₦airaland Forum

Only number 10 is kinda noteworthy!!

RIP

Toposh:
human being... anything else

Hmmm

2012?

UjSizzle:

Why?

You wan open my yansh shey?

UjSizzle:
That's wonderful




Download in progress...

Oya no vex now

Ranchhoddas:
You fit take 80k chop food?

You will soon realise it isn't excessive once you realise it's inclusive of alcohol


I think it's excessive though as it's always good to be mindful of others that don't have

CFCman:
The exchange rate is becoming ridiculous! Maybe I should migrate to the U.K. to brag about earning £1k per month, lol

But I kinda agree that N20,000 per man bill is too high. They should have been more mindful of what they were ordering

Don't mind them oooo
How they for do?

Less than 30 quid per person dey make them throw fit

Shior!!

GossipHeart:
I go to the UK to watch Manchester united every week from the USA

Where do you see vacancies ??

What job do you have ??

You can work and make money in the USA even if you don't have qualifications or skills

Do you know what temp agencies are ?? I guess not

Okay i don hear

Now run along

GossipHeart:
Where do you see money in the UK ??

What job do you have or majority of Nigerians have in the UK

Lack of job rules the UK just like in Nigeria but Nigerians don't look for jobs, they hustle on their own which is very rare in the UK

Vacancies everywhere for qualified/unrestricted workers so stop making false claims

Baroba:
If you live in London and cannot afford an 80k bill ( BTW, this na between four guys) you really need to reevaluate your life.. Country where a nurse can collect £1200 a week, am not even talking of big boys in medicine or other notable professions, dont come here with degree in mass comm and fine arts or with no qualification and hope to make money..

Nurse collecting £1.2K a week?

Slow down now Mr Man!!!1

Nurses doing banks or whatever they call it don't earn that much despite working round the clock

ANAMBRA11:
Afonjas go buy 1 shoe 25k and brag like say no tomorrow check him account na 2k 500 dey inside

Branding does increase bank balance in the long run if well packaged/directed

GossipHeart:

Guys in the UK are just poor

I don't know why people migrate to the UK

They will come dey brag, i live in the UK and i send money to my relatives in Nigeria, maybe that relatives lives in a remote village in Ogun state

No jobs, if you see their house you go pity for them, small chicken house

Even their roads dey tiny

Nigerians are Americans are the only ballers i know

Not when £1 = N625

Minimum wage in Naij = N20K
Minimum wage in UK = £1.3K ~ N625k (After adjusting for Tax & NI deductions)

Nuff said!!!!

cocoberry:
Where is d Range Rover!

You and this Ranging Rover ish


You sure say dem no go use am kidnap you so?

No wonder the 02 was packed yesterday


Couldn't understand why i was seeing freak shows on a cold sunday

The second picture is the interior of an Evoque

Mynd44:
Steal Jaybee3's.

I will buy it from you when you are done

My boo doesn't need to steal
She gets it when she wants it

Abeg what's horney/honey?

Benita27:
This that all @ the embolden?, signing a life contract isn't tasking neither is religion what i was referring to.

Don't forget a woman doesn't marry the man only, but with his family to a large extent...what if i'm not ready to deal with in-laws?.

What if i'm also not ready for kids and the guy goes "we're having kids immediately after marriage".

What if i'm not ready to be involved in all there is in marriage?.

All these freak people out when some guys propose.

I'm definitely going to marry you off especially now that i know you are a lil chicken

#Jokes

Benita27:
Every stage of our lives comes with it's own responsibilities...one's able to be able to handle each and every of such responsibility makes you ready (psychologically) for such task...marriage isn't for the faint-hearted!...and it goes beyond finding someone you're compatible with, beside compatibility we all have roles to play in the marriage.

Roles such as:
Chief Comforter
Chief Consoler
Chief Adviser


Why do you need psychological readiness to achieve something you are possibly currently doing?


I was expecting you to come at me from the religion angle (having to sign a life contract) as that's the only sort of questionable psychological readiness that might stop someone from taking the bold step, No?

Teespice:
na where dem go see you.

afi minister for women affairs.

how i for do now

Benita27:
Definitely!.
What if i'm not psychologically ready for the task that comes with being a wife?...this is a problem too, hope you know?.

Interesting angle

How do you prepare psychologically?

Marriage doesn't mean you had be gagged or restricted in your ability to function as your normal self... You just have to find the one person that complements and accommodates everything you are about

Teespice:
nope.

not interested.

You passed the test

Oya what's their worth?

Benita27:
Yeah!, is a gradual process, i guess that person doesn't want a liability for a spouse?.

Monetary contribution doesn't define your value/worth to any potential union shey you know

Benita27:
It wasn't.
There are other things a girl should do before thinking of settling down...i'm still working on myself.

Why do you think working on oneself isn't a continuous process?

You don't elevate that as an excuse to chase awon pepperdem nuccas away shey ya know

Oya come over here and lemme whisper something in ya ears

ledgelessons:
Nigeria needs you in our budget planning process

Trust me, i shall function effectively in the women affairs ministry....

UjSizzle:

Benita27:
I am not searching.

That's a political answer.....

I get better person for you sha.....

Benita27:
In this Buhari's recession?, i will pass...thanks!.

Sister Benita, your solid presence on this thread dey worry ooooo...

Sister benny, are you single?

Teespice:
oshey mathematician.

you go fear analysis.

heheheheeh

I wan invest in your asset....You game?

UjSizzle:
Pls who are those up for eviction?

Jaybee3
Jaybee.3
Jay bee

365 days a year / 12 months = 30.4 days per month

Projected cost of food per month = 30.4 * 600 = 18.24K (41% of your monthly income)

Let's assume you spend the same amount of money on transportation

Projected cost of transportation assuming you do 5 days a week = 22.5 * 600 = 13.5K (30% of your monthly income)

You are basically left with 13.26K without having factored the following:

Cost of accommodation
Cost of staying connected to Nairaland
Cost incurred from doing fine boy/girl

I think you will be borrowing money before the end of each month by spending a large % of your earnings on food so go on a fasting cycle