Gandollaar:
WOW! That's interesting!

You know what

Eat shit! A million flies can't be wrong!

Further provi lng my point. Have a nice day

Gandollaar:
Op, I will advise you to stay back and and arrange how you and your sister will share the rent.
Keep saving and buy a land. Continue saving and be building it little by little. Finish building and either park in or rent it, but you would have succeeded in another good stream of income. Now you can go rent your own place if you want.

There's no point moving to get your own place where your bills will be more. Once you have your own place, the ladies must start coming and you could become distracted from your goals.

198 people like this horseshit

He is now Nigerian. He is no longer Akata.

MALIGNANTGuest:
Pls. Can someone come up with a Unique THREAD on how to raise Female Kids!
Why do most Ladies ACT before Thinking?
Now you have trended, which is what you craved for and still craving for....
Ur mates are trending for worthy reasons..
Here you are trending as a child of perdition via the act of churning out nude videos.
U think you are the only one having SEXXX!

Your VIDEO will forever remain viable.
The Internet never never forgets.
It takes nothing to save such video..
Even Michael Jackson paid heavily to have his sister's (Janet) nude video off the internet, yet we still have that on YouTube.
Next time, Think before you go HAYWIRE !

Stop being over dramatic. By next year everyone would have forgotten her face and even the sex tape. If she didnt talk I didnt know there is even a sex tape.

Zonefree:

Chai

Lagosians are obviously hypnotized

...and they will say they are the most progressive people in naija. Upon all their education see the nonsense they allow

Stephen0mozzy:
Lol....I think they overthink the influence of them celebrities. If they put a survey/questionnaire, along with their products/services, they'd realize how much they're loosing. They'll fair better using that money to organize REAL RAFFLE DRAW that customers can truly win from. Not these scam SAVE AND WIN; BUY AND WIN BS they do.

The rich guys don't give an F;
The poor guys are hating on them and likely don't give an E, let alone an F

.....but then again; they have a marketing team that feels it's working for them

The whe endorsement thing is an american concept. They just copy and paste.

9jaHustler:
I don't know if I am saying this too quick but plenty oyibo we have met today have been very friendly. Friendly to the kids and all....

They are usually like that. They are very good at masking how they feel and think.

Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. I will be mentioning some jobs people look down, that they are now doing.
1. Bus Conductor: Then, Bus conduct jobs are jobs people claimed or see as jobs meant for illiterates, school drop outs, touts or for people who don't have future. Many people have shyed away from doing this job and many are still shying away from as a result of this. 2ndly, there is this belief or assumption that, the job is meant for guys alone, lol. Now, ladies are doing the job.

2. Shoe Cobbler: In a lame's man language, shoe maker. Then it was assumed or believed that the job is meant for the Aboki or Mallam people(Northerns). The truth is that, they were the ones very popular and famous for the job. U will rarely see other tribes doing the job. But now, people desire to learn it. Some people are now earning a living with it.

3. Cleaner(Compound cleaning)/cleaning in general: Women are now doing this job to earn a living. Married women and single-mothers, most especially.

4. Barbing: In those days, people rarely value or don't value Barbing as a job. Then, if u want to barb, u will have to walk far away from ur home to have a haircut. Do u know why? Only very people had interest to be a barber. But now, u can easily see Barbing salon in every street. Back then, it wasn't so.

These are the ones i can remember for now. U can add urs.

Generally Niggerians hate hard work. Hard work is called suffering. Thats why they all want to be in one office where they will sit all day doing nothing

Suffer never tire una.

40fy:
She conned him into giving her the manuscripts, then went ahead and get 'em proofread, published and sold, (Books were supposed to fetch at least $140,000). Now, woman acting like she's the author of the books!! Funny thing, the original author ain't getting a dime from the $140,000!!!

