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Celebrities › Re: "This Is A Rip Off" Ramsey Noah Laments Over Cracked TV Screen (video) by jaymichael(m): 10:00am On Mar 18, 2020
Warranty to cover a deliberate damage? Who does that. Oga Noah, that damage isn't slight except the definition of 'slight'don change. I have an LG LED TV too that my son uses as a drum set. A month ago he used a small steel pipe to hit the TV. I thank God the TV did not crack, it only sustained a hairline mark that is only visible to the observant eyes. LG products are durable. The TV is over 5 years and still looks and operates as if I bought it just last week.
Culture › Re: Are The Ilajes, Aworis, Egbas, Ijebus, Ikales And Eguns Really Yoruba? by jaymichael(m): 9:20am On Mar 18, 2020
Oracle23:
Daft.

They are ijaws and not yorubas
Dumbo, just answer the fucking question.
Culture › Re: Are The Ilajes, Aworis, Egbas, Ijebus, Ikales And Eguns Really Yoruba? by jaymichael(m): 12:54am On Mar 18, 2020
Oracle23:
They are all ijaws.
What is the meaning of Omoyele Sowore in Ijaw? Let us start from there.
Culture › Re: Are The Ilajes, Aworis, Egbas, Ijebus, Ikales And Eguns Really Yoruba? by jaymichael(m): 2:28am On Mar 17, 2020
Oracle23:
They are ijaws.

That I speak hausa doesn't automatically make me a hausa man
Why do you guys call Omoyele Sowore Yoruba man then?
Culture › Re: Are The Ilajes, Aworis, Egbas, Ijebus, Ikales And Eguns Really Yoruba? by jaymichael(m): 1:46am On Mar 17, 2020
Oracle23:
They are Ijaws.

OBJ only added from to London state from delta state during state creation so that SW can have an oil producing state.
I have them as close neighbors in my former neighborhood. We grew up together. One of my younger brothers still lives with them. Their names are Yoruba, their language is a dialect of Yoruba that sounds like Ikale and Ilaje dialect.
Politics › Re: Aerial View Of The Abule Ado Explosion In Lagos (Video, Photos) by jaymichael(m): 12:38pm On Mar 16, 2020
mrvitalis:
Firstly who allowed people to build here where a high pressure gass pipeline passed ?

People have build why not stop using this line n redirect the pipeline through that rice ?

If this is a pipeline explosion where is the hole ripped along the pipeline ?

A pipeline explosion of this strength would bring out 100s of meters of pipeline from the ground it was buried
People may have been living there before the installation of those oil and gas pipes. In our villages in Amuwo Odofin Riverine that is the case.
Politics › Re: Sanusi Lamido's N200 Million Library Evacuated (Photos) by jaymichael(m): 3:15am On Mar 13, 2020
GamalNasser:
After reading all these books and dollars swallowing dulllard still banish you to a village
Do you know Gandollar has two masters degree and a PHD?
Romance › Re: Public Vs Private Marriage Proposal: Which Would You Prefer? by jaymichael(m): 11:51am On Mar 12, 2020
I did not do any yeye proposal. I just tell her one day 'take one of the spare keys to my apartment in case you need to rest or cook or eat anything before I come back' na pidgin I take talk am o, no be English.
Politics › Re: Emir Ado Bayero Presenting A Prize To El-Rufai In The 1970s by jaymichael(m): 12:48pm On Mar 11, 2020
OddsIsland:
If someone line EL-Rufai becomes president, I'm sure there will be No one Nigeria again.
Nasir El Rufai is a very brilliant mind, he graduated first class Quantity Surveying.
Family › Re: Child Born Out Of Wedlock by jaymichael(m): 6:27pm On Mar 08, 2020
LawBreaker:
I impregnanted this girl but I don't want to marry her. I am interested in the child. She is yet to deliver. I talked to the family that I need my child, but they refused and said I won't have him as I didn't pay her bride price.

Now I want to go to court. Am thinking if I will win the case. I don't want to spend my money and after every thing I won't win the case.
No court will grant you that kind of custody of the child. Just have good relationship with your baby mama and her family then take care of your parental responsibilities.
Politics › Re: Ban On Street Begging Forces Almajiri To Dumpsites In Kano by jaymichael(m): 11:54am On Feb 29, 2020
NextD18:
The problem and major cause of poverty in the North is that most parents there are illiterate and lazy at the same time.

