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Thugnificent:
Thanks bro and Amen 🙏

Corrected

The lesson is not free sir, I'll take 5 tubers and one basket of tomatoes for your tuition fees! You can pay during harvest... I'll wait patiently!

Thugnificent:
Thanks bro, but that's not me moulding

Good job there! More grease. I believe its making mounds rather than moulding. Please correct that.
May your harvest be great!

Please let me have your WhatsApp number

oldguyman:
Feel like crying right now.

I'm standing right next to you, when you are ready, we start!!

VeeVeeMyLuv:
Flawless masterpiece

Looks so at the moment, check again in 5-7 year's time....

muyico:
some were planing to visit anoda fb frnd now?

Probably even about to knock at his door now...to them everyone is "jealous" of them!

SocialJustice:
That hand is as good as gone

Five chops with a machete will make sure it can't be salvaged by even doctors Nassif and his friend!!

LexngtonSteele:


No one deserves to be killed including prostitutes...

BUT the level of greed & entitlement in (many) Nigerian girls is alarming.

I travel a lot within Africa and even in poorer countries, females aren't gold diggers to that extent.

Many Nigerian ladies have become so greedy that they don't even want to milk you in a relationship, that will take too much time. They say they want hook-ups which is faster to extract money.

Tinder dating in most other countries is so much fun. Even in USA, you still see Ol0sh0 on Tinder but they are honest about it. Nigerian Tinder - 95% of them are Olosh0, even it they say " no hook-up" on their profile....

The moment you get into DMs, they start to ask how much you want to offer. I just laugh when I hear 50k for short time and 300k for weekend. 😃.

I am not part of the misogynist crew here but this is a sad reality.

Rest in Peace / Pieces to the girls. I even read that the killer withdrew NGN 1 million from one of them. Probably proceeds of prostitution.

You go into a stranger's house - you don't know the diseases he might have, if he's a serial killer, if there are 10 guys wanting to gang rape you, if he's a ritualist, or a kidnapper or sexual deviant...... as long as he pays you.

And this goes to men too having casual sex up and down, but the truth is, the risks are far higher for ladies.

How can anyone choose this undignifying source of income ?

Desperate desire to outdo the other girls not with intelligent quotient but with iphone, bone straight, "natural" hair, shoes from designers, clothes, assessories and even automobiles!
That's what the trend is!
Even those who were born in extreme poverty wants to mention big names!!
As we sit here in judgement, they will claim we're only jealous of the men who can offer! Well, we can only sit and watch, unfortunately many parents NEVER seem to ask questions...they feel their daughter is growing!!
Why are we even questioning their actions? Everyone will answer for, by him/herself!

Hunters should adopt the bright orange regalia that's used by hunters in the abroad! You can never mistake anyone wearing it for a beastbin the forest, even from 10 miles!

shaybebaby:
Exactly.

Everyone will find their levels.

As long as no enmity brews!

shaybebaby:
Better that way.

I supposed you missed the news of the woman that was killed recently by spouse that SHE brought to the UK.

I'd rather be alive for my kid(s) and free to find a person that fits the bill. Even if I don't, I'd rather be single.

Let the naija wife born 20, na them sabi.

Life goes on!!

shaybebaby:
Note to Nigerian ladies.

Don't bring your nigerian spouse abroad unless he is happy to split chores and childcare with you.

Modified*

I'll be back with more dos and don'ts

Hehehehe...very nice solution to the issue.
Man go use that one collect new bride!
By the time wife recollect her senses, new wife don born 3!

TheBillyboy:
Please is this the exact sida Acuta plant. Help me confirm it so I don't make mistake

No please. Sida Acuta is very tough with deep green leaves...see below

DoctorAyukebot:
That's a good recommendation. The Sida acuta plant is a true African panacea. Ethnobotanical research by Konatè et all has demonstrated its effectiveness not only in fungi infections but also in Tuberculosis, Fevers, Wounds, Diabetes, High Blood Pressure, uterine disorders, asthma, tumors etc. I'm glad to hear you found success with its antifungal properties

I had a sore between my small toe and the 4th.... very difficult to treat with various antifungal creams.
It will come and go. Three years it still bothered me.
When I heard about sida Acuta I immediately went for it, less than a week later the sore was dry, in two weeks I was free!
Never underestimate the power of plants!

Aaaaarghmed:
I tire,its the least of their problems,dem go Bleep dead body self for money

Ewurade!! Dead body Lord have mercy!!

Funny that the Nigerian lady will not inspect the teeth before asking for money or opening the pant!

