Education / Re: Did Anyone Observe The Lunar Eclipse Last Night? by jaszplus12(m): 10:32am On May 16, 2022 |
Oh yes i did...though did not see it to the end but most of it from my location here in accra!!! 3 Likes |
Family / Re: My Daughter's First Menses! by jaszplus12(m): 2:10pm On May 14, 2022 |
dahmie2013: Congratulations, mine was at the age of 9. Wow! Frightening!! |
Family / Re: Is Her Husband Right By Keeping This Secret?? by jaszplus12(m): 8:55pm On May 13, 2022 |
yanabasee: Lol....
He kept a secret about is potency.... And she wondered it was her fault and decided to shoot outside and also keep it a secret...
How will you keep such a dark secret and will be quick to point fingers when she decided to get a fresh milk from some fresh dudes....
She probably returned the stick when it slipped off.... Very possible... |
Family / Re: Is Her Husband Right By Keeping This Secret?? by jaszplus12(m): 8:54pm On May 13, 2022 |
WatchYourSix:
this story doesn't sound straight....so when doctor says someone has low sperm count...they just go home and not get treatment options...??
, a man has low sperm count doesn't mean it's totally impossible to father a child...the chances are just slim...
with the right diet and medication adviced by doctors, within month or a year the sperm cells can increase I indeed told her so! In fact I told her to ask the husband to produce signed medical reports from a qualified doctor starting from BEFORE he married her and at least every year since he married her... |
Family / Re: Is Her Husband Right By Keeping This Secret?? by jaszplus12(m): 8:06pm On May 13, 2022 |
dawnomike: The man is wicked if he didn't disclose his medical condition to his wife all along.... Well, DNA test is within reach I agree with you sir. |
Family / Is Her Husband Right By Keeping This Secret?? by jaszplus12(m): 7:54pm On May 13, 2022 |
Busy this morning at the office and the HR comes to ask my opinion on a matter. Her friend got married 6 years ago and it took a long while to get pregnant. When she does get pregnant her husband begins to say he can't be responsible. He claims a doctor has told him he has low sperm count. The woman insists it's his... Now there's war in the house . Family meeting was called by the man. No resolution. The man keeps tormenting her. So, she sought advice from my HR manager. My first question was: did he inform her of his condition BEFORE the marriage? Please what advice can we offer? |
Health / Re: Men Are Shockingly Ignorant About The Workings Of A Woman's Body (photos) by jaszplus12(m): 2:24pm On May 12, 2022 |
Hahahahaha... If I tell you the percentage of girls aged between 20-27 who are even grossly uninformed about their own bodies you will be dazed... Instead of opening a thread to insult men, open one to educate both boys and girls, men and women! Thank you 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: Most Embarassing Day Of Your Life??? by jaszplus12(m): 11:18pm On May 11, 2022 |
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Travel / Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by jaszplus12(m): 10:34am On May 11, 2022 |
gbengaoyeladun: I remember one hotel like that is not far from university of Ibadan....when I went to did my clearance then As I enter the hotel the receptionist told me it's 12k per night ...I was like no problem...as I was going into room the receptionist called me that the money covered her service too....I was like which service.…..she then follow me into the room and told me she will come and serve me later After like two hours I just heard a bang at the door..and she was the one.. before I said hello she grap my dick that's when I know what she met by her service....I bang her and after 3 rounds she went back to her reception. Meaning she's working two jobs!! Simultaneously!! Wow!! ![cool](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cool.png) 1 Like |
Travel / Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by jaszplus12(m): 10:14am On May 11, 2022 |
Salihusaliheen: Lwkmd Me self don die come resurrect again... Preparing for another bout of laughter!!! ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 1 Like |
Food / Re: What's The English Name Of This Fruit. by jaszplus12(m): 12:23pm On May 09, 2022 |
RoyalBlu: A combo of this with coconut and tigernuts is a total package of goodness T. O. T. A. L. L. Y!!! |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: After Finishing Nysc, It Will Look As If You Lost A Job by jaszplus12(m): 2:51pm On May 07, 2022 |
Alawaxbimbex: I already feminized it ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) Thank you and best wishes! |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: After Finishing Nysc, It Will Look As If You Lost A Job by jaszplus12(m): 8:33am On May 07, 2022 |
Maj196: Oga na lady she be Oh la laaaaaaaa... Sorry o! Make you help me feminize the advice please and pass the message to her!! ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: After Finishing Nysc, It Will Look As If You Lost A Job by jaszplus12(m): 4:45pm On May 06, 2022 |
Important thing is, now you know ahead what to expect. So begin now to acquire a skill and put it to use when you get there and that will help you a lot. Don't use the one year frolicking around with friends or babes. You will get free ladies who will offer free s. Ex and all... Be focussed look out for what little business you can take advantage of in your new locality and take advantage of it, let your mind remind your senses that life after service isn't easy and that will keep you busy. Cheers and goodluck 25 Likes 3 Shares |
Romance / Re: What I Went Through For 2years All Because Of Raw Sex by jaszplus12(m): 7:19am On May 05, 2022 |
Whatdidyousay: I had t give myself sometime before I run the final test...and this time around I decided to wait till this month(may) making it exactly two years of my sexual contact. Bcus I knw HIV after two years either positive or negative would certainly be true.
