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Politics / Re: Buratai: I Won’t Return To Abuja Until Boko Haram Is Defeated by jasman1: 8:55pm On Apr 13, 2020
Words!
Romance / Re: What do you think of her? by jasman1: 3:21pm On Apr 13, 2020
Say Jack again and wake up dude.
Politics / Re: Easter: Sultan Urges Christians To Work With Muslims To End Insecurity by jasman1: 3:08pm On Apr 13, 2020
Oga Sultan, if you can just help the rest of us control your people and their religion, things will be much better. Your people are just too uncivilized and they derived joy in killing Christians. Thanks for the message

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Politics / Re: Chad Gives Nigeria April 22 Deadline To Occupy Territories Seized From BokoHaram by jasman1: 7:36pm On Apr 12, 2020
Oh nooo, It might be a big mistake. Nigerian army officers are mere business men, they will just retrain their bro Boko boys and give them army uniforms.

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Politics / Re: Buratai Relocates To North-East, To Lead Soldiers Against Boko Haram by jasman1: 6:35pm On Apr 12, 2020
HAHA! CLOWNS
Politics / Re: Bala Mohammed Attends Crowded Juma'at Setrvice After Recovering From Coronavirus by jasman1: 4:58pm On Apr 11, 2020
NO ONE CAN REHABILITATE THESE NORTHERN ILLITERATES, NO ONE
Politics / Re: SGF: No One Can Travel Out For Treatment, Healthcare Must Be Taken Seriously by jasman1: 4:51pm On Apr 11, 2020
COMEDIANS!! THESE NORTHERN SEMI ILLITERATES CAN REALLY BE SO FUNNY, SO SAD

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Food / Re: Mystery Cows: Kogi Bans Beef Consumption In Lokoja by jasman1: 8:41pm On Apr 10, 2020
That will surely wake Buhari up shap shap
Health / Re: COVID-19: Boss Mustapha Reverses Self, Says He's Aware Of Poor Healthcare System by jasman1: 8:35pm On Apr 10, 2020
GOD HELP US! WHAT HAVE WE DONE WRONG THAT YOU KEEP US TOGETHER WITH THESE COWS LOVERS
Politics / Re: Lagos Government Begins House-to-house Sharing Of Stimulus Package To The Aged by jasman1: 6:54pm On Apr 10, 2020
Speechless!!
Health / Re: Boss Mustapha: I Never Knew Nigeria’s Healthcare Infrastructure Was In Bad State by jasman1: 4:38pm On Apr 10, 2020
HAVE YOU SEEN WHY MANY CALL THESE SEMI ILLITERATES COMEDIANS?
Health / Re: Boss Mustapha: I Never Knew Nigeria’s Healthcare Infrastructure Was In Bad State by jasman1: 4:37pm On Apr 10, 2020
HAVE YOU SEEN WHY MANY CALL THESE SEMI ILLITRATES COMEDIANS?

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Travel / Re: FG To Evacuate Nigerians From China After Viral Video Of Forced Eviction by jasman1: 4:31pm On Apr 10, 2020
HAHAHA!!! THAT WILL BE AS GOOOD AS THE BILLIONS THEY DISTRIBUTED TO THEIR POOR. YOU DON'T HAVE A GOVERNMENT BUT LOOTERS, IM SORRY.
Politics / Re: Anozie Maduabuchi Cyril Asks Chinese Officials: All Of You Want To Kill Me? by jasman1: 4:14pm On Apr 10, 2020
YOUR OYIBOS WANT TO KILL HIM. HOPEFULLY, YOU ARE ALL LEARNING SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR OYIBOS, YOUR gods THAT CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT IN NAIJA WHTH YOUR ZOMBIE HEADS. THEY TRASH YOU, THEIR DOGS WILL SLEEP WITH YA WOMEN AND SO ON. YOU'RE NOT EVEN REAL HUMAN BEING TO THEM, I SPIT
Romance / Re: A Married Woman With 2 Kids Pesters Another Married Woman Into Lesbianism. Video by jasman1: 7:34pm On Apr 09, 2020
This shit is really real. May God help us all
Health / Re: Chinese Doctors In Nigeria On 14-Day Isolation by jasman1: 7:19pm On Apr 09, 2020
THEY MIGHT INFECT AS MANY PEOPLE AS THEY CAN AND THEN COME THERE TO EXPERIMENT WITH THEIR DRUG IN AFRICA.
Health / Re: Chinese Doctors In Nigeria On 14-Day Isolation by jasman1: 7:11pm On Apr 09, 2020
YOUR GOVERNMENT IS PLAYING GAMBLE WITH CHINA, THEY’LL SOON BE BURNT
Travel / Re: US Shares Relief Materials To Nigerians In China Thrown Into The Streets by jasman1: 7:08pm On Apr 09, 2020
In China, even if it’s their own child, they’ll still dislike the child if the skin is dark. They don’t even think black people are real human

