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[quote author=BangBang! link=topic=153196.msg2540098#msg2540098 date=1216715775]what about if the person resides in sudan or somalia?!

see your mouth like "i need a nice girl"

now get your hands off the mouse, dust your obioma sandals and get the fuc.k out of the cyber-cafe, u jobless dumbo!![/quote]r u caruso's younger broda?

not in the position to confirm as the forum doesn't have any way of gender verification.

they emailed eachother discreetly so i figured out his problem would have been half solved (pointed to the right direction)

rokiatu:
this indeed
is my favourite very
funny
I do hope the poster
find solution to his problem
though

tboy1 sorted d dude out

ibkaye:
lol urrrghhh, sweet

u should get a degree in teasing.
tgif though

@nana
wats gud? work nko?

ibkaye:
nah s'ok
roflmao since when?

since when 2 first or second comment?

i am interested as well IBK.
your stock value just dey rise oh with all 'em dudes running after ya on NL

@ Jenju
Thanks for the info you gave me the last time we spoke. The ride has finally arrived so everything is all gravy.

You are a rare gem that needs to be celeberated. Very different and i just wonder how naij will be so better if we have more peeps like you.

no one made reference to you stealing the car

once i sack my landlord where about am i going to lay my head? on the plot maybe?
your sales pitch is seriously flawed.


why not try headlines like; be your own landlord, run your own destiny, does the idea of 24/7 electricity appeals to you why not try the new development @ xyz,

demi2008:
Most people have private jets so its no big deal.

From my own understanding the most people stance only points towards business leaders/footballers/celebrities et al that used the rewards (profit, salary, commission etc) from their hard work to obtain such luxury that life can offer.

Yes logistically it probably makes sense in terms of time management and accessibility to less busy routes but you not gonna tell me that the man can afford it from the salary the church pays him.
I rather he use the money to provide scholarships, aids, hospitals, to the needy.
Men of God shouldn't be flamboyant and spreading the word of God shouldn't be seen as a business venture when the need to grow with benefits is very paramount.

I am quite sure if the church is being run as a charitable organisation with clear intentions then all this talk of private jet will def be a non starter. It just saddens me that the kind of people that will be contributing towards the purchase of the so-called jet are people struggling to survive on minimum wage in naij offcourse still blinded and misguided by the word of God on "give and your offerings will be multiplied".

On another note, no one has managed to help answer the discrepancy question on why some Churches urge its members to use credit cards (plunging gullible peeps into further debt) to pay offerings and tithes and some don't.
Churches should def be regulated

..

roflmao
true story?

Sky Blue:
@Pepeye, interesting take on the issues considering you failed to mention why a lot of private schools were closed or markets closed. The hundreds of schools that were closed were closed because they were unlicensed and illegal. It just goes to show the attitude in the country, anyone can just build a house and turn it into a school. What kind off education do you expect to be obtained from such? The markets that were closed, wheren't alternatives provided? In a city were previously from my understanding streets could overnight become markets due to the unruly behaviour of the citizenry and lack of discipline to correct such, you think such should have been allowed to continue? So i am guessing you have no problems with street markets and in thesame breath i am guessing you will now lambast such measures used to curb such activities that add to the traffic problem while also lambasting government for not tackling the traffic problem, right?

Can you not see that the beautification of the city is actually beneficial to the people? Can you not see that it creates a better and conducive environment for businesses to thrive? Or would you rather the under of the bridges that were once haven for agberos and hooligans be that are now open and beautified turned back to what is once was with a return of insecurity to sumch areas, right? I am not even in lagos and with research this information kis available to me, so why not be objective and examine both sides of what you lambast? You are yet to provide anything that is actually destructive.

Very good/matured counter argument. If only Nlers can agree to disagree like this without abusing each other.

Policies are meant to be adhered to and springing out markets out of know where can only be dealt with strong hands.
Most Nigerians don't believe in rules and regulations (i know the system allows it) so if you see a man trying to do something right for once then me thinks he should def be applauded.

Ezinwannem:
@jay bee, Baltimore and Maryland is da same. That is, Baltimore is a city in Maryland

I havent really been anywhere but I hope soon

For now its

Canada (Toronto, Ottawa, Niagara Falls, Hamilton, infact, most cities in Ontario)
USA ( Ohio:Cleveland, Columbus, MD, DC, VA, Michigan, Chicago, Indiana, Buffalo, NY)
Naija (Most cities in da east, Benin, Lagos)

thanks for the correction.

Their is one near recreation club in IB
Oyinlola has been spotted playing 8 or so holes during wkds

Love golf to bits (offcourse interest stemmed from domination of d tiger).
will probably start playing very soon.
anyone watching the opens starting 2morrow? no tiger means level playing field as long as leftie (phil mickleson) doesn't forget his putting skills across the sea!
Open are notorius for difficult greens and absurd tees

IncaGold:
I guess saying "in your lifetime" presumes the person is dead and buried and probably an angel is asking the soul "list all the countries you visited in your lifetime"

Since we're very much alive, i suggest you rephrase your post to read "list of countries you've visited"!

just to add to your comment, please change to countries/states

As for me,

US (Vegas, phoenix, Maryland:Baltimore, DC, NY, Philly, NJ, Detroit)
UK (Live in london, but probably visited most cities in england during uni days (party animal hint))
France (Paris)
Switzerland (Zurich)
Holland (Amsterdam)
Naij
Spain (Madrid)

why not name and shame them cos dat way they will know we've got our eyes set on 'em 24/7 (I know it's in my wildest dream)

Me thinks US student visa is probably easier to obtain than the over hyped british visa.
my sister got hers without even paying the tuiton fees

i have been called a loner as i appreciate my space and don't do hanging out with friends thingy.
all about making the dosh this days.

staying alone in the western world is a lot easy as one keeps busy with round the clock programmes on tv, footie, financial news/stock market to give u the adrenalin rush, occasional visits from the shorties to keep stress in check et al

nana:
Na wa oh. Is he a footballer? Babe,i'ld advice u keep the pregnancy.

what if he decides that he doesn't want hers as well.
@ poster
do you have a job?
are you comfortable with being a single parent if he ever decides to bail out?
are you comfortable being second fiddle to another woman if he decides to keep both?
ask yourself all the reasonable questions and i am sure you will come to a gud conclusion.

state?

CARUSO:
thank you very much, we all had a good weekend, hope u did too?!

anywayz i have been thinking of what you can import and i think there is a market deficiency for hard drugs, so u may want to do that!

Haba Caruso!

hot chic:
What happens if you later decide to walk to the altar?

that chance is a 0.1% but if it does then we will probably cross that line