGLE DAY. Take a bitter nut, put it in your mouth and leave it there. Don’t chew everything at once. Let it sit in your mouth and take small small bit at intervals. Sometimes I fast the whole day with only bitter nut in my mouth. This helps to eliminate sugar from your blood. Remember not to chew everything at once. Just put it in your mouth and take small small bites.


If you can get neem leaves and turmeric, it’s the better alternative but it’s dangerous if you cannot measure the quantity. As the combo has the properties that can cause infertility in men when consumed in excess. Meaning you nor go see cum again no matter how hard you try.

I smoke weed (Not everyday but only days when sex will take place. Allow your body reboot from weed highness before smoking again. This helps a great deal. Smoking everyday will leave your body wanting more and more)


Cold shower (a man that can’t take cold water bath even when it’s freezing is not a man. Sometimes even when she don off pant and ready for me, I’ll tell her I’m going to shower first. This helps to dissolve the urge and make you more relax. I enjoy cold shower even in winter periods.


I eat fruits a lot, some days I don’t eat anything but fruits. Fruits is cheap and very fresh over here. Banana, cucumber, strawberries, carrot, watermelon, dates etc.


I do not allow women take control of the sex, I take the control, else they’ll fvck you the way that will make you cum faster. If you notice she’s starting to go all hard and rough on you, tell her to calm down and enjoy the moment while you do it your way.


PLEASE NOTE, most of the things listed here were not discovered because of sex. They improve your overall health benefits whether sex or not.


But know that you are playing with fire if you continue to sex and not cum. It’s dangerous if you cannot contain it. It’s better not to indulge in sex at all.

Incredible. This takes alot of discipline to achieve.

Absuchat:
Serenity is the major consideration in capital city situation. One of the reasons why FCT was moved from Lagos. A state capital is the thinking center of any state and shouldn't house a major commercial center to save it from noise.
You can't have Main market in awka.
You can't have Ariaria in Umuahia...
Warri can't be the capital of Delta

But go to Ikeja, they carry Computer village go mount at the center of the city thereby making the city more of a commercial city than a capital city

From your analysis, London, Paris, Beijing etc shouldn't be Capital.

Let Yorubas be counting the various government agencies and parastatals that they head.

Not when another ethnic group do same their useless press will start a writing frenzy.

orion7:
He would have been vice president . But the man just could not understand his level. His ambition was more than his self worth. Now he’s running after asiwaju begging for a position . Lol

Useless man. Even kaduna or katsina he could not win.

Lolz. Why are you pained. Before this your wailing, you Obidients claimed Kwankwaso was doing the Lords work for Peter Obi in the North. And you were happy for him. . Now you're insulting him for refusal to be VP to Obi. Why are you confused.

NB: You know your father can actually contest presidential election in Nigeria, let us see how many states he can win.

If to say this bike get booth, I for buy am.

Try find work do na. People dey collect block oh. You dey snap and post for NL.

And how this garbage made the frontpage is appalling ..

Pascal9:
unknown gun men is better than cult men.

Lolz. Only cultists fear other cultist because reprisals. UGM and ESN and IPOB kill at random. They kill everyone and anyone. They are a menace.