liaslo++:

you're a fool, if you don't like the way he dress then go bring your own make we see.
Idewot!!!

See me, see this MUMU o!
You want children to dress up like him, so wat is wrong with starting with your own?
Oh! you want it to be other peoples children while your own children dress normally?

Lol, some people just cant hide their stupidity indoors. They must bring it out and expose it to the world.

liaslo++:
Why d hating? He gat d swag. I'll like to see more kids dressing like him. ;DWhy d hating? He gat d swag. I'll like to see more kids dressing like him.

Na your pikin go dress like am. Shey you hear.
Nonsense!!!

As usual, the women are always the happier of the couple during weddings!

Wish them a happy married life.

Kai! Jim Iyke don fall my hand.

As usual, this is a typical case of what happens everywhere in Nigeria. We allow something to go bad for many years and when someone decides to take the bull by the horn and fix it, people start to complain.

Unfortunate.

@OP it is obvious that your wife comes from a 'money home' and doesnt see anything wrong with all that spending on baby shoes.
Its also very probable that she might come back with much more other baby stuff than she has already sent, so be prepared.
My advice is that on her return you sit her down and try your loving best to explain why what she has done is outrageous.
You might also need to find a way to get some of the excess cash off her and start investing seriously on things that will on the long run benefit both of you and all the kids to come.
I say this because honestly I dont see your wife changing as she has probably had money around her all her life. Money has a funny way of disappearing when you least expect it so you had better be prepared.
Wish you goodluck, best of luck!

freecocoa: See talk o.

In as much as i don't want to sound offensive but,what's our business with a picture of dancing benin chiefs?

The video would have been better,i haven't achieved anything by looking at this picture other than almost all of the men have big heads.

babe, easy na!
wetin dey vex u inside dis matter?

Does anyone know how the FIFA rankings are done? Would love to know

As for me saying 'Sorry' is something I have learnt to do, even when I am not at fault. My wife can be a little stubborn and finds it difficult to accept she could be wrong and apologize.
If I let her be whenever we have a misunderstanding it might translate to hours or days not talking to each other. That I cant stand so I apologize and then get her to talk about it. With that we we iron things out and make up.

I learnt from the elders that for every serious relationship (especially marriage) to work out, one of the parties must give in more than the other. As time goes by, the other partner will get to realize that the partner that is ready to apologize is the stronger person, and he or she will eventually cave in.

A true igbo son.
Ga n'ihu nwanne.
We celebrate you as Nigerians.
As someone who is studying in North America, I must say this is no easy feat.
Congrats and keep the flag flying.

naijalodge:
that one na old story,ronald don tell am make him shut up,abi u no watch the last elclassico?

My friend, dnt even start that Ronaldo comparism with Messi because u will end up showing how naive you r wen it comes to football.

For 3 yrs in a row, all the coaches and players hv voted him as the world's best (likely to win it again dis yr) and you are there opening your trap like the door to shoprite.

How many footballers in the past and present have held 19 world records? Tell me?

Abegi, learn to give honour to whom honour is due.


HBD Leo!

Were are lucky to be in this generation and watch you play, keep entertaining us jare.

Reference: To realistically have an open kitchen the average Nigerian home requires radical changes in culinary and living habits.

First and most importantly you've got to guarantee regular water supply and electricity to keep it clean and odourless. Induction cookers and not gas to keep the heat down.

Secondly practically all our meals here are cooked from their natural states meaning more time and more smells for longer. You could set your house alight preparing goat meat - the male type. I mean you could be smelling like a goat all the way to work.

Thirdly and most challenging of all our kitchens are often full of clutter. Polybags, endless plastic bottles, packs and bins that just wouldn't look good across the living room.

What do you guys think.

You are very correct. The open kitchen is a North American thing. With our kind of food and our kitchen lifestyle in addition to lack of constant power and water it would be difficult to adopt and maintain in Nigeria. If we are able to overcome the utilities challenges, I am sure it will gradually get popular in Nigeria.

I currently live in an apartment with a semi-open kitchen. Its not too small and its nice and lovely. (see pic)

Oya lagosians, make una prepare o!

If you car engine no dey well no drive am wen dey rain starts o! or else you and de car go swim together.

If your house is not on a highland, prepare yoursef for flood o! Move all ur important docs and safe guard ur electronics.

Prepare yoursef and family for emergency evacuation incase you may have to.

Make sure you have enuf food to last for a few days incase it becomes dangerous to move out of the house.

Dont expect power from NEPA (sorry PHCN) wen the rain starts, so be prepared

If you can, buy rain boots for emergency waka.

As for me, I miss Lasgidi but be understanding wen I say not during this period of rains

Kids, arnt dey just wonderful? they do something wrong and yet look so innocent. @Op I can understand how you feel. Get them to help you clean up and prepare something else for your in-laws.
Abeg, love those kids even more jare, na God give you.

Keep this pic for years to come because I bet you it will come in handy as leverage, lol.

It is obvious dat most of us who have made nice comments are parents or parents-to-be dats why we understand.

Disregard all the nasty comments, those NLders dont understand for now. When the time comes they will.

emmalezy:
Lol... The simple logic is that the Game will always finish... But the woman will always be there

Thank you jare. Nothing excites a man like a live football match, with some cold bottles of liquor and some suya (damn i miss suya) or small chops to go in the company of fellow football watchers/analysts.

The woman can wait na! she dey run go anywhere? the live match cant

@OP congrats man!

Its an amazing experience that words cannot describe.

Had my first child (a boy) in March this year. I look at him alot and wonder 'so this is d little me'

It makes you realize that God is just wonderful.