I went 2days ago to run the final test. And the unexpected but expected came out.
I was HIV negative.
I couldn't smile, laugh, cry or sob... I was just tanking God for giving me another chance again to live life well.....although HIV positive patients live their lives to the fullest but it is noting compared to when you are actually negative.
I didn't need any soothe sayer, doctor or spiritualist to tell me I was indeed negative.
I'm very sorry nairalanders for the bore writeup. But I felt compelled to write this to encourage us to practice safe sex.
I know my story won't stop some people from having raw sex but trust me you wouldn't want to go through wat I went through.... Its not worth it. U dey form jagaban now say notin dey happen but my guy knowing that u ve HIV symptoms alone is enough to cause damaging depression to u.
And one thing I also noticed this 2years is this...the devil is the most trickiest of all creatures. Any symptoms I tink of at all I will start experiencing it manifesting physically...the devil will so play wit ur mind and thoughts that you would literally believe u have the disease. Whatever symptoms of HIV I think of it will always manifest. Haba how was that possible.
In all nairalanders I give God the glory that I came out negative. These two years has been the hardest of my life. I can't wish it for my enemy. All bcus of 5mins raw sex.
Let's learn to always play safe no matter how much we want the sex.
God bless you all for reading. No offense but while you're unemployed and eating mummy's food you were busy sleeping around! Very irresponsible of you. Better focus on developing yourself now you have learned your lesson and stay away from girls when you can't even buy recharge card for with your own money! Don't take offense at my comments please |
Crime / Re: S*x Tape: Man Recorded Having S*x With Chicken (video) by jaszplus12(m): 3:50pm On May 04, 2022 |
At the same time this isnt having s.ex o...the chicken is dead so it can not be classed as having se.x but more of a morbid act of dipping a manhood into dead flesh of chicken via the rectum! yuccckkkk!! |
Crime / Re: S*x Tape: Man Recorded Having S*x With Chicken (video) by jaszplus12(m): 3:47pm On May 04, 2022 |
realstars: I will like to see them having sex with lion. Elephant and tigers. make dem try with black widow spider!! Dem go understand the meaning of sweet death!!! 1 Like |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle Vs Liverpool (0 - 1) On 30th April 2022 by jaszplus12(m): 2:04pm On May 02, 2022 |
GreaterFuture:
Ok, interesting But in one of your earlier threads, you claimed you were a boy as at 1996, how come you are now 10yrs in '82 cant be! was born 1972 buddy, july to be precise! 1996 was a young lad 200L university in Nigeria 1 Like |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle Vs Liverpool (0 - 1) On 30th April 2022 by jaszplus12(m): 1:31pm On May 02, 2022 |
GreaterFuture:
40yrs![](/faces/huh.png) Ah ah, were you based Abroad, when did we start watching EPL in nigeria? My dad lived in nigeria then and i was a little boy of 10! watched the world cup of 1982 and fell in love with the england team and saw liverpool play in the then BIG LEAGUE SOCCER it was shown on TV each saturday and started following. can still tell you more about the players of LFC and their moves even now! I still have copies of the authentic soccer magazine of that time SHOOT! and MATCH! do you know them? i watched Adrian Heath, Terry gibson, Greame Souness, Sammy Lee, Kenny Dalglish, Marl Lawrenson, Kevin Keegan, Phil Neal, Allan Thompson, Mo Johnstone, Billy Bonds play! 1 Like |
Family / Re: What I Saw My New Neighbor's Wife Doing This Morning by jaszplus12(m): 9:12am On May 01, 2022 |
Check well, the smart electrician must have complimented the woman one way or the other(which she never hears from her husband) and she immediately fell for him! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle Vs Liverpool (0 - 1) On 30th April 2022 by jaszplus12(m): 2:32pm On Apr 30, 2022 |
GreaterFuture: Someone said in the last game (UCL game), that this is the best Liverpool team he has seen in his lifetime An ex-footballer and analyst, pundit etc. on the tv said so... And na older guy
These are very powerful words imo... Longtime Liverpool/football fans, do you agree? On point my broda! Been a fan almost 40 years now, such technique or tactics currently at a field is unprecedented! 3 Likes |
Sports / Re: Zenga Joins Race To Take Super Eagles Job by jaszplus12(m): 11:53pm On Apr 25, 2022 |
swhiss: Even if pep guardiola and klopp coach this set of super eagles players they will still play nonsense. Before you talk about playing sef, let's talk about discipline. Can they assimilate the level of discipline Pep dishes out? Most African players lack discipline that's why they don't last long in the game! 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Harry Maguire Receives Bomb Threat As Police Rush To Man Utd Star’s Mansion by jaszplus12(m): 5:12pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
