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Rolling on my bed laffing my ass off.
DK, u no go kill person o. No wonder u're officially the no 1 ashewo of NL.

DK, I be gentleman o, I be mallo sef. Ask oyb, my senior colleague.

LOL @ ireke description of TKB too.

Mukina, yes I notice its getting centred on certain people/area. I'll do more research and make the next questions as broad as possible. You can also PM me some questions that come to your mind.

@ Saga,
Correction taken.

MORE QUESTIONS:
Who am I?
26. I am the only graduate of electricity engineering in the world, and I am a proud Nairalander
27, I share name(NL ID) with a popular tyre brand

28, Name 3 Nairalanders that had their usernames officially changed by the Admin on or without request. State the old ID and the new ID

29, Convert this sentence to Batu English: "Nuhu Ribadu owns two houses abroad, gotten from stolen money while in government(EFCC). Does that look like change to you? Even according to Sowore, Tinubu was involved in drug deal and money laundering in the USA"

30, The following Nairalanders have one thing in common: Spikedcylinder, TKB417, Jarus. What is it?

Is somebody still talking about Rabiu Ibrahim? If he is that good, he would have made a name since joining Sporting Lisbon. He couldn't make SL team, later loaned to an unknown club in one backwater league. If that kind of player makes Nigeria's senior NT, then we are in trouble.

mikel obi
obiora nwankwo
haruna lukman
rabiu ibrahim
joel obi chukwuma
emmanuel ekpo
sani keita
oluwa ajilore

It's a pity this is what Nigeria can come up with, no world class midfielder of JJ or Oliseh's ilk again.
Anyway, given what we have, our best remains any three of Kalu Uche, Mikel Obi, Haruna Lukmon and Joel Obi, depending on formation.

See this man
e no even fear

@ Poster,
Pls ignore the 419 guy. Dont call him o

I don vote. Now 7070

Who am I?
22, I am Yoruba but also speaks Hausa. I'm almost ever present on NL. I'm very active in Politics, Sports and Romance most. I hate with passion one popular league. I'm US-based. - Dayokanu
23, I am a young Nigerian, self-confessed capitalist, based in a state that has produced two Nigerian presidents, well-known on and outside NL, some people abuse me saying I'm dictatorial, some people praise me and believe that I am underappreciated. Seun
24, I'm Nairaland's career consultant. People open threads to seek for my advice on their career. - Ajanlekoko
25, I'm Nairaland's self-appointed profiler. I like opening threads on who's the best this, who's the best that. - Jarus

Who made these statements(paraphrased, not verbatim)?
14, Because some awusa men are playin with his kini, she said we should not move to Benin republic - Becomerich
15, Why are they always giving small teams to Chelsea in premiership and big teams to other clubs, it's ojoro - Mamagee

SECTION C
Complete these sentences and tell what they are:
16, The man who invented grammar - Debosky
17,  An expert is a person who has made more mistakes  than others - oyb
18, It's brashy you bastards - MrCrackles
19, I'm not looking at you, I'm looking past you - Dayokanu
20, An aggressive minority should not force their opinion on the majority - Kobojunkie

21. Mourinho & Muhammed Ali have one trait in common. Which Nairalander cites these men as examples anytime he's accused of this trait? Sagamite(Arrogance and bragging

Ok, the quiz master is releasing the MARKING SCHEME for Questions

7, Name 3 versions of English Language initiated by Becomrich on Nairaland. Batu English, Junk English, Pingin English, Jakumu english nonsense, Engrissshh
8, The most successful Nairaland interview thread for 'Nairaland Celebrities' was started by who? Don't search. tgirl4real
9, Who is the First Moderator on Nairalander?(Mukina, PM answer of this one to me to do marking scheme ): Either Seun or Mukina2 is correct depending on how we look at it
10, In the early days of Nairaland(up to 2007), which section was the most popular? Jobs/Vacancies - that was what many people knew NL for then

Pick the odd one and give reason:
11, Oyb, Phemour, Dayokanu, Semid4lyf, Twinstaiye: Only Dayokanu is not a Mod
12, Ogaga4luv, Odunnu, Netotse, Lagosboy, Jarus: Only Odunnu is a lady/only Jarus did not win Poster of the year 2010
13, Debosky, Becomrich, Kosovo: Debosky 'invents' English, others murder it

^^
I'm still preparing marking scheme for the existing ones before coming up with more. Stay tuned.

mukina2:
Jarus
Please add a most banned/most topic derailer award for 190

That's a simple question. Everybody knows him. And he has not disappointed in this thread.