They only focus and channel all their strength on Religion without thinking for the betterment of their kids and family.
Na true you talk.
Health › Re: Scorching Heat: How Are You Coping? by jaymichael(m): 7:58am On Feb 26, 2020
Rapsowdee01:
What is the cost of getting both and where did u get them please
The fan SUMEC 401A and 405A (big battery) is 16k, got it from Sumec plaza Airways bustop Apapa.
For the panel, this is the link
https://www./tempered-glass-waterproof-solar-panel-15w-sop-150-binatone-mpg1194123.html
It was formerly sold around 5k. I bought for 5k at trade fair last year.
Health › Re: Scorching Heat: How Are You Coping? by jaymichael(m): 7:58am On Feb 26, 2020
kingpin0308:
How much did you get it pls
The fan SUMEC 401A and 405A (big battery) is 16k, got it from Sumec plaza Airways bustop Apapa.
For the panel, this is the link
https://www./tempered-glass-waterproof-solar-panel-15w-sop-150-binatone-mpg1194123.html
It was formerly sold around 5k. I bought for 5k at trade fair last year.
Health › Re: Scorching Heat: How Are You Coping? by jaymichael(m): 10:31pm On Feb 25, 2020
I have Sumec 401A rechargeable fan with an 18w Binatone solar panel. Fan operates 24hrs whether I put on the gen or not. It recharges as I use during the day and serves all through the night. One of my better decisions of 2019.
Science/Technology › Re: Video Of A Manatee Dragged Along The Road In Niger Delta Region Sparks Outrage . by jaymichael(m): 8:58pm On Feb 25, 2020
Godsfavour78:
Rat have a soul. undecided continue on your journey to yabaleft Mr man
As above so below empty skull.
Science/Technology › Re: Video Of A Manatee Dragged Along The Road In Niger Delta Region Sparks Outrage . by jaymichael(m): 9:40am On Feb 25, 2020
Godsfavour78:
if possible I will even use grenade launcher on the rat. I hate this animal so much since I was a kid I remember driving nail through the skull of a rat caught in rat gum and it started bleeding from the nose and mouth and eyes and ears. I also burnt out the eyes of another one with matches.

Just last week I saw a weakened rat outside my house I buried it alive.
Quite sadistic. Animals too have soul. If you must have any reason to kill an animal, make it quick humane.
Properties › Re: Whats Inside An $800K Lagos Mega Mansion? You Wont Believe It! by jaymichael(m): 10:02pm On Feb 23, 2020
You are doing a good work. Keep it up TayoAinaFilms
Sports › Re: SARS Kills Tiyamu Kazeem 'Kaka' In Ogun, Labels Him A Yahoo Boy by jaymichael(m): 11:33am On Feb 23, 2020
toolovely:
But most of the SARS men are your brothers from the South
True! I tell people this always. We kill and extort ourselves and blame people who zealously refused intimidation of fsars in their region.
Sports › Re: SARS Kills Tiyamu Kazeem 'Kaka' In Ogun, Labels Him A Yahoo Boy by jaymichael(m): 10:43am On Feb 23, 2020
ibietela2:
I have always wanted to ask why there's no SARS in the North
What you should ask is why is ot that all the killer SARS officers are Southerners.
Crime › Re: SARS Forces LAUTECH Student To Transfer School Fee To Them by jaymichael(m): 8:33am On Feb 20, 2020
bigiyaro:
you are on point bro! we'll never hear of SARS killing, intimidating and extorting anybody in the north and they don't go near abokis in the south.
And who are the so called SARS officers that harass and intimidate the Southerners, are they not fellow Southerners?
Family › Re: Problem Living With Mother In Law by jaymichael(m): 9:47am On Feb 17, 2020
TonyeBarcanista:
But Technically the home is not her husband's home, it is the home of his parents and his larger family. Her husband have no right to rule in the house when he isn't the head of family. In fact, the Head of Family is her FIL and next in chain her MiL.