If he has proof that it is his work l he can take her to court...and by proof I mean even an email with the manuscript to her will suffice .

donaldking10:



If you are rich, the best place to spend your money & have rest of mind without thinking of too much taxation to me is still Nigeria.
Apart from the fact you are a into Medicine, Nursing or I.T which pay well abroad, 90% of the time it's actually frustration, unemployment & lack of opportunities in Nigeria that make people try to travel out of the country.
I have a friend who spent more than 2 million Naira trying to aquire a U.S Visa. Few weeks to the day he was supposed to fly to the U.S, he got a job of 500K per month in Umuahia.
Immediately my guy abandoned all the plans he had of traveling out, plus the 2 million he had already spent & Immediately accepted the job.
Now he's doing well, just bought a Car & is already planning on building a house & settling down.
He no longer even thinks of leaving the country again.
The devil you know, is better than the angel you don't know.
A lot of people still went to the U.S & flopped big time.

For those having doubts, he works in C.B.N Umuahia branch, and mind you his salary of 500k is just for starters.
If his promotion comes as expected, he would be earning more than 5 million Naira in a month before retirement.
Then try to imagine how many million Naira his gratuity would be together with his pensions after retirement.
That is what is called job security & earning money without stress.
For how many years would you keep working as a laborer abroad before you get tired??
Any reasonable person would prefer a good paying job with security & retirement benefits to being a laborer for life.


But if you still prefer to be a laborer abroad who would be cleaning windows for a living for life, then so be it.

And for those talking about security, nowhere on earth is absolutely safe.
Just yesterday an 18-year old gunned down 13 school children at their school in US.
Nigerians who also relocated to Ukraine, where are they now?

Stop saying stuff you dont know. There is so much horseshit i this your write up I dont even know where and how to start tackling it.
To you that window cleaning job is veneath you but peope eat and raise families on it. That man you see uas a life insurance policy and if anything happens to him him /his family will be well compensated. He is treated even better than most of your bankers and he most likely drives a better car than that your friend you are talking of.
Over there there is dignity in labour and any hard workibg person is respected irrespective of his trade. You niggers on the other hand sneer and look dow on hard work yet wonder why your country is the way it is

You talk of lack of security . Tell me how many times children have been killed and the murderers brought to book in that dump. In fact I dare you go outside your home at 2am for a week lets see if you will live to tell the story. Una go dey talk wetin pass una power. Anyone listening to you will think you know what you are saying

pansophist:
What people don't realize is that there is no such thing as a career, or I will put it this way, the people that have a fulfilling career are very tiny. If the job pays you do let you to live a respectable life, then that is the ideal. The idea that you must be in a suit with a tie in an office is nonsense. Arrant nonsense.

Human civilizations are not built on suits and ties but on hard grinding work. From the peasants building and maintaining railways to long-haul interstate drivers even accross countries, to the sewage workers, the farmers, traffic guys, and so forth. These are the people that powers society, the majority in the background, not the tiny veneer of men in suits that are sprinkled on top. These ordinary men and women are the heros of society but sadly, these are the people we don't want to be like.

In other words, we live in a cappuccino society, where beneath is an untold amount of ordinary men and women keeping the system from crumbling, but with a sprinkle of tiny men on suits on top. Lots of people depressed themselves for nothing because they have filtered their vision not to see the majority that powers society, to see only the tiny ones.

And here comes the most important one, which is contentment. Contentment doesn't mean settling for less, or not aspiring to be more, but it's about being okay with what you have while working to improve it. Probably Nigeria hasn't reached the peak of educated masses, but in all developed countries where most of the populations are educated up to 99% (eg Canada, US, UK), the majority of the workforce are not happy with their jobs, and even Ph.D. holders do taxi jobs.

This is sad to say, but personally, I see how many of my ex-classmates torture themselves just because they think life after school should be nirvana. Some postpone the pain by taking more courses, embarking on more degrees, and so forth, but shifting the goal post doesn't mean the post isn't there, it's still waiting albeit, a bit farther. Perhaps if they could just see that the world is not powered by men in suits, but by men on rags, it shall be well with them.

I wish I could like this more than once.

Realist12:
If them tell you day he easy na set up , it saddens me to see educated Nigerians gathering their resources to travel out of the country only to do menial jobs they can't do in Nigeria.

What do you understand by menial jobs. Whenyou first come to a country you dont expect them to just give you a CEO position. Those "menial jobs" you speak of is what people used to survive and in some cases train themselves for better opportunities. A popular actress once told me, there are no small roles only small actors

Xwizard:

I should call the number at the back ?

