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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Proposes To Girlfriend Of 7 Years With Helicopter by Jaqenhghar: 5:13pm On Feb 28, 2022
Niggerland redpillers now


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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Proposes To Girlfriend Of 7 Years With Helicopter by Jaqenhghar: 5:11pm On Feb 28, 2022
dijas:
The red pill are coming in old 504 Peugeot grin grin


Meanwhile if you want to get rid of pimples, acne, darkspots, wrinkles, sun burn and fine lines. Buy for your mother, sister and girlfriend.


Who dash dem 504. Foot wagon you mean?
Politics / Re: Community Relationship: Nigerian Military Organises Dance Competition In Plateau by Jaqenhghar: 8:21pm On Feb 27, 2022
Blablamalala:
angry A thread intended to mock The Nigeria Army.
The Nigger army already doesa good job of that.
Religion / Re: 10-Year-Old Twin Boys Born Deaf & Dumb Healed By God Of Chosen (Pix) by Jaqenhghar: 5:45pm On Feb 27, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Haha no video of the healing huh..this be looking like some staged drama..
How much y'all paid the momma to allow her kids indulge in this BS huh?.. grin
Na video you dey find. These things are staged.
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Survives Car Crash, Says Everyone Was Recording Him Instead Of Helping by Jaqenhghar: 5:11pm On Feb 27, 2022
Driving a ferrari in that Lagos.you asked for it.
Politics / Re: This One Na Yahoo Boy - Lagos Police CP's Team Detain NYSC Member, Demands Bribe by Jaqenhghar: 3:43pm On Feb 27, 2022
perryy:
More than 90% of men of the Nigeria police force are babrians. That was how I was detained by one useless inspector called Baba kaxeem when I went to report some guys that created some clever excuse to have me robbed or obtained, but within a twinkle of an eyes , things were turned against me. I became the accused while the guy I brought to the station became the complainant. Before I realized what was going on, I was being forced to cough ought 85k being cost of goods lost by those criminals through my mistake. But when I refused to pay, I was threatened with court but when I chose court over paying the criminal gang and the criminal police man, the criminal police man ordered some junior officers to prepare my detention order and throw me into cell even though someone was on ground to take me on bail . Immediately I called my lawyer in his presence, he became so furious that he even act outside the DPO's order. The DPO denied ever giving such order for my detention which is very correct as the DPO asked me and the criminal boys to go and sort out ourselves (due to what the criminal police man told him oooo, he misled the DPO),

The man planned with those guys to make a bogus claim to be shared between them and the police. When I refused to yeild to all his threat , I was later released and within 30 minutes of my release, the said lost bag was found and the content was not up two thousand naira. They wanted to lock me up till Monday evening to prevent me from ever finding the bag so that i would be forced to pay them 85k. You see Nigeria police, very corrupt.
Can you imagine. Thank God for your life. Your mama prayer dey very strong.
One my friend , one babe went to report a case. Someone stole her lappie under the pretext of repairing it. As DPO see fine babe, he started disturbing the babe o. From let them meet up to let them hang out. When she refused to budge the guy gave her condition. Meet up or forget about the case. That's how this babe lost her laptop forever
Politics / Re: This One Na Yahoo Boy - Lagos Police CP's Team Detain NYSC Member, Demands Bribe by Jaqenhghar: 3:30pm On Feb 27, 2022
I remember those days when corps members were treated like babies.
I remember being stopped by the same police one night on my way back from a party. Once I identified myself as a corps memeber see special treatment. They drove me home, made sure I got home safe and were even scolding me for not identifying myself as a corper initially.
If armed rovbers were robbing buses corps members go stand one side. Now. .......
Politics / Re: Definition Of APC By Dino Melaye by Jaqenhghar: 7:18pm On Feb 25, 2022
Because he fell out with them. SMH

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Business / Re: UBA Sets International Spending Limit To $20 Per Month by Jaqenhghar: 7:15pm On Feb 25, 2022
The most useless bank on this planet. I'd rather play Baba Ijebu with my money than put it in that "bank".
Travel / Re: Experience My First Racism In U. K From Someone Who I Thought Was My Friend. by Jaqenhghar: 3:06pm On Feb 25, 2022
ishit4bodyy:
This is rich coming from someone who calls people Niggerians.
If white people are racist to you, good for them and consider it a privilege because they allowed you in their country
When they came to plunder and lord it over others, , did they consider it a privilege
Romance / Re: She Kissed Me And Walked Away by Jaqenhghar: 1:46pm On Feb 25, 2022
omolasho:
Good evening house, need your opinion concerning something that just happened to me yesterday.