TheBillyboy:
Please, experts and doctors in the house.. what can I do to finally get rid of this Athlete's foot that's been a torn in my flesh. I have done about 2 test and all the medicine the dermatologist recommended were wack.

The medicine works for the short periods I take them and then after awhile, I will notice the rashes come back again. I'm tired already.. please is there anyone with similar issues and can help on how they dealt with it.

Here's a recommendation, it worked for me.
Get the sida Acuta plant and just crush the leaves and apply it to the affected part...
Keep applying for two weeks and update me on the results please.
It's quite powerful and you can get the leaves now as we're in the rainy season.
Cheers.

In all honesty, what's the fate of students who didn't write the mathematics exams?

Love800:
Apart from the insane drivers, we should learn to walk on the path of the road where we can see incoming vehicles.

You're absolutely correct. We careless about road regulations, even think that only drivers should obey them!

Rapmoney:
Yesterday, 29th May, 2024, a driver at high speed hit a young man at Abakpa area of Enugu State. It was a tragic scene as motorists and passersby gathered to get a glimpse of the accident. As of press time, the identity of the man was not known.

Prayers for his family.

YouTube did not allow me to upload the video due to the gory nature.

Source: WarriParrot

I never understand why they drive at such catastrophic speed when they're just going to a place less than 10km away!!
Now imagine how regretful his gonna feel knowing he's taken someone's life when he could have driven more carefully!

Wow!
Goods and services.
I need milk, it's sold in shops, I get my money, I purchase some.
I need a child, there are those who provide such services, I get my money, I go to them, and I'm supplied!
I'm now very happy!
It's all business!!
Cheers!

RenaissanceGuy:
A relative of mine of about 26 years old was drafted for this war and it was a celebration galore when he came back alive.

My friend and football team member went, saw and conquered! 82 div Enugu
Salute to those who fell, and those who made it back home!

OgaTheTop2:
Is this how to make ponmo soft? How can we make the hard ones soft is the question here.

Sir, if you follow my response it means you should try to find the one that doesn't need extreme measure to soften it. Before my response lots of guys proffered solutions so I thought maybe I should inform us as differently.

okoroemeka:
e get one I bought and it was tough as dangote truck tyre,my gas finished and I left it in frustration but lo and behold by day break it is soft as breast,maybe the soaking in the stock overnight helped it,

Sure your pot will be wondering why you're firing it for so long!

marsup:
Please there is no such thing as a male cow.
You have a bull (male)
Cow (female).

Thank you for the correction. It's appreciated.
I actually had a niggling feeling to write bull, but was just being silly....
Thanks again

Jerkbaba:
If I don calculate all the 100 naira I don use waste for this betting, he go reach 6 figures. Chai! Betting don deal with me finfish! I don use over under strategy, bookings strategy, all kinds of strategy! Used all prediction sites, still I no fit get one! Hmmmm. Like this, na to just drink water sleep.

Guy, you're the fodder, others are the winning lot...your cash is used to maintain, and run betting shops and used to keep the winning lot coming back.
Better knuckle down and quit....

There are two types you will find out there. The one from the male cow is usually the soft one cos male cows are usually not reared for long they're easily replaced.
The one from the female cows are tougher because they are used to breed so are kept longer. By the time they're slaughtered it's in their old age that makes the skin tough.
Simple

Let's cut the chase.
At birth a baby's fists are clenched, at death a man's hands are open...
That's the really of life.

festacman:
Beautiful!

God bless our mothers . What can we do without their constant prayers.

Do you mean fathers are not also constantly praying?
Ever heard of the graceful way a duck looks while swimming? You also need to know how much work it's feet put in UNDERWATER! That's what a father does behind the scenes...

festacman:
Beautiful!

God bless our mothers . What can we do without their constant prayers.

Fathers don't pray for their children??

I have a different opinion. Why not call the husband and have a one on one with him if he deems it OK to meet you. Then in all sincerity speak to him as to why you want to help, state this clearly and assure him you're not going to be in the picture in her life in anyway.
We know wives tend to show higher 'respect' to another man who's more disposed than her husband, therefore will consciously or unconsciously want to show appreciation which usually almost always leads to unnecessary attention towards to giver...
Don't involve the wife in the discussion after all she already knows. Give the cash to the man and vamoose from all their lives.
Whatever happens after that should not be concern you again...
Never accept and thanks beyond the first one especially from the woman.
I want to give you wine, or rice or yams or whatever in appreciation should be avoided.
Stay clear from them and that's all.
God will bless you for it. Dasol
Na experience I take answer you so.

jmoore:
They were returning home from school by themselves with no guardian/parent?

Wait til you hear the excuses the parents will give... you'll be appalled!