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AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by jarkbauer: 11:39am On Oct 13, 2017
One of my friend is planning to take his car to him for repair. I am waiting for his testimonial.
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by jarkbauer: 10:55am On Oct 13, 2017
cross8701:
Are you and your friend a bunch of teenage girls in a school playground? I'm struggling to understand your point. If you have a question about cars then post it, that is what the Ask Gazzuzz means. My friend said this, my friend said that.....Grow the Bleep up!!!!
If you are not daft you will see the question in my post.

So go back and reread it opo@@
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by jarkbauer: 5:36am On Oct 13, 2017
GAZZUZZ:
tell him not to come back. This is ask gazzuzz not ask paul.

About the highlighted, I do not offer free classes in my workshop, if you want to supervise your work go to a road side mechanic and sit on his head.

This thread is dedicated to solving NLers issues remotely. If you have a problem with me open a fucking thread.








NgcoboP Lets keep the peace, do not interfere.

Ofcourse he's not coming back. There are better mechanics with better attitude.

I believe It makes no sense not to allow clients see what you are doing with their cars if they chose too unless you have ulterior motives.

So seeing what you are doing on their cars means free lesson.? You offer free tutorial here but you bar clients from see what you are doing with their cars? Isn't that ironic.

What are you doing that's not on YouTube.
Black man with black backward mentality.
Bleep you
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by jarkbauer: 10:41pm On Oct 12, 2017
So my friend who you've worked on his cars said these about you. Are they true.

He said

You are arrogant
Rude to your customer
Bad customer service
Unnecessarily expensive
Know it all attitude.
You don't allow clients to see what you are doing so it gives room for Parts on cars to be stolen or replaced.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 11:26am On Oct 04, 2017
What is comfort and taxify
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 1:06am On Oct 04, 2017
Stop typing in your quote.
Car TalkLagos Begins Computerized Vehicle Inspection by jarkbauer(op):
Lagos State government has urged motorists to ensure computerised inspection of their vehicles in order to ascertain the condition even as it said a total number of 779 vehicles were inspected since the exercise took off in March.

Addressing journalists during a facility tour at Lagos Computerised Vehicle Inspection Center LACVIS, Head, Planning and Research and Coordinator, LACVIS Project, Engr Olayemi Olumide, said this will minimise accidents.

According to him, the step is in line with global best practices as LACVIS will leave no stone unturned to ensure that lives and property are safe on the highways. He said that out of the vehicles inspected, 263 vehicles passed the tests while 516 failed and owners asked to fix the problems within 30 days and repeat the inspection which include braking, steering, chasis, emission, lighting system, tyres, suspension, visibility and supplementary tests. Olumide said 10 computerised vehicle inspection centers will be built across the state by December. “All corporate organisations, associations, unions and other commercial vehicles owners whose vehicle documentations hae expired are required to bring their vehicles physically forbcomputerised inspection while private vehicles are to be inspected annually and commercial vehicle bi-annually. The inspection of vehicles will enable the state to develop a data base of vehicles so as to ascertain condition of vehicles due to state of roads or fake spare parts”, he said.Also speaking, LACVIS Chief Operating Officer, Mr Segun Ogunnaike, said the exercise was geared towards safety.

Read more at: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/09/lagos-begins-computerized-vehicle-inspection/
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by jarkbauer: 12:37pm On Aug 30, 2017
Oga Gazzuzz do you think Alot of Nigerian used cars ignore check engine light with bad catalyst and oxygen sensor?


I asked a friend how much he spends servicing his accord he told me 6k
I laughed hard I told him the oil for his car alone should cost 20k he looked at me like I'm crazy
Foreign AffairsKenya Bans Plastic Bags, May Fine Violators $38,000 by jarkbauer(op): 4:00pm On Aug 28, 2017
Kenyans producing, selling or even using plastic bags will risk imprisonment of up to four years or fines of $40,000 (£31,000) from Monday, as the world’s toughest law aimed at reducing plastic pollution came into effect.

The east African nation joins more than 40 other countries that have banned, partly banned or taxed single use plastic bags, including China, France, Rwanda, and Italy.

Many bags drift into the ocean, strangling turtles, suffocating seabirds and filling the stomachs of dolphins and whales with waste until they die of starvation.

“If we continue like this, by 2050, we will have more plastic in the ocean than fish,” said Habib El-Habr, an expert on marine litter working with the UN environment programme in Kenya.


‘There is so much out there’: Kenya’s plastic bag battle – in pictures
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Plastic bags, which El-Habr says take between 500 to 1,000 years to break down, also enter the human food chain through fish and other animals. In Nairobi’s slaughterhouses, some cows destined for human consumption had 20 bags removed from their stomachs.

“This is something we didn’t get 10 years ago but now it’s almost on a daily basis,” said county vet Mbuthi Kinyanjui as he watched men in bloodied white uniforms scoop sodden plastic bags from the stomachs of cow carcasses.

Kenya’s law allows police to go after anyone even carrying a plastic bag. But Judy Wakhungu, Kenya’s environment minister, said enforcement would initially be directed at manufacturers and suppliers.

It took Kenya three attempts over 10 years to finally pass the ban, and not everyone is a fan.

Samuel Matonda, spokesman for the Kenya Association of Manufacturers, said it would cost 60,000 jobs and force 176 manufacturers to close. Kenya is a major exporter of plastic bags to the region.

“The knock-on effects will be very severe,” Matonda said. “It will even affect the women who sell vegetables in the market – how will their customers carry their shopping home?”

