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Sleekyshuga:
And I thought I heard someone say: 'I have given my life to Jesus.'

He is so kind he is forever cleansing us of all sins regardless of the interval/frequency

Jesus is da lord

hecha38:
LOL. never knew u were a motherfucker......i

Respect yourself dude!

sexymoma:
who want you... Go joor

Come joor

Oya na me want you

What's with all these shakara sef

oya let's get a room already

Maka make we go yarn for private

hecha38:
surely i will. m a roller coster. but i'd roll ur tire first

You GAY?

Geez

Yuck

Sleekyshuga:
**Whistles while passing**

You berra bring your sexy behind back here

sexymoma:
i nor understand oooo... maka introduce masef abi wetin

Let's get a room already

You know you want me so quit all these childs play jor

Caracta:
Haba. Be nice. That is someone's tool

That's a redundant tool

hecha38:
wah bout ur hole? too deep?

I don't even know if i'm meant to be answering you sef

Oya go roll a tire or something

sexymoma:
Like you gat lotta things to teach her, to think bout your friends, fams, their reactions when u bring her home... Ewo

No point taking her home since i don't roll with arrogant bimbos

We just won't connect and that's the only turn off for me

I like being the man

Oya what's your logo... I wan sabi you

Caracta:
Lmao. Can't you just ignore? I followed you here like a monitoring spirit. Go figure.

As for that little carrot, I hope it can find the hole easily.

That shyte ain't finding no hole.. It's best stuck in a cookie jar

sexymoma:
Abeg nor vex... na wetin i see i dey talk... Ma own be say u nor fit marry that babe layelaye

Is that because you think her class is way beyond mine?

I hope you know i don't expect her to have dangote's daughter written on her forehead

I have extreme confidence in my own ability oooo.

Na today?

caracta don show

Gross

They need to smack that lil head to wake da Fvck up

Adufetohposh:
o'maa shey ohh

Na this kind thread we dey find you. Are you a raging hormone by any chance?

sexymoma:
Abeg bone that thing, ... U know wetin i study bout u, u nor dey follow babes wey nor get pinshure rapport,..And the wanse wey get picture wey u dey follow yarn dey package wella .. Correct me if i dey lie oo

Choi see my life in 4K
I don enter once chance

So i'm now a case study ehn aunty sexymoma

It's an open secret sha say dem fit use bobby kidnap me so man gotta appreciate good things when i see 'em

But i dey follow you rapport na.. are you trying to pass a message sef, are you packing in the right places?

sexymoma:
Bros wid your kind status, as in how u dey package hia for NL, as in your kind english, i fit swear wid ma left nyash say u nor go fit talk to that "A" talkless of say u wan marry am... I know u wella

I no go fit talk to A as in A been dey carry fire for head?

Omo mehn don't get it twisted....

Anyhoo, i don retire as per i don give me life to Jhesuss!

You can't possibly enhance B's beauty any further
B will almost certainly not improve on her negative characteristics


A can be surgically/cosmetically improved
She will improve her literacy skills
I will have rest of mind


A for me is a wife material and B is simply a link up

ndidibabe:
Nothing really. Just strange..

Couples that want to succeed have to embrace flexibility alongside practicality if they want to survive the tough world of starting a family

ndidibabe:
Hmm..

hmm
No let cat bite your tongue so talk wetin dey ya mind

ndidibabe:
He should resign?

YES

What's wrong with that?

He is already struggling with the finances that will most certainly grow in line with the baby's growth

What if he was on a 50K per month job and the wife received a 500K per month job offer, should he still allow the wife lose out just because he simply wants to be the man?

Makes no economic sense

chocolateme:
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]: something must have prompted you to use that particular moniker you use here as your username.. [/fontMoniker]
Mine is Chocolateme: pet name from birth christened by my dad, coupled with my love for chocolates and my skin colour.
Lalasticlacla what does it mean and why?
We also have plenty funny ones here including strange ones.
What's yours?

Omo you fine oooo

How about asking for resource support from your parents?
You can look at getting a creche for your baby
If her salary is way more than yours then simply resign

Above all, make sure you do family planning as a matter of urgency

I guess this is the smoking gun they've been waiting for

Probably wouldn't make any difference since our elected leaders are the most shameless pigs to have ever walked on planet earth.

Tufiakwa!

LWKMD

MrCork:
..My Niggga..Bro QUIT tryn to impress 1bkaye wit thosie *JODECI* lyric coz u no the deal: .. she aint fine, NaDa!!... bruv, U no how we roll in London town.. White women!! (no oofeinse)

I love me black coffee bro

Simply da best!

1bkaye:
The day has been good thus far so I guess lol, you nko?

I'm just lounging at work.. Weather is beautiful and it's Friday so can't complain

1bkaye:
Thanks, you too

Are you fine, like very fine?

Moana:
send me your pic and i will send u mine

My picture is on my profile or you think that ain't moi?