This is the thing, there is this young lady who happened to be my colleague at work, not the same office though. I can say we had only spoken once.

She walked to my seat posing like she would tell me something in the ear only for her to kiss my cheek with a smile on her face then walked away.

Other people were around but I guess none noticed. It was weird because nobody had boldly flirted on me like she did.

Please i don't want to just jump into escapades with her, rather I want to know the whys behind her action and what I should do.

Thanks you.
You want to know but you didnt ask her na we go answer for you.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I've Just Been Sacked by Jaqenhghar: 2:10pm On Feb 24, 2022
whemmytopsy:
Nigerian employers and oppression are like 5 and 6, Kindly return her things in your possession, hold yourself up, say some prayers and be on the look out for another job
...the best is just yet to come.
That's because people jave learnt to look at an employer as a benefactor or someone doing you a favour. Its a transaction I am not being paid for free.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 1.5M Monthly In Nigeria Vs 4k Pounds Monthly In The UK by Jaqenhghar: 2:07pm On Feb 24, 2022
Golan007:
After tax is not bad but your standard would not be as good as 1.5m in Nigeria.
With the insecurity and the dusty roads and power outage...... my guy.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 1.5M Monthly In Nigeria Vs 4k Pounds Monthly In The UK by Jaqenhghar: 2:05pm On Feb 24, 2022
pappilo:


Liar

Now I know why people are suspicious of stories on Nairaland. No one will make an after tax offer to you in the UK. You either pay through PAYE or you sort out your own tax outside IR35. In both cases your offer will be your gross annual salary.

Tell me I am a hater but no one is offering you a £90,000/year job in the UK from Nigeria simply because you are 'tech bro', Whatever dafuq that mean. I dont care if you can write perfect API code straight from sleep or you are a developer, SDET, BA, Architect, PM all rolled in one.


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See finishing. Haba bros you sabi spoil party sha.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 1.5M Monthly In Nigeria Vs 4k Pounds Monthly In The UK by Jaqenhghar: 2:01pm On Feb 24, 2022
Ammishaddai:
Can you prove the lies ? If yes, do so. If not stay in poverty
So because someone doesnt believe you he is automatically living in poverty.
Meanwhile the 1.5 m you are braying about cant buy you a 2nd hand car

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Dragged To Court For Collecting ₦2.8 Million Pay Without Showing Up by Jaqenhghar: 10:48am On Feb 24, 2022
Favmil101:

Those guys are broke grin
Now you know why they quickly reconciled and restarted their music career
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Dragged To Court For Collecting ₦2.8 Million Pay Without Showing Up by Jaqenhghar: 10:47am On Feb 24, 2022
dawnomike:
Sued him for 500 million naira!!!? shocked fear God na
The person they are suing has come out seveal times to boast, saying he shíts gold and that he doesnt need to worry about money for the rest of his life.
Crime / Re: Canadian Police Kill Latjor Tuel, Abandon Body, Call Ambulance For His Dog (Pix) by Jaqenhghar: 9:08am On Feb 24, 2022
Let that sink in. For those who say racism only exists in US and UK alone.
This is also for that Oreo/coconut coon who is based in Russia and thinks that because he has a Russian girlfriend, racism has ended

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Investment / Re: How My Younger Sister Got Scammed Of ₦1 Million Crypto Fraud! by Jaqenhghar: 5:56pm On Feb 23, 2022
angelfallz:
Lol the sister was not on a quest for knowledge.
She was on a quest for quick money

Now you want to make it sound like its not about quick money. This whole thing is about quick money even those preaching about seeking knowledge first all na scam
Investment / Re: How My Younger Sister Got Scammed Of ₦1 Million Crypto Fraud! by Jaqenhghar: 5:52pm On Feb 23, 2022
MufasaLion:


You're ignorant and not brilliant.

There's difference between "quest for knowledge" and "greediness and ignorance."
I totally agree. I am ignorant not too brilliant but I know Bullshit when I see one.
You who is so brilliant cant see that. Says a lot about you
Investment / Re: How My Younger Sister Got Scammed Of ₦1 Million Crypto Fraud! by Jaqenhghar: 4:50pm On Feb 23, 2022
ImDStar:
You don't know something, instead of you to calm down and learn, you rather chose to wallow in ignorant.
That quest for knowledge is what made someone lose 1million you are here talking shít. Thays what y'all say "calm down and learn" even after scamming people.