I am looking forward to going home (at least for 3 week) by the end of the year. Intend to spend sometime in Nigeria and a neighbouring country.
Just hoping 3 weeks will be adequate to spend quality time with my family.

The Chinese with a population that is more than 6 times Nigeria's and an economy over 20 times bigger (which means a larger potential to be corrupt and also not be caught) realized it decades ago that corruption had to be killed at all cost.

The proscribed execution once you are caught and convicted.

Once a chinese is caught a swift and effective trial is done. If the verdict is 'guilty' they execute you immediately with a bullet to the back of the head. No time wasting. It is an effective way to stamp out corruption and is still in practice today.

That on its on explains why their economy is growing in leaps and bounds without suffering the draw back of corruption like Nigeria.

I hope for the day we will have the courage to fight corruption head-on.

Abeg, how old is this your friend sef?

She is already in love wit a guy she doesnt know his name?

She has already bedded him?

Nothing we no go hear for Nairaland

smh

The Defender: People saying they will jail their father if caught stealing are big HYPOCRITES!!!

You are a born joker for saying this. You think everyone thinks like you and is only concerned about 'today'?
What about tomorrow, the future for the unborn Nigerian child?

If I become president, the first thing I will do is bring all my family together for a meeting. With all the love in my heart, I will warn them to stay clear of anything illegal because if they are caught I will never intervene.
Next I will warn everyone that works with me, be them friends, special advisers, political associates, ministers, whoever and inform them too that I have warned my family. So that they know that if I am ready to turn a blind eye to any member of my family who goes foul of the law they would surely be in trouble if they steal.

For God's sake the future of Nigeria and its citizens are way bigger than any one person even if na my papa. Till we begin to think like this there is no future for Nigeria.

Marriage can be enjoyable or painful for both sides. But for it to be enjoyed, there has to be great understanding and trust from both both parties.

For all those who are yet to get married, especially the women, marriage is not a bed of roses. Be prepared for real challenges which can only be surmounted by the strength of the union btw the man and the woman.

Been married for almost 3 yrs, so I am talking from my small bag of experience.

Dats my 2 kobo.

BusHouse: My God DANA again? we are in trouble.

Lol! Dnt worry in this case they sell exactly what was manufactured in South Korea.

I have driven one for almost 4 years (Elantra 2008, bought brand new) and have been across the country with it. Driven it to Abuja, Kaduna, Lagos, Benin, Owerri, Ibadan and also across the Nigerian border (at least more than 2 times each). I have done about 70,000km with it and can reliably say its a good car. You treat it right by servicing it as at when due and making the necessary part repairs and it will reciprocate by taking you wherever you want to go.

Compared to the already established Japanese models that are more expensive, Hyundai is worth the money you pay for it.

Hyundai cars are at the same stage the Japanese cars were in Nigeria in the late 70s and early 80s. Nigerians looked at the Japanese cars then with skeptism because the Peugeots, Mercedes Benz and Volkswagen were the popular brands. But with time Nigerians have come to have faith in them. That is the same thing I expect to happen to Hyundai and Kia cars in Nigeria in the near future.

For your additional info, Hyundai and Kia are both owned by the same parent company in South Korea. They have the same engine and chasis but different body and interior designs. Hyundai is modelled to compete with Toyota while Kia is modelled to compete with Honda. They have certainly started to gain grounds on Toyota and Honda around the world. In Nigeria 2 different companies hold the dealership franchise. Stallion motors sells Hyundai while Dana motors sells Kia.

Kudos to our Fash(ola).

I am impressed with the amount of work done so far. Though the project might be delivered later than planned have no doubt in your mind that Fashola intends to complete it.

I really look forward to coming back home and riding on those trains.

Mstchew 'Hisses at the poster and moves on'

@OP I can only say 'kpele' to you.

We have been asking for this service in Nigeria for some years now but the network providers are obviously not interested in it even though it will benefit their customers.

They probably dont see any economic sense in it for their business and may just prefer that once you lose you phone you may come back to them to buy anoda one from their special offers.

If implemented it will definitely put and end to the lucrative bizness of stolen phones. Since with ur IMEI number your missing phone can be locked off all the networks and the person who buys it will find it useless.

Lets wait and pray that one of the Network providers takes the bull by the horn. Once one of them starts it, the others will be forced to follow.

Is that the warship in the picture? Looks more like a tug boat to me

I hope they have tested it completely. Don't want to hear about any misfiring machine guns and torpedos/missiles later o!

Anyways, congrats to the Nigerian Navy for achieving this feat.

Recall I said Nigerian Navy not GEJ. He is only LUCKY to be presido when dis feat was achieved.

As at late last year, I used to live a few streets away from this church in Aguda, Surulrere. Their church buses (imported North American school buses) had started to form a nuisance on Brown Road and adjoining streets. I remember driving home from work late on some evenings and being amazed at the number of people trouping out of his church after some special late evening service. Surprisingly, a huge number of them are young people.

I mean, what kind of name is Dr Sign Fireman? The name itself sounds fraudulent for any right thinking person who ponders on it. I am glad that CAN has questioned this pastor's person.

In summary, it just goes to show how gullible Nigerians are, especially the young generation. All you need to do is to find something to amaze them and better still add God to it and you have them following you and swallowing everything you give them hook, line and stinker without question.

What a shame!

May the JTF catch and kill all those involved.

Nonsense!

taryour:

my dear ur union is still very very young, my advice is u do away with such friends for now and stop involving in such talks with pple,it will do u no good..
Make sure u dont discus dis or bring dis issue near ur husband o,am sure u wunt wana raise wahala forurself.

+100

chinedumo: [size=14pt]so PQ contributes more to the society than MOG[/size]

Jeez, please stop being retarded!

Is a private plane the reward for contribution to the society?