₦airaland Forum

Adufetohposh:
who re you and how Dare u quote me

Why are you always fighting....

Sexy yoloba Yoruba gyal

Anikkytohposh:
really all this yoruba girls seff

You look delicious

Caracta:
Oh...this section has moderators? Wow.

Where are the mods?

searching4love:
You are a disgrace to career women. Career women sound bright and are filled with intellect. All i see in you is a painec commercial sex worker.i pity the mumu wey go marry you. Biatch

Dude, you need to stop digging yourself further into the hole

Creamish:
Its actually shocking how much time he invests on the women he hates so much...

He is just a lil insecure hence the need for love

It's aiiiiiii

searching4love:
Are nairaland females aliens or ghost Are they not the fakers out there in the streets of every city I sure have friends but wary of these thieves called Nigerian girls

Maybe just maybe you've been attracting the wrong Nigerian girls.

The people you meet online especially on NL where people just come to unwind ain't necessarily the true reflection of Nigerian girls in a wider context.

Stop taking online ish seriously so you can have a good quality of life

relax bro

@OP

Oya let's talk


Why do you feel NL is the best place to search for love?

Don't you think your username and your relentless effort to get noticed is somewhat desperate?

Do you not have friends in real life?

What exactly is stopping you from meeting people in familiar surroundings?

UjSizzle:
Dude I know it's hard to "move on" but you have to get a grip of yourself and do that.
I sympathize with you on this heartbreak journey of yours, but you need to stop grieving the women so they stop being rude.


Take a time out. Drink beer. Watch a movie. Go self-service if you want sef. Just stop hopping around hoping to find magical healing while you call women devils.

I want to be your book

A very worthy book

Creamish:
hmm.....yeah.... while ur on the mugshot mission, get some tatts done on ur neck too... #baddoskyJaybee3

your head they there i tell ya

MercyMercy:
Hmmmm. Ok. Thanks a lot.

you're welcome

MercyMercy:
Thanks for ur honest reply. I tld my fiance I am taking things easy wit them considering the fact they are the ones bringing the money but he is not comfortable wit it. He is scared they would av a say in our affairs when we get married.

No they won't so long as you don't keep going back to them for favours.

Creamish:
Ur longing for a mugshot too ba?

@topic... if he has a clear conscience, he will be vindicated. I'm sure with this experience, he will be more careful and better protective of his image.

Do you reckon i'd look cute in a mugshot?

MercyMercy:
Good morning everyone. Pls I need ur advice.
I have known my fiance for some yrs now and we plan settling down. One of the factors I love abt him is that he thinks ahead(a real goal-setter). Both families have given their consent to the extent that the traditional list has been given to them. The thing now is, we intend getting married as soon as possible(in April) in order to get things formal n avoid side talks...and also considering our spiritual positions.but when I mentioned it to my parents n he to his pple,they objected to it saying it's too impromptu. My parents are saying we have to "prepare well"(spending-wise) from our side and I think his pple are assuming he will "forget" abt them once he gets married(since he assists the family,though the last child).I am from Abia state and he is from Edo state.I am currently learning fashion designing while awaiting Nysc in May. I av tried convincing my parents I dnt want to wait but get married but they r thinking I am the one forcing the guy to marry me.N.B,I am d fourth child and 2nd daughter,none of my siblings are married yet. So most times I try to stand my grounds,they hush me and this is also making my fiance think am not ready to settle down with him yet. Yes,my parents(esp my mum) are disciplinarians. Pls,wat is required of me to prove to them I am ready to become a wife?

I'm afraid there is really little you can do if they are paying for it.

You have no reason to be worried since both of you seems committed to the same goal.

Smack providence right where it hurts for hooking you up with a certified hoe

BTW: Who da Bleep is providence?

How come you are just realising she is an illiterate?
Didn't you guys communicate before going on a date?

BTW: I rather roll with an illiterate than mingle with an ignorant person. You can improve her literacy if you really care about her.
Besides acquiring knowledge via cosistent learning is continuous process

lovey ride

make i go check my bank balance sharpish

freecocoa:
Thank you but I knew that, he actually told me to lie down and strip to my undies which wasn't a problem as that wasn't my first visit to the doctor's(I've had my vagin* examined couple of times).