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Investment / Re: How My Younger Sister Got Scammed Of ₦1 Million Crypto Fraud! by Jaqenhghar: 4:48pm On Feb 23, 2022
Iyaebe:
Anything crypto and other internet ways of making money is fraudulent to me,people that make money online are mostly fraudsters or potential fraudsters.Dem plenty here for nairaland.All those boys doing crypto also know how to hack people's account and hacking is fraudulent, so all of dem dy swim for the same ocean. Crypto=Hacking=Fraud.
Even the legit crypto is so unstable. The thing is based on speculation.... like shares.
The first red flag you should look out for is a man telling you he can make you rich.
NO NIGGERIAN alive will ever know secrets to making money and share it except its your parents

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Celebrities / Re: Crossdresser, James Brown Now A University Student In The UK (Photo, Video) by Jaqenhghar: 3:04pm On Feb 23, 2022
He is in the right environment. Universities are the current homes for all sorts of wokeness
Family / Re: This Woman Doesn’t Deserve To Be Cheated On” – Man Shares How He Stopped Himself by Jaqenhghar: 11:50pm On Feb 22, 2022
SoapQueen:


Lool! Redpillers wey dey cry blood offline when they get dumped by women.

Take these chauvinistic babies who call themselves "men" serious at your own risk.


You dont know them then. No be person when dey relationship dem dey dump? These ones here dont get second looks from women so they use that redpill BS to make up for their misery

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Family / Re: This Woman Doesn’t Deserve To Be Cheated On” – Man Shares How He Stopped Himself by Jaqenhghar: 11:47pm On Feb 22, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Here is a sensible man not the underage kids on nairaland who are still feeding from Mom's pot parading online as wannabe redpillers.. grin cheesy
Bunch of weaklings..I hope these wannabe redpillers won't call him a simp since their brain is only glued to women bashing and unproductivity.. cheesy
Appreciate and respect your partner then watch things go in order..
Blessing to all real men and women out there...as for the wannabe redpillers keep enjoying mom's rice and stew maybe when you folks grow up you will get back to your senses..
They will call him a simp for opting to stay fathful. E be like sya you are the redpillers'nemesis here sha grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia - Ukraine War Tension: Live Updates (Pictures) by Jaqenhghar: 1:24pm On Feb 22, 2022
seunny4lif:
Turkey cheesy
Same Turkey that invaded Cyprus, Iraq and Syria grin grin
They are all the same. Hypocrites

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Family / Re: Kenyan Man Returns Empty-Handed 42 Years After He Left Home For Greener Pastures by Jaqenhghar: 1:00pm On Feb 22, 2022
HeadNigga:
I was addressing those doing well. If I am poor and broke,I can take my chances overseas coz I have nothing to loose
These things are relative. What or who determines who is doing well and who isn't? The person you feel has arrived and probably wish you were like , probably doesnt feel the same way and feels he can do better. Should he refuse to aspire because there are people he is "better than" ?
Same way there are those you see as broke who will never take aby chance and are satisfied where they are
Crime / Re: Help Guys , A Thief Outsmarted Me And Ran Away With My Tecno Spark 7 by Jaqenhghar: 11:23am On Feb 22, 2022
Of all things to steal. SMH
Family / Re: Kenyan Man Returns Empty-Handed 42 Years After He Left Home For Greener Pastures by Jaqenhghar: 11:22am On Feb 22, 2022
Nonexisting:
Na so one man came back for my village that time with only a transistor radio. If you can't make it in your country, forget it you can't make it anywhere else. If you eventually make it anywhere else, you could've also made it in your own country if not for impatience.
Reallly? Even after hearing of people who were frustrated out of that shithole
Family / Re: Kenyan Man Returns Empty-Handed 42 Years After He Left Home For Greener Pastures by Jaqenhghar: 11:20am On Feb 22, 2022
uptownemmygee:



He didn't travel abroad oga
Kenya and Tanzania shared border
It's just like going to Cameroon or Ghana from nigeria
You dey mind the villagers.
Its only in Niggeria you will see a man describe someone whose father is from ghana and mother from Nigeria as bi-racial

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Family / Re: Kenyan Man Returns Empty-Handed 42 Years After He Left Home For Greener Pastures by Jaqenhghar: 11:18am On Feb 22, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:

You are not a nice sombori cheesy
That is why one should always start anything in life with the end in mind.
All the signs are always there but some folks do not maintain a level of integrity even with themselves.
As I type here, someone is still procrastinating on when to wake up to reality like the prodigal son.

Sadly, the story of this man is the story of a lot of Nigerians outside our shores in the diaspora despite the fine pictures they post on the social media.
As if the ones at home dont post stuff on Social media. In fact the ones at home post more. Do you know how many diasporans have been decieved by the lies of Niggers back home saying how its easy to make it, they relocated and saw hell, returned back penniless only to restart again?

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