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Romance / Re: So, Yoruba Girls Can Be This Beautiful (Pictures) by jasman1: 2:18am On Apr 08, 2020
They’re not known to be beautiful, but yes, some of them can be very beautiful, not sure about cleanliness though
Travel / Re: Dubai: No Police, No Military, No Media Just An Order (Photos) by jasman1: 1:54am On Apr 08, 2020
They’re one United people not bunching different people with nothing in common together especially different religion.
Romance / Re: When Should I Start Having Sex With My New Boyfriend by jasman1: 5:35pm On Apr 07, 2020
Looks like she’s hungry for it too, already calling him boyfriend, easily deceived trash. Very soon Naija will be filled with bastards. The brain is dead already, she’ll still stick to her life style. The best advice will be to just sell it to him or anyone else, she has too much baggage already, hopefully with some protection
Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldiers Hail Chadian Army On Their Way To Attack Boko Haram (Video) by jasman1: 6:24pm On Apr 05, 2020
Chadian soldiers were lucky those Nigerian soldiers didn’t tip off Bokos their cousins. Before you know it, those arrested Bokos will be rehabilitated and given Nigeria army uniforms, it’s true.
Romance / Re: Why A Woman Tells You “I Have A Boyfriend” by jasman1: 1:09pm On Apr 05, 2020
I totally agree bro cause I've been on both sides, got burnt a couple of times before the alfa in me sprints up. Women are naturally great psychologists, they can smell your breath from a thousand miles away, so you're alfa or Mr. nice guy, no in-between and you have to be ready to walk away. Some women may try to rationalize or argue blindly but who really cares, it works

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Religion / Re: My Church, First Baptist Abuja Shared Rice And 10,000 Cash To Ease Lockdown by jasman1: 10:54am On Apr 05, 2020
Wow!! Yielding to pressure, it’s finally working if it’s really true.
Family / Re: My Ex Collected Money From Me To Celebrate Her Hubby's Birthday by jasman1: 8:41pm On Apr 04, 2020
No, you're not stupid, you're like most people who just can't say no to people in need. You're overly weak though, you should have asked what she wants to do with the money. Don't regrate a thing, just learn from it and I sincerely wish you well

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Politics / Re: Buhari Urges Army To Flush Out Bandits Following Killings In Sokoto & Plateau by jasman1: 8:15pm On Apr 03, 2020
The python dancers know he's just joking, the people he called bandits are his own cousins

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Health / Re: 4 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Now A Total Of 135 Confirmed Cases by jasman1: 8:23pm On Mar 31, 2020
That’s why they call that area, zoo. Who and who have you tasted among the over two hundred million people.? Just pray the western world will find the cure for you course you can’t do much. With your living life style, poverty, religion etc, do you really believe the number of infected people they’re throwing around is correct? THERE WAS A COUNTRY
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Nigeria May Not Need Many Ventilators For Patients – Minister by jasman1: 6:42pm On Mar 31, 2020
I thought he’s an accountant, am I missing something?
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Egyptians At Gbagada General Hospital, Lagos Cause Scare by jasman1: 3:50pm On Mar 29, 2020
Your Oyibos, what of their lovers including the married ones, their cooks etc. They’re still there. I cry for my country
Romance / Re: She Said She Can't Date Me Because "I'm Too Clean". What Do I Do? by jasman1: 11:30pm On Mar 28, 2020
What type of business is booming now, health care? I think she’s being sarcastic, she doesn’t want you

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