Don't you think I can tell the difference from brushing and actually rubbing the clit? This did not even happen on my first visit to him, the first day I went, everything was fine and I had tests done, this incident happened when I came back for the test results.

Omo see enjoyment...choi i missed my calling

@ Dr Chaircover

how are ya?

Royver:
I remember a case of a guy who came with HIV. The young doc had been seeing patients all day and was tired and irritable. He just opened the man's result and went: "oga you have HIV, move to ward B for counselling and treatment. Oya next patient!"

The man sat there, blank. Then he stood up and walked out the office and suddenly collapsed on the floor. He died before anything could be done.

Most docs actually don't know there is a protocol for breaking bad news. But all that is changing sha. The doc in question was so remorseful he went to study how to break bad news. He teaches younger docs now on the same technique.

Exactly Doc.. You are bang on point

Most serious organisations usually provide profesional communication courses to their staff. Effective communication is a major driver of growth cos how else do you sell your strategy if you can't communicate them effectively.

warrior01:
NO! The worst mistake is to vote in Buhari and all those who destroyed this country. Exhuming a senile and decaying corpse like Buhari who belonged to our inglorious past is not change but backwardness. Check out all those that parades themselves as agents of change; the same set of people that destroyed this country since the 60's. For these agents of destruction to have gathered against Gej means he is doing something right and he has to be supported for Nigerian youths to have a future. They called the 'clueless one' but I call him the ' chosen forerunner' and he has ended routing them and dismantling their evil structures.

I don't guage my acceptance on perception since most Nigerians are only in it for their own gain.
The measurable indicators of GEJ's presidency points to failure. How many chance does he want?

It's actually better not to vote any candidate and in turn force a coalition just so these people know mediocre performance is not going to be accepted henceforth

chaircover:
It was recently that I found out that in the Nigerian medical system, everyone who doesnt need to know, knows about the illness except the person who the matter actually partains to ie the patient

It is wrong. Patients are not stuppid and have a right to know whats wrong with them so they can get ready and tidy up affairs if need be

It not the doctors right to decide or prevent people from knowing what happening to their own bodies/lives.

What if they aren't trained on how to deliver such news?

He is actually trying to see if he can achieve some magical results within the extended period so he can boldly lay claim to making inroads on his wildly publicised failings

jude33084:
Imagine high class thieves calling $1.48b ONLY

Nigerian leaders are cursed I swear.

I swear down bro

Why won't they continue stealing when these evil doers have ready supporters

Nigerians are their own worst enemies
The only language they all understand is looting

Bluetooth2:
Only thievies like you will run away. You headed NPA, stole billions of naira, got convicted and sent to jail by Obj despite being his fellow partyman and from the same ethnic group until Jonathan needed your service. He upturned your conviction; that you were wrongly indicted even though the money is still missing because he felt your release will sooth the nerves of the yorubas.

Indeed you were released and given a grand reception by Lagos PDP which is usual in yorubaland to identify with known criminals. So if you come out to tell Nigerians that you will run away if Buhari wins, it is expected because that presidential pardon given to you just like Alamesia is a fraud and it will be reversed because you are a convicted thief sir !

MINT

aanumama:
Good option, because we're after your ass, and can't wait to put it back in jail.

GBAM


"A thief is a thief"
"In southwest they call thief Ole"

Bode George being a thief is a very big Ole

He should have been tied to the drum and given the AK47 treatment

Good riddance to bad rubbish!

Never ever assess the true worth of a man using his depreciating assets. Are you a learner?

tosyne2much:
That would be so nice

So how do we go about it bro ?

You don't wink at your fellow man bro, that's so GAY

UjSizzle:
Did you see this?

Dude wants to be noticed with his relentless junks

He needs to get out more

Heck i'm even considering giving him a real job

chaircover:
At home
at 10 and 13, I had to stay home looking after them

At home doing what?

Shows he lacks foresight, extremely dull not to be able to review his own performance, dangerously clueless to the extent that he constantly need people to remind him of his job description etc.