Jist go there in person and vribe your way out. I know one guy who did it and blamed the landlord. He made sure he was just about leaving the house before doing so

Malory:
Majority of Nigerian youths can't reason beyond what will enter their stomach

Quote unfortunate. You will think hardship will galvanize them to positive action.

chatinent:
You may need a rethink after comparing your lives and the lives of people you are about to die for.

Think about it before planning to recycle them.

God bless you

We4all:
Hmnn… poverty should be declared a national pandemic. Imagine betraying your child because of 500K.

Has it occured to you that for every one of that idiot, there are hindreds more who no amount of money will let them do such?

Adonis86:
Poverty is a big enemy of man

Thay is not poverty. That is something else. Stupidity will ve too kind

Skyview01:
My nephew sent me similar message and I blocked him. Your parents are responsible for you.

They think it rains money over there. I tell people all the time if you are looking for easy money please stay back in Naija. Naija is one of the few places where you will go greet someone and the person will dash you 20k for pure water aka thanks for coming.

Built2last:


Nurses are burnt out not because they are forced. They took more shift to make more money. Their choice.

My aunt was a nurse in North London for 10 years, 5 years ago, she moved down to the North. Wakefield to be precise. Noe she has her own house and travelling on vacation. Staying in London is a choice.

A banker in Abuja earning 400k may be paying rent. A colleague in same bank in Ekiti will own lands and houses. Same salary, same bank. different locations

You can make your points with out comparing tliving standards in Niggeria. Like I said you are looking at it through the lens of a Nigerian where thesse things are a luxury. Having your own house and going on vacation 2-3 times a year is not luxury over there. These are basics. Even school teachers and security men go on vacations and own their houses.

STEWpid:
The young man won go collect hin share like Lesmon Lidiot.

How can money just be passing-him-by like that!





The first interest is always the Selfish Interest.

If you know, you know!

If he doesnt eat the same Niggerians he is trying to help will call him a fool

Neduzze5:
We can't allow the Europeans and their journalists continue to get away with this blackmailing, belittling and hazardous representation of the African continent.

This is totally unfair and unacceptable. The monkey pox spreads in Europe and as such, they should deal with the hand nature has dealt them.

I'm sure if they had moved around, they could have easily gotten pictures of and from affected individuals across the continent.

Where are the Nigerian news houses?
They are busy pandering to politicians and big men for brown envelope

Uniquetani1:
6. The "I Neva chop" group
Always begging for 2k

7. The "Lack of Home Training" gangs
They hardly understand a post, most of them just want "likes". They don't give good advice but finds pleasure insulting posters. They also see nothing wrong insulting someone's parents.

Make I no call names

8. The "Fake Redpillers" gangs
I don't know who first start this redpillers thing but most of them are woman wrapper in reality. They just want to feel belong, I call them the "Wannabe".

U sabi them

chatinent:
1. The overly mature ones.

They see those who post everyday and everytime as totally immature! In other words, maturity is rated by number of posts. You see them always finding the nearest entrance to start a chat with any female name who kind of gives them an attention!
Make we no call names sha.


2. The redpillers.

These ones are always fighting with ladies every now and then. The crazy thing about them is that sex is the bullet they use to make satisfactory points.

3. The Liars.

Ha! These ones are just wonderful! They can claim wetin dem no bi, and lie lie lie just to be seen as a public figure...as a wealthy dude. Like huncle, nobody gives a F of who you are! Their major targets are hungry Nairaland girls, or those desperate to hookup.

And those ladies are mostly gotten, used, and garbaged cos they tend to only follow those ones posting relocation to oversea topics and “big boys.” Laslas, na Nairaland dem dey come yab them.

4. The tribalists.

These ones are very quick to defend their tribe even when their tribe has done sth odoriferous. You'll see them supporting the killing of Deborah with all their might;


or supporting the IPOB rampage;

or using rebuttals at those who blame skull mining!

Senseless lots!

5. Those ones that use Nairaland to show the lack of home training they've always yearned to show outside.

They try to toast you, you no gree, they finish your reputation.

From that day, you become their worst enemy because you refuse to believe all those wooing BS they told you.