Egbon loma, I had been to that site o, but the thing no gree make I register. Will try it again sha.

I'm also tired o. Majority of Nigerians resent PDP, in fact PDP has become synonym for fraud e.g you often here the match was PDPed etc, but when election results come out PDP keep winning. My question still remains: who are the ghosts voting PDP?

The figures may be suspect, but I don't think there should be doubt about NW and SW being the most populated.
NW has Kano and Kaduna, while SW has Lagos & Ibadan. These 4 cities will rank among the 5 most populous cities in Nigeria.

In any case, if these are the registered voters figures, things may go like this:

ASSUMPTIONS: all registered vote, no rigging, votes reflect national/regional mood
GEJ Buhari Ribadu Others Comments
- South South = 7million 5.5 0.3 1.0(Edo) 0.2
- South East = 7million 5.0 0.5 0.5 1
- South West = 18 million 5.0 4.0 8.0 1
- North West = 18 million 1.5(KD-South) 13 0.5 3(Shekarau)
- North Central = 8million 4.0 2.0(Nas, Abj) 1.0 1
- North East = 8million 2.0 4.0 1.0 1

TOTAL 23 23.8 12 7.2

Self-explanatory. Opinion poll.

oyb:
let me try a random one

no 11 - i am the only one married with kids
- dayokanu is the only one without a muslim background

Not the answer.

Whether you're from Zamfara or Ebonyi, in as much as you score above cut-off, you will have the admission.
Ife has a sizeable number of Ibo students. In fact I learn the current SUG president is Igbo.

ifyalways:
Do u even know all the answers cos Debosky failed Nos 14
14. No one else but becomrich

Teacher wey no sabi ansa to his question go collect kpankere from students.

I knew ma. Ditto for No 19.

We discussed this 3 years ago: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-163757.0.html
Hope it's useful.

Anybody to bail out Mukina2 and Debo of question 1? Debo got Batu, there are two other versions Becomroch originated

11 & 12, apart from what both of you mentioned, there is another very striking answer to these two questions

10, I may be wrong but there was one section that also used to be extremely popular then(possibly more than the two you have mentioned), especially for visitors

silvertuke:
And what will happen to does who don’t know the answer?

3 strokes of koboko each

SECTION C
Complete these sentences and tell what they are:
16, The man who - grammar
17,  - is a person who has made more -  than others
18, It's - you -
19, I'm not looking at you I'm -
20, An aggressive minority -


21. Mourinho & Muhammed Ali have one trait in common. Which Nairalander cites these men as examples anytime he's accused of this trait?

Who am I?
22, I am Yoruba but also speaks Hausa. I'm almost ever present on NL. I'm very active in Politics, Sports and Romance most. I hate with passion one popular league. I'm US-based.
23, I am a young Nigerian, self-confessed capitalist, based in a state that has produced two Nigerian presidents, well-known on and outside NL, some people abuse me saying I'm dictatorial, some people praise me and believe that I am underappreciated.
24, I'm Nairaland's career consultant. People open threads to seek for my advice on their career.
25, I'm Nairaland's self-appointed profiler. I like opening threads on who's the best this, who's the best that.

baslone:
These questions are getting tougher o!
Number 14 has 'Benin' in it so I'll go for my becomrich. Then I give props to his 'Bantu' too!!!

