₦airaland Forum

dkidd:
They only remember there's God when they have problems.. after dating all the rich niggaz Ur still here begging for funds Jennyclay this is the roadmap to ur journey if U no change

Lots of humans see God as spare tyre...only needed when there's a flat or a puncture!

bdon123:
this hunger is real...see wat tinubu has caused

Even if Tilumbu didn't cause it, the desire for iphone and wigs are a driving factor!

EvilMerodack:



See the kinda trauma they already subjected these kids to as this stage

Those guys should be put in a cage and submerged in the middle of India ocean

Even me, I'm traumatized just reading this!
I suggest the people should be put in a cage and submerged in the Pacific ocean!

Fineman2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VcDgiTBUQU?si=zEiHZDGDbhiQHnoc

The down side of it all is, she's soon claim nobody loves her and depression sets in....and....

naptu2:
https://news.sky.com/story/sven-goran-eriksson-former-england-manager-dies-aged-76-13121050

Photo 1) Sven-Goran Eriksson at the 2006 World Cup with England. Pic: PA

Photo 2) Eriksson waves to the crowd at the Liverpool Legends match in March. Pic: PA

Good bye Sven....
we all will stand on that brow and look back before the lights go out....

stano2:
Solution to every issue in Nigeria is rice

You're RICE sir!

onumadu:
Oga dis ya story get as e be o.

I doubt its authenticity...

Seconded!

Anijay1212:
This guy needs divine intervention before his career goes down the drain.
Maybe, just maybe his village people are angry with him.

Looks more like Nigerian and generally African players can't manage success, fame and the razzmatazz that goes with it!

siofra:
I counted 16 pieces.
I bought it in Kogi State.

I couldn't finish it because it was so ugly and square. I like my Suya flat and very spicy

What do you think?

I guess you bought "abincin sha'awa" at the rest stop at lokoja so what do you expect??

MrCork:
why dint u put ketchup on it?

And a dash of mayonnaise! 😴

[quote author= post=131663309]You Will Not Die In Road Accident, SAY AMEN.[/quote]That's not the point, just let's be disciplined on the use of vehicles and roads as God has given us ability!

Koppaguard:
can you still take such risk for your male neighbour? Normally every man na simp, na who dem catch for the act go bear the brunt

Honestly I'll have thought twice!!

On my way to Ibadan from Minna years ago, getting to Iwo, I took a left turn and drove all the way to oshogbo! Just to pick up a beautiful girl! Na wa. I couldn't refuse though as she's my neighbor!

Christianoir:
There is this neighbor of mine, I haven’t seen him with any girl, only guys. It been 2years in this apartment I’ve seen him maybe twice with girl that is just it.. could it be that he is gay? I’m suspecting him tho. He always hang around boys nd boys do visit him, in the morning him and a boy will be leaving the house. The boy you see today with him, u won’t see that same way with him tommorow it another boy that you will see…

The neighbor are already gossiping about him, calling him homo behind his back…. He doesn’t make trouble sha but I wonder how a man will be and he will flocking around young boys no girl… haba a wondering mind might wonder…

Working on a project somewhere in eastern Nigeria, I was lodged in a small hotel.
I go out before 7am and enter by about 8pm, I go to the bar, take a bottle of water and hear to my room.
After 3 weeks the hotel manager calls me aside and is shocked no females are visiting and no beers are requested!! He can't understand...I tell him it's normal for me...he insists it's not.... nothing to say more and I let him remain in wonder! I spent 2 months there...no biggie!
So, let your neighbor be and stop snooping and respect his privacy

Mustapha102:
See him face

He looks like he's NEVER done anything bad I. His life!
Heartless beasts!

This bed's chain we used to make Bruce lee's fighting weapon! If you know that weapon just hit like!!!

Only thing I can say is, forgive so you also can be forgiven! If your sister is a Christian, she should allow the word of God to dwell richly in her heart...God owns us, so we forgive because He asks us to.

Manigie:
I ate this thing as a kid in Kaduna.... You eat the flesh but can't eat the big seed in it ..... this fleshy part covers the big round seed in it ....
I was filled with nostalgia when I saw it in Keffi this year, has to rush it just to think of old times

Omo, your teeth must be strong to bite some of the goruba because it's strong....

It's mostly common in the Northern part of the country

Kaduna, keffi... memories...

Gbadugbakun:
I hate to say this but I do stammer. Yesterday my boss called me to his office to explain something to him. I was stammering and hitting the table to enhance my speech. I now hit the table very hard and his bottle of water poured on all the documents there. He now to me to leave his office. I'm very sad. is there a cure for it?