Thank you.

Lalasticlala, mynd44, dominque, seun

Point of correction please
No. 2 those ones are not red pillers. Those are incels.

The you forgot to add the advertisers

Built2last:


Not in a western world. You work long hours because you signed up for it and because it comes with extra pay.

If you tell your manager you can't do extra hours, they won't force you. if you report that you were compelled to do it. it will be investigated and your manager knows the implication.

The pay for nurses are not miserable sir. I don't know the country you are but a young nurse in Nigeria earns 40k a young nurse in UK earns 28 to 32k in UK. that's 23 million naira a year. A nurse in Nigeria earns less than 500k a year

Your problem is you argue as if money solves everything. Go on reddit go and hear how nurses are complaining of burnout. No amount of money can compensate you for that.
I see you do this mistake Nigerians make of c9nverting the money to naira 23 million maubbe big bucks in naija bit when youbconvert it to GNP, try living in London with it and you will understand

BeardGangJnr1:
Certified simp.
...that girl is for the streets...beta man up...d brother u re afraid of...are u not a man like him FOH son

Go and help your brother nah. His life may be in danger and you are calling him simp. If you were in his shoes Im sure you would have done worse. Online warrior

Built2last:
Data is the currency of the future. Go for Data analytics.

You can work anywhere in the world if you are good at it.

Business Analysis is also a good one

oga kpata kpata of them all is nursing. As terrible as they treat them in Naija.

A nurse in western world is hot cake. They NEVER look for job.

...and nurses are treated any better abroad?
Go abroad and see the number of nurses that are burnt out. Long hours, miserable pay( depending on which country you work in )

engray:
EPISODE 4
... December 2020, I got a call from one of those companies I had sent my CV to for unsolicited jobs. The first thing the lady (who is currently my boss) told me was, I saw your CV and I like it. It sounded like I heard Joe Biden telling me to pack my luggage and come to the United States.
she wasn't the HR but somehow my CV got to her and my experience was relevant to the department she's heading, she did a mini interview for me to feel my weight right on the phone. She asked how much I was willing to take as salary I mentioned but her response to me suggested I fumbled on that part. so I took my mind of it and continued with my blind firing.
My people , May 2021, I received an email from the organization's HR for a virtual 45 min interview. I had 3-4 days to prepare. I prepared like it was an interview to enter Heaven. I have never prepared for interview like that in my life. The d-day came, 45mins of virtual interview was like 5mins. Adequate preparation paid off really well. And of course God was 100% in control. I was asked how much I'm willing to take. I mentioned and there was no arguments/negotiations. 3weeks after the interview, I got an offer beyond my surprise. This included a very comprehensive HMO for wife and four kids.
I resumed the job July 2021 with probationary period of 6 months. The 6 months will be ticked this January 2022. Guess what? Another surprise that happened.
December 31st 2021, I received a promotion letter while still on probation. I am dazed till now.
Let me also add that it's a remote job. I work right from inside my house with my boxers.Lol

My fellow Nigerians job hunting, I understand the pains you're going through. The pains of rejections, the pains of failing that interview, The pains of joblessness itself. The pains of being broke. I have been through it. Please don't give up, Don't relent. Trust the process, and carry God along. Change strategies, take certifications, do volunteer jobs, you can as well take unpaid internship jobs and be intentional about making the best of the experience. And don't forget, let your CV be a verb and express quantifiable results you achieved.
This year, you'll get your Congratulation letter for that job.

Good job. You can't go wrong with hard work. The fruits may jot co.e when you want it but you will always reap the benefits. Good luck

Moloso:


Channel your frustration and simping somewhere abeg

Says the frustrated bitter soul who stays on Nairaland 2-4 waiting for people's downfall

Rastaramsey:
OBO BADDEST

I like this guy's personality...
He is very humble.....

After singing 'if you no get money, hide your face ' abi

Moloso:


Calm down simple man

Better simple than stupid

Moloso:
You don't You fall for her manipulation.

Time shall tell SIMPLE man.

We are waiting for the day you go come here dey cry.....

Ask William Smith sha

While you are waiting for bad news learn to do something productive with your life. He is living is own I suggest you live yours