₦airaland Forum

Armaggedon:
Question is which capital city will you get the most quality life with enough money. Owerri beats the rest. It is relatively calm, well planned, neat and green, good and modern residential apartments, fairy good road and transportation ease. It also has a functional and fairly busy airport, hotels and other recreational facilities. Enugu is also good but appear dirty nowadays.

Port Harcourt has even more facilities than Owerri but has worse environment, worse traffic and a problem of petty cult clash. Reason many port Harcourt residents go to Owerri on weekends for relaxation.

Ikeja is good but traffic and noise are a major turn off.

I wouldn't argue about Ibadan. A large unplanned settlement with mostly dilapidated houses and with almost a non functional airport is what you want to argue about?

PH people relax in Owerri over the weekend with UGM and ESN on rampage? Tell me something else please. Owerri is not in same class as PH as far Nigeria is concerned. Shoe get size abeg.

iInjureHerYansh:
Told this girl I have been seeing lately to stop asking me for money if she really care about me and I haven't heard from her since then Where are the people that say women can date if money isn't involved?
Well not all women are after money but majority of our girls are doing this dating thing for survival.

Relationship has to be transactional or she moves. The earlier you realize all the sweet name calling and things she's been doing for you is cos you have money to give her the earlier you will know how to stand.


I always see every lady as someone who doesn't love me for me but for my assets, until she proves otherwise. It has saved me a lot.
This lady I just talked about is another point of reference.

You can also try it with the girl you are seeing now and see for yourself if you doubt me.

Have you had sex with her?

5million for a 24yr old car.

You get mind oh.

justlovesfarmin:
I want to gift my unmarried younger sister a pretty car that she can maintain on her own.

Her job is not a high paying one.

Can you suggest cars less than 3 million that are pretty and would be easy to maintain.

Why don't you use that money and pay me to marry your sister.

HildaBaci:
Hello nairalanders, it's your girl Hilda Baci here and I'm officially on nairaland. This will be my official Nairaland account.
I want to use this medium to thank all Nairalanders who supported me through out my quest to break the Guinness World Record for the longest continuous cooking time, may God bless you all.

Hilda Baci

Hilla Baci has huge ass. Why are you slim if you are her?

AllDModsAreMaad:
It was a guy I helped through my university days. Like I was always carrying this guy academically to the point one lecturer caught me one-day and advised me to be careful of the way I teach/assist my friends inside the exam hall. Immediately after our final paper, my house rent got expired and I don't want to renew it because I will soon leave school, so I told my guy I will like to stay with him for sometime pending when I'm done with my project. He agreed and I moved in, there was this other guy that approached me and asked me if he can join us, I related the question to the first guy, he agreed and the guy joined us.

One faithful day, we agreed to contribute money to buy foodstuffs*school life things na,* I told him I will bring mine when I enter the campus because that is where the banks and their ATM points are. Being the unelected leader of my project group I was not chanced to go to the ATM when I entered the campus because I was putting finishing touches to my project work which I am to submit that same day.
So, the guy approached me for the money while I was busy discussing with my project mates inside one lecture theater, I told him I haven't gone to the ATM point, maybe I should give him the card to help me out on that, he said no need that I should bring it when I get home.

I got home in the evening after a stressful day, normally I was hungry and didn't remember to give him the money immediately I got home but I have the money on me but hunger no let me reason am. The guy gave me my own serve(portion) of the lunch, as I was about to take the first mold of the garri, na so the other guy I introduced said "shey xyz i.e don drop him own money, before I could say anything, he responded with "na true," na so the other guy ask him to remove the food from my front, omoh I wan mad.
At that point, I was like guys wetin be all these na, shebi we had an agreement and I just dey enter and you all know whatsup in school.
Already, I have lost my appetite, I brought the cash I withdrew from the ATM point and showed it to them, and told him he know there is no way I won't give them my own money but hunger made me not to remember to do that when I entered the room.

I left the room angrily, took a bike to one eatery around the campus gate, bought enough food with tantalizing Mendes mendes (me wet don make money from my project, I got good figure from my dad and I also did the project for one of my project mates who is a big boy i.e businessman).
Got home, open the food and ate everything in their presence, made call to another of my guy, moved my things out of his place that evening.

He later came with one of our mutual friends to apologize, but I have keeled the friendship.

The guy chatted me up recently, although I have forgiven him, the friendship no be like again.

Because you've written several exams for him, you feel he is inferiror to you. Infact he should be grateful for your friendship with him. What is food that he cannot cook and serve you freely after almost giving him the air he breathes on campus.

People like you over exaggerate their worth in people's lives. And its unnecessary.

I paid my friend who lost his dad entire year one school fees (every single fee needed for admission, without it no matric number for the guy). He saw himself thru school after that. I never for anyday consider him less or used my good gesture as a point whenever we had any argument. So what's your fuss?

Lilchilz:
Omo bro. This babe banged 5 of my guys. I introduced her to just one of my guy and before I knew it she actually banged 5 of my guys and I was informed about this just a year after we broke up.

Her pussssy is so wide anytime we wanna banged back den i always support my D.ick with one of my finger to penetrate and I’m 5.9 inches long .

It’s so crazy because i can’t believe my ex babe can go an extra mile banging my guys and what really pained me is that they all banged her giving her number to one and other .she doesn’t know that all these guys are my close pal.

She loves dicck so much and you can’t even believe she’s that type of girl mere looking at her

U still get her number?