If he wants to be head of his family, he should move to his own apartment.

In your case, you are head of family in your own apartment built by you not the one built by your father/mother even though they are within same proximity.
Buit the house together with my mom but I contributed the larger share.
Family › Re: Problem Living With Mother In Law by jaymichael(m): 6:53am On Feb 17, 2020
OceanOfJoy:
If your story's true, report to your family and go stay with them till you give birth. My hubby and MIL were the sweetest during my pregnancy, cooking Nigerian dishes for me and making sure I wasn't stressing before I put to bed in December. I thank God I married a white man because Nigerian men lipsrsealed.
Not a Nigerian men fator. The problem is that Nigerians have this weird entitlement factor. The husband feels too entitled even of he isn't living up to his responsibilities. The mother in-law feels too entitled to the son thereby usurping some of the roles and benefits of the wife forgetting that she has ot had her own husband. The wife feels too entitled too forgetting that the husband cannot throw away his family after marriage because na some people train am to be responsible up to that level and those people may not have the strength to hustle as they did in their younger days and they need care and attention too. Some family members and siblings may even sacrificed a lot and contribute materially and financially to the husbands upbringing and the husbands owes it a duty to do same to other younger ones in his family too.
Everything boils down to the husband knowing how to balance everything no matter who feels shortchanged as long as he does what he does in fairness and equity with lots of tacts and diplomacy.
Phones › Re: Iphone 8 Showing "Iphone Is Disabled" by jaymichael(m):
implementing:
lol I don't steal but if I ever steal your redmi I'll do magic wiping and changing imei for you, you can't track it, this is what makes androids generally cheap ass phones cos if it gets stolen just pray the thief is is not that smart or you set money to buy new one