Now, the boys are being separated from the men

The encyclopedias of Nairaland are coming to tell you answers

Ok, more questions:
SECTION B
7, Name 3 versions of English Language initiated by Becomrich on Nairaland.
8, The most successful Nairaland interview thread for 'Nairaland Celebrities' was started by who? Don't search.
9, Who is the First Moderator on Nairalander?(Mukina, PM answer of this one to me to do marking scheme )
10, In the early days of Nairaland(up to 2007), which section was the most popular?

Pick the odd one and give reason:
11, Oyb, Phemour, Dayokanu, Semid4lyf, Twinstaiye
12, Ogaga4luv, Odunnu, Netotse, Lagosboy, Jarus
13, Debosky, Becomrich, Kosovo

Who made these statements(paraphrased, not verbatim)?
14, Because some awusa men are playin with his kini, she said we should not move to Benin republic
15, Why are they always giving small teams to Chelsea in premiership and big teams to other clubs, it's ojoro

mukina2:
how many of my answers you 'tif' pay me oh

ok, let me confess.

Ok, marking scheme:KobojunkieJayon. 2007This is debatable but any list that doesn't contain Oyb vs Beaf and Aloyemeka Vs Tpia is incompleteUsernames:Nigeria1, Nigeria@, Becomrich, Becomrich1, Becomrich2,Becomrich3, Becomrich4, Becomrich5, Becomrich6, Becomrich7, Wakiman, Musiwa, Complove,BashAli, etc
Nicknames: Mapomeji, Mapster, Alaafin of Canada, Mapiology, Googleearth, satellite, Hotfunmi, Deepzone, Earthmama, Redhotchic, Osunamazon, Pepperspray, Needlelady, Topbooty, Lamidi Obi, St Funmi25 Billion Naira. Nairabank of Seun Ltd

Atleast, I didn't lie that I lived in New York or London like Jayon

Ok, marking scheme:

1, Who 'ROTFLMAO' most on Nairaland?

Kobojunkie

2, Which Nairalander once lied that he had been living in US, only to 'born again' later and confess that he was living in Mushin? Which year did this happen?

Jayon. 2007

3, Name the three fiercest rivals of all time on Nairaland.

This is debatable but any list that doesn't contain Oyb vs Beaf and Aloyemeka Vs Tpia is incomplete

4, Name 10 different usernames of Becomrich and 5 nicknames given to him by forum members.

Usernames:Nigeria1, Nigeria@, Becomrich, Becomrich1, Becomrich2,Becomrich3, Becomrich4, Becomrich5, Becomrich6, Becomrich7, Wakiman, Musiwa, Complove,BashAli, etc
Nicknames: Mapomeji, Mapster, Alaafin of Canada, Mapiology, Googleearth, satellite,

5, Name 10 IDs under which Funmi Deepzone operated/operates.

Hotfunmi, Deepzone, Earthmama, Redhotchic, Osunamazon, Pepperspray, Needlelady, Topbooty, Lamidi Obi, St Funmi

6, How much did Seun Osewa once put as price for Nairaland?

25 Billion Naira. Nairabank of Seun Ltd

oya, score yourself

hackney:
S theseeker claimed he lives in the U.S but was found out to live in ogbomosho?[/b][b]
Mr giant font copy and paste.
yeye fowl.

Chei, other nairalanders that have never been to the airport still claiming to reside in US, UK etc. Better confess now like Jayon or you will be exposed like theseeker

Questions?
SECTION A
1, Who 'ROTFLMAO' most on Nairaland?
2, Which Nairalander once lied that he had been living in US, only to 'born again' later and confess that he was living in Mushin? Which year did this happen?
3, Name the three fiercest rivals of all time on Nairaland.
4, Name 10 different usernames of Becomrich and 5 nicknames given to him by forum members.
5, Name 10 IDs under which Funmi Deepzone operated/operates.
6, How much did Seun Osewa once put as price for Nairaland?

More questions to come

Hey landers, let's catch some fun.
I'm starting this as a quiz thread.

Recharge cards is not a bad business with that amount.