insidelife22: He should leave the club abeg, Enugu Rangers is available. HAHAHAHAH... he would fit into Aduana Stars FC here in accra better! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: 18 Year Old Girl Flirting Me by jaszplus12(m): 11:00pm On Apr 11, 2022 |
Hahaha! Not new and will still happen. My niece(though on my wife's side) would usually display inner thighs in my direction anytime we visit. She's about 27 oh... But of course I don't even let her know I noticed. Her own elder sister had to caution her! So.... It's all about humans, male and female, only solution is control!!! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: Woman Who Slept With Male Best Friend Following Quarrel With Husband, Seeks Help by jaszplus12(m): 9:40pm On Apr 05, 2022 |
So that saying is true... No matter how long you keep a chicken, you're eventually eat it! Bestie!! I hear!! |
Health / Re: Lightning Kills Four Young Men In Ondo Community (Photo) by jaszplus12(m): 9:23am On Apr 02, 2022 |
Lamasta: If you hear thunder my brother run o ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
RIP to the deceased yea... run....but how fast ![](/faces/huh.png) ? ![sad](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/sad.png) 1 Like |
Education / Re: Historic Pictures From World Wars ( Gorelovers) by jaszplus12(m): 12:55pm On Mar 30, 2022 |
Kamachicho:
We are all casualties. War is bad. ...AT TIMES OF WAR, WE ARE ALL THE LOSERS , THERE'S NO VICTORY.... 1 Like |
Family / Re: What Benefits Do Married Persons Enjoy Better Than Single People? by jaszplus12(m): 4:06pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
Goldbw122:
Yeah, being married create that opportunity of producing legitimate and not outcast offspring, while being single you are just alone, even when you go about enjoying and caughting all the fun you want. Yep... No matter how people see it, a married couple have better chances(unless they throw it away) at raising emotionally balanced children than baby daddy/mama syndrome. Imagine your child with his)her mom while another man is dating her...or you with your girlfriend and her child from another man. Compare that with when two of you are together with that child at every given chance. Then imagine you have 3 or 4 kids from 3 or 4 ladies and how you're going spread your life like the sky just to "care" for the seed of your loins and their respective human incubators! ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Do Ladies Also Admire Men And Say I Must Knack That Man? by jaszplus12(m): 10:10pm On Mar 23, 2022 |
Sheddy5:
because i had a experience. Same here... She actually said "God don butter my bread if I fit knack you because you look strong! |
Education / Re: JSS 3 Girl Beats Male Opponent In Boxing Game (Watch Video) by jaszplus12(m): 5:42pm On Mar 22, 2022 |
EmptyGarden: In my days, that boy would not bother returning home. Hiahiahiahiahiaaaa... Straight to self-imposed exile: ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Ekiti Police Arrest Mother & Son For Kidnapping A 15-Year-Old Girl by jaszplus12(m): 5:30pm On Mar 22, 2022 |
realstars: Family buseness. A mother supporting her son to do evil. Just imagine them haveing sex slave at home for three years and the mother keeping mute about it. So many issues to contemplate ... A mother watching her son rape and violate another female, and is quiet (probably even peeping and listening to the groans of agony from the victim )... Pimps the same girl and spends the proceeds without remorse, a mother who has no thought that another mother is missing her daughter! She never would think that her son will have a daughter someday, and coincidentally experience the same harsh treatment or worse! I always regard other children as I would love another human to regard mine! What a really wicked mother! 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Pocah Lands In Hospital After Holding Her Farts In Front Of Boyfriend by jaszplus12(m): 1:58pm On Mar 21, 2022 |
ArchiLimited: It's actually wrong to fart in front of another person, whether you've known them for 20 years. Even in front of a child. If you're alone let it flow but once there's someone else with you, excuse yourself to a private place and release it. That shows good training. People who just let it rip in front of other people then start laughing as if it's supposed to be funny, you're just showing how badly mannered you are I've always maintained that too! It's rude, unpalatable and really shows what you think of the other person... When alone blow it louder than a trumpet... 2 Likes |