I'm an android app programmer so I know what I'm saying
Wipe with my bootloader locked? You need my phone connected to an internet connection and mi cloud password verified to wipe,erase or format my phone when you prompt it. After reset, erasure or formating, you will still need the cloud lock password to complete the boot process. This is 2020, it is a snapdragon processor not some cheap wack ass mtk devices you can change the imei number with mtk engineering tools and mobile Uncle. Mi cloud isn't some simple 4 digit phone lock you can easily bypass if your bootloader is unlocked and your phone isn't mi cloud locked, any rookie can do this.
Phones › Re: Iphone 8 Showing "Iphone Is Disabled" by jaymichael(m): 5:00pm On Feb 16, 2020
implementing:
Return phone to owner lol, this is one feature android should copy for once
Xiaomi has cloud lock too. You can't reset factory settings on my REDMI NOTE 7 without putting the mi account password. You can't use another sim other than my sim without putting the mi password. Accessing my mi account on another device will disable, track or wipe the device(s) linked with my mi account if I so wished.
This is 2020 bro.
Family › Re: Problem Living With Mother In Law by jaymichael(m): 4:20pm On Feb 16, 2020
Ishilove:
Carry your load back to your parents house and go rest before you drop dead.
How do women agree to marry sissy men is what I can't get my head around. My mother gets all my care and respect but it ends there. My home is 100% under my control. Women can pass their boundaries and become a bully when you give them the slightest of chance.
Family › Re: Problem Living With Mother In Law by jaymichael(m): 4:15pm On Feb 16, 2020
debompga:
I Agree with what your saying , this whole living together has made me so unhappy cos my husband doesn’t defend me cos he is scared of his mother and he just wants me to stay with his mum he doesnt really want us to move out . He doesnt understand me, i dont even know if my marriage will survive thats my main concern now.
Afraid of his mother, I don't understand that part. Is your mother in-law the person feeding your husband?
My principle even before marriage is that someone else cannot rule his/her home and at the same time rule my home for me. E no gonna work. What I owe my parents is respect. My home and my life is mine. I didn't run theirs for them, they can't run mine for me.
Family › Re: Problem Living With Mother In Law by jaymichael(m): 3:14pm On Feb 16, 2020
debompga:
Please help me out with some helpful advice in my current situation. And please forgive my bad English.
Here is the situation:
I've been married for 3 years now, i have a 2 year old son, pregnant with baby number 2 , i've been living with my inlaws since i got married. My mother in law is very controlling and always wants her own way, she has been causing problems for a while now. My husband knows what shes like and knows how unhappy i am but he's so laid back about the situation. She doesnt like my family coming round i can never invite family or my friends round and if they do come i'm always nervous because i'm scared she will be disrespectful. Her family come round all the time and she completly leaves me out. I dont feel like its my home and i feel i need permission for everything. Now look, I'm about to deliver the baby in 3 weeks and I have so much pain in my body that I can not describe. I feel like sleeping all the time, I can not eat because I have problem with my stomach, I can not sleep properly because of the belly getting big, I'm tired and my back is disappointing me. On the top: my mother in law who has 7 kids, wants me to cook for the whole family , clean and wash and serve and sit with her and entertain her! I asked my husband to make his breakfast for him self now when I am asleep because I can not sleep in the night and when I do I pray no one wakes me up so I can sleep alittle longer.. But she gets mad when I sleep or take rest! What should I do?She thinks I'm faking sickness, My husband in front of her my husband stays quiet! He pretends like I'm not a good wife I don't look after him and son on.. But I stay 24/7 at home and have got no friend to talk to, I cook and clean and wash but she doesn't gets happy!
m so depressed now and i want to get out i want my own place my husband has enough money to rent a 2 bedroom house for us but he wont get one he talks about getting one but never gets round to it cos deep down hes scared of his mom. my husband is happy living with his mum and siblings but I live in fear of his mum cos she is a bully who always wants her own way she wont alllow her son to stand on his own feet.I have told my husband exactly how i feel but when i talk to him it often ends in an argument and My husband beat me 4 days ago and I fell and got a lot pain in my back. I told my mother in law but she ignored it.. I love my husband and forgive him but I'm getting tired of all this.. No one asks me about my health about my problems about my situation. I'm sorry for long post . Please advice me what should I do to handle this matter
Sorry for your plight. The solution to your issues lies with your husband. I live in a compound I built with my Mom. I have my own room and parlour self contained apartment while my mom has her single room self contained same with my younger brother with his family. Kitchen and toilet is present in our individual apartments.
I Love my mum but I let her understand that my wife is my first priority with my son and her loyalty lies with me before her.
There are times when my mother wants to become bossy, I immediately remind her where her boundaries lie and I judge any issues between them with all fairness because my loyalty is to justice fairness and equality because if tomorrow I go to meet my creator, I will go alone. I didn't come to the earth with any of them neither I am going with any of them. I rule my home without being afraid of offending any of them as long as I stand on the pedestal of truth and fairness, this is what they both know and they are both afraid of my angry reactions if any of them tries to cross the boundary to disrespect and intimidate each other.
My wife cooks for my mother and my mother babysits and takes care of our son if my wife is busy or when she goes to Lagos Island to stock her shop. A wife living with her mother in-law isn't a bad thing if the husband can rule his home well without falling prey to the antics of victims mentality women play.
For now their relationship with each other is just ok but not perfect. God forbid that their relationship deteriorates that they can't tolerate each other, I will move out to another place.
Both my mum and my wife are beautiful souls but as humans too much familiarity may breed contempt.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Proposes To His Russian Girlfriend On Valentine's Day (Photos) by jaymichael(m): 2:50pm On Feb 16, 2020
Gone are those days when our culture is considered inferior. Today we are proud and we hold our heads high to showcase the beauty of our culture for the whole world to see.
PROUDLY NIGERIAN.
Celebrities › Re: Valentine: Omotola Jalade-ekeinde And Husband, Matthew Ekeinde Out On A Date by jaymichael(m): 12:00pm On Feb 16, 2020
Na which kind yeye food be this?
Technology Market › Re: .. by jaymichael(m): 6:26pm On Feb 15, 2020
OmoDavido:
Price reduced
Where is your location in Lagos?
Romance › Re: My Engagement Ring Is Too Small by jaymichael(m): 3:30pm On Feb 13, 2020
Alainitelorun!!
Romance › Re: How Long Should A Normal Sex Last? by jaymichael(m): 6:07am On Feb 11, 2020
Birdeyeview:
21 working days.
stupeeeeed!!!
Stupid abi stupidly stupid. I like your reply.

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