Your camera sharp oh.

Carcholce:
He and his wife were in bed sleeping when he screamed out loud that something has pierced his chest. He died immediately. People are saying it’s a spiritual attack.


In 2020 during the covid, I was in bed sleeping when something pierced my rib on the left side, I shouted and jumped up immediately, the spot where I got pierced was hurting so bad till the morning. When the news about my late friend got to us just now, I narrated my own experience to a group of friends that were present, I was told I was very lucky to have survived it.

Has anyone heard or experienced such before?

Mods, please do not move to front page.

No offence, but what becomes of his wife?

Yoruba should enjoy while it lasts.

Not too bad.

saphiere:
[s][/s]Marriage benefits men because at the end of the day, the kids carry their names.

If you need groom price traditional marriage list, let me know. If you can pay it, the children will bear your name.

No Pictures?

Udom has hustled you guys. There was never anything on ground.

thesilentman:
so you think those women's husband don't sleep with other men's wives too?

Justification. Lolz.

Seems you don't mind some guy(s) banging your wife, however and whenever.

Well, People have and live by different standards.

thesilentman:
A woman always have an eye out for that man that can fulfil that nagging need in her marriage.This need might be one of attention,money or sex.

Back to the topic:There is this certain woman i met mid last year.This lady heavily complained at every opportunity that she was never sexually attracted to her husband even though the man gives her 3k per day for house-keeping alowance! All i did that attracted this woman was just listen,yeah,listen to her naggings every time she came around without interrupting her flow.And before you know it,she got addicted to me...To put it modestly,I later learnt the colours and number of her panties without wooing her.

I wish Nairaland has a dislike button. I for drop one for you. Sometimes I wonder why you people sleep with married women. You guys are unnecessarily enabling the discontent in their families.

FKseun:
The guy dey prepare us for scam. Him wan to introduce something. We dey wait.

Nigerians oh!!!

I Don laff tire. .

In Nigerias Dog eat Dog society, Warri's loss is another city's gain.

lovediehatelive:
I met this pretty homely girl sometimes ago.

She was reluctant the first time I toasted her and won't want to date me. However, I persisted till she succumbed.

She's everything I want in a lady. She didn't want to visit me when we started dating until one day I promised that I won't touch her.

She visited and was so graceful that I thanked the heavens for sending my soul mate to me.

We discussed a bit and I made her feel comfortable because she was really uneasy.

As promised, I didn't touch her. She felt so free that she rested her head on my chest.

The urge to kiss her became so strong, but I resisted.

What's the use of spoiling things now when she can be mine forever?

She later left and we became really close from then.

I was happy because she's madly beautiful yet so down to earth.

I was thinking she is a virgin but I needed to clarify.

So one day, I used talk to bring talk and stylishly told her a bit about some rough life of my past for her to feel uncomfortable.

She later opened up to me about her first kiss and how the guy went on to have sex with her even though he promised her nothing will happen.

She was 19 years then.

Since then she stopped visiting guys and is no longer in contact with the guy.

She swore that she hasn't kissed or had sex since then.

Now she's 23.

The thing is I really deeply love this girl because she's just exactly what I needed. But I promise myself that I will marry a virgin and nothing else.

My love for this girl is beginning to affect my thinking.

Should I ditch her and keep looking for a virgin?

Or should I continue with her?

I'm planning to see her people this December.

Marry a virgin. Ditch her.

But, still give me her number. I like fairly used girls like her.

Eh yah.

Absuchat:

The goat is not good for consumption as the venom of the snake can affect anybody that eats it

Python get venom, you sef??


...Anybody wey tell this man not to eat that python, anything the person see, make the person take.

Lifeinbits:
Recall in my previous threads about my girlfriend getting her visa and how she doesn't want me to go with her as F2.

So she got her visa and I told my babe that we should go to the registry so that my mind can be at rest that I have someone that i can call my own that was how my babe said she's not going to the registry because of PR in Yankee that if she's married to me it will be difficult for her because the easiest way to get a pr is to marry a citizen over there. I don't understand why my girlfriend will want to do that and I'm suggesting that she can go for Ph.D but she's just adamant.

Guys what do think i should do

Move on fast!!!!!!

Forget all youve lost. Thr best way to feel better is to endeavour to become very successful in life. If you do, you look back at how this issue became your turning point.

Jakumo, we need you here.

Sad one. RIP Saint Obi.

Is she a virgin? I don't mind the ugly face.

Bawofss:
i am 100 percent certain Ward Prowse wont go down with them. This team drew Arsenal home and away this season. They are part of the reasons Arsenal won't win the league

They man handled chelsea also.

saintbillion:

So na like this, this sweet fine girl for just die just like that? She fine oooo. Won't mind taking her as my second wife.

Me, as my third.

zabson:
very stupid write up. Are you one of the bunkerers? you sound so pained.

You might have heard of black soot in PH. This is one of the causes. You burn down illegal refineries and the resultant soot finds its way into towns and cities, thereby endangering peoples health.

Again, if there is no gainful employment for the citizens and also when a section of rhe country are made to feel like second class citizens when they are effectively responsible for whatever forex Nigeria earns, the resultant effect is sabotage.

Nigeria is structurally unbalanced, insult all you want but there is little or no love for country in most Niger Delta states. They feel fleeced by the North and Yoruba. Take it or leave it.

If I tell una say I don fvck dis girl before, una go doubt me.