Big Kenyan supermarket chains like France’s Carrefour and Nakumatt have already started offering customers cloth bags as alternatives

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/aug/28/kenya-brings-in-worlds-toughest-plastic-bag-ban-four-years-jail-or-40000-fine
BusinessRe: Naira Declines To 370 As Forex Liquidity Drops by jarkbauer: 7:45am On Aug 28, 2017
This is hate speech against the Naira.
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by jarkbauer: 1:04pm On Aug 27, 2017
dumo1:
lol!! means you should calm down.
I still dont understand why i should cam down
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by jarkbauer: 10:34pm On Aug 26, 2017
GAZZUZZ:
your problem is quite glaring. You have no thermostat, and fans are connected directly

www.nairaland.com/attachments/5835180_img20170818173515_jpegbc61a6354afeb542abb69976fb23ae5f
whats the difference between thermostat and coolant temperature sensor
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 10:30pm On Aug 26, 2017
Stormyweather:
thanks boss. What should I budget as earnings monthly running both taxify and uber? After fuel, maintenance and uber's cut
depends on the number of hours you put in and how smart you are
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by jarkbauer: 10:26pm On Aug 26, 2017
GAZZUZZ:
nice car if used well. it comes with a snag.

if you drive over rough terrains, it is prone to steering rack issues.

if it I the V6, one silly howl from the gearbox/differential.

appart from that its a decent vehicle to own.
That means all of them will have the steering rack issues because almost all of our roads are rough.

What is the solution to the gear howl and the steering rack issues
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by jarkbauer: 10:22pm On Aug 26, 2017
dumo1:
Oga chill, I know what a certificate of destruction is. it's just that you used it in a very funny manner.
lol. anyway what does oga chill mean
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by jarkbauer: 9:50pm On Aug 26, 2017
dumo1:
certificate of destruction kwa!!
A Certificate of Destruction is a type of title replacement issued by the Department of Motor Vehicles to sell a motor vehicle, mobile home or vessel for parts or scrap metal. Some States label Certificate of Destruction as “Junk” but usually means the same thing.
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by jarkbauer: 8:50pm On Aug 26, 2017
GAZZUZZ:
buy what you can touch, see, and test drive.

car full lagos
TEST driving is not the main thing but getting the history of the car. If you carry kazeem follow body e go tell you oga buy the car the engine is still good even though the car was given certificate of destruction in Florida.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 8:26pm On Aug 26, 2017
Stormyweather:
why a corolla sir?
FUEL AND CHEAP AND AVAILABLE PARTS
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 8:05pm On Aug 26, 2017
BUY A COROLLA
Car TalkRe: What Is The Worst Vehicle You Have Ever Used ? by jarkbauer: 9:49am On Aug 18, 2017
donpap:
thats factory defect not user caused defects
The issue here is factory faults.We are talking about cars that has issues
Car TalkRe: What Is The Worst Vehicle You Have Ever Used ? by jarkbauer: 7:30am On Aug 18, 2017
Nissan altima 2003. One story at a time. Today its kick tomorrow water pump next tmrw radiator.

Gazzuzz dem need you for here
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 5:37am On Aug 16, 2017
goldedprince:
can i urgently get an uber driver at sango otta now. it urgent
nope
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by jarkbauer: 4:52pm On Aug 15, 2017
GAZZUZZ:
we should edit title to ask jarkbauer

Gazzuzz is like an Agama lizard, always guarding his territory


grin grin grin grin
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by jarkbauer: 4:40pm On Aug 15, 2017
kniru:
nose dive ke? ayam not understanding ooo
please how do i go about fixing these?

eshe
Car is not taking a nose joor. Was your fan fixed directly?
Change your crankshaft sensor.
check if your thermostat is stuck open or removed.
Get a new Bank1 senosr2 Oxygen sensor
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 6:22am On Aug 15, 2017
before he corrected it he wrote KIA Rio 2000
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 4:30pm On Aug 14, 2017
GAZZUZZ:
sacrilege!!! angry that car is as rugged as a corrola 03-06 any day tongue
yeah but still ugly
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 3:36pm On Aug 14, 2017
kfrosh:
Hello house. Please I will like to know If comprehensive insurance covers accidents caused by drive shaft/ tie-rod pulling out in motion thereby causing damage to the car.
Fix the tie rod , snap the pictures and send to them
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 7:57am On Aug 14, 2017
Arrihinius:
Good morning guys,Any serious and hardworking lad,that can drive on both uber/Taxify platform indeed of car and resides around ketu/Alapere axis should call 07069382845.The car is 2000 kia Rio.
Hardworking driver for an old ugly and lazy Car.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jarkbauer: 9:22pm On Aug 13, 2017
abitafah:
God bless you. I have learnt from experience. The car was bought for 800k and in good condition. I have made more than half the money now in less than 4 months,unlike those that bought a car of a million plus and haven't made 30 percent of the cost after many months and yet they are facing car repair issues. Cheap good car is the best. Fast return on investment.
what car do you drive?
Car TalkRe: Car Maintenance Tips For Toyota Cars. by jarkbauer: 9:02pm On Aug 13, 2017
Lack of govt regulations and poverty affect the the way we manage cars here in Nigeria.

Imagine getting a worthiness (MOT)certificate with a check engine light on?

I want govt to stop 3rd party insurance... it is a scam.
Car TalkRe: Car Maintenance Tips For Toyota Cars. by jarkbauer: 8:54am On Aug 09, 2017
whats the best engine oil to use for Toyota corolla 2003

gazzuzz
Car TalkRe: Car Maintenance Tips For Toyota Cars. by jarkbauer: 6:25am On Aug 09, 2017
This thread died unlike the Honda thread because Toyota Cars are more suited for Nigeria.

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