Such happens and it's sometimes not so pleasant, but I hope your boss will understand.
Try not to be too hasty to speak when called in a situation where you are under pressure. Take deep breaths and exhale slowly before you speak. It's not your fault that you stammer, so I'll expect that those you speak to and with have to understand.
Cheers and I wish you well

Juliearth:
There are species of snakes that can withstand fumigation. I think the best thing to do is to make the space unsuitable for the snakes. Clear all grasses, plant snake-repelling plants around and so on.

Plug all holes around you too....they love to take rent-free accomodation in holes!

minasu190:
Na this type of lady I dey like, no be those ones lazy to work or cook, God bless all the good women out there.

Iphone pro max group with TikTok, Instagram , hook-up, money(other people's own), and "hair" only on their minds, brains and speech!
There's indeed dignity in labor!

SadiqBabaSani:
The President is not a compassionate leader

And sincerely compassion doesn't work when you have a crowd of humans without compassion for even themselves!!!
I wonder if Saddam Hussein was compassionate, Gaddafi, and others...an iron grip is required not kid gloves! I can tell you what Josef Stalin once did to show that compassion is worthless when you're a leader!

Na so France take win world cup, all the French players no be French men!

Judolisco:
Toor if na d agent do you strong thing... Thunder fire d agent.... If u are aware of what d agent was doing and u still decided to go ahead...make dem deport u....

Ino knw why we dey always try to exploit every given opportunity... Na everything we dey try find shortcut.... Common NYSC Nigerians go pay exorbitant fees to get juicy states and juicy PPA.... Later we go dey protest say we get bad leaders whereas we sef no get good behaviour

And when they pay for the juicy PPAs they won't contribute anything throughout the period o...

olisaEze:
Effects of bad govt plenty. Teenage pregnancy is a worldwide phenomenon, but sale of babies has become an endemic societal problem peculiar to Nigeria in recent times. Her teenage counterpart has better odds of being a successful mother as long as she doesn’t reside in Nigeria.

You have to go global to see that Nigeria is only one among the many....go find out bro...no peculiarity here...

SultanOfAbia:
Immediately I saw Awka ibom I know say na dem
Those girls dey knack for Africa. Jesus!!!
I fvcked 3 Awka ibom girls last year and I must say they have the POWERRRRR

Back to the matter, this selling of babies has been going on since the 80's you can ask Helinus mama... They sold Him for 50 naira
Back in 1994.
We need to tackle this menace so that we have less bastards in our society

Those 3 you fu.cked could just be pregnant now, and because of the famous "poverty" they'll sell your baby or babies because you're not there! They carry your DNA, like it or not...
Here you are proffering solution to a situation you're involved in, once a while... casual s.ex that brought this story to nairaland....
Anyway, cheers...

Tokskob2008:
You already had 3 kids you transferred to their grandma's because their father refused to take care of you guys and you ended up getting pregnant for another who couldn't take care of again

And quickly laid the blame at the door of poverty!

Chinkoalhaji34:
Na wa o!

Wetin an 8-year-old dey find for protest ground?

This one don pass protest, e be like say dem wan turn pikin to weapon.

Children suppose dey school, not for streets wey plenty wahala dey.

If dem no fit reason well, make dem no drag innocent pikin join their matter.

You see, these kinda parents blame everyone else for the number of children they give birth to.
Ok, so I born 20 because economy is good?
So, due to my ignorance I born plenty and can't feed them because of economy, I'll parade them and say see what Tilumbu caused!
Besides the kids should stay home and adults go to express the fight and struggle...
I'm sure I just confused myself

Juliearth:
I'm so sorry about this predicament, ma'am. Can I advise that you give him another chance? However, be on guard. Channel all this resentment you feel for him into getting another job. I believe this would be a game changer for you.

All the best!

Sincerely I don't agree with you on this. Give him another chance? No please.
He doesn't deserve the woman, he should live by himself and never bother any decent female. These guys are never repentant, I've a case currently with about the same situation and the hell the lady is going through breaks my heart!
Please marriage should never be a war zone or a ground zero!
Second chances can be given when there are no extreme cases of strife!!

Let's say the maid is serving him more gently, and in a manner he would have loved to see from you...

BABANGBALI:
God please let something terrible happen and turn these protests to revolution in Nigeria. I want to see how revolution looks like

Sure you would be there to see it? Revolution consumes a lot and few are left to survive it...

Artscollection:
2027 make una try get sense oo

This to me is a very important statement! No long grammar, no insults and no bigotry, just a statement from a wise person...